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6949459 No.6949459 [Reply] [Original]

>anon, tell me about your favorite books...

What's the right answer?
Do you have a ready to go answer for this question or do you blank out when a girl asks you this?

>> No.6949495

i don't talk to people

>> No.6949499

Girls (besides teachers) have never asked me about books. Most of the time we don't do much talking because she's too busy choking on my 9" cock

>> No.6949512

>>6949459
Valis
smoke lsd erryday

>> No.6949513

>>6949459
I always say 'jeez I read so many and I like them for different reasons, I don't really have a favorite'

btw this is for when anyone asks, so if this is actually a thinly veiled 'how do i pick up girls by saying I like X books' plz disregard my post and then kindly ahz na zerag yourself figgt

>> No.6949522
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6949522

I always say madame bovary, or something else that allows me to display a keen (pretentious/pandering) understanding of women . then I cum on her tits.

>> No.6949543

>>6949522
>then I cum on her tits.

talking to girls makes you ejaculate??

>> No.6949554

>>6949522
That's a fucking comfy looking tree. The only (inanimate) thing I like as much as a good book is a good tree.

>> No.6949562

>>6949543
it's 4chan, I believe it

>> No.6949571

I like Shardik, The Naked Lunch, and Gormenghast.

This is what I say to everybody, because it is true.

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>>6949571
>Gormenghast

u being ironic? it's like one long description of corridors and shadows and gothic tropes...what's the point.