Maybe I've been tricked by /lit/, but I've watched like 15 of PeruseProject's videos, and I have not seen evidence that she has read a single good book in her entire life. The fuck? How can someone who reads like 8 books a month not read a single good book?

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Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:05:03 2015 No.6778339 [DELETED]

Maybe I've been tricked by /lit/, but I've watched like 15 of PeruseProject's videos, and I have not seen evidence that she has read a single good book in her entire life.

The fuck? How can someone who reads like 8 books a month not read a single good book?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:06:15 2015 No.6778344 Are girls who read really like that?

The cats Sat Jul 4 14:07:38 2015 No.6778346

I went to the bookstore with my lesbian cousin yesterday and she got bridge to tarabithia for herself. From what I gather she exclusively reads >female author bullshit or old proto-YA. And not like Woolf or Austen, like bullshit. She has been into reading since we were like 8.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:09:06 2015 No.6778356 File: 67 KB, 1261x706, UzYUh9O.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6778346 Maybe only the qt ones

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:09:06 2015 No.6778357 File: 433 KB, 824x698, Screenshot from 2015-07-04 13:08:38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never lick her feet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:09:07 2015 No.6778358 >>6778339 only newfags like you think raiding forced memes videos was funny, she will never be part of /lit/ culture. keep spamming her face if you want, it lets me know who the redditors are. sage thread hidden

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:10:25 2015 No.6778363 >>6778358 This is not a raid, I'm asking for a discussion about one of the most popular literature critics in the United States, and I'd like to know why she has not read any actual literature.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:13:25 2015 No.6778374 >>6778363 >most popular literature critics Having videos on youtube about bullshit YA for exclusively 100 or less IQ teenage grills does not make you an important figure in anything outside of garbage like anime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:13:45 2015 No.6778376 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI-nd3PLCZ8

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:13:56 2015 No.6778378 >>6778363 >reading dead white men

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:15:31 2015 No.6778386 >my opinions are objectively correct and this woman is wrong because she likes books i do not like riveting discussion as always, /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:16:30 2015 No.6778388 >>6778386 You sure took down that strawman with great skill and artfulness

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:16:33 2015 No.6778389 >>6778339 >advertising >on /lit/ ban this faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:18:23 2015 No.6778395 >>6778363 >one of the most popular literature critics in the United States literally never heard anybody talk about her outside of /lit/, please stop trying to get us to tell you our stalking is normal

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:18:49 2015 No.6778398

>>6778389
The only reason I gave her channel name was so people wouldn't get into the dank meme about semen demons and what have you. It actually worked quite well, as not a single person has asked all thread so far. Counter-dank deployed successfully. You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:21:46 2015 No.6778411 >>6778376 That actually got better as it went along, but for a while there I wasn't sure if she knew what "classic" meant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:25:09 2015 No.6778425 Is this a booktube thread? Give me some good channels

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:32:24 2015 No.6778445 File: 99 KB, 767x468, julius011-767x468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6778376 >Classics >Not a single Graeco-Roman author >includes The Road

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 14:37:19 2015 No.6778466 >>6778425 The one in the OP is the only good one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:03:34 2015 No.6778570 File: 54 KB, 718x538, 00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6778357 >you will never lick her feet while she ignores you, only occasionally looking up from her YA novel to raise an eyebrow and laugh incredulously at how silly your fetish is

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:07:07 2015 No.6778592 >>6778339 >"Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly -- they'll go through anything. You read and you're pierced." The entire point of using X-rays is that they DON'T go through anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:12:49 2015 No.6778621 >>6778425 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-GGALlLkIw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:27:47 2015 No.6778662 File: 89 KB, 1185x622, hRe9Acm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6778570 Holy shit, what is this guy's story? Is there more of him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:29:14 2015 No.6778667 >watching shit booktubers >watching booktubers who enjoy YA There are decent ones out there, but a vast majority are plebs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:32:16 2015 No.6778679 >>6778344 90% of them. And they are also usually massive, massive, massive fucking whores with serious mental issues.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:32:53 2015 No.6778683 >>6778679 >>>/reddit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:36:55 2015 No.6778694 >>6778376 >Naa >Boh >Kav not >Naba >Kav dumb bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:38:13 2015 No.6778701 Why is society so fucking hung up on who can call themselves intellectual, it drives me nuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:38:33 2015 No.6778702 post your waifu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaLtNPWLMgA

