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>"At 25, Rachael Allen is the youngest: a fact that helps explain her poetry’s up-to-the-minute contemporaneity, alternative humour, and occasional shoulder-shrugging cool. Dotted throughout her short collection is a series of poems that takes its cues from the internet-meme-generating 4chan website: “Random”, “Cute/Male”, “Social”. If that means nothing to you, you’re not alone"

http://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/apr/24/faber-new-poets-rachael-allen-will-burns-zaffar-kunial-declan-ryan

Why aren't you making money from your association with 4chan, /lit/?

>> No.6902592

>>6902576
Good to know. Thank you, Ben.

>> No.6902595
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>"Roughly half of the poems are prose-poems which take their titles from image boards of 4chan, signaling a joint focus on that which is easily consumable, like Allen’s hurried and colloquial voice, and that which is fleeting, like the teenage years at the heart of Allen’s poems, too readily disappearing before the ‘encroaching ledge of age’ (‘Rapidshares’). These poems fit a trend in younger contemporary UK poetry that celebrates an anecdotal neo-confessional style, a sort of O’Hara-but-British renaissance. I’m thinking in part of Faber poets Jack Underwood and Emily Berry, but the strongest similarity is Sam Riviere’s 81 Austerities."

http://www.ambitmagazine.co.uk/review-faber-new-poets-9-rachael-allen/

>> No.6902605

that feel when our culture is being appropriated and monetised by hipsters. now i know exactly how it felt to be a black man in pre-civil rights america

>> No.6902611

Is this what rape feels like?

>> No.6902623
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>"For the generation who grew up with the internet, born around 1990, 4chan forms part of adolescence in the 00s, alongside MySpace pages and instant messaging. After the rise of web 2.0’s “real-name culture”, 4chan is an archaic (and anarchic) hold-out of an earlier form of online community, offering a ludic escape from identity as liberation from the intersections of real world power relationships. In a space of completely un(self)censored speech, the only things left unsaid are the unsayable. Freeing users from any repercussions in their social lives, from the policing tactics of stigma or shame, anonymity on 4chan solicits total confession (and absolute obscenity) whilst making its veracity irrelevant, especially on boards like /lit/ where admissions of otherwise embarrassing personal taste are made without reserve. As in confessional poetry, disclosure becomes a dramatic quality, a performed challenge to the limits of fiction; unlike confessional poetry, anonymous disclosure can only be dramatic, and identity can only be an implication of the text."

Do you agree /lit/?

http://themissingslate.com/2014/04/17/irl-rachael-allens-4chan-poems/

>> No.6902633

>>6902605

lol

>> No.6902637

Ben pls

>> No.6902642

>>6902637
Ben?

>> No.6902650

this girl is a poetry editor at granta

L O L

>> No.6902651

>>6902576
jesus fucking christ I'm tired of 4chan making its way onto these shitty news sites, all it does is attract even more people here and odds are if they're reading an article about this awful "poetry" on the fucking guardian they're going to be retarded and not the type of people i want to share a board with

>> No.6902652

>>6902650
You're a loser on 4chan

L O L

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>>6902623
> especially on boards like /lit/ where admissions of otherwise embarrassing personal taste are made without reserve.

Well isn't this some clever bait.

>> No.6902657
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6902657

Here's one of the poems, dedicated to /r/

This girl is literally earning money for writing this

>> No.6902663

>>6902576
>>6902595
>>6902623
Wait do these poems actually have anything to do with 4chan?

The one called Rapidshare is about fucking lip gloss in the 90's

What the fuck does that have to do with 4chan

>> No.6902666

>>6902663
I think she just visited here for like five minutes, found some threads and wrote some poetry based on them.

>> No.6902670

>>6902657
i thought /rs/ was the rapidshare board, /r/ is requests...

>> No.6902671

>>6902663
Wow, seems like someone has trouble with abstraction and literary devices.

You seriously don't get it?

>> No.6902673

>>6902670
lol you're right.

>> No.6902682

>>6902671
No, I understand that they got free magazines and then she hung out with her friends to feel good about it.

But you can do that with anything? It's just torrents and anything free.

>> No.6902683

>>6902642
Tell me about Ben.

Why does he make the post??

>> No.6902689

>>6902623
>unselfcensored
Sure thing pal

>> No.6902698
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6902698

>"H-hey Anon, i-is it okay if I write a p-poem about you for my n-next collection?"

