/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.6912937]

/booktube/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3EoDEQMYL8
New episode get hyped

[Anonymous No.6912977]

I feel bad watching this. I read similar things when I was that age, and while my opinions weren't quite so retarded I could imagine coming across just as pathetic. Why'd she put it up on the internet?

[Anonymous No.6912987]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZklI4k7vWY

[Anonymous No.6912989]

>>6912977
>she

[Anonymous No.6912998]

>>6912977
jesus guy calm down

[Anonymous No.6913009]

>IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.6913015]

>>6912937
can I put my penis inside you

[Anonymous No.6913060]

>>6912937
I want to smear shit on your face OP.

[Anonymous No.6913065]

>>6912937
>That framing
Please improve.

[Anonymous No.6913082]

>>6912977
All of those books are good

[Anonymous No.6913090]

this weird obsession with booktubers is depressing, are your lives so uninteresing?

[Anonymous No.6913106]

God damn OP i hope you make money off this eventually
Why put up with this hassle
I guess it's cool that you're unafraid of the creep contingent but maybe you're a masochist

[DEVITT !!H88HZm8bUlF No.6913113]

>>6912937
i had that same shirt

[Anonymous No.6913118]

>>6913090
i dunno about anyone else, but mine certainly is

[Anonymous No.6913146]

>>6912937
At the end of the Jung on she shows she has tits.

[Anonymous No.6913154]

>>6913090
Yes.

[Anonymous No.6913157]

>>6912987
This is the first time I didn't cringe watching one of those

[Anonymous No.6913268]

>>6913106
>but maybe you're a masochist

You're putting out the fire with gasoline, anon

[Anonymous No.6914497]

Is this supposed to be cringy? I find it a little comforting. She is obviously a child, the fact that she is reading books that aren't YA is commendable. She's kind of not able to appreciate the books as much as she ought to because she's distracted by the shit only a kid would immediately recognize, but the fact that she is trying and willing to find out what literature is all about is awesome.

>You were a more cringy teenager.

[Anonymous No.6914522]

>>6914497
She's 18, and no it wasn't supposed to be cringe

[Anonymous No.6914523]

>>6912977
>uses the word retarded while implying he has a greater intellect
3/10 m8, good b8.

[Anonymous No.6914653]

Kid is future patrician. The grown women booktubers are way more embarrassing

[Anonymous No.6914786]

Her(???) thoughts on The Road are actually pretty good, at least the baby part. Doing something right now so can't really listen completely, but it makes a lot of sense. If you're carrying a baby to term, you're putting in way more energy than you're going to get out by eating it. It didn't make too much sense, but it did show a lot of desperation and "shock" by putting it in there.

Interesting take on it, and something I didn't consider when I read it the other day.

[Anonymous No.6915144]

>>6914497
OP here
nah it wasnt supposed to be cringey. she posts here, you know. I think shes pretty interesting to watch and not cringey at all just really shy
I posted the booktube thing to ironically distance myself
the things you do when youre anonymous

[Anonymous No.6915182]

>>6914653

>Kid is future patrician.

This. I see future patrician potential.

Obviously very shy so choosing to keep putting out videos knowing that /lit/ currently has a shitposting spotlight on you is commendable.

Keep reading spergbro you gonna make it.

[anonymous No.6915356]

>>6915144
>she posts here, you know.
>>6915182
>Obviously very shy so choosing to keep putting out videos knowing that /lit/ currently has a shitposting spotlight on you is commendable.
SOURCE?

[Anonymous No.6915943]

>>6915356
Calm down guy
Dont got no source, just going to have to take my word for it

[Anonymous No.6915988]

She's got nice eyes

[Anonymous No.6916466]

>>6912987
Based as always, i'm happy to see that he's back

[Anonymous No.6916517]

>>6912987
Is he the only good booktuber or what?

[Anonymous No.6916533]

holy shit she dressed a lot more girly in this vid, she looks sorta cute! i was the first post on her original vid saying cut ur hair if your a boy.

[Anonymous No.6916936]

>>6915356
She was posting in the thread where her video was originally shared (not the last booktuber thread but the one before, a couple weeks ago) and if I'm not mistaken she was the OP of the thread, or at least responsible for sharing her own video. In any case, she was responding to questions etc. without a trip but in a coherent and human fashion, so I've got no doubts.

[Anonymous No.6917154]

>>6913065
Will do.
>>6914497
Condescending prick.
>>6912977
Fuck you.

I suppose I should go back to doing 20-minute videos. I didn't think anyone would be interested in everything I thought about the books (which is a fair bit). Not to mention that it's kind of hard to flick between pages in my sketchbook and find relevant pages. I'm just used to no-one giving a fuck anyway. I missed out a lot in that video and I regret it.

[Anonymous No.6917163]

ugh
unwatchable/10 + zeroeffort/10

[Anonymous No.6917181]

>>6917163
Is it worth any effort though?

[Anonymous No.6917197]

>>6917154
It would make more sense to cover just the one book at a time and have a bit more more in depth to say about it. The current format doesn't leave you much time for saying anything substantial.

[Anonymous No.6917200]

>>6917197
Yeah, I think that is the way to go. Plus that doesn't leave me having to flip between sections of my book.

[Anonymous No.6917211]

>>6917200
If I were doing something like this I'd probably take notes on the books as I was going so there'd be some reminder I could glance at of the contents. How much do you plan what you're going to say?

[Anonymous No.6917225]

>>6917211
That's what I do. But then when I want to make a video I write, for each book, a small paragraph of what I remember about the stuff I wrote. Even then I forget things. I think doing one book at a time will make it easier.

