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6875022 No.6875022[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Do all authors get cucked?

Look at this. How can he smile while knowing that's not his child?

Did Zelda fuck around while Fitzy was drinking himself to death?

>> No.6875033

>>6875022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUdABvOXVPw

The poor bastard...you can tell she's just with him because he won't cause any trouble and he does his little nerd thing and she rarely has to fuck him.

Poor guy.

>> No.6875038
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6875038

>the look on your face when you realize that you reached the fame level where when you were single, you'd drown in groupie pussy

>> No.6875050

>>6875038
He could get so many youtube girls panties.

Holy fuck. All those stupid bimbo famous bitches who quiver over John Green novels...he could fuckem all.

>> No.6875062

>>6875050
Yes its almost like he's a decent person.

>> No.6875085
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>>6875062
sounds like a moral argument,
on top of it implying the girls would get harmed from getting some from their idol.

>> No.6875090

>>6875033
loll... Ive aways hated him but I seriously feel bad for him now

>> No.6875096

>>6875050
He does. Deep down everyone on here knows it, that's why they hate him more than any other pleb author, this man is literally drowning in ptp

>> No.6875100

>>6875062
Oh, he is a very decent human being. But he could drown in cute pussy if he was single.

Oh fucking god he could bang so many grills

>> No.6875106

>>6875062

You didn't start with the Greeks.

He's not a decent person because his niggardly feminism isn't a voluntary action.

>> No.6875116

>>6875038
>all i wanted to do was be cool in highschool
>all i wanted was for girls to like me
>oh wow my crush finally acknowledged me
>oh wow my crush finally dates me
>oh wow teenager girls are wetting themselves over my books
>oh wow 20-30 year old actresses love my books
>oh ....oh..we are..getting..married?
>ooh...oh..fuck I could have fucked so many girls

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6875138

>>6875116

>> No.6875524

>>6875138
what..

>> No.6875526

>>6875038
>tfw john fucking green is banging cara and you never will

Why live, bros?

Also OP, Joyce def got cucked by Nora

>> No.6875547

>>6875526
Of course Nora was fucking men on the side. She was a hoe. Joyce was probably pulling Hemingways dick at the end of a drunken night as the burly man cried at the reality of his sexuality.

>> No.6875552

>>6875033
>you can tell she's just with him because he won't cause any trouble
i can't

>> No.6875558

>>6875050
>He could get so many youtube girls panties.
actually he couldn't. the youtube community is very odd and he would almost immediately be found out and ostracized -- his status as a 37 year old interacting with his fan base on his tumblr is regarded as creepy by a lot of faggots too, so to think that he has any chance of fucking very much more than one barely-legal, if he were single, is ludicrous.

>> No.6875651
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6875651

>John Green
>having sex
I doubt he even has sex with his own wife, let alone other women. He's afraid that, by having sex, he will somehow 'objectify' or 'manipulate' a woman, thus making him a misogynist. What a cuck.

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6875675

>>6875651
He's either a sexless, emasculated cuck or a depraved, manipulative hypocrite who nails his teenaged fangirls. The important thing is, we're better than him.

>> No.6875684

>>6875038
>thta look on his face

what is this i'm feeling... is this pity?

>> No.6875697

>>6875651

His wife also scolds him for the littlest things and even beats him if she's angry enough, but he's not going to raise a finger let alone his voice to her because this is just a woman's natural and positive reaction to the opressive patriarchy of the world.

>> No.6875702

>>6875651
>He's afraid that, by having sex, he will somehow 'objectify' or 'manipulate' a woman, thus making him a misogynist. What a cuck.
He has a child, mate.

>> No.6875703

>>6875675
but we are not better than him in any way, shape, or form

>> No.6875726
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>>6875022
because he is above this. A real man is fine with raising a child which is not his, a real man is fine with letting her woman being fucked by other men

a real man is fine being a beta

>> No.6875746

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

He is basically DFW #2

>> No.6875766

>>6875085
rad pic