>> No.6902702

>>6902576
>Why aren't you making money from your association with 4chan, /lit/?
"artistic integrity"

qt but those are bad

>> No.6902706

>>6902652

>projecting this hard


L M A O

>> No.6902712
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6902712

shes probably some normalfag that browses /b/, /r9k/ and /soc/ all day and pretends to be "PART OF HIP MEME INTERNET CULTURE"

fuck this whore

>> No.6902713

>>6902576
>Why aren't you making money from your association with 4chan, /lit/?

Cause I don't have a vagina so it's not cool for me to say I visit 4chan, not to mention to the higher standards expected than this well-trodden nostalgic peaked-at-high-school horseshit.

>> No.6902724

>>6902657
Not to be that guy who hates abstract art because it doesn't look like the thing, but what's the aesthetic appeal of this? What's the artistic merit? I don't get this at all. Though ofcourse I would never admit to that in public.

>> No.6902736
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>"Hey Anon, you made it!! Rachael is starting in 5 minutes, it's a sell-out crowd!"

>> No.6902738

>>6902576
looks autistic

>> No.6902744

>>6902738
>female
>autistic

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6902745

>>6902657
>This girl is literally earning money for writing this

>> No.6902747

>>6902576
>>6902657

jesus fuck

another talentless fuck with a gimmick

how on earth does this shit get even aknowledged.

I wamt to cum in her eye and then lock her in a dumpster

>> No.6902748

>>6902736
Skinny jeans and floral skirts/blouses.

>> No.6902751

>>6902747
Umm misogynistic much?

>> No.6902771

>"The focus was a discussion of Rachael Allen’s 4chan poems. I hadn’t heard of the website ‘4chan’ before, but it seemed a unique concept to create poems from the basis of an image-based bulletin board, which — being the internet — provided useful commentary on the role of gender, acting as a platform for feminist art work."

http://thenorwichradical.com/tag/4chan/

>> No.6902772

>>6902751
hello rachel

I do not know about misogyny but I do indeed want to cum in your eye and in general degrade you in every way I can imagine. I want to forcibly violate your anus using your so called "poems" as condoms, and after cumming I would feed you those scraps of paper and force you to say "thank you master, I will not write another poem in my life".

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>>6902751
misogyny is good.

>> No.6902789

>>6902771
ho ho ho

>> No.6902795

>>6902751

Rachel confirmed.

>> No.6902814 [DELETED] 

>>6902745
He has perfect lips.

>> No.6902824

>"Rachael's poems cover a diverse range of the "boards" featured on the 4chan website. In /cm/ her focus is on the concept of reverse objectification, of the male body trapped "like an ionized beetle" behind the glass of the computer screen. A stand-out poem is /r/ ("rapidshare"), where the young poet details the torturous journey from childhood through adolescence in the technological age. The issue of adopted personas is confronted in her poem dedicated to /lit/, the website's literature forum, where she heartbreakingly concludes that "what I am online / no, what I am / has become unreachable to us both"..."

>> No.6902863

Is there a /lit/ poem?

>> No.6902908
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>>6902863
Apparently so

>> No.6902916

>>6902908
embarrassing

>> No.6902917

>>6902908
Bitter.

I've posted acclaimed poems from famous authours without the titles and never got replies neither

>> No.6902919

>>6902908
last line is bredy gud, gotta hand it to the girl

>> No.6902924

>>6902917
Why would she be bitter?

She's pretty much just writing about something she saw on here.

>> No.6902926

>>6902917
I've seen you do that, what do you expect, "I recognised that reference"?

>> No.6902927

>>6902655
keked IRL at that line tbh

>> No.6902929 [DELETED] 

>>6902908
As terrible as she is, one part of that is humorous and definitely seems like the average /lit/ user.

>I am a poet. I told my mother that so she wouldn't make me get a job.

>> No.6902930

>>6902908

>Fucking farts from Nora's ass

heheheh


man we had an in at granta should have skilled TLOPTITT more

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>>6902908
Well this is a pretty spot-on description of /lit/ actually

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>>6902657
this hurts me to read

>> No.6902939

>>6902908
I like the repetition of "any more", as in "any longer" in the first sense and then "in a more intimate way" in the second.

>> No.6902941

>>6902576
Damn, she's cute. Rachel, if you're reading this, I'd love to get together sometime, discuss the profound effect of memes on the psyche, and fuck you in the ass also.

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>>6902908
>Fucking farts from Nora's ass

>> No.6902944
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>roasties getting publishing deals and critical acclaim by exploiting 4chan culture

>> No.6902947

>>6902941
>>6902772
Hot as fuck fam

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>>6902944
Nothing particularly new about that.

Anyone else remember when this came out? The author actually started a thread on /b/ letting them know a book about them was coming out.

