What would /lit/ name it's son or daughter? I'm thinking Zarathustra

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Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:53:23 2015 No.6819819 [Reply] [Original]

What would /lit/ name it's son or daughter?

I'm thinking Zarathustra

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:54:04 2015 No.6819820 >>6819819 Marcus Aurelius Byron is good too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:54:33 2015 No.6819823 Whats this have to do with literature?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:55:48 2015 No.6819824 File: 17 KB, 456x384, 1436725588302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6819823 Where else am I going to ask this question you retarded faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:58:01 2015 No.6819830 >>6819819 >procreating

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:01:53 2015 No.6819838 File: 154 KB, 1660x2500, 77731_phi_ss08_038_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bjorn

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:02:46 2015 No.6819840 >>6819838 >not nordic >clearly born in america with american name >names his daugher bjorn just go with a basic bitch name like ashley or jennifer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:03:01 2015 No.6819842 faust

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:03:10 2015 No.6819843 >>6819823 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:03:20 2015 No.6819846 File: 366 KB, 520x680, PTE_MULTIMEDIA_IMMAGINE_12049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dante. Goes well with my last name too, so I'm kinda set for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:05:06 2015 No.6819851 Daughter: Freja. Maybe Freya if I become less edgy in my 30s Son: Likely Alexander

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:09:45 2015 No.6819863 I'm having a son soon, planning on naming him Benedictine, thoughts /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:11:09 2015 No.6819868 >>6819863 Cool names are all fun but consider how it sounds in the modern day i wouldnt want my son to sound like a burn ointment go with Maximilian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:13:21 2015 No.6819877 Sigurðr - Son Rheya - Daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:14:29 2015 No.6819878 >>6819877 >name son Sigurd >comes out gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:15:03 2015 No.6819879 Lord and Lady Chodington

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:16:02 2015 No.6819881 >>6819878 Won't even care, if he's a faggot he'll still be a bear mode nordic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:16:07 2015 No.6819882 >>6819824 /soc/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:16:33 2015 No.6819884 Carruthers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:17:29 2015 No.6819885 either Georg Wilhelm Friedrich or Slavoj

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:17:34 2015 No.6819887 >>6819863 Awful, give him a cool name, he will thank you for the rest of his life

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:18:23 2015 No.6819888 Son: Leopold Daughter: Anna Livia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:19:32 2015 No.6819894 >>6819882 If I wanted normie dweebs who are gonna name their kids shit like "Justin" and "Anthony" i'd go there I'm asking my literary minded brethren for their creative historical names so that I may gain some inspiration for myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:20:21 2015 No.6819897 >>6819863 Name him, "My dad posts on 4chan"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:21:03 2015 No.6819901 >>6819851 >Alexander This, tbh >>6819840 >>6819842 >Faust >Jennifer hi, /mu/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:22:10 2015 No.6819902 Nameisis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:23:38 2015 No.6819906 >>6819894 Both Justin and Anthony are great historical names you pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:24:03 2015 No.6819907 Son: Pepe Daughter: Pepe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:24:53 2015 No.6819908 >>6819906 yeah and because of that, everyone is named that do you think a diamond is something to be desired when everyone has a diamond in their ears? How about when nobody does? Name him or her something that actually means something

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:25:53 2015 No.6819910 >>6819894 Hey I'm not your brethren, philistine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:26:25 2015 No.6819914 >>6819908 Why wouldn't it mean anything to name your child after great saints?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:26:30 2015 No.6819915 Lilith for daughter Aaron for son

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:26:36 2015 No.6819916 >>6819910 I'm not your buddy, guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:27:17 2015 No.6819919 >>6819916 I'm not your guy, buddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:27:23 2015 No.6819920 D A I N A A I N A

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:27:38 2015 No.6819921 >>6819919 >>6819919 im not your buddy, friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:27:54 2015 No.6819923 >>6819919 You fucked up anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:39:40 2015 No.6819955 >>6819819 is anyone else jealous of modern greeks' naming convention? It's perfectly acceptable to name your son Constantine, Aristotle, or Aletheia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:42:07 2015 No.6819959 >>6819914 I'd never want my child to share their name with a Christian cult figure

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:42:14 2015 No.6819960 >>6819955 Anon are you reeeeeeeeeeeeee-tarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:42:22 2015 No.6819963 >>6819819 Son: Lewy Lew (my last name is Lewis) Daughter: Dippy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:43:16 2015 No.6819967 >>6819963 Your son's gonna be called Lewser

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:44:53 2015 No.6819970 File: 554 KB, 2048x1366, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6819914 >saints >not emperors Fucking christposters and your addiction to mediocrity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:45:47 2015 No.6819971 >>6819955 >>6819960 My friend's name is Athanasios, it's pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:46:23 2015 No.6819973 >>6819971 He may as well be from a fanfic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:46:31 2015 No.6819975 >>6819967 "Lewy Lewser" would be more creative fortunately he'll be 6 feet of nordic chaotic evil by age 12 if he's anything like me and that won't be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:48:13 2015 No.6819979 >>6819975 He's gonna be like his dad: intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humour