[Anonymous No.6917245]

>>6917225
That sounds about right. Just make sure the mic's close enough next time, or speak up.

[Anonymous No.6917264]

>>6917245
Righty ho.

[Anonymous No.6917284]

>>6917181
that's up to you and how much you get out of the whole thing.
if you put in some actual effort, you might get a /lit/ audience that isn't just comprised of post-ironic memers.

[Anonymous No.6917293]

>>6917284
What would you want to see? Are individual book reviews better?

[Anonymous No.6917487]

>>6917293
>What would you want to see?

more detailed videos with analysis.
most /booktube/ videos are shallow, only give a small plot description without going in much deeper and without saying anything substantial about the book. they always seem more like recommendation videos rather than reviews.

>Are individual book reviews better?
yes. multiple books could work if they share a certain theme or have some kind of contrast between them.

[Anonymous No.6917497]

>>6917487
I just did this; any better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvLd9bkWLxQ

[Anonymous No.6917516]

>>6917497
I felt strangely compelled to do this.

I think that was better generally.

[Anonymous No.6917519]

What's the gender of that person?

[Anonymous No.6917550]

>>6917497
That video was done much better than the previous one. I think doing one book at a time is the way to go, you looked like you were having an easier time getting your thoughts together.

[Anonymous No.6917564]

>>6917154
Have you read The Brothers Karamazov? What books do you recommend to a new reader? Do you believe in God?

[Anonymous No.6917683]

>>6917516
Yeah, that definitely needed to come into the world..
>>6917550
Thanks. I agree.
>>6917564
No, but I own it so I'll read it at some point. To a new reader? I'm not sure. I think one of the first "proper" books I read was Crime and Punishment. I think Dickens might be a good idea as well. I've only read one of his though (Our Mutual Friend). I don't believe in God.

[Anonymous No.6917728]

the appearence of that booktuber confuses me greatly. On the one hand, she looks really strange, but on the other hand, kind of cute.

Ugly in a beautiful way.

[Anonymous No.6917748]

>>6917497
Maybe a little more interpretation/analysis? I know some books just arent that good for this kind of thing. Maybe you could read something like the grand inquisitor and talk about it? Ofcourse theres only so much analysis you can do, and if you really want an analysis on things you can just look up a scholarly one, so it has to be mixed in with the former (negative) idea of a suggestion video but with some included analysis of themes.
Im sorry if my advice is not really helpful, but i guess one thing you can easily work on would be lighting. Like, try to go back to how it was filmed in the first video, rather than these new ones, where the quality of the video kind of distracts from it all.

[Anonymous No.6917763]

>>6917748
I used a camera for the first one but it was like 2GB and took hours to upload. Fucking hours. My internet is shit. These videos took a few minutes to upload. I might go back to the camera though.
With that book, there wasn't much I could do, as far as I know. I'm not sure how far to go with analysis. You could go down to sentences and obviously I'm not going to do that.
>>6917728
Great.

[Anonymous No.6917766]

>>6917728
Ur beautiful in an ugly way, you little slut, anon
;)

[Anonymous No.6917785]

>>6912987
>that episode about about his dad
I dont often feel empathetic, especially toward people on the internet, but jees, that was tough to watch.

[Anonymous No.6917793]

>>6917683
>I don't believe in God.
dropped

[Anonymous No.6917796]

>>6917683
>I don't believe in God

Certified patrish right there.
Is it true that the Anglican Church has been falling on very hard times in the last decade? I recall hearing that church attendance has floored as Brits in general reject traditional dogma.

[Anonymous No.6917800]

>>6917766
I know people who can shrink you.

[Anonymous No.6917804]

>>6917800
what is this meme response

[Anonymous No.6917806]

>>6917683
>I don't believe in God.

Why are you advertising your videos on a Christian board then?

[Anonymous No.6917810]

>>6917763
It does depend a lot on the book, maybe you should read the brothers k and try a book where there is very rich and deep meaning. I read it when i was younger and liked it but couldnt capture a lot of it, then when i reread it and was amazed. The problem is it's on the other end of the spectrum, being quite large and heavily ladened with ideas. So you could try that out and see how it would work out and how you would handle it.

[Anonymous No.6917813]

>>6917804
I am basically an orangutan.

[Anonymous No.6917814]

Do you, perchance, read any philosphy? I know Nietzsche was in that video, but what about more serious philosophy like Kant or Plato?

[Anonymous No.6917816]

>>6917804
who is this beautiful girl

[Anonymous No.6917819]

>>6917804
who is this phallus palace?

[Anonymous No.6917821]

>>6912937
Are you guys bullying this little boy-girl?
>tfw thingken of that last shut-in grill who ended up deleting her youtube

[Anonymous No.6917831]

>>6917785
I was quite astonished he could hold out for so long without crying. Like, if my father passed away the night before and i dont think i could sing a song about him like that.
Good stuff, song was pretty great.

[Anonymous No.6917833]

>>6917796
Honestly I don't know anything about the state of the church. Most of my acquaintances don't believe in God/are not Christians.
>>6917810
The next review will be of The Iliad; I might have more to say about that.
>>6917814
I've read barely any philosophy. I can just think of Virilio (shit) aside from Nietzsche. I will read some soon though.
>>6917821
18 years of living in a country filled with chavs desensitises you a lot. Also, a few years of 4chan desensitises you a lot. So.. not gonna delete my account. Or even the fucking dumb comments.