>> No.6902954

OP here. I wrote >>6902908 in about 30 seconds for the sake of keeping the thread alive. Misspelled "supine".

>> No.6902957

I think in recent years 4chan has lost that comforting "safezone for people against safezones" feeling. I guess you just need to adapt to that, be even more careful with your anonymity.

It would have been comfier without /b/, /soc/, /adv/ etc but maybe it needed the creativity of /b/ to attract a decent posting rate.

I don't mean this in a "lets go to loserwizard800chan instead" way. If I were to lose interest in the people here (but there's still enough people smarter than me to stave off that) I would go more into solitude than that.

>> No.6902958

>>6902954
'received' as well

>> No.6902965 [DELETED] 

>>6902954
I was wondering why the grammar is so terrible.

>> No.6902967

>>6902957
Not all of 4chan has though. I mean /pol/ is safe, which is partly the reason it's so popular. /int/ will always be the same size I imagine, it's only hobby boards that are under thread. /mu/ is normie, /tv/ is barely keeping afloat, /v/ is dead, etc. /lit/ unfortunately attracts a lot of "internet generation!!!" tryhards from tumblr etc.

>> No.6902974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocIGiw_llZY
>every forum on the website

>> No.6902975

You know what, we talk shit about how "x group" or "y group" ruined this website, but this, this right here, these people who honestly, without a shred of irony, and without any sense of their own naivety believe that this place is actually some kind of haven for the disenfranchised, that's who did it. It is these people, so convinced of their own hermit like existence, yet so eager so stand up and yell at society "Look here pal, I'm having so much fun being different from you" who drew the rest of the scum in.

>> No.6902976

>>6902944
hehehe, nice frog friend, I saw that meme on reddit, very funny :)))))))))))

>> No.6902978

Who /london/ here?

Any of you guys go to lit-related events and stuff?

>> No.6902980

>>6902967
/fit/ is kill also

the amount of I'M A GRILL xD threads are noticeably higher.

>> No.6902981

>>6902975
upvoted

>> No.6902983 [DELETED] 

OH NO MUH PRECIOUZ 4CHIN CULTURE, ITS RUINED, MUGH PRECIOUZ 4CHIN CULTURE IS SRS BZNS

>> No.6902986

>>6902980
I browsed fit in 2011 but I can't stand it anymore. full of retards and whenever I try to give advice over there that goes against the orthodoxy I get shouted down, so I don't bother anymore

shame because now I actually know shit unlike when I was just another SS newfag parroting the sticky in every thread

>> No.6902988

>>6902975
No. It was actually you, you humorless boring piece of shit.

>> No.6902989

>itt: people who take the internet, "internet culture", 4chan and 'board culture' way too seriously

this is just a place for people to communicate with each other, nothing more. get a grip on life people

>> No.6902992
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6902992

>"First of all I'd like to thank my publisher, Bloodaxe Books, and all the editorial staff who helped develop and refine my original submission. Secondly I'd like to thank my parents and my boyfriend, Chad Thunder-Cock, for always supporting me. And lastly I thank the users of 4chan's literature board for providing the perfect example of something I wish never to become. Thank you all."

>> No.6903006

>>6902989
fuck off normie, you wouldn't understand this.

>> No.6903007

>>6902670
She probably visited back when /rs/ existed, came back and assumed that since there was no /rs/ she must have mixed up with /r/

>> No.6903009

>>6902989
>>people who take the internet, "internet culture", 4chan and 'board culture' way too seriously

You're talking about Rachael Allen, right?

>> No.6903011

>>6902989
As far as places to communicate go 4chan is pretty unique.

>> No.6903016

>>6902712
if you browse /b/, /r9k/ and /s4s/ you are more part of what people think 4chan is, ergo its culture, than if you browse /lit/, /m/ and /ck/

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>>6902576
>Rachael Allen
>Rachel Ollan
Hmm. You pulling a fast one over us, OP?

>> No.6903019

All the people talking about my 4ching culture were probably never here pre-2010.

>> No.6903020

>>6903011
Except for the hundreds of other english and non-english speaking imageboards, sure.

>> No.6903024

>>6903016
If you browse /b/ you're probably new.

I'm sure a lot of people on the smaller boards are people who have been here a GOOD while, like myself.

>> No.6903027

>>6902772
>using your so called "poems" as condoms
>paper cuts in your dick and balls
I can't stop imagining the pain, thanks asshole.

>> No.6903034

>>6903024
I think it's also an age thing. I thought /b/ was great when I was 18, now it feels painfully juvenile. I think I just got too old for it.