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:40:09 2015 No.6778707
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>>6778683
>I'm a massive fucking self-loathing whore
>I read mostly YA and GoT shit
>I have a shitty literature rib tattoo
>I have a stupid cartoon/film tattoo on my thigh/lowerback/shoulderblade
>I have a noes piercing
>I dress like a whore with daddy's money

XD

>>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:40:16 2015 No.6778708 >>6778662 he must be great at parties. He seems tasteless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:41:21 2015 No.6778714 >>6778694 It's nuh-bow-kov. I bet you don't even speak Russian.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:42:14 2015 No.6778717 >>6778707 >whore >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:43:19 2015 No.6778719 >>6778707 >>>/reddit/

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:45:06 2015 No.6778726

>>6778717
>>6778719

How many of you are in therapy? Raise your hand.

How many of you have said you were 'raped' because you had sex and felt bad about being a whore?

How many of you dated someone who was shitty to you simply for the sake that they had money?

I'm guessing all of you.

XD

TOP KEK

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:47:30 2015 No.6778735

>>6778726
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve knocked you out before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say “what was that noise?” because you have no peripheral vision and have different genes. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt.
i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from his second in command Ocelot and all of his nasty FOXHOUND operatives. but you can gang up on me and read my memory card for being shellshocked all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first friend beat me over a minefield, my dad screams when i shoot him with a rocket launcher, and there are some days i don’t even want to find out where Metal Gear is.
i’m a jaded war veteran. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try sneaking around the sleepiest guy in your base in the middle of the tank hangar only to find out there is a camera next to him. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:49:16 2015 No.6778742 >>6778735 >>>4/v/irgins

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:50:37 2015 No.6778746

>>6778742
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Social Justice 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on r/creepshots, and I have over 300 confirmed instances of saying "check your privilege". I am trained in being overly offended and I’m the top SRSer in the entire social justice blogosphere. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord. I will call you a neckbeard with persistence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cis-sexist pig. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of differently-abled, ethnic, transqueer womyn across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the AC360 investigation, *aggot. The investigation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your erotic subreddit. You’re fucking privileged, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in arguing with shitlords, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Jezebel.com and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “sexist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggressively type fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cis scum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:53:04 2015 No.6778755 bumping ebin thread, make sure to include my post in le screenshit for r/4chin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:55:09 2015 No.6778769 bump

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:55:44 2015 No.6778771
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>>6778376
>follows one of those characters that are ... like... unknowing ?

Based on the way she speaks and her vocabulary I don't think she ever read more than reviews online

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 15:59:45 2015 No.6778793 ebin simply ebin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:03:59 2015 No.6778814 >tfw you want to start a youtube channel >not a qt girl reading YA so it'll never get an audience

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:04:10 2015 No.6778817 File: 38 KB, 320x320, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6778771 We need more photoshopped pictures like that. I'd love to see some german philosophy ones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:10:06 2015 No.6778841 >>6778570 name ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:12:41 2015 No.6778858 bump bump bumpity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:15:51 2015 No.6778872 >>6778814 She's not cute, she's like an amazon with terrible skin and a rich soccer mom. She's not hot, she's not even average. Her body is obtuse and gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:16:42 2015 No.6778876 >>6778872 That is what makes her alluring

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:19:13 2015 No.6778888 >>6778876 >she's ugly >so she's hot ? you're pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:19:26 2015 No.6778889 >>6778872 Yeah I really don't get it, she doesn't look good, she doesn't have good taste, what's with the spam on /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:21:23 2015 No.6778895 >>6778889 newfags want to recreate the katie thread with all it's memes it's pathetic really.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:21:26 2015 No.6778896

>>6778889
Most of it's a forced meme to stay relevant.