[Anonymous No.6917835]

>>6917821
>Are you guys bullying this little boy-girl?

she's from /lit/. i'm sure she can handle the bantz :^)

[Anonymous No.6917836]

>>6917821
Read the thread before shitposting, fag

[Anonymous No.6917844]

>>6917821
Katie was too weak to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous 4chan

[Anonymous No.6917862]

Fellow Brit here. Where the fuck were girls like you when I was in school? The only book-readers (dare say bookworms) I knew were obnoxious Tumblr fucks that thought Alice in Wonderland was the pinnacle of fine literature.

Not to sound fedora, but being a kid into /lit/ crap was suffering. You're a nerd at best and a complete outcast at worst.

[Anonymous No.6917874]

>>6917497
This video reminds me of middle school and to a certain degree High School presentations when someone didn't do any work for the presentation and wasn't one of those kinds of people who could wing it so they just sort of fumble their way through until the time runs out.

>>6917833
I didn't mean the post in a way that you should delete your account, I was referring to another person, I'm guessing "Katie" >>6917844 is her. Anyone have the cap?

[Anonymous No.6917879]

>>6917874
She definitely read the material, but yeah she fumbled because shes still awkward about it.

[Anonymous No.6917881]

>>6917862

>willingly portrays himself as a nerd and an outcast
>wonders why smart women aren't running into his lap

[Anonymous No.6917892]

>>6917881
>had literally nothing to talk to fellow kids about because even the vidya I played was too nerdy
>my fault when I didn't change my hobbies to get friends

It's even worse in Britain. We don't have cliches like you do in America, you're either a Lad Bible-subscriber who buys Fifa every year or a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.6917913]

>>6917874
>Anyone have the cap?

[Anonymous No.6917920]

Stop shilling this ugly little girl in these booktube threads. Christ even that ugly twat peruse is better.

[Anonymous No.6917926]

>>6917892
>"We don't have cliches like you do in America"
>immediately proceeds to describe several prominent British cliches

[Anonymous No.6917936]

>>6917926

I think he meant cliques, but he's still wrong

[Anonymous No.6917938]

>>6917913
pls

>>6917920
At least something good came out of it >>6912987

[Anonymous No.6917939]

>>6917920
I'd fuck her. It's been a while since I've had midgetpussy.

[Anonymous No.6917941]

>>6917926
Fuck, meant to write cliques. If you were like me and didn't fit into the vast majority you were lumped in with the minority who very rarely, if ever, got together.

[Anonymous No.6917963]

>>6917920
Says the fat ugly neckbeard

[Anonymous No.6917982]

>>6917941
>>6917892
>still caring about having no friends

School is finished. Go to the pub and have a pint with your dad

[Anonymous No.6917987]

>>6917982
>dad

My dad's dead m8.

[Anonymous No.6917993]

>>6917987
Go to the theatre with your step-dad uncle then.

[Anonymous No.6918011]

>>6917987
sorry m8

[Anonymous No.6918013]

>>6917833
What kind of tea do you drink? Do you like Barry's Tea?

[Anonymous No.6918016]

>>6917987
god damn the sun

[Anonymous No.6918044]

>>6918013
I only drink Buckfast Tonic Wine.

[Anonymous No.6918046]

>>6918044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf7pJWgJhPU

[Anonymous No.6918057]

>>6918044
Hey, you're not me.
>>6918013
Who wants to know?

[Anonymous No.6918062]

>>6918057
Well you were drinking tea in one of your recent videos. Not to sound creepy--just wondering if people in England drink Barry's. I'm American and drink lots of it.

[Anonymous No.6918065]

>>6918057
What's your name?
How do we refer to you other than BooksAndShit?

[Anonymous No.6918074]

>>6918057
What do you think about this weirdo >>6917939 saying he'd fuck you and calling you "midgetpussy"?

[Anonymous No.6918097]

>>6918044
>middle class english people culturally appropriating our national drink

disgusting

[Anonymous No.6918117]

Booktuber threads and butterfly are the worst things that ever happened to /lit/.

Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.6918124]

>>6918117
bookshelf threads

[Anonymous No.6918130]

>>6918124
You can just add that to the list, because I forgot about those.

[Anonymous No.6918145]

>>6918117
Recent purchases
Avid reader
>When did you first realise you were a genius?
>Write your suicide note
the list goes on..
>>6918074
I don't like him.
>>6918062
Whatever my mum buys, really. Twinings, PG Tips, Tetley.
>>6918065
Some people know me as "Oxford girl".

[Anonymous No.6918155]

>>6918145
You and I are enemies now.

[Anonymous No.6918157]

>>6917683
>I don't believe in God.

[Anonymous No.6918163]

>>6918145
>I don't like him.
How tepid. You really are British.

[Anonymous No.6918164]

>>6918157
should have corrected her with
>not believing in the gods
Apollo save us

[Anonymous No.6918169]

>>6918163
What did you want me to say? "I get up early in the morning to hate him because there isn't time enough!"

[Anonymous No.6918172]

>the faggot from the OP is actually in this thread

[Anonymous No.6918176]

>>6918169
I dunno, at least call him a wanker or something.

[Anonymous No.6918177]

>>6918155
What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.6918183]

>>6918172
It's like googling your own name. Everybody secretly does it.

[Anonymous No.6918196]

>>6918177
That you would appreciate the bantz, lass.

[Anonymous No.6918201]

>>6912937

>Doesn't think The Road lived up to the hype

Holy shit, it's just started and she's already more patrish than 3/4ths of this board.

[Anonymous No.6918202]

Is /lit/ going to make this girl kill herself like the last one?

[Anonymous No.6918204]

>>6918172
>yfw she's actually autistic

http://wrongplanet.net/forums/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=88598

[Anonymous No.6918206]

>>6918155
if it's any consolation I think your threads are brilliant

[Anonymous No.6918209]

>>6918201
I've been calling Corncob McCarthy a hack for a while now.