>> No.6903035

>>6902967
>Not all of 4chan has though. I mean /pol/ is safe, which is partly the reason it's so popular. /int/ will always be the same size I imagine,
I feel like those 2 boards are simply inferior versions of /lit/ though, their sole merit lies in being able to express views which are considered toxic by most other communities. But as far as both history and politics (kek) go, /lit/ has much more knowledgeable and interesting posters.

>it's only hobby boards that are under thread
That's sort of true. But I think there are still enough alternative people on them to have at least one good general. I know that they sometimes discuss art film on /tv/ and classical on /mu/ still.

/lit/ is pretty good in that regard. Just because the standard of writing (and therefore communication and thinking) is a bit higher.

>> No.6903036

>shoulder-shrugging cool

fuck, this is seriously a sentence that someone wrote. is this faggot an indie rock fan or something?

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>>6903024
Who cares how long anyone has been on 4chan

>> No.6903045

>>6903038
the oldfags because sunk cost fallacy

>> No.6903046

>>6902957
I really feel it's the other way around. The more people obsess about this being a safe zone the more time they dedicate to "protecting it" instead of just using it. So instead of interesting threads you have to keep ignoring people blaiming other sites and fearing the loss of their culture. Back in the /i/ years we were more than happy to say that we were from ebaumsworld because we had enough idenitity to know that wasn't even possible, if someone were to say that we're 9gag people would shit on him as a defense mechanism trying to purge some imaginary enemy out even though there is nothing to cleanse.

Come on bitch, make this post a poem, you know you want to.

>> No.6903050

>>6903035
/classical/ is a memefest like no other.

I honestly love it though tbh

vid related, my favorite Tchaikovsky symphony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QllQ6TtmXII

>> No.6903052

>>6903038
Anyone who was here before 2011.

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>>6903045
You need to back up, friend.

>> No.6903064

>>6903024
Yes, and a lot of black people have decent jobs but the ones everyone notices and make the "black culture" are the ones pretending to be rich and singing hip hop. When we moved to smaller boards we renounced the right to be part of the big axis of 4chan just like an old man would leave the city feeling that there's anything for him to change in there.

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>>6903052
So, the majority of cringeworthy people came here before 2011.

>> No.6903067

>>6902657
That is a literal fucking paragraph not a poem. disgusting

>> No.6903069
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>"Rachael bravely went where few women feel safe to go, navigating areas of the internet where misogyny and problematic discourse are commonplace. Her poems serve as correspondence from that dark place, snapshots from the lives of individuals who eschew online personalities and opt for anonymity instead. By placing herself in such a vulnerable position and daring to investigate the collective psyche of a generation of young frustrated men, Rachael has produced what may very well be the quintessential poetry collection for the internet age"

http://sabotagereviews.com/2014/10/11/faber-new-poets-9-by-rachael-allen/

>> No.6903074

>>6903050
when you're going to post an inside joke you should leave a warning like "Danger: Meme Aproaching" so we know what to expect.

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>>6902576
Just another confirmation that art isn't about talent or vision. It's about marketing.

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>>6903069
@ whoever wrote that

>> No.6903087

>>6903082
Neckbeard detected

>> No.6903088

>>6903046
>>6902975
You know you're actually right with all that. All I meant was that I feel less secure knowing that more people I would see offline might be becoming more aware of the website. An example would be that until recently I thought /r9k/ had become way too much /teenagerproblems/ since the /adv/ and /soc/ creations for me to enjoy it. But then I visited it again this year and was shocked at some (some) of the brilliant humor and creativity on offer there. It was like a wilder more intelligent /b/ at times. But at the same time there was a lot of slave morality, complaining about other sites, whining without any selfawareness that seemed to really hamper that under the guise of "protecting" it.

The two things I think are good on here are the level of intelligence and the amoral humor. Whether someone claims to be protecting the site or the opposite (that 4chan's being an alternative to the mainstream is unimportant), its bad either way if those 2 things suffer.

>>6903050
Nothing wrong with memes, as far as the current definition goes.

>> No.6903090

>>6903069
>problematic
when will this fucking stop

>> No.6903098

>>6903090
>stop using words that trigger me!

When will this fucking stop? It's a word. Get over it.

>> No.6903104

>>6902992
Thunder-Cock? Are his parents called Thunder and Cock, respectively?

>> No.6903108

>>6903069
holy shit they just can't stop framing stuff from their neo-marxist "oppression theory" angle can they?

>> No.6903116

I've bought a copy because I'm interested to see what my contemporaries are doing and maybe learn from them.

>> No.6903120

Rachel here, AMA

>> No.6903125

>>6903120
>AMA
>>>/reddit/

>> No.6903128

>>6903120
do you take it up the pooper?