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:49:50 2015 No.6819984 >>6819973 Nah, people think its a pretty cool naem we just call him thanos though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:51:20 2015 No.6819990 How the fuck has no one said Lolita yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:56:15 2015 No.6820004 >>6819990 Upvoted my friend ;)

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:11:44 2015 No.6820043

Boys - Nestor, Julius, Ezra, Eli, Anton, Leon, Leopold, Laszlo, Matthias, Augusto/Augustus

Girls - Charlotte, Wren, Ezra (again), Anastasia, Esther, Joyce, Rosa

Crazy - Publius, Aurelian, Zarathustra, Linnaeus, Tiberius, Anaximenes, Diogenes, Heracles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:14:05 2015 No.6820050 Boy: Levi, Gates, Ezekiel, Solomon Girl: Sophia, Indira, Juliette are you guys even thinking

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:16:02 2015 No.6820054

>>6819990
why would anyone want to name their daughter something that relates to child rape?

the idea that "lolita" is actually defined as "a sexually precocious young girl" is so fucked up because it gives validity to the idea that young girls actually seek out sexual attention without there being deep-rooted psychological issues

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:17:00 2015 No.6820057 >>6819819 son: adolf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:19:20 2015 No.6820063 >>6819990 >How the fuck has no one said Lolita yet Her name was Doloreson the dotted line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:35:47 2015 No.6820091 Abraham, Laurentius, Maximilian, Sigmund, Ludwig, Charles, Isaac. I will not have any daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:36:42 2015 No.6820095 >>6819819 Phillip Marlowe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:38:03 2015 No.6820098 >>6819838 It's Björn. ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ or O. It's a male name. It means bear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:41:35 2015 No.6820107 Male: Æthelwulf, Siddhārtha Female: Sól, Luna

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:42:22 2015 No.6820108 Boy: Albert, Aaron, Ivar, Anthony. Girl: Sophia, Isabelle, Jeanne, Anna

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:43:40 2015 No.6820111 Son: Adrian Daughter: Diana

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:50:13 2015 No.6820128 male: Dumbledore female: Dumbledora

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:50:50 2015 No.6820130 John or Jane

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:51:15 2015 No.6820131

>tfw British.
>tfw can buy a Lordship, "Based on a genuine bygone Lord of the Manor title that supports the legal right to use the honorific title Lord or Lady."
>tfw comes with a five mtr plot of land that I can name to use at the end of the title, eg '... of Penswick manor'.

So, 'Lord [insert name] of Penswick Manor' can be used on a passport or drivers license.

I'm half tempted to buy one myself:

"Can I see your drivers license, sir?"
"M'lord"
"What?"
"It's 'Can I see your drivers license, m'lord' "
Pull out license
"Oh, err, I'm sorry, m'lord."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:51:35 2015 No.6820132 male: bob I dont plan on having daughters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:53:47 2015 No.6820137 >>6820107 >Sól, Luna What is with all these fanfiction-tier names? OP, everyone knows many of the best names (that will not warrant bullying) are Hebrew: Noah, Ezra, Eli, Kai

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:55:25 2015 No.6820146 P E P E E P E

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:56:46 2015 No.6820150 >>6820131 I thought this had been debunked, and nobody would take you seriously. An old family friend added "Lord" to their name on Facebook and they were asked by moderators to remove it, lel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:57:04 2015 No.6820151 >>6820137 >Eli Class of 2005?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:59:54 2015 No.6820156 >>6820151 kek >>6820137 >jew name >pls no bully

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:00:20 2015 No.6820157 >>6820151 That is a rare meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:00:41 2015 No.6820158 >>6819819 I'm only having one. Girl would be Annabel, to continue the Poe theme from my name. Boy would be Harry Rupert. He'll be teased, but we'd be the only ones to have a son in either family, so we need to use grandpa names.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:00:55 2015 No.6820160

>>6820137
>everyone knows many of the best names (that will not warrant bullying) are Hebrew: Noah, Ezra, Eli, Kai

>tfw called Noah
>"No, err" used regularly in high-school
>No, err, flood yet then? Still building your boat?
>No, err, pussy yet? You'll be a virgin forever when that flood hits. How's the boat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:05:40 2015 No.6820176 I like slavic names but I'm not slavic, so my only chance is to find a gf from eastern europe anyway female: Galina male: Jaromir

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:07:59 2015 No.6820186

>>6820150
>I thought this had been debunked, and nobody would take you seriously.
'debunked', no a Lord of the Manor title is a real (and legal) thing. Nobody would take you that seriously though, it's more of a novelty. People buy lordships as novelty Christmas presents. What was 'debunked' was the fake Baron and Baroness titles being sold.

>An old family friend added "Lord" to their name on Facebook and they were asked by moderators to remove it, lel.
lol. While at the same time:

"Facebook users who don't fit any of the 58 gender identity options offered by the social media giant are now being given a rather big 59th option: fill in the blank.

'Now, if you do not identify with the pre-populated list of gender identities, you are able to add your own,' said a Facebook announcement.