Other people do it for pure shit posting.

The majority however have serious mental issues and obsess over this woman and every time they see her they create delusions about spending their life together, they jack off to her, and then they wipe their hands on their pants, use their tigthy whities to get some of the cum off their stomach, and go back to reddit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:21:35 2015 No.6778897 >>6778872 I was talking in general, not in reference to anyone in particular.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:25:03 2015 No.6778915 >>6778897 >I was only pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:28:41 2015 No.6778932 >>6778915 Please show where in my post I mentioned a specific youtuber?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:31:22 2015 No.6778947 >>6778339 Booktube is terrible. Avoid at all cost.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:32:15 2015 No.6778950

>>6778889
I've explained in detail before.

>massive pleb
>enthusiastic about it
>so naive and ignorant
>revels in

>me, a pessimistic edge lord
>find all those qualities charming and innocent
>would listen to hours her talking about rubbish
>makes me feel like a kid again
>it's great

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:38:20 2015 No.6778974

>>6778621
This guy is even worse. He reads decent enough books but only offers plot summaries and has the phrasing of an asshole. Wouldn't want to drink a beer with him because he'd be constantly trying one-upping everyone at the table, even though it's not a competition, which anecdotes about his time abroad and blah blah blah.

Plus he needs to lose the scarf. This guy must browse a dangerous combo of /lit/, /pol/, and /fa/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:42:11 2015 No.6778997 >>6778621 Not a qt girl. Would not watch again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:43:07 2015 No.6778998 bump

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:44:33 2015 No.6779005

>>6778339
>someone who reads like 8 books a month

This is a good indication that somebody doesn't read good books. Most good writing is good because, through the various well known devices of literature, it compresses information. It takes time to decompress that information. It takes time to think about that information once it is decompressed. Its like unzipping a file. If you can get through two books in a week, you are either getting a huge loss in information, or your book has no information in it to begin with. Quite often they're not literature so much as just fantasies or anecdotes or stories: the raw material that is elevated into profundity by nuance of observation and nuance of style.

It's just like somebody who watches movies: there are people who watch serious movies, and there are people who watch thousands and thousands of shitty horror movies because they like being stimulated by blood and suspense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 16:49:37 2015 No.6779027 >>6778707 whoa whoa hey, why with the assumptions? are you trying to be mean >:(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:01:36 2015 No.6779062 >>6779005 fantasies and anecdotes and stories can be "literature"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:04:38 2015 No.6779070 >>6779005 It's really not hard to read two or three good books a week.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:06:42 2015 No.6779079 From what I've seen, she never speaks of the Theme, Characters, or the Plots of these books.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:09:30 2015 No.6779092 File: 12 KB, 300x168, Skim the Cliff Notes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779070 Read yes. Absorb, no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:12:40 2015 No.6779106 File: 247 KB, 640x480, rXD7cPy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779079 >that is because she is just reading the wikipedia summary for all of the books she talks about

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:14:13 2015 No.6779114

>>6778694
To be fair she mispronounces a lot of shit and I don't think she even cares. She pronounces etcetera like excedra, like how you'd pronounce Excedrin. Blatantly too, it's not me mishearing it, she thinks there's a fucking d in the word.

still qt tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:19:20 2015 No.6779142 >>6779114 She is seriously one of the qtest chicks ever I want to grate her freckles off her face and snort them like cocaine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:24:42 2015 No.6779158 >>6778346 How can lesbian be that entertained by the female mind, when no one else is? Can science tell us the answer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:25:46 2015 No.6779163 What publisher does she work for, btw?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:28:22 2015 No.6779181 >>6779142 so desperate

