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How do I woo a Jewish girl?

>inb4 shekels

>> No.6808911

bags and bagels

>> No.6808912

>>6808905
>inb4 shekels


How are we suppose to have a shitty meme thread if you ruin the obvious jokes?

>> No.6808926

This thread is not related to literature in any way.

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>>6808926

>> No.6808945

This is an economics board. pls leave

>> No.6808946

>>6808912

Correction: bags of shekels

Also playing LARP and being a social retard sort of worked out for me back when I was 15. True story.

>> No.6808948

can I get Ashkenazi puss if I'm uncircumcised

>> No.6808949

>>6808926
>being this new

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>>6808905
Get out shill

This is a pro/pol/ board

>> No.6808957

Same way you'd woo any other woman, looks, intelligence, moula, humour, dominance, wit, social status, assertiveness, etc.

>> No.6808964

>>6808948
this, tbh

>> No.6808966

>>6808957
Jewish women are gold digging shrews

>> No.6808973

>>6808948
Nope. Better get your dick skin trimmed.

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6808975

Just get an Italian gf. They're similar, except one is catholic.

>> No.6808986

>>6808973
Not worth it tbh

>> No.6808998

>>6808975
No fun

>> No.6809053

Learn to argue with one

>> No.6809109

>>6808966
Jewish women all have jobs, it's their parents who are the gold diggers.

>> No.6809113

>>6809053
Elaborate, please

>> No.6809119

>>6808975
>catholic
>no birth control
>no abortions
And top it all, the baby you have will be Italian

>> No.6809125

>>6809113
I made a long post about it a few threads back, check the archives

>> No.6809127

Move to new york

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6809130

Why you no post Simpsons anymore, Zeeb?

>> No.6809136

>>6808905
Be Chad Thundercock.

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>>6809125
I remember you; in fact, I saved that thread.

>>6809130
>implicando
>mfw I'm still in love with that jewess
>mfw Cervantes was Jewish

How've you been, butters?

>> No.6809164

>>6809130
how did you know it was him?

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>>6808905
>tfw no japanese gf

>> No.6809227

>>6809153
post thread
thost pread
tho st pread

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>>6809164
He's the only one who (shit)posts this thread about his Jewish girl crush.

>> No.6809448

>>6809166
they are so cold man. not that they dont love you intensely, they just don't show that kind of western romantic passion.

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>>6809448
Neither does /lit/

>> No.6809476

>>6809448
that sounds really nice to me

>> No.6809488

>>6809233
>that tiny hint of bra
>black & red
Beautiful.

>> No.6809496

>>6808975
Catholic girls are the worst. Stay away.
Ex was catholic, dumped me because I wasn't.