Facebook software engineer Ari Chivukula, who identifies as transgender and was part of the team that made the free-form option, thinks the change will lead to more widespread acceptance of people who don't identify themselves as a man or woman."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2970681/Facebook-adds-new-gender-option-users-blank.html

>>	Carpocrates Mon Jul 13 13:09:23 2015 No.6820195 >>6820160 Children will find a way to make fun of literally any name. It's how you respond to it that matters. Hate the player, not the name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:11:08 2015 No.6820202 Daughter: Marceline, Lain, Amelia, Belinda, Caitriona Son: Bruce, Stefan, Muir, Eoin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:12:01 2015 No.6820205 Arcadian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:12:48 2015 No.6820208 >>6820195 Make fun of Tim, the worst I ever saw was 'Tim Tam'

>>	Carpocrates Mon Jul 13 13:15:04 2015 No.6820213 >>6820208 Tim, Tim, nice but dim. Tim the quim. I don't know, I'm not a child.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:16:10 2015 No.6820216

>>6820160
You can get bullied for literally anything. I was talking more in terms of respect from both adults and kids. Being a sickly white kid named after a Greek philosopher is probably the most beta thing I can imagine.

>>6820186
Are you implying "I have a mental illness that makes me identify more with the opposite gender" (or on any other point on the perceived "spectrum") is equatable with "I want everyone to treat me as their superior because I purchased a certificate"? Delusions of gender, a rather pointless idea to those that aren't taking it seriously in the first place, don't bother me half as much as someone devaluing a real title that is supposed to carry weight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:22:00 2015 No.6820231 >>6820208 >Make fun of Tim >>6820213 >Tim, Tim, nice but dim. This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC0IJQ_s7No

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:24:21 2015 No.6820238 I've named my son (he's due in about 8 weeks) Thucydides after my favourite Historian. Was either going to have that or a biblical name like Samuel but I wanted him to have a name that had a bit of meaning behind it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:26:08 2015 No.6820242
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>>6820137
>What is with all these fanfiction-tier names?
Norse and Roman Mythology respectively.

>Hebrew: Noah, Ezra, Eli, Kai
Norse, Germanic, Greek & Roman Mythology > Hebrew Mythology.

Bonus: Mithra(s), Jezebel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:26:18 2015 No.6820243 >>6820238 So are you going to call him Thucy as a nickname? That's one hell of a name for a modern person to be carrying around for their entire life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:29:01 2015 No.6820249 File: 171 KB, 600x903, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6819819 I was going to name my comic ZARA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:29:48 2015 No.6820253 >>6819851 >every teacher will initially call her 'frayja' go with freya

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:31:51 2015 No.6820257 My dad was initially going to name me Geronimo, and my brother Captain. No shit. I'm so goddamn glad my mom talked him out of it, don't give your kid a shitty snowflake name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:33:35 2015 No.6820261 >>6820242 Biblical names are quite commonplace, whereas these other names are unusual and would certainly stand out to a fault.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:37:16 2015 No.6820271

>>6820216
>is equatable with "I want everyone to treat me as their superior because I purchased a certificate"?
Nobody is stating superiority. Again, it's a novelty thing in the UK, most commonly given as a Christmas or birthday present. It's like Hunter S. Thompson buying his mail order 'Dr. of Divinity' certificate and calling himself Dr. Thompson. You shouldn't take everything so seriously.

>don't bother me half as much as someone devaluing a real title that is supposed to carry weight
Lordships are trivial land titles and don't carry weight as anyone can become a Lord of the Manor. This is different to the political title held by a member of the House of Lords.

The ones with weight are nobility titles: Dukes, Marquis, Earls, Barons, etc... Official honors and orders: OBE, MBE, Knights and Dames, etc. and Service medals/military decorations and titles. Nobody cares about Lords. Again, relax and stop taking shit so seriously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:37:22 2015 No.6820273 >>6819907 Underated post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:41:41 2015 No.6820289 >>6820151 >Eli I told you I would destroy you Eli! I am the third revelation!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:42:13 2015 No.6820290 >>6820050 >Indira >naming your daughter after a genocidal socialist bitch >>6820243 he can call him diddy, like the kong >>6820257 /thread Boys: Apetnak, Ashot, Hovhannes Girls: Astghik, Haykush

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:49:19 2015 No.6820302

>>6820261
You're right. I suppose it boils down to preference. But Æthelwulf, Siddhārtha, Sól & Luna aren't obscure or difficult to pronounce, they're just not commonplace like biblical names and will certainly stand out like you mentioned, but that is exactly what I'd want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:50:00 2015 No.6820306 Emmett or Dean for boys Holly or Hazel for girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:50:53 2015 No.6820310 I'm thinking of naming my son Artaxerxes after the persian king; my girlfriend seems to like it, but I'd like a third opinion. Thoughts /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:55:44 2015 No.6820321 >>6820310 How about you fucking don't

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:59:28 2015 No.6820328 Virgil

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:00:09 2015 No.6820329 One of my friends is named Zebulon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:05:01 2015 No.6820348 Fucking breeders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:06:42 2015 No.6820353 >>6820321 Why not? My other idea was Anixagoras after the philosopher. Is that better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:07:59 2015 No.6820354 >>6820353 turbofag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:08:51 2015 No.6820356 >>6819819 Is Ariana-posting a thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:10:05 2015 No.6820359 >>6820356 if only

