What pen name would /lit/ use if it ever actually published?

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Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:52:18 2015 No.6904198 [Reply] [Original]

What pen name would /lit/ use if it ever actually published?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:53:32 2015 No.6904203 >>6904198 Cashes Chapman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:55:15 2015 No.6904209 >>6904198 Probably an amalgamation of dated /lit/ related memes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:56:03 2015 No.6904213 Seth Motsinger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:56:46 2015 No.6904216 >>6904198 Louis Cypher

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:57:03 2015 No.6904217 >>6904198 Throbbing Assburgers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:57:06 2015 No.6904218 Hugh Woatmeigh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:57:24 2015 No.6904220 Pornstar method Name of pet - Name of street you've lived on Sprint Belmeade

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 16:59:23 2015 No.6904232 >>6904198 Buck Cowski.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:00:30 2015 No.6904240 Porpentine Bongo-Shaftsbury

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:00:54 2015 No.6904243 >>6904220 Max 17th

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:01:14 2015 No.6904245 Murdock Timothy Young II

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:01:53 2015 No.6904247
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>>6904203
9/10 sounds professional

>>6904209
0/10

>>6904213
7/10

>>6904216
8/10

>>6904217
nope

>>6904218
8/10

>>6904220
3/10

>>6904232
9/10 Buck is an automatic like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:03:34 2015 No.6904252 >>6904220 Tom Longboat

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:03:47 2015 No.6904253

>>6904220
yo just so you know

that old pornstar naming method is a trick to get people to post answers to common security questions

it's ok here because you're anonymous and on a harmless okinawan stamp-collecting site, but be more careful in other situations bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:05:01 2015 No.6904260 File: 104 KB, 1242x499, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6904247 Aye fuck u Get sum

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:06:34 2015 No.6904266 File: 55 KB, 500x378, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6904253 That's actually not true At all

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:07:39 2015 No.6904271 >>6904266 It makes sense, though. It might have been the original reason, then people started spreading it because they found it funny

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:11:29 2015 No.6904290

>>6904266

>What was the name of your first pet?

>What was the name of the street you lived on when you were a child?

Are you denying that those are common security questions? Sometimes that's all the info someone needs to change your e-mail password or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:12:51 2015 No.6904295 >>6904290 Yeah but if you're retarded enough to use real info about yourself as the answers to those then you deserve to get phished.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:13:33 2015 No.6904300

>>6904266
Hacker here, it's definitely true, I've used this trick to hack into thousands of super-networks, meta-delete nodes from massiver cyber-corporations, beam satellite info into and out of the net-sphere, and take down whole matrix dot computer systems in the time it takes to cook a pop tart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:13:49 2015 No.6904302 Tao Foster Pynchon

>>	Carpocrates !!U54hziLbHNQ Thu Jul 30 17:15:28 2015 No.6904313 >>6904300 It's enough to get into someone's bank account if you're a low-level carder. I wouldn't call it "hacking" but it's pretty basic social engineering.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:15:50 2015 No.6904314 >>6904302 James Ruggles Wallace

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:16:15 2015 No.6904320 Gettin Blast in the Ass (By Class) Publishing We'll only publish the classics.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:18:20 2015 No.6904334 [DELETED]

>>6904290
There's about thirty different questions. What an absolutely silly thing you believe.

Snopes really ought to crush this faggy rumor you're perpetuating. It's totally one of those "well, that sounds like it's about right" things. I'll take you more seriously when my porn name is my mother's maiden name + high school bestfriend + first pet's name + last four of my social + model of my first car.

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:22:50 2015 No.6904352

>>6904334
Hey, bro! Wanna find out your scifi name?

Ok! Your first name is your mother's maiden name and your last name is the model of your first car!

Wanna know your sidekick's name? Alright! His/her first name is the name of your best friend from high school and his/her last name is the last four digits of your social security number because your sidekick is a robot!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:26:35 2015 No.6904373 An unpronounceable ideogram representing myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:27:33 2015 No.6904380 Peter Ian Steaker

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:27:43 2015 No.6904381 >>6904352 Gatza Cavalier & my sidekick is Hannah 4452

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:34:36 2015 No.6904405 Biggus Dickus

Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:37:42 2015 No.6904416

>>6904198

My real name. Perfect English first name and a last name thats old anglo-saxon and that has the characteristics of both being relate able and distinguished.

