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>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The bandanna store, and step on it.”

>> No.6875129
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>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "Let me tell you a wonderful joke from old socialist times"

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>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "Señorita, fucky-fucky, sucky-sucky sixty-ni-i-ine, la-lalala fa-la fa-la laaa..."

>> No.6875180

>i do shit like go on /lit/ and shitpost

>> No.6875189

>>6875119
Made my night, OP

>> No.6875208

The most painful sentence written to date, I'm still amazed by how his tasteless navel-gazing has been passed off as literature. You couldn't tell his "prose" apart from John Green's.

>> No.6875227
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>I do things like get in a car and say, "AAAAAHHHH!"

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>>6875227
top kek. He always said a carcrash was the most absurd death.

>>6875119
>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The Oxycontin store, and p-please step on it."

>> No.6875279

>>6875227
Ahahaha fuck you faggot

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6875289

>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The money store, and step on it.”

>> No.6875345

>>6875251
Rare tao, saved

>> No.6875357

>>6875345
NOT RARE AT ALL
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>> No.6875411
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6875411

>I do things like get in Nora's arse and fuck the farts out of it.

>> No.6875414

>>6875251
the most absurd death is to have a clown karate kick your head off while you're on the toilet

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>>6875227

>> No.6875435

>>6875411
lol

>> No.6875461

>>6875227
genius

>> No.6875487

>>6875166

I love you Thomas

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6875489

>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "and sir you appear to me a Knight, making the movements necessary of your roles, but will you also be a prodigy and do one movement even more wonderful?"

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i often leave the oven door open.

absolute madman.

>> No.6875538

>>6875289
Not

I do things like got the nasty in my taxi you need a lift
You can sit between the backseat and my dick

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>>6875180