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:33:24 2015 No.6779207

>>6778974
I don't know how much he actually understands what he reads and I know his taste is a bit edgy, but his goal isn't to explain books, just to recommend them and he does somewhat accurately describe how it feels to read whichever book he's describing. He's a bit annoying at times but overall he's way better than most book tubers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:34:24 2015 No.6779215 >>6778662 > posts the image on facebook to stroke his own ego What a fucking joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:36:41 2015 No.6779228 >>6779207 Lose the scarf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:54:03 2015 No.6779314 >>6778376 Very ignorant and self-assertive. Also that rant about the Catcher in the Rye She's like a 2/10 with that personality

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:57:19 2015 No.6779329 >>6779314 A girl's personality is only worth 0.1 of her /10 score.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:57:50 2015 No.6779332

sorry this girl isn't pretty, those freckles? and not even red hair which i don't even like. gimme a break. she's like the girl who tries to be nerdy as she's average looking and over bubbly to compensate for her looks but fails miserably and isn't even that smart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:59:51 2015 No.6779342 File: 1.71 MB, 1580x4328, 1433497247140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779332 >not pretty You're a big gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:00:12 2015 No.6779345 >>6779329 I can't even look at mean people without cringing. I may be autist, I don't care, but I can't warm to anyone who is rude and insolent in his/her self-presentation. Hubris is my number 1. fear.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:01:53 2015 No.6779356 >>6779342 fuck off waifuist not even, don't go with me. i've seen that pic she looks good in like 2 photos and the rest you can see she's slightly chubby in the face paired with that masculine voice. no thanks.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:02:54 2015 No.6779362

>>6778339
Why are you wasting your time with her? I just looked at her favorite books in Goodreads, and it's endless shit, with a few good popular titles by accident, mostly for kids or YA. Why would you bother watching one video, let alone 15? She's not that cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:06:37 2015 No.6779378 >>6779228 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U71BYEVn0nE u mad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:08:09 2015 No.6779382 >>6779342 There are so many better booktube girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:11:46 2015 No.6779399 File: 90 KB, 1211x697, q4Srxzx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779382 >such as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXlBlHt5Hd4

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:18:44 2015 No.6779438 >>6778662 This guy is a fuckin legend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:24:03 2015 No.6779460 >>6778662 fuck everybody, this guy is a genius

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:24:51 2015 No.6779463 >>6779342 Fuck you people are sad for compiling this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:29:35 2015 No.6779479 >>6779460 >>6779438 We know it's you, guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:33:43 2015 No.6779496 >>6779463 Jealousy makes you nasty! Please don't get so fartsy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:43:45 2015 No.6779540 Anyone got that mega link for Regan pics?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:46:57 2015 No.6779548 All I'll say is thank God that I have zero social media presence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:48:29 2015 No.6779550 >>6779114 >>6779142 How can you possibly find her qt? Her face looks like a potato with makeup on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:49:41 2015 No.6779559 File: 5 KB, 168x300, eggman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is the /lit/ equivalent of eggman?

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:56:24 2015 No.6779581

>>6779496

Jealous of what? The fact that you're an introverted basement dweller who's fantasy's and obsessions revolve around a female they've never met and will never have the chance to talk to. You are just as sad as those autistic anime faggots who print their waiffu's on pillows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:56:59 2015 No.6779584 >>6779559 John Green

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 18:59:22 2015 No.6779595 >>6778339 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDs6I92d4N8 Daily reminder that Choncey is the GOAT booktuber.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:00:35 2015 No.6779597

I could probably be a wicked booktuber....

But I suspect there would be haters for no reason...

And I would never be able to get exposure unless I posted here, whereby if I did, I would unleash /lit/ upon myself, which is something I would be worried about doing...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:02:05 2015 No.6779603 >>6779597 Nice diary entry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:02:17 2015 No.6779606 >>6778771 she said annoying

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:03:23 2015 No.6779612 >>6779581 >assumptions the post

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:03:27 2015 No.6779613 >>6779597 Thanks for the giggle mate.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:07:29 2015 No.6779622

>>6779603
>>6779613
But I would think it would be bretty nifty do some "book tubing"'--mainly for the challenge.

A lot of booktubers have cats that interrupt them during their videos which is cute, but my cats hate me so that wouldn't happen (my love smothers them too much, so they are indifferent little cunts).

