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Woooooooooooooooo, it is I! The ghost of David Foster Waaaaaalace!
I am stuck in limbooooo because I never got my sticky WOOOOOOOOO!. Please give me my stickyyyy so I can rest in peacee!
WOOOOOO!

>> No.6784952

If I saged your shitpost, would you die?

>> No.6785604

>>6784952
It would be extremely painful

>> No.6785610

Why would someone with his talent and raw intellect choose to kill himself, and from a patio rafter at that? Really unoriginal if you think about it.

>> No.6785614

if ghosts were real, what do you think DFW's would be doing right now?

>> No.6785638

>>6785610
Yeah, you woulda thunked someone like him would host a bbq and then grill himself into the hot dogs. Now that's a way to go.

>> No.6785641

>>6785610
>Why would someone with his talent and raw intellect choose to kill himself,
>his talent and raw intellect
I think you answered your own question m8

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>>6785604

*sigh* you're a big guy

>> No.6785659

This is so stupid that it made me laugh OP

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Was he forgiven for this mortal sin?

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>> No.6786526

>>6784942
You're stuck in limbo because you never got baptized.

>> No.6786541

>in IJ there are ghosts
>in TPK there are ghosts
Legit

>> No.6786560

>>6784942
>not a five page note explaining the logical fallacies of being a ghost while listing the ghost archetyps from the classicals to now
You're not my nigga David