Shit people probably would believe me to be a member of the royal society just by seeing my name on a list.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 17:50:36 2015 No.6904453 >>6904416 d:^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:21:30 2015 No.6904601 >>6904198 Ivan G. Mogilevtsev

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:56:12 2015 No.6904775 Fredrica Bernkastel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:58:52 2015 No.6904785 >>6904416 Hello, Henry Winchester.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:00:33 2015 No.6904792 Where's that Ralph Scriabin fag when you need him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:01:20 2015 No.6904797 >>6904198 DJ Long Dong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:01:23 2015 No.6904798 >>6904775 Go to bed Germany https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernkastel-Kues

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:07:46 2015 No.6904832 >>6904232 Cuck Bowski

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:20:23 2015 No.6904893 >>6904798 He's a citizen of /a/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:32:42 2015 No.6904942 >>6904785 >Winchester As if, thats early modern

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:35:57 2015 No.6904957 Fuzzy Dunlop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:43:53 2015 No.6904993 >>6904290 >>6904295 one of my friends always has 'cancer' as their answer to security questions. get rekt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:45:14 2015 No.6904998 Guillaume Manon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:48:36 2015 No.6905009 >2015 >relying on only one nom de guerre to get published

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:53:39 2015 No.6905026 Hugh Kunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:54:49 2015 No.6905029 >>6904942 Walter White.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:59:56 2015 No.6905045 >>6904220 "Mimi Berry" Sounds like an author who should commit suicide

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 04:46:04 2015 No.6906663 Mémé Ledanque

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 05:03:31 2015 No.6906699 Rita Mehe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 05:15:30 2015 No.6906714 >>6904198 I'm torn between Donovan Morgenstern and Vendigo Hondurás

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 05:21:07 2015 No.6906721 Alex Kierkegaard

Anonymous Fri Jul 31 05:22:06 2015 No.6906724

>>6904198
Realistically the only thing I could ever get published would be some ranting on how Jews are evil, there is a big niche market for it, anyway, wouldn't want to taint the family name with it so It would be something generic, James McPherson sounds pretty good to me

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 05:46:47 2015 No.6906760 File: 1.24 MB, 1679x948, 1438105734724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6904300 > Jesus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 05:56:57 2015 No.6906776 >>6904247 >9/10 to a pun Please disregard these ratings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 06:10:28 2015 No.6906796 Nick Digger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 06:17:44 2015 No.6906813 J. K. Green

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 06:19:57 2015 No.6906819 Ann Hiro. I self published an ebook of short stories on Amazon using the name

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 06:20:59 2015 No.6906822 >>6906819 Green text stories that is

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 06:34:32 2015 No.6906851 >>6904198 John Hunk. Allegedly will attract young girls even if I'm shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 06:36:21 2015 No.6906858 >>6904220 > Cheeku Idyll > Macho Police > Razia Silver > Bingo Silver True story

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 07:23:22 2015 No.6906992 >>6904220 >Duke Ribera This is pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 07:54:47 2015 No.6907064 >>6904220 >Barkley Holder >Sampson Marina Could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 07:58:44 2015 No.6907074 File: 287 KB, 502x600, laughingwhores.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6904253 Joke's on you, my parents were animal hoarders and we moved constantly. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 07:59:22 2015 No.6907076 >>6904198 Richard Fist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 08:03:54 2015 No.6907090 >>6907064 >Captain Professor

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 08:17:11 2015 No.6907111 Cognac McCartney

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 08:23:37 2015 No.6907120 Devrig Infernet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 08:24:03 2015 No.6907122 C.K.Briekeigh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 08:35:36 2015 No.6907146 WALter MARTin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 08:49:51 2015 No.6907175 >>6904220 Frodo Helga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 09:04:00 2015 No.6907217 >>6904198 I'd go for something that'd make people draw wild and utterly inaccurate conclusions about me, like McCarthy Nguyen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 09:12:28 2015 No.6907240 >>6904198 Mr. Fuck/lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 09:13:11 2015 No.6907244 >>6904220 Camus Hamilton