>> No.6903130

>>6903016
>>6903024
>>6903034
Honestly, /b/ has gotten worse. I think the largest reason for the decline is from user migration. You used to be able to troll /b/ but not anymore, it's all shit flinging and meme spouting. I also migrated from /b/ and other boards.

>> No.6903140

>>6903130
I haven't used /b/ since ca. 2007 and it was already getting worse then, that is it being mostly porn dumps and contactfagging.

>> No.6903149

>>6903130
the lack of raids also diminished the board culture, inner fighting replacing wars in different soils tends to do that.

>> No.6903153

>>6903116
I've been thinking about this, and every time I do I get pangs of disgust. It lowers my drive to write when I see bullshit getting headlines all around me. How do I combat this?

>> No.6903155

>>6903069
>problematic discourse

I'm giggling

>> No.6903159

>>6903120
your address?

regards, >>6902772

>> No.6903168

So all I have to do is write shut paragraphs about 4chan and I can make money and call myself a writer for real? This is how far we've come.

>> No.6903178

i want to be rachel's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her rachel blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo rachel blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her rachel hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her rachel hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her rachel face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>> No.6903185

>>6902623
anonymous disclosure is completely non-dramatic. this person doesn't know anything.

>> No.6903202

>>6903017
pure memeology

>> No.6903216

>>6902824
>what I am online / no, what I am / has become unreachable to us both".

This is fucking god-awful.

>> No.6903223

>>6903178
I'm going to get this published so I can make 4chanbux too.

>> No.6903234

>>6902954
I knew it was too good to be hers.

>> No.6903249

>>6903223
im going to rape your mom so i can get autismbux

>> No.6903265

Someone should sell Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra to penguin

>> No.6903278

>>6903098
>stop complaining about things i'm okay with

When will this fucking stop? I'm expressing my thoughts. Get over it.

>> No.6903280

>>6902652
so is she

>> No.6903307

>>6903234
I thought the exact same thing

>> No.6903314
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every board has a somewhat famous outsider banking on their hot opinions and dank memes

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>>6903087
Sweet meme, bro.

>> No.6903322

>>6903314
racheldrop when

>> No.6903329

>>6902944
>whining about someone exploiting 4chan culture

Jesus christ, you stupid nigger.

4chan "culture" is, if anything, all about exploiting everything in sight. This is a community that has literally bullied people to death. If you post personal info here you'll get rekt. Exploiting this site for personal gain is pretty much entirely in line with the every man for himself early internet sub-culture.

>> No.6903343

>>6903082
lol tru. smh fam

>> No.6903353

>>6903343
i fug yr mom in the poopoo to be tbh

>> No.6903354 [DELETED] 

>>6903329
You make 4chan sound like it's actually scary.

>if you post personal info here you'll get rekt
Please, faggot. The most 4chan does is leave mean comments on your YouTube channel or send you cringeworthy text messages that are 3p!c on the thread you're in.

No.

>> No.6903367

>>6903019
Listen here, noob, I've been coming to this shit hole since 2008
Whatever the point I wanted to make by stating that fact was lost and forgotten as soon as I realized what a loser I am for being here for that long

>> No.6903401

>>6903130
My main board is /x/. It used to be fun until /pol/ and /b/ came; now it's mostly memes and trolling.

>> No.6903408

>>6903353
lmao can i use this for a meme?

>> No.6903414

>>6903408
no ive got it patented to be tbh

>> No.6903417

>>6903414
can confirm

>> No.6903420

>>6903329
I've posted my full name/website here and have met people from 4chan irl.
I don't see a problem, unless you have some interesting point to exploit or it's done on /b/.

>> No.6903423

>>6903354
Oh and they also send you free books don't forget it

>> No.6903428

>>6902592
Oh is it Ben 'atoms are sad scared people' Brooks again

>> No.6903450

>>6903265
But who owns the rights?

>> No.6903453

>>6902908
Don't you guys realize that she takes sentences she reads there and compiles it on her shit ?

>> No.6903457
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Jeez this is so tasteless.

>> No.6903469

>>6902908
>didn't teleologically suspend the ethical

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>>6902605
>that feel when our culture is being appropriated and monetised by hipsters. now i know exactly how it felt to be a black man in pre-civil rights america


INDEED

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>>6902751
>Umm misogynistic much?
typical woman

>> No.6903496

>>6903493
im certain this typo menace gets posted by one poster exclusively, guess what, no one cares faggot

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she went on
>‘Cute/Male /cm/’ begins

At least Rachel is well engaged on her path to liberation

>> No.6903507

>>6903493
without commenting on content, the writer is addicted to commas

>> No.6903532

>>6903329
delet this

>> No.6903561

>>6902657
i kinda like it

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>>6903493

>> No.6903627

>>6903564
Love how cynical people can be

>> No.6903629

>>6903469
I'll teleologically suspend your mom from my dick.

