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The Bible.
Great reading.

>> No.676882

/lit/
Not easily trolled.

>> No.676889

I just discovered that my mouse can scroll up, down, left AND right. Holy shret.

>> No.676901

>>676889

Oh shit! That's bad ass!!!

>> No.676917

>>676901
Is this something that's been around for a while?! Because I am overwhelmed.

>> No.676922
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>> No.676930

>>676917

Are you clicking down on the wheel and then dragging side to side. If so, yeah that isn't really a new feature.

>> No.676931

>>676869
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>> No.676932

Genesis 19.
Sodom and Gomorrah, and the story of Lot starting a new tribe with his daughters.
One of the best stories I have ever read.

>> No.676935

in related literary discussion, I like Edith Hamilton's "Mythology" too

>> No.676956

This is the piece of art and wisdom that has laid down the morals for the western civilization.

>> No.676962

inb4 ignorant butthurt atheists starting a shitstorm

>> No.676965

hey /lit/ why did Samael the light bringer get turned into satan?

>> No.676969

I only like the second bit, where the guy comes along and throws out all of the rules.

>> No.676977

>>676969
He was a pretty cool guy, and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.676990

>>676962

1. I am not ignorant.
2. My butt does not hurt.
3. I am a Christian.

>> No.677001

Blind Christfags take and embrace everything within at face value, blind Atheistfags dismiss it without so much as a thought.
The bible is laden with hidden truths that are not necessarily religious in nature.

>> No.677238

I wanna read it, but I never get aorund to it. About how many pages is it?

>> No.677242

>>677238
quite a few, most of it boring.

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Dubz.

>> No.677258

You should read " Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal " by Christopher Moore. It's basically the Bible but good. Better actually.

>> No.677265

>>677258
I enjoyed it, but it's nothing like the Bible.
Just because Jesus is a character doesn't make it like the Bible.

>> No.677286

It's... okay. It's really not the greatest story ever told though. Yeah, there's some good shit in there, but you have to trudge through all of the crap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrkE_jD9Ymw
And this video also explains why it doesn't have much literary value.

>> No.677296

>>676869
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