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6919441 No.6919441 [Reply] [Original]

Why isn't "Star with the Bible" a meme?

>> No.6919446

Start*

>> No.6919503

it should be tbh

>> No.6919540

Because Christianity is still a major force in the world, and there are a lot of people who were forced to contend with this shaggy dog story when they were kids. They want to get away from it because they want to be upwardly mobile and get as far away from the world of their parents and their starry eyed word games.

The type of person who would have made `Start with the Bible`` a meme are those ultra-zealous converts who didn`t have religious parents and jerked themselves off insane from all the pornography they got to watch. Somewhere along the lines they realized that Christianity is even more abusive and misogynistic than pornography for it is a wider canvass for their fantasies and also less democratic.

Now that Jerry Brown has made vaccines mandatory in California, we can look forward to the end of the Bible (In California) because they will all be autistic. Being Autistic doesn`t mean that they will stop understanding the bible. No-ones understood the bible for a long time now. They just won`t be able to pretend to understand the bible.

The Bible is a gateway into dog costumes and that singular sense of passive aggressive entitlement that secretes from believer`s every pore.

>> No.6919546

>>6919540
>this isn't a copypasta

>> No.6919553

That would be stupid.

>> No.6919566

because the greeks dropped their hot words first

>> No.6919966

>>6919441
Because you shouldn't start up with that crap.
I did, and I'm here to tell you it was a horrible mistake.

>>6919540
>vaccines mandatory in California, we can look forward ... [more] autistic. ...
You better be fucking kidding.