Who do you love /lit/? Describe her

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Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:45:17 2015 No.6738427 [DELETED]

Who do you love /lit/? Describe her

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:47:19 2015 No.6738434 Katie ;^(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:47:28 2015 No.6738435 >>6738427 A girl I see in my dreams almost every night. A girl who I will never have. A girl who I hate.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:47:45 2015 No.6738437

Words. I love words, syntax, grammar, flow, rhythm, the beat, the flow of it. The number of girls I've put off because they think the passion in my voice when I read them romantic poetry is aimed at them, too intense... hah! I love the words. The girl is just the vessel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:48:16 2015 No.6738438 >>6738427 >her >implying fuck your thread you cis feces baron boipussy all day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:50:50 2015 No.6738449 She's a woman with the fine proportions you'd find in a renaissance painting, not in a Victoria's secret catalogue. So, uh, she's a little big boned. But she brings a lot of joy info my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:53:22 2015 No.6738456 >>6738438 >all that cis gay privilege Begone, foul sinning cis-homo

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:56:11 2015 No.6738466

>>6738449

I've had a few fatties bring joy to my cock too, anon. In fact I probably fucked your current gf in my whale ridin' days. I'd fuck that bitch while feeding myself juicy fruit by the pack, flexing in the mirror as I record me tyranically plowing this beast and, finally, while I observe the pounds of flesh cascade around my 4 inch cock, I'd make her bark at me like a dog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:04:16 2015 No.6738500 >>6738437 autism tbh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:10:52 2015 No.6738521 >>6738435 All right sperglord. Dont go Elliot Rodger on us..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:13:11 2015 No.6738528 >>6738435 >>6738521 samefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:14:16 2015 No.6738531 The one I didn't marry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:15:29 2015 No.6738534 TFW you'll never hear her voice because you weren't there when /lit/ scared her away :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:20:03 2015 No.6738547 >>6738534 Yes. You are all bad and you should feel bad because that was really fucking bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:25:10 2015 No.6738561 >>6738427 That feel when she doesn't exist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:28:00 2015 No.6738568 >>6738500 I've been tested, I'm not autistic, I don't have aspergers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:28:17 2015 No.6738571 >>6738561 >tfw /lit/ is a figment of your imagination

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:31:07 2015 No.6738589 >>6738427 Siiighhhh..... :/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:33:52 2015 No.6738598 >>6738427 holy fuck she is fugly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:36:02 2015 No.6738602 katie, she is an angel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:36:46 2015 No.6738604 qt post-structuralist sculptorartist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:41:11 2015 No.6738615 >>6738568 >shit spergs say

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:43:40 2015 No.6738625

>>6738427
She was kind that was the most attractive thing about her. Her kindness.

Hispanic and intelligent with a wicked sense of humor an athlete that competed at a junior professional level that graduated high in our class went to college for a prestigious STEM field and will earn more than I ever will.

I need another drink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:05:40 2015 No.6738735 >>6738598 don't you diss on poor katie her hymen is still intact. be gentle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:11:46 2015 No.6738764 File: 29 KB, 300x225, How-much-should-I-weigh-3-300x225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6738427 She's a total cunt. Dat ass, doe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:14:19 2015 No.6738775 >>6738615 That doesn't make any sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:16:35 2015 No.6738783 doesn't love me back, need to get over her but can't, kinda gives no fucks about me shit sucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:16:54 2015 No.6738785 A pussy that seeps into the antechamber of my being.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:17:13 2015 No.6738788 Lauren, I guess She's Jewish, artsy, and older than me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:18:29 2015 No.6738793 File: 111 KB, 680x585, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6738788 >Jewish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:19:51 2015 No.6738798 >>6738788 >Jewish hope you have a plan to bring the shekels home. If not you might wanna just call it quits

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:20:47 2015 No.6738801 >>6738793 >>6738798 >le ebin edgy may may >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:22:29 2015 No.6738806 >>6738793 >>6738798 fuck off to the containment board, it exists for a reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:22:30 2015 No.6738807 >>6738775 >shit spergs say

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:23:15 2015 No.6738811

>>6738798
>this, tbh

I don't really have anything much to offer her. I'm studying math and economics and I read a lot. There's a chance that I may become wealthy, so I'll try to stick it out with her. I hope fate will be kind to me and let our paths cross each other soon.

