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Are you looking forward to Felicia Day's book?

Here's a sample chapter http://pastebin.com/6N3vHrqb

>> No.6813590

>Lol so randum xD: The book
>--written by a girl edition
I can't wait

>> No.6813614

>be >40yo woman
>act like a quirky teenage girl

truly living in bad faith

>> No.6813630

Had to post this on /tv/ didn't ya

>> No.6813640

>>6813614
not that old yet, but why so spooked?

>> No.6813655

>>6813640

we're all spooked by spooks friend.

>> No.6813657

>>6813563
I couldn't make it past the first paragraph. Really terrible stuff Opie.

>> No.6813676
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>>6813640
>>6813655

>> No.6813728

>I'm very grateful for the weird niche I've created in life. Some people know me on/yfrom my Twitter feed. That's fine too, because I, objectively, give VERY good tweet.

>> No.6813741

>>6813728
lewd

>> No.6813814

>>6813630
It's a big board

>> No.6813838

>>6813563
I want to suck on Felicia Day's pussy like a starving African child sucks a melon rind freshly discarded by a man in a seersucker suit.

>> No.6813845

>be almost-attractive woman
>find a niche desperate enough that you can still use your meager sex appeal to become popular

>> No.6814366

>>6813563
She's not aging that well.

>> No.6814376

>>6814366
wasn't that good to start with but she's still super cute in a "wow, i'm a loser too!" sort of way

>> No.6814411

That excerpt was literally autistic

>> No.6815071

>>6814411
I think that was the point

>> No.6815080
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>>6813838

top kek

>> No.6815151

>>6813814
For you

>> No.6815255

>>6813563
>HOLY CRAP, you are currently about to read an excerpt of my memoir?!!?

Tab closed.

>> No.6815290

>>6815255
Le quirky

>> No.6815327

>>6813563
>One of the Hot Topic chicks piped up. "She's does tons of internet stuff!" "And TV!" One of them leaned in slightly too close. "I love you on Supernatural." She smelled like cherry ChapStick. I liked it.
Sounds like the intro to some slash fiction. Felicia Day/fan shipping. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

>> No.6815356

>As we took the photos, the saleswoman texted on her phone, then called over. "Hey, I just texted my son, and he's never heard about you. And he's online all the time." "It's a big internet ..." "He's on there a LOT." "Uh, I'm sorry?"

>One of the Hot Topics started going Team Felicia on her. "He's probably one of those online trolls who hate on women."

This isn't how people interact, Felicia.

>> No.6815480

>>6815356
Sounds like you're one of those online trolls that hates women

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>>6815327
>>6815356
>this is published and your postmodern magnum opus never will be

Farewell, my friends

>> No.6815732

I want to lick her nose

>> No.6815742

Why the fuck is this being posted here? Did reddit have another [le]ltdown

>> No.6815855

>>6813563
>http://pastebin.com/6N3vHrqb
>But I'd never been inside one before, and I'd already spent twenty minutes outside like a creepster, watching actual legitimate customers (mostly toddlers) go inside and, like modern-day demigods, craft the companion of their dreams.

Do you think she means 'demiurges' here?

>> No.6815861

>>6815855
Somehow I doubt she's ever even seen or heard that word before. Demigods is more likely based on muh high school greek mythology.

>> No.6815864

>>6815855
>But I'd never been inside one before, and I'd already spent twenty minutes outside like a creepster, watching actual legitimate customers (mostly toddlers) go inside and, like modern-day demigods, craft the companion of their dreams.

Sounds a bit like my sexlife.

>> No.6815871

>>6815861
She's also read over 800 YA fantasy and romance novels

https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/666892-felicia

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>>6815871
>compare books
>nothing in common but the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, which i read in grade six

>> No.6815916

I want to lick her feet and kiss them while slowly moving towards her nether regions where I would sensuality lick her and make her orgasm multiple times that night. After that I would slowly insert my penis into her asshole and sodomize her roughly. I would cum inside of her and after that she would lay on my chest and I would explain to her why she can't write and that she hadn't read a single worthwhile novel in 10 years.

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>>6815903
>yfw

>> No.6815930

>>6815916
whoa there nelly

>> No.6815931

idk who that is but i'd let her blow me

anyone else here love blowjobs

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>>6815931
>>6815916
>>6815732
>>6813838

>> No.6815938

>>6815916
>and after that she would lay on my chest
After that she'd fart out smacking cum-bubbles, anal sex isn't nearly as graceful as porn depicts it.

>> No.6815942

>>6813563
I wonder if she has low-contrast nipples

>> No.6815950

>>6813563
Those books look to be about 20 pages thick. How about you don't write memoirs when you're still in your 30s?

>> No.6815956

>>6815950
>advance readers excerpt
>excerpt

>> No.6815957

>>6815950
>on /lit/
>can't read

>> No.6815961

>>6815938
It's clearly shotposting sexual fantasies. No need to rationalize it.

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>>6813563
No. I generally do not read women's books.

>> No.6815964

>>6815956
>>6815957
he still has a point. There are very few people who have led interesting enough lives that could write a memoir in their 30s

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>>6815956
>>6815957
>reading nonfiction
Not even the titles m8s

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6816000

>all that erotice
Her bagina must be sore 24/7

>> No.6816009

>>6813563
>Felicia Day will never give you a handjob outside of a con
>You will never constantly look over your shoulder to make sure nobody is watching, because the shame of bekng caught getting jerked by an ugly chick like her would ruin you

>> No.6816021

>>6815956
That raises another question. Why would they waste the money on printing an excerpt though? That seems really dumb. This isn't the kind of thing people would be reading for the prose.