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>>6902576
>Why aren't you making money from your association with 4chan, /lit/?
if you're a regular your angle won't be satisfactory.

what sells is the sort of drive-by perspective that the OP chick offers, picking bits and pieces that fit the already established borg narrative.

>> No.6903656

>>6903564
this person has r/theredpill subscribed

>> No.6903694

Why are women so dumb?

>> No.6903697

>>6903694
ask your mom

>> No.6903707

>>6903694
the way I see it is we have two bell curves, and the 50% line for men is near the upper 40% of women: 10% of men are basically smarter than all women, but 90% have the capability to be dumber than any specific woman.

Obv this is not language-based intelligence but rather things like engineering ideas and novel concepts.

>> No.6903725

>>6903707
i love how you spergs dish out theories like that like you have some sort of scientific basis for it

i mean i'm the spergest motherfucker around and even i can see i should probably steer clear of generalisations like this because my judgement is fundementally warped by years and years of tfw no gf

>> No.6903736

>>6903725
>scientific basis
is kind of a spook; most scientific basis is completely subject to interpretation. What I said, if applied to normal judgment, could be a solid foundation to view the gender differences, especially with the caveat of
>this is not language-based intelligence
which does have your shitty 'scientific basis'

>> No.6903757

>>6903736
>scientific basis is completely subject to interpretation
i get what you're saying but it really isn't that simple.

>> No.6903763

Kinda makes you feel self-conscious. By participating in the typical 4chan banter with the lads, you're creating the raw material for innovative contemporary art.

I hope sempai notices my posts.

>> No.6903775

>>6903050
Nice radioclassical you got there

>> No.6903795

>>6903725
They're not real spergs you doofus

They like to pretend they are because it's a justification for their social failures

>> No.6903799

>you will never be able to ban the word 'brave' from existence

>> No.6903806

>>6903763
KILL YOURSELF YOU NIGGER FAGGOT AUTIST FUCK FAGGOT FUCK

to be tbh

>> No.6903813

>>6903627
Well when you have your life destroyed by a woman and her divorce attorney, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't sing the same tune.

>> No.6903825

>>6903153
Cultivate ironic detachment?

>> No.6903833

>>6903806
You're not sempai, fuck off.

>> No.6903850

>>6903069
>going on weird websites is an act of courage
God bless Rachel Allen

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>>6903069
What's the matter, 4Chan? Worried that somebody from the inside knows you better than you know yourself? There's not one inaccurate claim in that entire post

>> No.6903899

>>6902623
lol no
Everyone on this site is a sheep with no real world experience

>> No.6903925

>>6902657
pretty good

>> No.6903928

>>6902651
This so much
My soul hurts

>> No.6903933

>>6902706
considering he was parodying some other insecure idiot's post I don't think he was really projecting

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>>6903899
kek

>> No.6903950

>>6902908
>What I am online. No, what I am,
if you watch the Zizek on Personality video, I feel like that makes more sense

>> No.6903974

>>6903941
Phish fanbase is legit autistic merso than sonic fans even to be tbh.

>> No.6904578

>>6902605
This is the one case where being early to the party makes you less cool. There's no winning.

>> No.6904590

>>6902650
I feel like everyone who works at a literary magazine is a girl or a gay guy. I keep trying to wedge myself in but it never works.

>> No.6904726

This is maximum trolling. This girl deserves an award.

She's a girl who's been to /soc/ though. I know some of you fags are on /soc/ as well, where are her nudes?

>> No.6905059

>>6903069
tylerthecreatortweet.png

>> No.6905956

>>6903707
actually it's confirmed that men are more common at both ends of the bell curve, meaning that there are more extremely dumb and extremely smart men than women

>> No.6906181

25 is young?

>> No.6906240

>>6902657
God damn it, I was actually hoping this would be good for a minute there.

This reads like if John Green thought he was Rimbaud.