-z

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:23:59 2015 No.6738816 >>6738801 I was being sincere. Jew vaginas are expensive slot machines. Just trying to tell you the rules since you wanna play.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:24:09 2015 No.6738817 >>6738807 That doesn't make any sense

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:25:20 2015 No.6738819 I wonder what she's up to

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:26:08 2015 No.6738822 File: 80 KB, 908x714, 1416762503058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6738531

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:27:12 2015 No.6738824 i want you to notice me when i'm not around

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:33:17 2015 No.6738848 I haven't fallen in love at least in 2 years, well probably even longer, maybe 8 years. I wonder when will I feel that again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:35:43 2015 No.6738862 >>6738435 *whom faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:39:49 2015 No.6738880 >>6738427 Irish Catholic qt who writes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:44:28 2015 No.6738900 >>6738862 >corrects grammar faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:51:49 2015 No.6738923 she's kind of like a mix between helen of troy and joelle van dyne

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:53:15 2015 No.6738929 Carefree and cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:55:24 2015 No.6738938 A girl who is already taken. She's super cute and smart and funny. Every girl I've been interested in is unavailable haha oh well =p

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:56:00 2015 No.6738941 >>6738938 maybe you're just a cuck?

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:56:45 2015 No.6738945

The hottest girl I can imagine right now is I'm her late 20s or early 30s, she has blond hair tied back with the bangs hitting right at the eyebrow level. She has slight smile lines. She's smiling now. She has a small nose ring. Her lips are a little red, like she has been kissing for hours. She's biting her lip. She has a few tattoos on her arms and legs. You can see them because she is wearing high Jean shorts and a cropped top, some sort of worn out old band t shirt. There are a few earrings on each ear and she has a nose ring. A few pieces of jewelry on each hand and a necklace. Her name is something old and traditional like Marilyn or Meredith or something like that. Her nails are painted pastel pink. She's not wearing any shoes. She's a little drunk and telling you more about her life than she means to. She swoons a little too much and tells people honestly what she thinks of them and their stories. She's a little taller than most of her friends and she's kind of self conscious about it. Her toes aren't painted, she's doesn't like her feet and often hides them. She has a pretty mundane bust in terms of size but her breasts are both round, and complement her modest waist nicely. The rest of her body is slightly tan, and contrasts her mostly greenish tattoos and tan areas. her ass is immaculate. She probably shaves a cute design into her pubic hair, but you probably won't see that tonight unless she flashes you. She won't get that drunk. She'll get drunk enough to hit on you and then be embarrassed that she didn't apply her usual mystique to you. She likes you. She wants to fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:59:08 2015 No.6738949 File: 73 KB, 720x540, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6738801 >>6738806 >I freak out over antisemetic jokes on 4chan

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:00:23 2015 No.6738952

>>6738427
She's the coolest person I've ever met. She drinks every night, goes to see super hard bands, and isn't afraid of her own destruction. She's fearless, but underneath the hardness she's incredibly tender. Shy, easily embarrassed, has a bit of shame, but not afraid to love.
She's also my coworker so I can't brag about her except on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:02:45 2015 No.6738962 >>6738941 Better than nothing at this point \(', ')~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:04:10 2015 No.6738966 >>6738952 Go for it mate

>>	Muck Bulligan !!9BQS7bEaaLE Fri Jun 26 00:05:08 2015 No.6738969 File: 1.96 MB, 2560x1020, Screen Shot 2015-05-18 at 10.16.33 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6738824 those aren't the lyrics >>6738945 but does she have a nose ring

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:08:39 2015 No.6738983

>>6738945
>blonde hair tied back with bangs hitting eyebrow level
>nose ring
>red lips
>tattoos on arms and legs
>Jean shorts with cropped top
>old band t shirt
>old-fashioned name
>pastel pink nails
>drunk
>self-conscious
>tattoos are greenish
>design shaved into pubic hair

Gross. Honestly, just disgusting. I appreciate the effort you put into your post -- it's always nice to see that -- but, really, you just described the most repugnant kind of girl. I'm irritated just thinking about her, she's so revolting. It's as if you created a list of some of the things I find least attractive in a woman. Did you? Is that what you did? Do you know me and are you fucking with me?

>>	Furrulesxxoooxx Fri Jun 26 00:12:13 2015 No.6738992 >>6738969 Nice trip friend, want to come down to the fur convention next weekend?

