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>too busy getting sucked off by black chicks to finish my book

>> No.685668

is this the african womens detective agency guy or whatever?

>> No.685718

>Too busy eating 2 pizzas and 3 burgers a day to finish my book.

>> No.685844

He's going announce on friday he has finished Dance.

>> No.685851

>too busy browsing 4chan to finish my book

>> No.685871

He's going to fucking keel over from massive heart failure and when people go looking for a Dance manuscript, all they will find is "TROLLED! U MAD?"

>> No.685875

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

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>>685844
>He's going announce on friday he has finished Dance.

No.

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>> No.685897

O hope Dance has enough Tyrion to compensate him not being in AFFC. It also better have some Varys or Littlefinger POVs.

>> No.685923

I require a drawfag to create something about GRRM and Gabe Newell being bffs

>> No.685946

why does he have black female fans? Or are they just hookers?

>> No.685952

>>685946
what do you think they are?
what do they look like to you?

>> No.685961

/r/ing the reaction comic to the series.

>> No.685975

>>685897

Tyrion appears at the start and that's it.

>> No.685977

>>685946

They're extras in the pilot episode of "A Game of Thrones." They're Dothraki.

>> No.685989

>>685952
but why is he taking a group picture of himself and some black prostitutes?

>> No.685999

>>685897

well it wont have varys POV because he is with tyrion and neither have littlefinger POV as he was in sansa's in a feast for crows which is set during the same time frame as a dance with dragons somewhat

>> No.686006

purple chick = hot

>> No.686007

Tyrion is gonna pwn up some n00bs in Dragons. Fuck yeah Tyrion.

>> No.686015

>>685975

how do you know?

>> No.686028

>>686015
Didn't you know GRRM frequents /lit/? Lurk moar!

>> No.687409

>>686028
I feel so honored. Wish it were true.

>> No.687426

>>685897
Varys / Littlefinger POVs would suck. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE both of this characters but part of their appeal is that you never know what they're going to do next. They're very unpredictable and by including them as POV characters I think it would ruin their mystique. Roose Bolton on the other hand would make a fucking awesome POV character.

>> No.687434

>>685989
Method Writing for Tyrion.

>> No.687448

>>687434
He looks like the Gorton Fisherman with that yellow...thing, the beard, and the hat.

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>>687483

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>>687504

>> No.687518 [DELETED] 

wut is going on here

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>>687516
Faggot.

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>this topic

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Is... GRRM the Gabe of /lit/?

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>>687552
Yes.

>> No.687562

GODAMMIT GEORGE HURRY UP, DO YOU KNOW THAT FOR EVERY DAY YOU DELAY THIS FUCKING BOOK TEN SANDOR/GREGOR FAPFICS ARE WRITTEN

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>> No.687637

>>685897

GRRM has said that Varys, Littlefinger, and Howland Reed are the three characters that will definitely not get POV chapters, since they know too much.

Howland Reed being on that list seems weight to me, I think he'll have a much bigger part to play in the story. While he knows that Jon Snow is the son of Rhagar and Lyanna and not Eddard Stark's bastard, Eddard knew that as well, and he had POV chapters, so he must know something else that's supposed to be a secret.

I do think though, that a Varys or Littlefinger viewpoint in the last book when the mysteries that they know about have been solved and it shows them doing their hardcore scheming while everything goes nuts would be epic.

>> No.687679

So since we're waiting anyways....I believe that the third hedge knight tail's subject matter, indeed the strong emphasis on fleshing out the story of the Blackfyre pretenders, and the constant mentioning of the Golden Company (Created by Bittersteel) breaking their contract with Myr, all point to the possibility that the mummer's dragon that Dany sees in the warlock's den, will be another Blackfyre dolled up as "Aegon". What do you guys think?

>> No.687738

>>687679

That's possible. Though i haven't read any of the Hedge Knight stuff. I kinda assumed the mummer's dragon had something to do with the dragon Stannis and Melisandre want to awaken.

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>>687738
Personally I think all the stuff with Stannis is a Red Herring. Get it? Red? Melissandre is an absolute. She is all fire. Nothing in the world of ASOIAF is absolute, no-one is all good, and no-one is all evil. Except...the Others, who are elementals made of Ice. Everything about them is white and ice and they don't seem to be anything but evil. So, my guess is Melissandre will do nothing beneficial for Westeros that does not include furthering her own war against the Ice. And I'm also pretty sure she knows Stannis was never the Prince who was Promised and has just about outlived his usefulness. Dragons waking from stone sounds like Dany's dragons coming out of the "stone" eggs...but at the same time Bran in Summer-skin sees a giant winged serpent fly out of Winterfell's wreckage in the chapter right before he and Rickon are led off into hiding. Did Egg hide his egg at Winterfell? Maybe Jahaerys and Queen Alysanne left a gift of an egg to the Stark's for their good service, and it finally hatched? I just don't know. So frickin impatient waiting for this next book!

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Oh hey what's up? Don't mind me, just warming up the seat for our dear Robert.

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>> No.687986

>>687973
>santa wants her on his lap.jpg

>> No.687991

>>687986

I have one of him surrounded by a bunch of bitches dressed as Melisandre. I can't find it though. Tomorrow I'm gonna hunt for it in his blog.

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>>687991

You mean this one?

>> No.688051

>>688037

Yes, but I thought it was higher quality.

Ah, well, thanks for saving me the trouble.