Anyway, I have a pretty boss library, and my knowledge of /lit/ is rather exstensive.

But I believe the best insight I could offer is that of a writer critiquing a fellow writer's craft (which so few booktubers are able to do).

I place importance on authorial intent contrary to what post-modernist wankers insistence that you don't do. Fuck you, I'm bold and I do what I want.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:11:15 2015 No.6779634 >>6778950 >makes me feel like a kid again You're a NEET on 4chan, you never stopped being a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:12:10 2015 No.6779639 >>6779622 Nice diary entry

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:12:23 2015 No.6779641 >>6779399 She even has an accent, which already makes her better than that mangirl amazon bitch /lit/ raves about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:14:22 2015 No.6779648 File: 288 KB, 449x720, aORJZ6K.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779639 u want sum fuc?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:15:07 2015 No.6779652 File: 24 KB, 320x320, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779634 That's actualy pretty spot on. Don't be mean pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:15:14 2015 No.6779653 >>6779648 Yes, I do.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:15:54 2015 No.6779655 File: 58 KB, 430x485, sadadada.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779653 Ye!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:16:17 2015 No.6779658 >>6779648 I would do that girl like a rapist does a blind woman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:17:48 2015 No.6779662 >>6779622 >>6779597 The only important question here is...are you a cute girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:19:22 2015 No.6779669 let's just post tampon copypastas in her youtube videos and get it over with

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:20:02 2015 No.6779672 >>6779652 >>>/reddit/ faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:20:02 2015 No.6779673 >>6779595 She's top 5, but Ariel Bissett is the one true GOAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:24:07 2015 No.6779686 File: 16 KB, 199x242, 1353726476909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779595 This girl sounds like an American faking an accent. It's really weird.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:25:34 2015 No.6779690 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jkC7jfV9w0 Bazpierce is back, and he's bodying John Green.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:27:04 2015 No.6779694 >>6779672 Fite me Gaylord

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:27:09 2015 No.6779695

>>6778814
>put a mask on
>put a shower curtain on the floor
>only you and the book you review
>the review is just saying weird shit that has nothing to do with the book
>at the end of every video you sacrifice the book by shitting and pissing on it and setting it on fire

something like a tonetta + yellow peepee monster + books + efukt thing and you could have some really good stuff going on, you don't need to be a girl, you need to know what the audience wants

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:28:42 2015 No.6779699 >>6779597 If you're a chick that's a 6 or higher...fuck me, and I'll get you views. But you're going to have to do some painful shit. And submit...like the little whore you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:30:13 2015 No.6779707 >>6779699 I have a boi pussy, will that work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:31:55 2015 No.6779712 >>6779707 Are you white?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:33:03 2015 No.6779716 >>6779707 Always.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:35:40 2015 No.6779727 >>6779707 No, I'm not a faggot. >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:36:08 2015 No.6779730 >>6779707 Yes

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:36:28 2015 No.6779733

>>6778895
Pretty much this.

>>6778950
You'd get the same effect if you went out and fucked some high school girls, and that would actually be less sad than what you're doing now. You could probably score one more attractive than Regan too (not a high bar).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:36:54 2015 No.6779734 >>6778694 >>6778714 It's nuh BOH kuf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:37:19 2015 No.6779735 >>6779712 Of european descent yes--though I'm not white to some "racial purists".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:38:57 2015 No.6779739 >>6779690 THIS FUCKEN FAG! UGH! >"I love moby dick so much! Every word is just so like....finely crafted! I'm 30 pages in and it's already my favourite book!" Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:42:49 2015 No.6779756 >>6779735 Ayy boi, That means you black

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:43:53 2015 No.6779760 File: 29 KB, 302x508, 1414766113505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779595 >tfw no psychologically damaged posh gf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:48:29 2015 No.6779774 you don't watch booktube for literature you watch it if you are lonely like me and want to create fantasy backstories for 7/10 girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:51:12 2015 No.6779787 >>6779774 /thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:53:42 2015 No.6779798 >>6779760 >>6779760 How can you be attracted to that? 10s in I almost vomitted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:54:51 2015 No.6779805 >>6779399 Jesus Christ do these booktuber grills ever move away from English soap operas?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:56:31 2015 No.6779810 >>6779695 this also you should make screeching monkey noises while the book burns

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 19:58:03 2015 No.6779813 Can someone please tell me what a book haul is??