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:20:18 2015 No.6739009

>>6738427
She's a year older than me but she's astoundingly beautiful. Her skin is white and pure as snow, and her voice tinkles when she laughs. Her eyes are as clear and blue as the sea. Her hair falls in curls about her shoulders. She's well read, although she's only average intelligence. But she's soft and warm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:25:00 2015 No.6739019 >>6739009 >all these cliches yikes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:26:20 2015 No.6739027 >>6739019 >i am a special snowflake

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:27:04 2015 No.6739030 >>6739027 What does that have to do with being a special snowflake?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:28:13 2015 No.6739037 I love loneliness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:29:26 2015 No.6739041 >>6738427 She got big boobs but not floppy. I like her butt but it's sorta floppy. She needs to do squats or something for her floppy butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:29:54 2015 No.6739044 She's a Finnish girl I met in a bar in Prague. We made out for a bit then she sperged out, and we've been chatting ever since. I don't love her, I might not even like her, but I am a little obsessed with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:30:32 2015 No.6739048 >Describe her Seven out of ten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:31:46 2015 No.6739056 >>6739041 floppy butts can be really cute butts imo like a lil flop isnt bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:33:18 2015 No.6739064 >>6738949 >bbc breakfast

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:46:44 2015 No.6739124 File: 43 KB, 172x148, Screen Shot 2015-06-16 at 2.14.34 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6738466

fucking sad Fri Jun 26 00:52:31 2015 No.6739143

>>6738427

i'm 19, she's 24.

we worked together, we had a short fling.
her voice was something like magic.
the first night that we kissed was the first time in a long time that i felt like i was doing something right.
she had curly dark hair that seemed to never really do what it was told.
sometimes when she laughed her mouth would open up so wide, it looked like she was going to eat you.
she had a horrible taste in literature, and was a little too obsessed with the beatles.
she was such a fucking dork, but it worked in her favour.
in all the months that i knew her i had not once seen her in pants.
she was always dresses.
she spent a short time in france and learned french that way.
for a long time i thought it was going to really work
but it didn't.
i held on to her hips.
i don't know what i was trying to do, at that point i had pulled out everything in my arsenal.
the light turned green and she went home.
i'm going to rehab in a couple weeks.
merle if this somehow finds you
i'm sorry i couldn't be your friend
i still think of you fondly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:10:37 2015 No.6739202 >>6738900 >incorrects grammar faggot

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:20:04 2015 No.6739228

we're both 22. we live together in a shitty apartment. we argue like an old married couple. she makes me feel like that poem by Denis Johnson sometimes. she kissed another boy two months into our relationship and I still can't get over it. it's that exact tension of inescapable love/hate/need that you have nightmares about as an adolescent boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:22:59 2015 No.6739240 I loved two girls. One my age, one a few years older. Ruined them both. Now I'm an alcoholic, working part-time and just waiting to kill myself.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:24:42 2015 No.6739248

An ex-girlfriend whom I've imbued with shimmering and matronly characteristics, probably immaturely due to some psychological short-circuit. Despite this and although she is likely just an ordinary girl,she is still all things perfect to me and I would be willing to amputate my arms and legs to have her again

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:26:09 2015 No.6739259 >>6739248 >i would be willing to amputate my arms and legs to have her again but that would just be another reason for he to not want you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:28:42 2015 No.6739268 >>6739259 In my dream she cradles my stumpy torso in her arms

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:38:01 2015 No.6739303 When first I heard her voice, she sang in quiet clear tones. When first I saw her form she danced. Her first language and homeland are not my own, but in many ways, we are from the same place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:50:47 2015 No.6739355 >>6739228 Do you mind if I use this in the prologue to my cuckoldry novel?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:50:49 2015 No.6739356 >>6738531 Go to bed Oscar. :^)

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:51:42 2015 No.6739361

>>6738983

Haha sorry to trigger you bro, that is an ultra-boner girl for me. Nose ring, Pastel pink, being drunk and just a little self-conscious is all i need for a "hipster" dream girl. How about another one from the memo app?

I drove past the hottest redhead in Portland today. She was wearing soft-looking green shorts made of that thin, silkish fabric. She had a ruffled animal-print blouse on. Pearl stud earrings. Her hair exploded like a warm, shimmering cascade of auburn all around her face and shoulders. She wore a pair of big, thick, dark reflective glasses that showed the city off in their lenses. She walked with power and purpose on a pair of aquamarine flats that showed off just a little toe cleavage. Her bag was a tasteful green leatherette purse and her figure was perfect. The tops of her breasts peeked out behind her blouse under a thin, gold necklace. Complete with medallion. She was perfect. She was terrifying. She was ambrosia for the eyes.