>> No.6816025

>>6816021
>hey I read through an excerpt of Felicia Day's memoirs at Comic Con, it was super fun we should buy it when it comes out

>> No.6816027

>>6816000
>genres:
>vaginal

What the fuck is this even? Goodreads is fucking retarded.

>> No.6816110

>>6813563
I watched her fumble through a game of magic with day9. I don't believe her book will interest me at all

>> No.6816183

>>6816027
I think Vaginal means feminist erotic.

>> No.6816267

>>6816000
>vaginal-urban-fantasy (195)

holy shit

>> No.6816275

DUDE GEEKS LMAO

>> No.6816397

>>6816027
>>6816183
>>6816267
She has a podcast called vaginal fantasy, which is literally cheap scifi/fantassy marketed towards people with vaginas.

>> No.6816445

What the fuck has she done exactly that warrants writing a memoir?

>> No.6816453

>>6816445
She's got people to pay attention to her.

>> No.6816461
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6816461

Why the fuck are all these people who have basically paved their way to some modicum of celebrity thanks to their involvement of mindless shit online, why does that warrant them to write a memoir?! What are you writing about!? What depths, what truths could you possibly unveil?


Take Julian Assange for example, theres someone who warrants a memoir to be released, at least at the very most is fairly interesting. But youtube stars? What do they have to say that we ourselves can't find online? Fools, just.. fools

>> No.6816591

>>6816461
Felicia was just at the center of international headlines, too.

I'm sure more people know/care about her than Julian "oh my God you guys are never going to believe this, the government is fucking evil" Assange.

>> No.6816597

>>6816445
Tumblr

>> No.6816633

>>6816591
neo-teen everybody

>> No.6816759

>>6813563
That opening with the ellipses is almost greentext.

>> No.6816871

>>6816461
That's a very cute opinion to radiate but we all know the reason these books exist is because they can exist on the capitlalist market, i.e famous people can always sell stuff because their respective fans will buy it.

There's no reason to play the naive guy.

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6816887

>nerd culture won't die in your lifetime

>> No.6816919

>>6813614
You don't know what bad faith means, do you?

>> No.6816923

>>6813563
I'm looking forward to lining my trash can with it

>> No.6816926

>>6813563
stunningly bad. impressively awful

>> No.6817209

>>6816461
fucking tipped

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>> No.6817559

>>6816923
You're going to buy it just for that?

>> No.6817582

>>6816871
The problem is she's not even fucking famous. I've never heard of her until I saw this thread and I'm sure most people who don't follow her on twitter are like "who?"

When actual celebrities or public figures get shitty cash-grab books published that's disgusting but at least you actually know who they are. These days random nobodies who have the most tenuous pseudo-celebrity status can get away with shit like that, and it's just ridiculous that society lets them.

>> No.6817590

>>6815855
I noticed a few misused words. She clearly broke out the thesaurus for this, with the usual awkward results.

The writing in general makes me want to vomit.

>> No.6817596

>>6817582
she had bit parts in shows that are popular with "nerds" she also did voice acting and is now claiming to part of technology or some shit?

>> No.6817641

>>6817582
She actually describes it quite fairly when she says she's very famous within a certain small niche (the kind of "geek culture" that shamelessly refers to itself as such) but outside that niche nobody knows who she is.

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6817667

>tfw you realize Felicia Day is the reincarnation of Emily Dickinson
>tfw you realize Emily Dickinson was the 19th century equivalent of a shitposting NEET tumblrite

>> No.6817683

>>6817667
Emily Dickinson was already a NEET shut-in so it's not a huge leap.

>> No.6817771

>>6817667
I would rather fuck Dickinson.

>> No.6817959

>>6817771
Imagine how hairy she was though

>> No.6818036

I think she is adorable
Watching her lets plays, though; she is decidably average at most video games

>> No.6818171

>>6816591
b8

>> No.6818184

>>6813563
>Are you looking forward to: "insert woman's name" book?

Stopped reading right there.

>> No.6818192

>>6813563
Book? Those look like pamphlets at best.

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>>6815936
Could she be more mad?

>> No.6818350

>>6818192
What do you think the word "excerpt" means fuckface?

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>> No.6819944

>>6818036
>average
She couldn't figure out how to hold an N64 controller or spin dash in Sonic

>> No.6820023

>>6818036
this comment was better when I misread 'decidedly' as 'despicably'

>> No.6820999

>>6813676
I'm new to /lit/, somebody explain the "spooks" meme to me because I see someone using the word in a post in almost every thread

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>>6820999
lurkmore

>> No.6821024

>>6820999
Start with the sticky.

>> No.6823081

>>6817771
There's definitely a resemblance going

>> No.6823089

>>6820999
Read The Ego and His Own by Max Stirner.

>> No.6823128

>>6816000
>highland-hunkfantasy has been clicked
A fellow reader I presume?

>> No.6823182

pls stop camel posting

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>>6816461
>julian assange

it's been done, m8

>> No.6823217

>>6823215
>unauthorized
>autobiography

u wot m8

>> No.6823246

>>6823217
he'd originally signed off on it but after it was done he said 'nah, fuggit, i don't wanna publish it.' the problem being he'd already signed the contract and spent the money so the publisher went ahead with it