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:00:27 2015 No.6779822 >>6779798 I like posh girls and I like quirky 6/10s with self esteem issues. Also if you look at her instagram she has a pretty good body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:00:55 2015 No.6779824 >>6779805 Nope

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:01:45 2015 No.6779828 >>6779774 Nailed it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:02:24 2015 No.6779830 >>6779595 Holy shit this is annoying! I can't believe you'd actually enjoy this shit. >le just be urself Seriously, games are a huge waste of time and anime have what 50 titles worth watching?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:04:27 2015 No.6779834 >>6779734 Nooh-bay-koo-senpai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:04:49 2015 No.6779836 >>6779824 It's like their knowledge of classics never exits English language and barely moves away from high school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:07:34 2015 No.6779844 >>6779822 I watched a bit more. She is somewhat endearing but aesthetically nothing special. On top of that her accent makes me reach for my fookin' pitchfork.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:24:46 2015 No.6779879

>>6779207
>>6778974
>>6778621
I like this guy's channel. He's got a slow brand of humour which is refreshing for a youtuber and talks about a lot of /lit/core. He also mentions going to see deathgrips in one of his videos so its likely he actually browses /lit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:27:08 2015 No.6779885 >itt redditors and neo /lit/

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:29:04 2015 No.6779891

>>6778376
>I enjoy Steinbecks writing, I... I just really really like his writing

>for like... communism?!

>withering heights

>the burmese days
>set in India
>George Orrail

>young female girl

>dystopian but not like hunger games style

>like like like

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:37:51 2015 No.6779915 >>6778376 >"John-ruh"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:40:44 2015 No.6779922 >>6779891 >the next novel that I picked up is a play

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:43:27 2015 No.6779933 >>6779891 >>withering heights I withered when I read that book for the first time. I wonder how I'd feel about it now. I recall I thought the first half was alright and the second half was shite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:45:44 2015 No.6779940 >>6779891 my sides If you like this bitch you are officially a pleb.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:45:52 2015 No.6779941

>>6779933
It's really, really good. Heathcliff is a gripping character, the atmosphere of the Yorkshire moors is wonderfully evoked and the novel was really innovative in its use of dialect and narration-within-narration. Emily is by far my favourite of the Brontes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:46:27 2015 No.6779943 >>6779933 That means you have the exact same opinion of the book as the girl in the OP :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:50:06 2015 No.6779953 >>6779595 First time I've seen my /lit/ waifu posted here. She is definitely the GOAT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:52:43 2015 No.6779962 >>6779622 yeah you sound like you'd fit right in

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:52:47 2015 No.6779963 >>6778376 >Lolita >I don't think he actually acts on his passion kek She's in for a surprise.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:55:13 2015 No.6779973

>>6778376
>some of these are old and ratty
"What's wrong with old, ratty books?" I ask, looking over at my small collection of medical books from the late 19th-early 20th century.

I'm not too concerned about having shelf-perfect books as long as I can read them and the binding's not collapsing into dust every time I pick it up.