[Anonymous No.6918210]

>>6918183
For your information, I let everyone know when I'm going to google my own name.

[Anonymous No.6918213]

>>6918204
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.6918221]

Stop making me feel bad about how little reading I get done you teaslurping Brit.
Also, considering doing a couple of practice attempts before actually doing the video, your clumsyness is adorable but also a bit distracting at times.

[Anonymous No.6918223]

>>6918209
I have made this.

[Anonymous No.6918227]

>>6918213
you know what to do ;)

[Anonymous No.6918234]

>>6918209

b-b-but muh prose
muh literary references

[Anonymous No.6918241]

>>6918213
There's literally nothing interesting in that link. I don't see why you'd be so up in arms over it.

[Anonymous No.6918250]

>>6918209
Cormac HaCarthy
Corhack McCarthy

[Anonymous No.6918255]

>>6918250
COLD

[Anonymous No.6918259]

>>6918223
Ye

[Anonymous No.6918262]

>>6918255
AUTISTIC

[Anonymous No.6918267]

>>6918262
DARK

[Anonymous No.6918270]

>>6918267
TORTILLA

[Anonymous No.6918279]

>>6918196
I'm sorry. I'm tired. I'll make it up to you somehow. Would a date at Nando's suit you?
>>6918202
If I do commit suicide it's entirely my fault. Well, my decision. Whatever "me" is.
>>6918221
>Also, considering doing a couple of practice attempts before actually doing the video, your clumsyness is adorable but also a bit distracting at times.
Yeah. My latest video is my most refined in this way.
>>6918213
Heh. Forgot about that. I have had strong suspicions about my family in that respect (I've also considered many other explanations for their weirdness).

[Anonymous No.6918293]

>>6918209
>hasnt read blood meridian

[Anonymous No.6918301]

>>6918293
>le ebin demiurge: the book

[Anonymous No.6918303]

>>6918301
i actually havent read blood meridian anyway lol

[Anonymous No.6918305]

>>6918293
>thinks blood meridian is good

[Anonymous No.6918308]

I enjoyed the video though I agree with the general critique in here i.e
make it a one book per vid thing,
frame the videos better
come up with a general outline of your ideas and talk from that, don't try and write a script

[Anonymous No.6918317]

Does /lit/ have a new waifu?!??! She's actually talking to us, guys. Don't fuck this up.

[Anonymous No.6918322]

>>6918317
ayo gurl, are you of legal age yet?

[Anonymous No.6918331]

*kisses you*

i'm gay so it was a platonic gesture pls don't report me for harassment :3

[Anonymous No.6918337]

>>6918279
>Nando's
nice, do you like grime? post bangerz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30

[Anonymous No.6918354]

>>6918322
ayo meathead, get the fuck back to /fit/

[Anonymous No.6918359]

>>6918337
I love junior spesh

[Anonymous No.6918872]

>>6913090
what do you think

[Anonymous No.6920023]

>>6917844
Underrated af

Bravo

[Anonymous No.6920257]

>>6917874
I honestly prefer it like that.
is better than those guys/girls talking loudly and waving hands all around

[Anonymous No.6920367]

>>6912937
is she actually a STEM student?
there are some math scribbles on the wall beside her (I think it might be some series expansion) and what looks like to be some wave patterns

[Anonymous No.6920377]

>>6920367
If I recall correctly, going to Oxford studying physics

[Anonymous No.6921207]

>>6918183
Thanks a lot. Apparently some one who wears a fedora and publicly likes youtube videos of big titted anime girls happens to share a name with me.

[Anonymous No.6921256]

>>6921207
Godammit, he's posting on a Kazakh knitting forum as well.

[Anonymous No.6921612]

>>6912937
>/lit/ has a daughter now

I hope this doesn't turn into Katie 2.0.

[Anonymous No.6921643]

>>6917862

>not having friends that read chekhov and gogol with you
>not sitting on chesterfield couches in your mate's sitting room drinking stella artois and smoking benson and hedges darts listening to Bela Bartok and watching shakespeare films on TV
>not living as a flaneur by the age of 16

what kinda shitty town u from?

[Anonymous No.6921648]

>>6921612
nah this one has hard edges

[Anonymous No.6921699]

>>6912937
u should read proust

[Anonymous No.6922578]

>>6918145
>Whatever my mum buys, really. Twinings, PG Tips, Tetley.
so comfy

[Anonymous No.6922580]

>>6921643
>tfw life not like this
who you be?

[Anonymous No.6922596]

>>6922580
some faggot that posts on a vietnamese board for personal insults

[Anonymous No.6922606]

>>6922596
>vietnamese
Fucking Amerilards can't comprehend basic geography

It's a Mon-Khmer dreamcatcher enthusiast forum.

[Anonymous No.6922617]

>>6921643
>stella
Hahahhahaha gay

[Anonymous No.6922873]

>>6913146
>Our little patrician girl-boy is growing up ;_;

[Anonymous No.6922915]

Do you play piano?

[Anonymous No.6922969]

>>6918145
>>Write your suicide note
what's wrong with writing your suicide note?
I didn't look in that thread, not sure why

[Anonymous No.6923994]

>>6922969
I read it tbh, it's just not really /lit/.
>>6922915
Kind of. It's not my main instrument.

[Anonymous No.6924031]

>>6923994
I know we're supposed to be all serious and discuss books and things, but I just have to say that, while I find you cute in a weird way, every time you say "me mum" my first thought is pic related.

[Anonymous No.6924073]

Do you have lots of friends, or do you spend most of your time reading?