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 09:19:45 2015 No.6907264 Petr Penischeeks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 09:22:01 2015 No.6907267 >>6904198 George R.R. Marlin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:48:36 2015 No.6907778 >>6904220 bambi tobacco

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:50:05 2015 No.6907785 >>6904220 Shaggy Swamp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 12:06:08 2015 No.6907845 Hamilton Cork

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 12:07:23 2015 No.6907850 >>6907267 kekd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 12:38:00 2015 No.6907982 >>6904220 >Barney Harding Oh, God, it's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:37:09 2015 No.6908905 B. McAdoo for Amazon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:03:49 2015 No.6909156 >>6904198 WowICan'tBelieveYouWastedYourTimeAndMoneyOnMyBullshit U. Dip

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:07:38 2015 No.6909169 >>6904220 Dakota Hill

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:15:26 2015 No.6909200 File: 64 KB, 900x900, 1409799063589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6906813

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:21:18 2015 No.6909212 File: 149 KB, 900x900, rachel-olan-7381579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rachel Olan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:23:02 2015 No.6909217 >>6904198 Halifax Steppenwolf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:26:51 2015 No.6909230 >>6904220 Noah Bullivant

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:31:02 2015 No.6909243 >>6904220 Mario 8th.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:43:39 2015 No.6909286 >>6904220 > Oliver Seawind

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:46:03 2015 No.6909290 File: 12 KB, 207x208, chiefly british.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chiefly British

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:47:16 2015 No.6909299 >>6904220 Stupid O'Donnell

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:02:23 2015 No.6910225 zeeburg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:08:18 2015 No.6910254 Winston Churchill

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:09:34 2015 No.6910261 >>6904198 Buck Farmer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:10:34 2015 No.6910268 >>6904198 Sir Cuckington

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 23:22:14 2015 No.6910534 >>6904220 Fuckyou Cashman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 23:23:52 2015 No.6910538 >>6904220 >Bailey Everleigh not bad.

Anonymous Sat Aug 1 03:08:15 2015 No.6911376
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>>6904220
A better method would be an anglish version of your christian name, and a former german city (as in sovietised or annexed) as a surname. Not exactly western, not exactly jewish, just enough exotism about it. Like if you're an Ed, just go Edward Lemberg or or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 04:18:52 2015 No.6911555 >>6904198 Chad Thundercock the third. Suffix for those smart points, knowhatimean

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 04:19:52 2015 No.6911557 >>6909212 Hey Rachel, you wouldn't happen to be free for a good dicking, would you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 04:26:52 2015 No.6911577 >>6904220 Schinken Leibl... Welp, that didn't work

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 06:57:35 2015 No.6911880 >>6904198 Shlomo Stonebergstein

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 06:58:40 2015 No.6911883 >>6904220 >Oliver Kennedy we swanky now

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 06:59:53 2015 No.6911887 >>6904220 Blink Neuve

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:03:46 2015 No.6912356 An anagram of my first name and last name. The first name is a common Iberian last name and the second one sounds a bit amerindian (the Iberian author-naming way is usually the author's two last names).

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:03:58 2015 No.6912538 >>6904220 Sam Copperleaf

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:21:39 2015 No.6912585 Rick Castley

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:24:00 2015 No.6912597 >>6904220 Enrico Toti

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 13:34:36 2015 No.6912845 >>6904218 Underrated tost

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:09:44 2015 No.6912978 >>6904220 Shamrock MacDougal

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:12:48 2015 No.6912986 >>6904220 winston english

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:18:25 2015 No.6913007 Muh Dickus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:20:06 2015 No.6913010 >>6904220 Spike Ursa Major.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:43:04 2015 No.6913078 Kleatus Greaves

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:45:09 2015 No.6913089 >>6904220 Smoky Long Swamp

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:50:03 2015 No.6913101 >>6904220 Inverness. I've never had a pet

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:52:58 2015 No.6913114 i'd use the name /lit/ this is where the writing came from. if i wanted personal acclaim i wouldn't spend all my time posting anonymously on a siberian knitting forum

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 14:55:10 2015 No.6913123 >>6904220 Otis Spring

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 20:43:59 2015 No.6914406 J. S. Silver

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