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:10:54 2015 No.6820362 Caesar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:13:16 2015 No.6820369 >>6819901 but faust is book, idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:13:51 2015 No.6820371 >>6820362 So I take it that you've been enjoying the sweet monkey lovin' with a chimpanzee? You dom or sub?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:14:09 2015 No.6820372 I am glad most of you manchildren won't manage to procreate >giving your child a permanent fixture from a fleeting literary obsession

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:18:53 2015 No.6820384 >>6819823 What's /lit/ got to do with literature?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:19:14 2015 No.6820385 Jorah the Andal for son Deanarys Targaryan for daughter

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:21:57 2015 No.6820396

>>6820372
Agreed. Any kid that's named after a character is going to become alienated as hell from their parents once they learn who they were named after. They'll probably think that there's some expectation to live up to the character, which could fuck them up psychologically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:25:59 2015 No.6820407 >>6819819 >son I'd name him after myself, since I'm named after my father. 3 generations of the same name would be pretty cool. >daughter Sophie, Rosa, Virginia...I don't really have a strong preference. Would probably leave it up to the mother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:27:16 2015 No.6820412 almost all names come from fiction and literature, retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:32:08 2015 No.6820435 >>6819955 Just read the Iliad. Greeks have the coolest names.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:45:53 2015 No.6820482 Ragnarr

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:46:11 2015 No.6820483 >>6820407 >Dad, why is my name so weird? >4chan, son. 4chan...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:50:02 2015 No.6820496 Boy: Linden, Maynard, Eugene Girl: Georgia, Gertrude, Josephine

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:56:30 2015 No.6820512 Antonio Elio [my Last Name]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:58:36 2015 No.6820518 Siobhan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:01:15 2015 No.6820526 Justinian Why all the old Norse names ITT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:08:06 2015 No.6820538 >>6820526 Recent influx of stormfaggots, regular faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:09:28 2015 No.6820544 I'm thinking of NegroBonzibo just to piss the sjws off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:09:50 2015 No.6820545 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xblh12XgQ4o

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:11:15 2015 No.6820549 Boy: Karl Girl: Rosa

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:13:47 2015 No.6820557 >>6819914 my whole name is formed out of great Christian figures -- so are everyone of my siblings'. not emperors. and frankly not even that cool of figures. I would've loved a Lilith or Elisha in the family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:17:52 2015 No.6820572 >>6820549 [Marxism intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:20:53 2015 No.6820580 nemo, armand, yan, marko, yusif erin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:32:46 2015 No.6820626 Boy: Charles, Ezekiel "Zeke", Luther, Dunbar Girl: Annabel, Bonnie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:40:10 2015 No.6820661 >>6819846 inb4 anon never has kinds or has a slut daughter who changes her name once she rebells at 18.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:41:32 2015 No.6820664 >>6819819 That's a boy's name surely?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:45:18 2015 No.6820681 This is clearly just an elaborate ruse OP is using get names for his characters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:46:32 2015 No.6820690 Innogen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:53:19 2015 No.6820730 Donkey Shot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:55:11 2015 No.6820741 I genuinely would like to name my son Kafka but I doubt I'll find a woman who will go for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:56:53 2015 No.6820750 >>6819846 I know a girl named Dante. Huge tomboy. I wonder if there's a connection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:57:56 2015 No.6820761 >>6820741 Reproducing with you or giving her kid a surname for a first name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:58:07 2015 No.6820764 For a girl, Millicent, Peregrine, Beatrice. For a boy, Henry, Peter, William.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:59:40 2015 No.6820771 >>6820741 Jesus Christ. I remember my Literature teacher saying she wished to name a son (if she had one) Tennyson. Never do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:04:35 2015 No.6820792 Son: Julius/Julian, Maximilian, Hector, Alexander, Luther, Abraham, Albert, Henry, Anderson, Chandler Daughter: Sophia, Lilith, Charlotte, Clementine, Marcelline, Isabelle, Anabelle, Katerina

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:16:49 2015 No.6820844 >>6819970 >Iceberg this tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:20:40 2015 No.6820856 >>6819838 Björn is my "middle" name but I really like it, because of the connotations and because it is a family name .Should I start introducing myself as Björn instead or will that confuse people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:22:47 2015 No.6820862 >>6820856 Introduce them to your first name. Sign signatures, and sign offs your full name.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:23:58 2015 No.6820867 >>6819819 I think that, if a son, Leonardo. If a daughter, Elizabeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:24:44 2015 No.6820870 >>6820158 you should name your daughter Ligeia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:27:16 2015 No.6820884 >>6820870 >naming your child after a pokemon ishygddt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:32:09 2015 No.6820902 Son: John Green Daughter: Jen Green