>> No.6906245

>>6902908
hey wait are these plagiarized from actual posts

>> No.6906250

>>6902967
fuck off

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>>6902908
>submitted a poem to a poem thread
>not one reply
>"hurr nobody reads"
>MFW i have been complemented on my poems here and will never make anything of my writing career because im not surfing any ideological wave

>> No.6906329

>>6906285
>being complimented here
>indication that your poems are actually any good

it's like scoring a goal in sunday league and thinking you could go pro

>> No.6906539

bump

>> No.6906648

>>6902736
>tfw no qt British gf

>> No.6906661

>>6902908
pure dogshit LOL

>> No.6906665

>>6906661
Yet she's published and you're here

EL OH EL

>> No.6906690

>>6906665
If you offered me a magic button that gave me credit for Rachael Allens' 4chan poems I wouldn't push it with a 10 foot pole m80 because these are terrible garbage with a gimmick and I would be ashamed to be published i this was what I was published with

>> No.6906696

>>6906690
So jelly. Sad really.

>> No.6906700

hehehe, all this mad in this thread.

>> No.6906706

Someone tweet this thread to her, I'd like to see her reaction

>> No.6906713

>>6902657
This sort of poetry isn't my thing at all, and I must say there doesn't seem to be a single drop of 4chan in any of the 4 poems I read

but whatever, this sort of poetry gets published all the time, getting mad about this specifically is nonsense

>> No.6906732

>>6902908
Okay, now I like her, anything that takes the piss out of /lit/'s userbase is okay with me.

>> No.6906751

>>6906732
See
>>6902954

>> No.6906785

>>6906329
More of a comment of the see-through hackney bitterness than any right to go pro

>> No.6906809

>>6902736
Gooooood lord these fags

>> No.6906815

>>6902771
Ahhjhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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>>6902908
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggghhggggg

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>>6902954
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhgffghhhhhgh!!!!

>> No.6906825

>>6906809
Lonely, unfashionable beta male detected

>> No.6906837

>>6902986
>I know shit
>hates on SS
Come on now.. Anyways, plg and owg is still there if you want to discuss the details of programming.

>> No.6906859

>>6903069
so brave

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>>6902657
americans not knowing punctuations

>> No.6906888

>>6902605

Wouldn't that be modern black society? Whites rejected black culture in pre-civil rights era America. It'd be more accurate to say blacks appropriated white culture since it held more cultural capital.

>> No.6906898

>>6902908

If she mentioned fucking Nora's farts that means she's pretty well-acquainted with /lit/ memes. Perhaps she's less of a hack/dilettante than we thought.

>> No.6906910

>>6906898
Keep reading the thread

>> No.6907414

>>6902698
Sure! just enter into this Dumpster™ here first

>>6902724
No need to worry your lovely little self, it's shit

>>6902771
We are the feminist dream. The last bastion of people being unsensitive to women, ho ho ho
And they never knew, we where just being contrarian

>> No.6907589

bumping

>> No.6907639

>>6902576
I have a cousin named Rachel Allen and she's the same age, wtf

>> No.6907645

>>6907639

My favourite author is Rachel Olan and I heard about her on 4chan too!

Her novel, "The Open Window", is just 10/10

>> No.6907664

>>6907645
Olan must be in her fifties by now, at least. Open Window was published before Infinite Jest.

>> No.6907690

>>6907664

After reading "The Open Window" by Rachel Olan I am full of thoughts. Never before have I thought the thoughts I am now thinking. And the feelings I am feeling are surely a result of those thoughts.
The lead character in "The Open Window" was, I truly believe, the most important person. At the beginning of the book we did not know him/her very well. Later on, of course, many difficult things hapen and he/she changes. Near the end of the book, towards the back, the problems are fixed and things work out, more or less. I was so relieved! In conclusion, I think we all learned and important lesson! I know I Certainly did!

>> No.6907710

>>6907639
MIND BLOWN

>> No.6907741

>>6902698
y-you too

>> No.6908244

>>6906888
We did slurp all that sweet jazz though, and what's worse they now don't have any more

>> No.6908345

>>6902712
/tv/ is the strangest board on 4chan. I love the humor. I smile everytime I browse the catalog. I laugh here too, but it's just dumb and absurd over at /tv/, that fucking bane/cia/masketta man/dr pavel/wreckage brother meme kills me, it's been going for years, there is always a bane thread active. Jesus. I can't describe it.

>> No.6908355

>>6902576
Because I'm not an early 20s middle class attractive woman.

>> No.6909114

>>6908345
rachel?is that really you?
post timestamp pls

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>>6903069
>>6903069
>problematic
>snapshots
>opt
>psyche of a generation
>quintessential
>internet age

>> No.6909224

She's cute tho

>> No.6909225

>>6908345
hi reddit

>> No.6909226

>>6908345

somebody GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE

>> No.6909247

post more qt

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>>6902657
what the fuck is this horseshit?

