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Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:39:18 2015 No.6808905 [DELETED]

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How do I woo a Jewish girl?

>inb4 shekels

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:40:17 2015 No.6808911 bags and bagels

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:40:20 2015 No.6808912 >>6808905 >inb4 shekels How are we suppose to have a shitty meme thread if you ruin the obvious jokes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:43:06 2015 No.6808926 This thread is not related to literature in any way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:44:23 2015 No.6808935 File: 77 KB, 260x202, 1436494975001.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6808926

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:46:52 2015 No.6808945 This is an economics board. pls leave

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:47:16 2015 No.6808946 >>6808912 Correction: bags of shekels Also playing LARP and being a social retard sort of worked out for me back when I was 15. True story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:47:34 2015 No.6808948 can I get Ashkenazi puss if I'm uncircumcised

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:47:41 2015 No.6808949 >>6808926 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:47:58 2015 No.6808952 File: 51 KB, 400x266, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6808905 Get out shill This is a pro/pol/ board

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:48:27 2015 No.6808957 Same way you'd woo any other woman, looks, intelligence, moula, humour, dominance, wit, social status, assertiveness, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:49:09 2015 No.6808964 >>6808948 this, tbh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:49:31 2015 No.6808966 >>6808957 Jewish women are gold digging shrews

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:50:05 2015 No.6808973 >>6808948 Nope. Better get your dick skin trimmed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:50:17 2015 No.6808975 File: 79 KB, 1280x720, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just get an Italian gf. They're similar, except one is catholic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:52:08 2015 No.6808986 >>6808973 Not worth it tbh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 21:55:28 2015 No.6808998 >>6808975 No fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:03:49 2015 No.6809053 Learn to argue with one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:14:12 2015 No.6809109 >>6808966 Jewish women all have jobs, it's their parents who are the gold diggers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:15:12 2015 No.6809113 >>6809053 Elaborate, please

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:16:41 2015 No.6809119 >>6808975 >catholic >no birth control >no abortions And top it all, the baby you have will be Italian

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:17:33 2015 No.6809125 >>6809113 I made a long post about it a few threads back, check the archives

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:17:46 2015 No.6809127 Move to new york

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jul 10 22:18:10 2015 No.6809130 File: 851 KB, 908x618, 1434874387204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why you no post Simpsons anymore, Zeeb?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:18:45 2015 No.6809136 >>6808905 Be Chad Thundercock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:21:42 2015 No.6809153 File: 42 KB, 432x607, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6809125 I remember you; in fact, I saved that thread. >>6809130 >implicando >mfw I'm still in love with that jewess >mfw Cervantes was Jewish How've you been, butters?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:23:45 2015 No.6809164 >>6809130 how did you know it was him?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:24:23 2015 No.6809166 File: 1.18 MB, 209x180, QZyXU.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6808905 >tfw no japanese gf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 22:36:07 2015 No.6809227 >>6809153 post thread thost pread tho st pread

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jul 10 22:37:11 2015 No.6809233 File: 365 KB, 2151x1440, Jewish decolletage 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6809164 He's the only one who (shit)posts this thread about his Jewish girl crush.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 23:24:57 2015 No.6809448 >>6809166 they are so cold man. not that they dont love you intensely, they just don't show that kind of western romantic passion.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jul 10 23:30:55 2015 No.6809473 File: 43 KB, 642x960, Jewish decolletage 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6809448 Neither does /lit/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 23:31:39 2015 No.6809476 >>6809448 that sounds really nice to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 23:34:06 2015 No.6809488 >>6809233 >that tiny hint of bra >black & red Beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 23:36:13 2015 No.6809496 >>6808975 Catholic girls are the worst. Stay away. Ex was catholic, dumped me because I wasn't.