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>I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it.”

>> No.6823842

>>6823837

read the other 1k pages then come back. wanker.

>> No.6823867

>>6823837

lel well memed lel memed good sir well memed

top kek

>> No.6823869

>I do things like hang a noose around my neck and say, "The beyond," and tighten it.

>> No.6823874

>>6823869

hahahha very well funny my good meme friend.

you should probably make a meme of that lol

>the beyond

very good meme my good friend

>> No.6823877

>>6823837
I fucking hate this place and I have nowhere to go.

>> No.6823879

>>6823877
David's final words?

>> No.6823882

>>6823879
could be tbh

>> No.6823883

>>6823879

hahhaha very well memed and funny.

David would have laughed at that

>> No.6823889
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6823889

>Thank God some bandanna wearing loser killed himself so I could play him to up my indie cred

>> No.6823890

>>6823889

very well put my philosoraptor friend.

>> No.6823927

Don't bully DFW-sama! He's sad :<

>> No.6823928

>>6823927
Dftba nerdfighters and Hank, I'll see you on Tuesday

>> No.6823929

>>6823928
Tfw you accidentally quote a post when you intended to only reply to the thread

jdimsa

>> No.6823981

>>6823929

that face when hahaha I can imagine your face aswell when you realised your mistake! I bet it was like something David would do.

top kek my good friend.

>> No.6824098

You idiot you need to use ironic emoticons (I.e. ":^)" and "XDDD")

>> No.6824469
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6824469

This thread is full of win

Epic xD

>> No.6824475

>>6823867
>>6823874
>>6823883
>>6823890
>>6823981
>>6824098
>>6824469
Literal autism

>> No.6824562

>>6823837
He's a cuck

>> No.6824601

>>6823889
what the fuck. not gay, but DFW was way better looking than that ugly schlomo

>> No.6824607

>>6823869
kek

>> No.6825362

He is the new man.

The new sort of man. You all know the kind. He's been completely castrated. He's been divorced from anything primal. Completely shorn of any crimethink.

He's like a little, supple, baby-oiled infant. A modern Cupid. A little faggy nothing of a thing who believes in nothing and flaps in the goddamn breeze, whichever way it happens to be flapping.

Tell me, would you ever respect a man who makes a fortune telling 13-year-old girls what they want to hear? Would you ever respect a man who writes fiction for girls whose breasts are still budding?

Look at him and weep. You see a piece of yourself in him, don't you? That piece that you're ashamed of. That cringing little coward in the corner of your soul.

For like him you've never cut down a pine. Never stood on a cliff's edge, bare-chested, roaring into the great wilds. Never killed with your hands.

The fire is gone from his eyes. The fire that the ancients had. The great men of eminence.

And now we have "logic" and "reason" and they're a small consolation to a beastly heart, which still beats, faint as it may be, still beats.

Can you hear it in your chest?

>> No.6825372
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6825372

>finally caved and bought Infinite Jest
>just as a movie is coming out

>> No.6825392

>>6825362
Easy there, chief running diarrhea.

>> No.6825430
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[ERROR]

>>6823837

>> No.6825440

>>6825362
chill it Tyler Durden.

>> No.6825444

>>6823837
cancer
actually meming outside of the
and
oh my God
you posted John Green with it
Im literally sad now

>> No.6825518

>>6825430
BETA CUCK
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>> No.6825521

>>6825362
Nah. This is basically completely wrong. I read a bit of The Fault in Our Stars recently to see what the Josh Green meme was about. The way he went about writing from a teenage girl's perspective kinda made it seem like he wants to be a teenage girl.

Really I think he's a repressed Christfag who subconsciously wants to be a tranny.

>> No.6825526

>>6824475
OP's fault.

Permaban Green posters

>> No.6825530

>>6823889
I think he does a nice job as DFW from what I've seen.

I'm looking forward to the film

>> No.6825537

>>6825518

>getting rich by catering to the needs of teenage girls is somehow more pathetic than spending your life on a yemenese mosaic forum and pretending you'll become a writer one day

I think the cuck is you m8

>> No.6825538

>>6823837
Is this meme still alive I havent been here in months

>> No.6825540

>>6825538
I'm pretty sure it's the same guy making all of these threads every day.

