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6765450

Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:35:30 2015 No.6765450 [Reply] [Original]

Will you cry when he dies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:36:33 2015 No.6765455 don't even know what he has done but come up with spooks about categorizing books

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:41:34 2015 No.6765474 I think I will be genuinely sad. Most of the best things I have ever read, which I would not have found on my own, I've read on his recommendation. He is also a character and says what he believes, which I think is more and more rare in academia today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:45:08 2015 No.6765490 Only if he doesn't announce to the world that I'm the new center of the canon before he fucks off to that undiscovered country, from whose bourne no traveler returns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:46:26 2015 No.6765500 >>6765490 >Quoting Shakeys >2k15 Naw, you'll never be part of the canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:48:24 2015 No.6765509 >>6765500 I'll be the canon faggit fite me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:49:01 2015 No.6765517 >>6765500 Plagiarizing Shakespeare is the best bet on getting into the canon though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:51:04 2015 No.6765532 >>6765450 He's fat, so no. All of his points are invalidated by the fact he lacks the basic decency and self-control to not stuff his face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:53:24 2015 No.6765543 >>6765532 Bloom will be a ministering angel whilst thou liest howling

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:54:52 2015 No.6765549 File: 101 KB, 1058x1464, 04-encounter.nocrop.w529.h777.2x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6765532 Yeah, look at this fat ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:55:28 2015 No.6765553 File: 509 KB, 1200x1216, grimace_mcdonalds_high_resolution.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6765450

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 16:56:11 2015 No.6765556 File: 5 KB, 569x510, 1410064166985.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6765549 Is that a tv remote? Bloom isn't some tv watching pleb is he?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 17:01:09 2015 No.6765582 >>6765556 It's a phone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 17:05:04 2015 No.6765599 >>6765549 >phone on table what a pleb

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 17:06:11 2015 No.6765603 >>6765582 yeah you can see the chargers at the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 17:25:47 2015 No.6765661 >>6765599 >tfw no qt lit girl to call

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 17:28:08 2015 No.6765674 >>6765450 Who is this absolute saemon daemon??

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 1 17:33:08 2015 No.6765691 >>6765549 spooky hand