By the way, the best book in my med book collection is a 300 page user manual printed in 1912 for a "New-Life" vibrator and how you can cure everything from colds and colic to deafness and tuberculosis. I bought it at an estate sale of one of my grandma's neighbors after he got busted for selling cocaine. Shit's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:57:43 2015 No.6779984 >>6779973 Thanks for sharing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:58:13 2015 No.6779987 >>6779973 >look at me: the post

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:10:28 2015 No.6780020

Well fuck me dead, I really don't buy into the "patrician" shittalk around /lit/ (and many other boards) but watching this girl talk well about books that are completely shit triggered me. Every shit stuff she presents has the same kind of glossy colorful YA shit cover and is about fucking Mary Sues and it just drips of crap for retarded 16-year-old girls raised on Harry Potter only and projects of future beta cucks oh fuck why am I being this long-winded anyway triggered, if you browse /lit/ and force this slut here you have issues

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:13:11 2015 No.6780028 >>6779595 >>6779673 >>6779760 >>6779953 >>6779844 >>6779822 >>6779798 ...Being nerdy is cool now, so she's not being brave, she's just another whore following the trends saying "I always did that, duh"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:15:07 2015 No.6780033 File: 45 KB, 626x516, oh lit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we are better than this, /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:15:46 2015 No.6780037 >>6780033 Please...please..please, lets do this again. Please >.<

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:18:20 2015 No.6780042 >>6780037 lel, you aren't going to scare Regan off the internet. That other girl was too virginal and pure and couldn't handle the banter. Regan has been around the block once or twice, she knows what's up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:19:23 2015 No.6780045 >>6780037 But the other girl's hymen was probably intact, that's why it was funny, this girl is definitely not a virgin

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:20:56 2015 No.6780051

>>6780042
If there is one thing I have learned from psychologically destroying girls who have been around the block a couple times and thought they were tough and experienced...is that you can make them go to so many therapists who, if they had a chance, could get their hands around your throat, would kill you.

Oh man...I tell you what. One time I got the same therapist by chance a few months after she did. Needless to say he had a daughter and he saw my name come up. After the second meeting he switched me to another therapist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:21:26 2015 No.6780053 >>6780037 Fuck off.

>>	sahe Sat Jul 4 21:21:28 2015 No.6780054 >>6780037 fuck off >>6780033 >>6780042 >>6780045 jesus christ r9k please leave

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:22:46 2015 No.6780059 >>6780037 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:24:07 2015 No.6780064 >>6780059 >>6780054 >>6780053 >caring about dumb bitches online that you fantasy fucking >>>/r9k/ >>>/b/ You are the one who deserves to be there you pathetic cunts

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:24:33 2015 No.6780065 >>6780051 This is just youtube comments m8

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:26:54 2015 No.6780077

>>6780051
>Oh man...I tell you what. One time I got the same phony therapist by chance a few months after she did. I really did. Needless to say he had a daughter and he saw my name come up. After the second meeting shooting the bull he switched me to another therapist. That killed me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:27:17 2015 No.6780079 File: 300 KB, 1069x706, bookish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on jean bookishthoughts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:30:56 2015 No.6780087 >>6779345 I'm with you m8.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:31:15 2015 No.6780089 File: 253 KB, 700x700, [wiggling intensifies].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6778702 You mean I just have to talk about books on Youtube to get invited to a publisher talk and get free books? Sine me up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:31:43 2015 No.6780092 >>6780079 She's a prose over verse pleb, and a stealth fatty. I love her accent though. :3

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:32:00 2015 No.6780094 >>6780064 We don't care about her, you idiot. We're just not some fucking raiding board. And you suggesting me to go to /b/? That's a fucking laugh. also > >.< nice face, faggot. Surprised you didn't add driblets of cum to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:32:13 2015 No.6780095 >>6780079 oink tbh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:33:04 2015 No.6780100 >>6779584 I've never read any of his books or watched his videos, but he looked like a pretentious twat from some photos of him I've seen. Is this suspicion correct?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:33:24 2015 No.6780101 File: 26 KB, 275x280, 1433508989899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6778376 >not realizing the 3rd world was better of with imperialism Top pleb

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:34:24 2015 No.6780105 >>6779690 Couldn't make it more than ten seconds in. I feel such intense cringe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:35:34 2015 No.6780110 >>6778339 Booktubers are just terrible in general.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:35:47 2015 No.6780111 File: 103 KB, 358x791, head.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779342 head too big for my taste

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 21:36:50 2015 No.6780117 >>6780100 Very.

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