[Anonymous No.6924125]

>>6917154
Geez, sorry. Maybe if you took >>>>6917197 's advice you wouldn't come off as a child. The reviews were quick and uninteresting, you didn't have any time or anything real to say about the book before you were on to the next one.

[Anonymous No.6924132]

>>6924031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NknjE2SBPxw

[Anonymous No.6924136]

>>6912937
Is this how unattractive girls leverage their sexuality? By getting male attention through other, non-physical, pursuits?

[Anonymous No.6924150]

>>6924136
>implying males are attracted to intelligence

stop projecting bruv.

[Anonymous No.6924154]

>>6924150
>not getting a brain-boner over girls who are smart or can make you laugh

stop plebbing bruv.

[Anonymous No.6924218]

Maybe you should consider organising your videos a little more, maybe break down your thoughts into some sort of written analysis in note form, and then use that to record the reviews with.

Also its nice to see there's other young people out there who are into books and art, it can be pretty lonely, I'm in the UK too by the way.

[Anonymous No.6924224]

>>6924154
>tfw met a girl who was smart and made me laugh and was cute
She didn't like me.

Gott ist tot.

[Anonymous No.6924232]

>>6924224
Are you hacked or attractive? Outgoing? That's mostly all girls are drawn to.

[Anonymous No.6924239]

>>6924232
Hacked, I got rootkitted.

[Anonymous No.6924249]

>>6924224
Did you make her laugh?

[Anonymous No.6924251]

>>6924232
I'm a fat awkward neckbeard.

It's fine, the age of waifus and neurologically induced enjoyment is almost here.
Also, to make it /lit/ related, a bit of Nietzsche:

>The reabsorption of semen by the blood is the strongest nourishment and, perhaps more than any other factor, it prompts the stimulus of power, the unrest of all forces toward the overcoming of resistances, the thirst for contradiction and resistance. The feeling of power has so far mounted highest in abstinent priests and hermits (for example, amoung the Brahmans).

Also, Lacan:
>It's like for Saint Teresa - you need but go to Rome and see the statue by Bernini to immediately understand that she's coming. There's no doubt about it. What is she getting off on? It is clear that the essential testimony of the mystics consists in saying that they experience it, but know nothing of it.

Pic related.

[DEVITT !!H88HZm8bUlF No.6924336]

>>6923994
why don't you use a tripcode

[Anonymous No.6926258]

>>6924336
She stated in a previous thread that she doesn't want to join the ranks of you walking-bait faggots.

[Anonymous No.6926282]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ5Zwrcvvaw
Are reverse traps the next big thing on /lit?

[Anonymous No.6926291]

>>6926282
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.6926512]

Can't hear shit, can't see shit.

[Anonymous No.6926521]

>>6918117
butterfly is good and nice

[Anonymous No.6926528]

>>6912937
For how long did you read these books, one month?

[Anonymous No.6926559]

This thread:
http://webmup.com/42cff/

Anyway, kid's aright for his/her age (which is it anyway?). As everybody has already said, takes guts to expose yourself like this - hope he/she keep at it and turn into a proper patrician.

[Anonymous No.6926587]

>>6918145
>>6918117
>mfw jailbait btfo grognards
/pol/ was the worst thing to happen to /lit/, by far.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.6926588]

>>6926521
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.6926592]

>>6926559
>Anyway, kid's aright for his/her age (which is it anyway?

Read the fugging thread :DDDD
She is 18, going to Oxford for physics.

[Anonymous No.6926606]

SHAKESPEARE! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!

[Anonymous No.6926619]

Get a fucking microphone.

[Anonymous No.6926646]

A bit of criticism:

-Frame the camera so we see more than your head. I know you're insecure, but you really have to put yourself in the whole frame.
-Work on getting rid the ummms. It'll be a life long gain
-Get a fucking microphone. It hurts to listen to the bad audio. A better brighter looking camera wouldnt hurt either, but not before a mic.

[Anonymous No.6926664]

ayyy gurl what's your MFC handle?

[Anonymous No.6926676]

>>6926592
>old hag

[Anonymous No.6926686]

>>6926676
>>>/a/
>>>/jp/
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.6926687]

>>6912937
Your posture is a bit off
If you want to fix your forward head posture work on stretching your upper traps and strengthening your core

Pic related

[Anonymous No.6926702]

>>6926687
>upper traps

Kek

[Anonymous No.6926721]

I'd drink her pee

[Anonymous No.6926731]

>>6926721
I'd huff it from a damp paper bag.

[Anonymous No.6926781]

>>6926721
>>6926731
>tfw little grill-boy wants to become a patrician, but /lit/ is too busy fantasizing about molesting her to actually help

[Anonymous No.6926786]

>>6926721
>>6926731
>>6926781
Get this autism out.

[Anonymous No.6926794]

>>6926781
>>6926731
>>6926721
Don't say that about Oxford!

[Anonymous No.6926801]

>>6918117
Bookshelf and suicide note threads are the worst. Don't be upset because you're too much of a pussy to put yourself on video.

[Anonymous No.6926806]

>>6926786
>sonic

of course it is sonic
of course

[Anonymous No.6926809]

>>6926781
road to patriciandom is inevitably filled with pederasty

[Anonymous No.6926813]

>>6912937
last thread (a few days after BTF's dad died) Oxford girl, the shittiest booktuber on the planet, said, and I quote, "better than food is alright I dont really like catch phrases"
as if your midget thumb-faced looking can't ass is in a position to be judging other book tubers

literally stop posing your fucking videos here you dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.6926818]

>>6926813
and you take it in the ass from him or why are you spergin

[Anonymous No.6926819]

>>6926813
What's with the love for BTF? His reviews are pretty dull and he's not a cute girl, where's the appeal?