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:40:38 2015 No.6820935 Ever since the FIFA in Africa, I've wanted to name a daughter Vuvuzela. Lit names I've always given to my pets. Turtles named Edgar and Jackie Collins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:43:17 2015 No.6820951 Alessander or Sophie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:51:06 2015 No.6820983 Constantine II Me being Constantine I obviously. Hopefully I can start a linage of cool family names.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:02:05 2015 No.6821017 Son: Loki Daughter: Freya, Herja (Freya might not work because it's a friend's name)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:07:24 2015 No.6821043 Dubs and I name my firstborn Dindu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:19:53 2015 No.6821089 >>6819819 Brad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:20:44 2015 No.6821091 ralph, its a good strong name, embodys some archaic england thats long lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:11:31 2015 No.6821235 >>6821017 Kill urself my man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:22:56 2015 No.6821274 Julius obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:26:11 2015 No.6821287 Émile, male I'm not french

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:31:34 2015 No.6821318 >>6820867 Just be sure people shorten it to the immensely masculine Leo instead of Leonard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:32:34 2015 No.6821323 >>6820050 OYY VEY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:40:33 2015 No.6821353 >>6819819 Tyrone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:46:22 2015 No.6821369 Boy: Ando Girl: Annie May

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:48:28 2015 No.6821374 File: 61 KB, 640x480, 1764799-andross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6821369 >Boy: Andross

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:49:53 2015 No.6821378 My wife won't let me do it with any potential kids but I recently bought two dogs and named them Tristram and Trismegistus. I'm waiting to see if this impacts their success in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:51:47 2015 No.6821383 >>6819819 Gavin My high school English teacher named her son that, thought it was pretty cool. Lance is cool too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:52:30 2015 No.6821388 File: 459 KB, 500x579, 1412054565750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I want to name my daughters after my ex-gfs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:54:54 2015 No.6821397 >>6821388 >tfw I want to name my daughters after students I had affairs with as a TA (while married)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:55:23 2015 No.6821401 Adelaide

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:56:32 2015 No.6821405 >>6821401 youre a gay cunt t. an australian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:58:00 2015 No.6821410 >>6819819 Pretentious faggot. Because what else do you call someone when they grow to be a pretentious faggot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:58:52 2015 No.6821418 >>6821405 and towns are named after people

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:03:40 2015 No.6821441 >>6821418 No, towns are named after places in England :^)

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:07:53 2015 No.6821461

>>6820306
5 star male names. Sounds like classic Southern American boarding/prep school.

Male: Atticus, Robert, and Roscoe are family names that I'd like to see continued, but I don't feel very strongly about it. I think Atty and Rob work but don't like Ross at all. I think Hektor/Hector is a great name, and the Iliad has been one of the most important things in my life, but you know. Historical names are iffy.

Female: Catherine, Elizabeth, and Hildegard are familial, but again not too driven to them. I really like Daria, Evelyn, and Dalia.

If I ever get a dog, it's name is Yorrick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:11:27 2015 No.6821477 My children don't just serve as a dumping ground for references to my retarded interests and hobbies, I'd name them something fucking normal and give the kids that will inevitably pick on them at school less fodder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:14:22 2015 No.6821496 >>6820741 Why the fuck would you name your child after the last name of a famous author? "Hey, what's up, my name is Shakespeare Wilson but you can just call me Shake,"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:17:31 2015 No.6821514 File: 191 KB, 263x329, sam2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6820205

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:20:39 2015 No.6821531 So you all want your children to be mercilessly bullied?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:20:58 2015 No.6821535 >>6820741 You are retarded. Be more subtle, like give them a last name starting with K (a real name though). That way they'll have K. in their name

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:32:19 2015 No.6821912 Antigone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:41:59 2015 No.6821939 Naming my daughter Khaleesi so that she knows I'm a raging faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:50:10 2015 No.6821961 Alexander or David for son

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:06:56 2015 No.6822027 >>6819901 >Faust you mean /mlp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:14:31 2015 No.6822058 Ophelia, Sofia. Hector, Magnus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:16:32 2015 No.6822063 >>6819819 [ˈɡJl.ɡə.mɛʃ] [nǐːkɛː]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:16:52 2015 No.6822066 Top two daughters: Cosette Sophia Top two Sons: Isaac Calvin If I'm ever blessed with a wife who wants kids and is happy with one of those names, I'll probably be pretty happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:18:25 2015 No.6822072 Boy: Vladimir Girl: Vivian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:18:42 2015 No.6822073 >>6819819 >implying any of you autists will do sex on a woman let alone reproduce

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:19:21 2015 No.6822076 File: 36 KB, 471x350, Penn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822066

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:19:35 2015 No.6822077 >>6822073 What is adoption

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:21:12 2015 No.6822082 You realize they don't just give children away, right? If you're a single man with no real good reason to adopt, they're not going to give you a kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:31:58 2015 No.6822129 >>6822072 why not just V.?

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:32:23 2015 No.6822131

>>6822082
It depends on what country you're talking about. You could probably move to a third world country and get away with all sorts of shady shit so long as you had enough money, stayed there, and they didn't have extradition agreements with wherever you came from originally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:50:27 2015 No.6822204 Boy: Lucan Girl: Leonora I don't know if I'll have kids but I think these are pretty cool names. They are different and interesting without sounding weird (at least at my country).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:51:46 2015 No.6822209 Sons Lexander Allister/or Lovrun Daughters Zelda Asha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:00:50 2015 No.6822263 John

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:02:33 2015 No.6822270 you guys like some stupid-ass names.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:04:29 2015 No.6822278 >>6819819 Justin Vernon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:05:32 2015 No.6822282 >>6822129 it was a joke on an anagrammatic character in Lolita, but I do like the name Vi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:05:37 2015 No.6822284 >>6820050 tips menorah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:20:31 2015 No.6822364 File: 33 KB, 300x414, 1430264599204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ctrl+F Oedipa >0 results You have disappointed me, /lit/.