>> No.6825558

>>6825530
>liking Franken-DFW

>> No.6825626

>>6825372
I'm not sure if this is bait but you know the film isn't about Infinite Jest, right?

>> No.6827085

>>6824475
Did you really take the time to click on every one of those posts? Are you okay?

>> No.6827109

someone linked a John Green video in a thread yesterday that was supposedly really cringey, but I didn't watch it because I was on my phone. Anyone remember what it was? I'm still looking.

>> No.6827114

>>6827109
This one I believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmd9d64Sdk

>> No.6827120

>>6827114
>Being a Nerd

Oh, fuck off.

>> No.6827162

>>6827114
yes, thank you. watching now

>> No.6827216

>>6825521
>wants to be a teenage girl

this is the exact impression I get whenever his videos are posted

>> No.6827250

>>6825362
Spooky

>> No.6827263

>>6825537
>yemenese
>not yemeni

FUCKING AMERIKKKUCK BURGERFAGGOT REEEE

>> No.6827280

>>6823889
Will this film feature full-frontal "audience pussy"?

>> No.6827292

>>6827114
i kinda like the guy after this video. yall hatin

>> No.6827296

>>6827216
Yeah, the videos definitely give off that "I wish I were a quirky teen girl" vibe.

>> No.6827468

>>6825362
of course i jerk off to predator. who wouldn't? all this real, old school masculinity in one place gets me rock fucking solid. nothing gay about it i just get hard when things get so manly.

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>>6827114
Is that a Mason and Dixon I see on the shelf?

>> No.6827966

>>6825626
he's just saying lots of people will probably be reading it once they see a movie about the author

>> No.6828043

>>6825362
>Would you ever respect a man who writes fiction for girls whose breasts are still budding?
I'd write fiction with girls whose breasts are still budding :^)

>> No.6828076

>>6827114
Jesus Christ, what a child.

>> No.6828491

>>6823837
Are we really this sad? Did we really educate ourselves this much just to bounce may-mays off each other and brag about all our inside jokes the "normies" would never comprehend? Is this fucking literature to us? I hate the cancer replying to this as much as I hate my own reply. I hate myself. Fuck

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>shits on Aristotle whenever he can
>Nothing but praise for Thomas Aquinas

...?

>> No.6829284

>>6829276
>implying he's read either

>> No.6829293

This thread belongs on r9k you robot fucks

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>>6825362
>For like him you've never cut down a pine. Never stood on a cliff's edge, bare-chested, roaring into the great wilds. Never killed with your hands.

sharp decline in bait quality

>> No.6829310

He is a nerd in every way. Emotionally stunted, loves fantasy fiction, watches Hollywood movies at midnight. It's the same as listening to rock music and reading Philip K Dick, just different packaging. Sorry to break it to you.

>> No.6829320

>>6829310
Anon, the quote from the OP isn't even from him.
Green doesn't even read(other than maybe fantasy fiction you mentioned).
And 'romanticizing' him is a post-ironic hot meta meme favourited by the neo-/lit/ meme experts.

>> No.6829322

>>6829310
>2015
>trolling this hard

>> No.6829329

>>6823837
Don't do this. He's dead Anon. DFW is dead and you do this.

>> No.6829336

>>6829320
I know the DFW John Greene meme, and I know they're romanticizing him ironically. Maybe my post came across as if I took the bait; instead, i'm encouraging more /lit/ people to read him because with how many redditors we've had join the board in the last couple of months, I think they might actually find solace in his work.

>> No.6829431

>>6829336
Oh my.
Well I guess yeah, he's mediocre and insipid as a person/writer, but paradoxically this is what makes him vulnerable to becoming a competent meme; he's basically the opposite of usual high-brow genius author that gets memed ad infinitum, exactly what avant-garde memefags crave.

There is no hope.

>> No.6830306

>>6823889
>that picture name
kek

>> No.6830311

>>6829336
It's not "the dfw josh green meme" It's just the josh green meme. It's been done with a lot of different authors probably by the same exact faget every single day.

>> No.6830320

>>6830311
The best are the Harold Bloom ones. JohnGreenAnon needs to step his game up.

>> No.6832180

>>6827513
odd taste.
https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/28080.John_Green_s_Book_Recommendations

>> No.6832192

>>6832180
Most of those seem like shit teenage girls would read. Also Infinite Jest.