[Anonymous No.6926820]

>>6926813
youre definitely not mad or anything

[Anonymous No.6926832]

>>6926819
>he's not a cute girl
There's your appeal faggot

[Anonymous No.6926839]

I only watched a few seconds due to my indifference of other's opinions (i think that's the reason), but you seem like a really nice kind of person. Good on you

[Anonymous No.6926840]

Lain?

...is that you?

[Anonymous No.6926841]

>all these 'uhhh muhh cutiegirlie wayfoo' faggots
leave this place

[Anonymous No.6926842]

>>6912937
>starts her video off mentioning she's not going to do any more monthly reviews
LMAO COS I BTFOD YOUR ASS IN THAT LAST THREAD YOU WERE POSTING IN HERE
i recall saying something about that shitty format reminding me too much of bazpierce
and then ur dumb ass justified that it was better to do monthly reviews in some bullshit way

[Anonymous No.6926844]

>>6926813
Oxford girl confirmed for BTF's dad's killer.

[Anonymous No.6926852]

>related channels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frbYjer1XT4

[Anonymous No.6926873]

Oxford girl don't let the haters keep you down, keep making videos

:3

[Anonymous No.6926892]

>>6926844
I KNOW RIGHT JESUS CHRIST

TRYING TO BTFO BTF AND STEAL HIS SUPERIOR VIDEO FORMAT AFTER I BTFOd HER ASS ABOUT IT SMHHH

[Anonymous No.6926895]

>>6926841
>criticizing other people for faggotry
>posting oscar wilde, a shit writer and sodomite
???

[Anonymous No.6926901]

>>6926892
>>6926842
are you literally mentally addled in some ways
you best be trolling, for the sake of your soul

[Anonymous No.6926915]

How long before someone doxes her and she deletes her channel?

[Anonymous No.6926921]

>>6926901
I'm not trolling but I'm using caps and saying sweet phrases like smh and btfo a lot so mayb lit will like me

but rly I'm serious Oxford girl sucks ass and only changed her format coz I BTFOd her dumbass two or three weeks prior smhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.6926934]

>>6926921
nigga yo game weak as fuck fam, kljasd

[Anonymous No.6926936]

>>6926895
>Oscar Wilde
>shit writer

Nah but the anon you are replying to is still a retard for posting Wilde

[Anonymous No.6926940]

You actually look cute this time, please keep that up.

[Anonymous No.6926943]

>>6926915
I don't think she really cares about being 'doxxed'. She's a youtube book reviewer, not a Stormfront user.

[Anonymous No.6926944]

>>6926921
you're bullying a teenage girl on the internet bud

[The cats No.6926964]

>>6926944
You're on 4chan bud

[Anonymous No.6926969]

>>6926936
>DFW shitposter insulting anybody

[Anonymous No.6926970]

>>6926964
youre a boi whose mom fucks with mandingos

[Anonymous No.6926973]

>>6926944
That was a sarcastic rephrase of the guy he was replying to you literal tard

[Anonymous No.6926980]

>>6926943
>She's a youtube book reviewer

no, she's a meme.
and you underestimate how civilized /lit/ can be.

[Anonymous No.6926990]

>>6926980
overestimate*

[Anonymous No.6926992]

I want to be Oxford girl's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her Oxford girl blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo Oxford girl blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her Oxford girl hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her Oxford girl hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her Oxford girl mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

[Anonymous No.6926993]

>>6926969
>he doesn't have a DFW folder
Lurk more, /r/books

>>6926980
>civilized
Did you mean to write overestimate? I don't see your point.

[Anonymous No.6926998]

>>6926993
Scratch that, saw the correction

[Anonymous No.6927008]

>>6912977
good thing ur opinions r not retarded now

[Anonymous No.6927014]

oxford girl nudes when?

[Anonymous No.6927016]

>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.6927020]

>>6926980
>>6926990
/lit/ knows the identities of plenty of figures, from >>6927016 to John Green himself. Nothing comes of it.
People always cite the Katie incident, but that was purely a case of someone not being able to handle insulting/creepy comments on the internet. It's not like she got SWATed or had people bothering her in any meaningful real-life way.

[Anonymous No.6927026]

>oxford girl will never be your little sister

[Anonymous No.6927080]

>le 4chan army epic for the win

[Anonymous No.6927757]

what

[Anonymous No.6927885]

>>6926842
Have you ever changed your mind about anything? Are you familiar with the process? It's quite popular, or so I hear.

[Anonymous No.6928554]

>>6917497
This is good. Subscribed and have added the book to my to-read list.
Keep putting these reviews out and the delivery and format will work itself out in time probably.

I recall hearing about The Information in relation to this podcast series https://podcasts.ox.ac.uk/series/literature-and-form but I'd forgotten the title. I'm glad to be reminded of it.

[Anonymous No.6928718]

I have no idea what's going on, I just watched this video and bursted out laughing. Please tell me I'm not crazy
http://youtu.be/aiXaWMY7x2w

[Anonymous No.6928765]

>>6928718

You aren't alone
That voice, god
I would still have sex with her

[Anonymous No.6929526]

>>6928718
I blocked out most of her retardation by thinking about molesting her JAV style...kek

[Anonymous No.6929546]

>>6926291
so do I

[Anonymous No.6929566]

>>6926646
A criticism of your criticism:

I, for one, don't mind the ummmms. Its kinda cute.

Besides, it is way better than the typical booktuber girls talking loudly and fast and waving hands and saying "OMG" and all that crap.

Also: You're completely right about the microphone and camera thing.