>>	The cats Mon Jul 13 22:21:21 2015 No.6822369 >>6822364 Prairie is QTer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:23:27 2015 No.6822382 >>6819819 Dilbo Faggins

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:23:58 2015 No.6822384 >>6822364 what does it even mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:29:46 2015 No.6822408 >>6820043 patrician taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:35:07 2015 No.6822437 >>6822278 >mfw i see him later this week

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:35:53 2015 No.6822442 >>6822364 >it's a boy! Mike Fallopian [my last name] >it's a girl! Oedipa Maas [my last name]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:36:02 2015 No.6822445 Asenath for a girl Armitage for a boy.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:38:57 2015 No.6822468

>>6820091
>Sigmund
I've decided if I have twin boys they'd be Sigmund Freud [surname] and Carl Jung [surname]. I guess if I had a daughter as well I could name her Hermine after the character in Steppenwolf, as Hesse was quite fond of those two psychiatrists

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:40:26 2015 No.6822480 >>6822384 It's a feminine version of Oedipus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:41:13 2015 No.6822487 If I have a daughter first I'd name her Sophia, then roll for a son next to be named Joshua or something. Then force my daughter to name her first born son "Ialdabaoth"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:45:07 2015 No.6822505 >all these people thinking that naming a kid is the same as naming an MMO character

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:49:03 2015 No.6822529 Son: Nathanael Daughter: Lydia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:49:13 2015 No.6822531 Son: Octavian Daughter: Persephone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:50:14 2015 No.6822539 >>6822505 Isn't though? I was named after the character Brandon Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210, which was not art. If I name my own children after literary characters, they'd be destined to surpass the patricianhood of their own father

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:55:27 2015 No.6822565 >>6820396 I think people are more resilient than that but it could become a single problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:57:05 2015 No.6822571 >>6822539 No, they'd grow to resent you for being such a faggot because you named them fucking Raskolnikov even though you're of mixed Irish-German descent and you live in Alabama.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:57:59 2015 No.6822580 Tom Cruise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:59:10 2015 No.6822583 Ruggles. What do you think

>>	Carpocrates !!U54hziLbHNQ Mon Jul 13 22:59:33 2015 No.6822584 Everyone in my family is named after other people in my family, ageing or dead. Maybe I'm just too autistic for the joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:00:48 2015 No.6822590 >tfw name is Red >everyone says it's the coolest name ever will be naming my kids after the rainbow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:00:53 2015 No.6822591 Dmitri, Ivan and Alexei

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:01:14 2015 No.6822594 Yossarian

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:02:22 2015 No.6822602 >>6822591 You'll have to rape some passed out drunk skank to complete the picture

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:28:19 2015 No.6822724 >>6822590 Maybe it's because your Irish Boy: Ulysses There will be no girl

Xenos Tue Jul 14 00:02:31 2015 No.6822861
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Something Greek without Americanizing it. My screenname 'Xenos' is based on a relative's original Greek name which is also the name of a saint.

Always did like Athena, but that is pretty common in America. Zoe (life) too.

Evangelios (gospel) is tempting, epsecially as a former /a/ weeb. Had a sunday school teacher with the female version of the name, Evangelia.

Leonidas was the name of a beloved friend of the family I called just Leo as a kid. Plus my grandma who he was good friends with always told me about the 300 Spartans (even if it was my other grandpa whose family was from Sparta). It's not just Leonard and Leonardo. Though I am a DaVinci fan too, Leonidas is less known or used.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 00:11:05 2015 No.6822894 File: 6 KB, 253x119, Clipboard20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6820137 Sol and Luna are common names...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 00:20:27 2015 No.6822940 Moot

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Tue Jul 14 00:28:28 2015 No.6822978 File: 244 KB, 968x1280, Arcade sweeties.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6820205 Arkady is a great girls name.

Xenos Tue Jul 14 00:36:12 2015 No.6823004
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>>6821939
Ah. My sides.
>>6822058
> Opehlia
I would hate to burden child with that.. history.
>Sophia
Got too many relatives already named it.

>>6822209
> Zelda
mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 00:38:07 2015 No.6823012 >>6819819 i am going to name my daughter hippolyta.

>>	Xenos Tue Jul 14 00:38:44 2015 No.6823014 >>6820205 >>6822978 Someone in my family of my grandparents generation were named Arkady. Forget the English name he took. I know Achilles was nicknamed to Killy like the Irish Killian.

>>	Xenos Tue Jul 14 00:40:33 2015 No.6823022 >>6823012 I hope she is a sculptor and names her daughter Diana (who she has in vitro and raises as a single mom in an a women's commune).