>> No.6910031

>>6902657
actually this is rad as hell and if you dislike it you're the cancer destroying /lit/

hth

>> No.6910038

>there are qt girls on /lit/ RIGHT NOW

>> No.6911064

>>6902947
fam

>> No.6911076

>>6903108
explain why it's wrong

>> No.6911089

>>6908345
Honestly I have to agree with you. There is something sublimely absurd about it. Taking meaninglessness and turbocharging it into heights unseen. Baneposting is the proof that humanity is special.

>tfw Camus will never write an essay on the sisyphean rebelliousness of baneposting

>> No.6911169

>>6903069

Tell that to /cgl/ lol

>> No.6911325

It's almost like some publisher took a chance on some ultra-try hard common denominator broad appeal hack with a vaguely contemporary edge and then every critic in the room jumped on the bandwagon to justify their meaningless, and becoming even more devoid of meaning, occupation in hopes of reaping the spoils they contributed towards. It's almost like that happens every day in and outside of literature.

>> No.6911431

>>6903329
but /pol/ saved zimmerman

>> No.6911468

>>6902657
Better than anything I've read on this board lately tbh

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>>6903069
>problematic discourse

>> No.6911499

>>6902657
I can dig the "rushed" prose feel. Kinda gimmicky, but a thousand times better than some of the garbage I've seen on /lit/

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>> No.6913220

>>6912545
There is always remembrance

>> No.6913241

>>6903069
>the collective psyche of a generation of young frustrated men

Is that what shitposting is? top kek

>> No.6913258

>>6903069
>bravely went where few women feel safe to go
>misogyny and problematic discourse
>correspondence from that dark place
>placing herself in such a vulnerable position
>daring to investigate the collective psyche of a generation of young frustrated men

oh my god the melodrama. how can anyone take the internet, let alone 4chan this seriously

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>>6913258

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>>6913258

>> No.6913352

>>6913258
>women actually believe this

>> No.6913537

>>6902657
RachelJoyce.jpg

>> No.6913549

>>6902908
This is better than most of the stuff from those post your pose threads, tbh.

>> No.6913583

>>6906240
>This reads like if John Green thought he was Rimbaud.

Of all the insults I've encountered on 4chan this one is probably the worst. Goddamn.

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>>6903069

>problematic discourse

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>>6906240
fucking brutal

>> No.6914366

>>6913635
It's great seeing Orwell emulating his master with the mustache.

Trots are always scum.

>> No.6914427

>>6903046
>Back in the /i/ years we were more than happy to say that we were from ebaumsworld because we had enough idenitity to know that wasn't even possible

But that was to protect the safe space.
also, funny because fuck Baum

>> No.6914438

I usually don't care about muh cultural appropriation but wholly shit this bitch is some worthless hack that's making it by reusing shitty memes.

>> No.6914444

>>6903329
Yeah but don't be a fag about it. Viewing any of this seriously is fucking Chanology shit all over again.

>> No.6914455

>>6903707
One or two studies have suggested that the bell curves are centred on the same line but male is stretched out horizontally while female is taller.
i.e. men have larger smart and dumb outliers, women are strongly clustered around average with less extremes

>> No.6914489

>>6902908
>there are people on /lit/ right now who think this isn't awful
>some of them think it's actually good

This is why I can't take the opinions of you fuckers seriously.

>> No.6914519

>>6902908
>Does anybody read anymore? And if so,
Oh my goodness it's like the introduction to a middle school book report

>> No.6914530

>>6914489
Sorry, meant to quote the real poem, >>6902657

>> No.6915096

>>6902657
This isnt a poem

>> No.6915104

>>6915096
IT'S A POEM IF SHE SAYS IT IS

YOU CANNOT KNOW ANYTHING

>> No.6915258

>>6902908
juvenile trash smdh tbqh fam

>> No.6915389

>>6911089
>tfw DFW will never write an essay about baneposting entitled "a supposedly big guy I'll never unmask again".

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>>6902908

>a theological belief ironically held

I agree, christfags suck.

>> No.6915925

>>6906240

> This reads like if John Green thought he was Rimbaud.

Goddamn, noice.

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>>6910038

>> No.6916696

>>6903088
>But then I visited it again this year and was shocked at some (some) of the brilliant humor and creativity on offer there. It was like a wilder more intelligent /b/ at times. But at the same time there was a lot of slave morality, complaining about other sites, whining without any selfawareness that seemed to really hamper that under the guise of "protecting" it.
But isn't slave moral just one source of the phenomenon you are describing, and hence needed?

>> No.6916923

>>6906240
I'm pretty sure he does think that.

>> No.6917070

ITT:JEALOUSY