[Anonymous No.6929599]

>>6927026
>ywn share a bottle of wine with her when she's feeling bad about Chad
>swn be distant at first, but gradually come to appreciate your trying to comfort her
>ywn watch dumb tv shows as she spills stories of life and discusses patrician philosophy
>ywn hold her hand
>ywn interrupt her with an 'I love you, fam' in the heat of the moment
>swn snuggle up on top of you for the first time since you were little kids
>ywn wrap your arm around her and drift off to sleep laying kisses in her hair

Why live?

[Anonymous No.6929618]

>>6928718
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7RZ_y-Cako
How do you read /lit/?

[Anonymous No.6929643]

>>6927885
>>6927885
the duck should I change my mind about dumbass literally maybe id like her if she stayed the duck away from her own threads

[Anonymous No.6929648]

Found yer girlfriends channel m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyypXDKF4M

[Anonymous No.6929697]

>>6912937

ambitious reading list, the fun will come when you are older and able to interpret the same stories in different ways.

also as you get older you'll realize that 99.99% of all psychology is complete non-sensical crap. fun when you first get into innit.

[Anonymous No.6929724]

>>6929643
Ironically your diction suggests you are the dumbass. Dunning-Kruger comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.6929844]

>>6917683

[Anonymous No.6929901]

>>6929648
reminds me of Kristen Bell a bit

[Anonymous No.6929911]

>>6929648
The Horror! The Horror!

[Anonymous No.6930044]

>>6929697
>when you get older
Oh fuck off you manchild

[Anonymous No.6930112]

>>6912937
I'm 54 years old
I watched the whole thing and was fascinated
She (you?) has (have?) a very unaffected, natural and thoughtful way of talking about books that is incredibly refreshing after talking with so many people that either (a) couldn't give a shit about books or (b) have an English Degree and use stupid words like "overwritten" in an attempt to mask their disengagement and boredom with the whole enterprise.
She (you) is (are) doing God's work.
[If she were reading this thread I would ask her to p]lease continue.

[Anonymous No.6930428]

>>6930112
no one fucking cares you massive faggot

[Anonymous No.6930430]

>>6929648

[Anonymous No.6930457]

>>6917844
nice

[Anonymous No.6930479]

>>6930044


someone's got some sand in their vagina

[Anonymous No.6930486]

>>6930112
You are 54 years old and are posting on four chins? Way to succeed in life, grandpa.

[Anonymous No.6930512]

Awesome review. Great opinions. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new opinion pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' educated, sophisticated, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

[Anonymous No.6930561]

>>6912937
Please get a microphone or just sit closer to your camera.

[Anonymous No.6930624]

>>6929643
I meant, I changed my mind. It's a thing people do, regardless of what others say. And hey, I'm here again. You mad?
>>6929697
>also as you get older you'll realize that 99.99% of all psychology is complete non-sensical crap. fun when you first get into innit.
That's a rather black-and-white view. Jung, for example, acknowledges the lack of physical knowledge, but that doesn't stop him coming up with models that can be linked with the brain once we know more about it. To reject all psychology is stupid. Sorry, le older and wiser person.
>>6930112
Hey dad, thanks for the support
>>6930512
Thanks man
>>6930561
Okay

[DEVITT !!H88HZm8bUlF No.6930640]

>>6930624
whats ur fav sex pistols song?

[Anonymous No.6930664]

>>6916517
book_chemist is pretty based too. He's less focused on the classics and mroe on contemprorary literature though

[Anonymous No.6930979]

>>6930624
You are so cute, please reply to this comment so I can die happy

[Anonymous No.6931009]

lol /lit/
Just when I thought you couldn't go any lower.

[Anonymous No.6931382]

>>6930624
i love you'r video, but use a better camera, it's 2015 not 2006.

[Anonymous No.6931418]

new video when

[Anonymous No.6931439]

Well, been away from /lit for a few weeks and I see this thing is still ongoing. I'm not sifting through this wall of waifu wanking. Fill me in, /lit.

[Anonymous No.6931456]

>>6931439
A girl made a video and /lit/ went crazy when she posted on here. Nothing interesting.

[Anonymous No.6931465]

How much for a night where I can put a beard on and we pretend we are in ancient greece and doing pederasty, I'll enter just your butthole.

[Anonymous No.6931466]

>>6931456
But that's what happened last time.

[Anonymous No.6931472]

Is this thread some giant troll? Some of you genuinely seem to like it - even though it's dogshit. It's some low-res video of a child who can't even be arsed writing a script, or is incapable of reading from one. They're not even reviews.

Goodreads was made to be a containment facility for trash like this.

[Anonymous No.6931494]

>I like how he writes
>translation
This kid is never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.6931502]

>>6931472
this tbh; I think /lit/'s read abit too much lolita

[Anonymous No.6931505]

>>6931472
It's someone honestly sharing their views on literature. If you want some jump-cut filled book cover arranging loud video go watch that instead.

[Anonymous No.6931510]

fucking hell just realised this kid is 16-17; he's been through year 10 and 11 already. I thought he was like 12 lmao fucking hell lads whew

[Anonymous No.6931514]

>>6931510
she's 18 and going to oxford

[Anonymous No.6931520]

>>6931510
wait no that was vid was from 2 years ago; this guys probably about 20 wtf

[Anonymous No.6931525]

>>6931514
>she
this meme runs deep

[Anonymous No.6931536]

>>6931505

I just read literary magazines and websites where I can get well written and thoughtful reviews and articles from professional critics, academics and writers.

You don't always have to watch content made by people you want to fuck. And oddly enough teenagers aren't actually the best content creators around.