>>	Xenos Tue Jul 14 00:44:50 2015 No.6823038 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, Go Set A Watchmen movie took a turn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6821461 > Atticus Uh.. I may have some bad news for you, anon.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Tue Jul 14 00:48:41 2015 No.6823047 >>6823012 In my Hesiod, when he's naming the Nereids, he calls two of them "rose armed" Eunike and Hipponoe. I just imagined these two redheads hanging out together on some cay. Nicknamed Niké and Noé

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 00:57:01 2015 No.6823069 File: 32 KB, 400x267, hold-right-there-2751242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this fucking thread I seriously hope none of you retarded faggots find a woman to procreate with

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Tue Jul 14 01:22:15 2015 No.6823170 >>6823069 >What's this? Not boring and overused names? >You better all be sterile, or help me god...

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 01:53:15 2015 No.6823300

>>6823069
>>6823170
my kid should be born sometime in september

originally, if it was a boy, we were to name him Donatien but she wanted Raphael instead

if a girl, we're to name her Fyerryl

neither of us know the sex yet, except for a close friend who's gonna throw us a party this weekend and we're going to find out by cutting a cake (red velvet for girl/chocolate for boy)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 01:53:37 2015 No.6823302 Isadora Alice Elisabeth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 01:54:25 2015 No.6823307 >>6823300 this is nauseating

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 01:56:30 2015 No.6823312 >>6823307 forgive me for having friends and a wife, we can't all be reclusive NEETs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 01:58:07 2015 No.6823320 >>6823312 it's not that. my child will be born in october. it's just the way you've posted about it and the whole baby shower thing and the names and the yuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 01:58:22 2015 No.6823323 File: 12 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6823300 >raphel >donatien >fyerryl master b8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 01:59:31 2015 No.6823326 Girl: Sophia, Alicia, or Amelia Boy: Linus or Paul

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:03:04 2015 No.6823340

>>6823320
yeah, tbh i'd rather just be surprised at its birth but she read about it in some magazine and well...

>>6823323
donatien is my favorite writer (marquis de sade) and coincidentally also her great grandfather's name

fyerryl is the goddess of fire and guardian of the north

raphael has some significance to her but i like to think it's the ninja turtle

>>6823326
>amelia
you're girl names are awesome, would set up playdate with

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:03:48 2015 No.6823345 Simon Daphne >implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:04:46 2015 No.6823350 >>6819819 Are you just tryingn to make sure she doesn't get fucked by naming her something like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:08:58 2015 No.6823369 >>6823326 linus and paul will almost guarantee your son gets bullied

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:11:59 2015 No.6823382 >>6823369 Why

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:12:10 2015 No.6823383

>>6823369
in public school perhaps but at my school people were bullied on who they were not trivial b/s like names

i went to school with this guy named crixus (yup) and he wasn't bullied. my bullying started only after i sharted in class, luckily it only lasted about a semester

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:14:08 2015 No.6823396 Jimmy "The Iron Fists" Burns

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:14:11 2015 No.6823398 >>6823383 >sharted in class Story?

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:20:59 2015 No.6823425

>>6823398
nothing too bad

>feel stomach bubbling
>look at clock 11:30 (or w.e. time it was but close to end of class)
>i can hold it
>five minutes go by
>cannot hold it
>raise hand 'may i use the restroom'
>prof 'nope'
>five more min, like ten min left or so
>maybe i'll relieve some pressure by squeezing out a silent one
>not silent
>starts of squeaky before a series of loud bubbly pops
>so obvious it was wet
>prof excuses me to use the restroom
>throw away briefs in restroom
>some asshole, whom i won't expose (Joseph Bergamaschi) grabs my shitty briefs and runs down corridor showing everyone that i shit myself
>taunting ensued

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:22:59 2015 No.6823429 >>6823425 >>some asshole, whom i won't expose (Joseph Bergamaschi) grabs my shitty briefs and runs down corridor showing everyone that i shit myself Kek why would someone do this I like your story anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:30:35 2015 No.6823452 >>6823429 thanks for enjoying my pain, anon lol but i will forever remember that asshole's name

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:40:08 2015 No.6823478 >>6819819 If its male: Wernström Amadeus or Bartholomew If the child is female: Joyce Dolores or Alice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:43:08 2015 No.6823486 >>6823383 Its really more about the vibe you put off My name is Yeshua but it was only till I started spreading views of worldly peace and growing my hair out that I received any bulling in high school

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 03:09:22 2015 No.6823563 File: 280 KB, 500x1000, 1432566601502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6819916 >>6819919

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:04:02 2015 No.6823721 >>6819819 thus spoke a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:17:53 2015 No.6823761 Pretenia, Dadireedsbükz, Beetmiyup, Styupidnámé

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:23:44 2015 No.6823775 >>6819819 Boy: Charles, John, Frederick Girl: Hadn't even considered it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:26:52 2015 No.6823785 Vignette, or Novella.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:45:49 2015 No.6823829 >>6823775 Charles is a great name, but I've always disliked that people could call him "Chuck" or "Charlie"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:46:42 2015 No.6823831 File: 10 KB, 195x259, Emir Temir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Temir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:48:24 2015 No.6823832 don't name your child Zarathustra you fucking embarrassing pretentious cunt. I'd hate my parents if they had

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:50:08 2015 No.6823839 Assurbanipal Hannibal Trajan Perun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:58:33 2015 No.6823863 >>6823829 Nicknames only bother me when people use them as if it were their real name or when they have one as their legal name. There's a trend in Britain right now of people naming their children things like Alfie and Freddie, it's horrific

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:59:11 2015 No.6823864 this is teh whitest thread on the board!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 05:17:56 2015 No.6823900 >>6823831 who's this semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 05:20:23 2015 No.6823905 Boy: Jamel Girl: Shaniqua

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 05:38:54 2015 No.6823931 >>6820661 >>6820750 But that's a boys' name, guys. Why are you raving about daughters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 05:42:33 2015 No.6823935 >>6819819 I'd love to have twin girls and name them Amelia and Cecilia. :3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 06:09:15 2015 No.6823967 File: 38 KB, 500x390, tumblr_lt9ooa1Jjr1qfpjv8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alexander and Diogenes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 06:11:25 2015 No.6823970 File: 170 KB, 720x720, WiganCowboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orwell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 06:26:30 2015 No.6823996 >>6820054 You weren't interested in sex at a young age? You don't think much of Freud either, huh? >>6820137 Ok names. Noah an Kai and Eli aren't so great though tbh. I prefer Ari, Ira, Joel, Anders, Hagbard. For girl, Esra, Samira, Ester.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 06:29:51 2015 No.6824005 >>6820741 Middle name my main man, middle name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 06:32:37 2015 No.6824012 Alkibiades. The best name yet I doubt my child would do as many things as the original.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 06:45:14 2015 No.6824033 >>6819819 For a son Alfred, for Alfred the Great of England. Only because you can't name a child Tiberius Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, Tyr, or Diogenes. For a daughter maybe Elizabeth or Freya.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 06:52:44 2015 No.6824045 Already have kids Boy- Noah Girl- Sophie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 06:53:23 2015 No.6824046 Augustus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:11:10 2015 No.6824069 File: 20 KB, 288x450, 1323428670170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wanting your kids to get bullied

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:14:28 2015 No.6824074 I feel bad for 99% of your future unborn kids Charles and Joan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:16:21 2015 No.6824078 >>6820043 >Ezra Shlomo detected Daughter: Karen, Ida Son: Erik, Karl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:27:46 2015 No.6824090 >>6824074 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:35:09 2015 No.6824101 Girls: Andromeda, Dolby or Grandma Boys: Nivek, Hippokrates or Puerto

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 09:56:28 2015 No.6824422 >>6819819 Cirilla

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Tue Jul 14 09:58:13 2015 No.6824426 >>6823300 Nice. (Captcha was cakes)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 10:13:45 2015 No.6824471 ITT kids who will be bullied during all their infancy

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 10:27:40 2015 No.6824505

>>6821378
>bought two dogs and named them Tristram and Trismegistus
That's fucking retarded. Dogs need short, simple and easy-to-call names that they will learn to recognize soon. Besides the fact the other name at least is way too long and complex for a dog, it's really stupid how similar the names are. No one will bother to shout "Trismegistus" every day, you're going to come up with a shortened version for practical reasons. And since both of the names start very similarly, your dogs will probably confuse them and have problems learning which is which.

>I'm waiting to see if this impacts their success in life
You fucking doomed them m8, their identity crisis is already taking place. Eventually they'll kill you and go separate ways to make a life for themselves instead of being Tris & Tris the two-dog-duo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 10:29:23 2015 No.6824513 >>6819907 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 10:37:47 2015 No.6824536 >>6823425 I would commit suicide to be honest Respect for not? I guess?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 13:20:06 2015 No.6825107 >>6819920 Diana is cooler.

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 14:06:40 2015 No.6825355

For a girl, I thought Selene/Selena. Lena/Leni as nicknames seem cute. I like the moon, and I speak greek so it wouldn't seem pretentious.
Salome or Lou are up there, too. After Lou Andreas-Salome.

For a boy, Michael (pronounced Mi-cha-el, not Mike-El), after the arch-angel.
Or Hagen. Not necessarily after Wagner's character and the Nibelungenlied. I don't want to be Alberich. But I like the sound of it.

I am german (and unlikely to ever name a child), what do you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 14:10:45 2015 No.6825370 >>6819819 Embla for a girl. Not sure about a boy, maybe Constantine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 14:25:15 2015 No.6825452 >>6819819 I'd name him or her Blue Danube.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:14:51 2015 No.6825704 >>6819819 ludwig

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:29:15 2015 No.6825754 David Daniel Ian Robert Gabriel Vladimir Adam Alan Anna Livia Eva Ada Heather Elisa I like these

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:36:04 2015 No.6825781 I know my next dog is going to be called Fyodor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:39:17 2015 No.6825797 Eirik, Stein, Knut, Engebret, Einar, Syver Elisiv, Gunnhild, Hildegunn, Alfiva, Liv, Siv

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 17:20:21 2015 No.6826141 >>6820043 >Nestor >Nestor Molester Horrible choice. Julius I like, though it sounds a little anachronistic.

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