[Anonymous No.6931574]

She needs to improve a lot and all this waifufaggotry is pure cancer as it is.

[Anonymous No.6931590]

>thread is called /booktube/
>no one posts any booktubers to watch and just circlejerk over the ugly little boy in the OP

Post booktubers that are worth listening to or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6931636]

>>6931456
>>6931472
>>6931510

[Anonymous No.6931751]

>>6931466
It's almost as if it would happen everytime... Almost.

[Anonymous No.6931763]

>>6931590
The guy in this post >>6912987 , I've watched 4 of his videos so far and he's fantastic.

[Anonymous No.6931769]

>>6931525
Nice meme
>>6931472
Fuck goodreads, Atomised is 3 * on that pile of shit.
>>6931590
Why am I not worth listening to?

[Anonymous No.6931780]

>>6931763
he's the most attractive booktuber as well

[Anonymous No.6931806]

I honestly have no desire to watch videos of people talking about books on the internet.

Where does a desire such as this come from?

[Anonymous No.6931810]

>>6931769
Houllebecq is an average writer with some interesting ideas, Atomised included, but yeah goodreads are trite.

[Anonymous No.6931835]

>>6931806
A mix of loneliness and weird idol worship

[Anonymous No.6931843]

>>6931780
No homo

[Anonymous No.6931888]

>>6931806
Ideas are fun

[Anonymous No.6931967]

>>6926852
for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.6931996]

>>6931806
are you dumb

people on /lit/ allegedly like books; people in these videos are talking about books

[Anonymous No.6932051]

>>6931996
>people on /lit/ allegedly like books

who made you the spokesperson faggot

[Anonymous No.6932068]

>>6926852
lol

[Anonymous No.6932075]

>>6926852
I love this guy, I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.6932079]

>>6926813
better than food blows

[Anonymous No.6932095]

>>6924136
>>6924150
I wouldn't say I get a raging hard on watching her but she seems nice enough to hang around with and talk. Wouldn't mind her being my girlfriend. It's better than those turbo slut who only drink in their free time.

[Anonymous No.6932108]

> I have to be up at 8 am tomorrow to found out the result of an urgent blood test due to low cortisol and before I went to bed I was subjected to an insult that seems insultingly optimistic: Cuckold.

>I am a man with tits and a tiny dick who can't yet masturbate, I have crippling social anxiety no social skills and I live at home with my bipolar mother and abusive father. That "You have a girlfriend that shags other blokes" is seen as a killer insult to someone who would love a girlfriend I didn't have to have sex with just underlines how thoroughly pathetic my life has become.

>I am going to have to have an injection of testosterone every 3 months even supposing I do get a good job meet someone and move out, oh and if I want kids I need to rely on IVF technology advances so healthy sperm can be isolated and frozen. Those are issues that affect me even if I get some Disney style happy ending. And oh by the way that also means I have to tackle the ethical issue of whether I want kids with autism somewhere down the line. Being made to consider eugenics of wiping out your own demographic is kind of heavy stuff to have waiting for you down the line.

>Oh and I have haemoroids which means I occasionally bleed from the arse and there are cataracts in my eyes that are slowly turning my blind and necessitating stronger and stronger glasses. Oh and I hsave rhinitis which means my nose is always running and thus frequently bleeding, meaning I need some sort of hanky or toilet roll near me all the time which naturally every stupid fucker uses to make a crack about masturbation.

>What am I though if not the boy who carried a towel to school and got the snot kicked out of him? Am I now the weird loser making strange videos on the internet? Where did my ambition and drive and hope go? What do I do now? I am so used to having the answers but I don't have them now. I have been mindfucked by too many people and not in a good way.

[Anonymous No.6932122]

>>6932108
erm

[Anonymous No.6932130]

>>6932108
youre weird dude what was the point of this ?

[Anonymous No.6932137]

>>6932108
Eh, so what if she's a boy. If the surgeon was decent who cares. I don't.

[Anonymous No.6932201]

>>6932137
But seriously. I think she looks like a nice girl and she gives me a little hope in women. Might grow up to be fine young lady. Pls don't bully.

[Anonymous No.6932205]

>>6930624
U seem like a cool person, oxfordgirl
No homo

[Anonymous No.6932215]

>>6931009
Lol

[Anonymous No.6932226]

>>6931472
Dude totally!! XD

[Anonymous No.6932245]

>>6931536
>sharing their views
Obviously shes not a scholar bud.
I get where youre coming from, but it's like if you were to talk to a friend about a movie or a book, sure he's not necessarily a genius but hearing others opinion is interesting and fun. K buddy? :D
Inb4 whiteknighting, im explaining why someone would watch it

[Anonymous No.6932275]

>>6931996
Why in the fuck would I watch videos of losers talking about books, just because I like books?

[Anonymous No.6932525]

>>6932201
Yeah she sounds like a pretty decent person, from what I can tell. A bit awkward maybe, but considering /lit/ standards quite normal I guess.

Still, I find the fact we are talking about her, instead of the content she produces a bit troubling. Or rather, the fact that this always happens - but then again, it is lit, and its no different when discussing books (or rather, their authors...)

[Anonymous No.6932577]

>>6931806
>>6932275
>Why in the fuck would I watch videos of losers talking about books, just because I like books?

Why are you in this thread if you don't like books youtuber ?

[Anonymous No.6932582]

>>6914522
>>6920377
>>6926592
>>6931514

>mfw /lit/ can't read and needs to have the same thing explained 4 times

[Anonymous No.6932612]

>>6932577
Because I like reading about books and writing, literature, etc. I don't like watching fucking videos about it. What do you take me for, a NEET housewife?