Her ass was incredible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:52:42 2015 No.6739364 My best friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:57:17 2015 No.6739387 She almost saved me from drowning.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:00:11 2015 No.6739396

EVERY TEENAGE GIRL I SEE

EVERY UNDERDRESSED UNDERAGE PAIR OF TITS AND ASS ON A STICK THAT I WALK PAST ON MY WAY TO WORK

WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THAT ON THE SUBWAY, WHERE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE SITTING BEHIND AND IN FRONT OF YOU, WITH THEIR FACES RIGHT NEXT TO SUCH INTERESTING THINGS

YOU ARE A GAGGLE OF CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRLS, I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO NICKNAME YOU AFTER THE COLOURS AND PATTERNS OF YOUR RESPECTIVE PANTIES, AND NARRATE YOU TRANSFERRING TRAINS LIKE I'M ANNOUNCING A DOG RACE

PUT SOME PANTS ON AND STOP FILLING MY MORNING COMMUTE WITH PREMONITIONS OF PRISON

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:02:56 2015 No.6739405 >>6739396 Just move to Saudi Arabia already, fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:07:59 2015 No.6739425 >>6739248 i know this feel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:08:33 2015 No.6739426 >>6739048 ayyy

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:09:51 2015 No.6739433

I wish I was good enough at prose to write something beautiful about the feelings I've had about women, love is the primary of course, but feelings that are hard to describe are also on my list. One thing all of them share is this same feeling of being a not-corresponded love and my heart breaking up.

To explain the feeling of my heart breaking: Everytime I tell a woman that I like her, she ends up making excuses or she just doesn't answer. I mean, I mostly go for girls out of my league (I go for that girl that everyone is hitting on, although I'm short, have big eyes and I'm a hungry skelleton = Ugly as fuck), so I know what I'm getting into. The sensation is almost telegraphed by moment one and in my mind I know that I'm going to get through a 1 month period of sadness, rejection, etc... yet I still do it to myself (probably to get it out of my chest).

At the end, they get other men beside them, but I don't feel sad or angry about it honestly, I feel good for the woman for being happy, at least for a moment. I could go into /r9k/ and write endless posts about how women are shit and why don't they love me, maybe even write a manifest à-la-Rodger, but in the end I have learnt to grow up from it, gain some emotional strenght out of it. Hell, I've even lost interest in romance and seduction all together, I try to view things from far away. It feels like I'm learning from each one of them.

Is there any book that feels like this, but not from the 'tfw no gf' perspective, more like a grown up person? Sorry for the /blog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:10:58 2015 No.6739436 >>6739355 top kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:13:39 2015 No.6739448 Stop with the fucking memes already and talk about books

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:18:26 2015 No.6739462 >>6738427 Okay, for serious attempt now. Brunette. Leggy. Dark brown eyes. Athletic. She's a sweetheart. I'm not. Now, married with two children. I'm not. I miss her voice, her freckles. That little overbite when she'd smile.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jun 26 02:26:55 2015 No.6739491
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I love everyone, but I don't have a commitment problem.

This woman had such promise. Bibliophile with really nice tastes, loves to travel to "ancient historical sites and high art cities", loves archery. So dreamy.

You Brit-lits are lucky to have someone like this in your neck of the woods

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:46:52 2015 No.6739561 She's got daddy issues and now I'm her daddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:49:42 2015 No.6739576 File: 46 KB, 393x300, laughing crying.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6739355

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:58:59 2015 No.6739611 >>6738983 I hate that type of person. They seem unaware that they are not pieces of art, but are instead animals. It seems like they have no self control, and actually believe that images and appearance matter. Adult children.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:00:43 2015 No.6739622 >>6738434 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MRJaK4SleD

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:02:47 2015 No.6739632
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I don't really love anyone, but this is the only girlfriend I've had
She looks really good in person. She's nice, she's known to be fucked up to some guys (she's made out with me in front of a boyfriend and another dropped me and her off at her house, at night one time)
But it can get boring when things are going good. I'm realizing a lot of girls aren't for actual dating

I'm mostly a shutin but I've liked two girls, and it was in the intense way
I kind of project on girls and I've never actually loved for any length of time

>>6739491
Is that an egirl?

>>6739433
>glad they're happy without you
Typically girls like if you can fight for them

Are you telling them you like them before you're making out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:03:03 2015 No.6739635 >>6738531 >>6738625 >>6738783 >>6738945 >>6739433 >>6739248 get a fucking grip

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:04:42 2015 No.6739642 >>6739228 Take it from someone who knows, you really need to fuck other women I'd probably hospitalize a girl who did that to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:11:41 2015 No.6739665 She's a fiery half German, half Japanese redheaded tsundere who copes with her depression over her mothers death by convincing herself she's better than everyone else. And she pilots a giant mecha

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jun 26 03:23:28 2015 No.6739702 >>6739632 A woman on OKC Thread about her a minute ago. >>/lit/thread/S6739016 (Dang. Warosu seems to be down again)

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:47:21 2015 No.6739771

>>6738427
I'm not sure if I really love anyone /lit/.

I have fantastic parents, a beautiful girlfriend and some close friends but if I to say goodbye to all of them and start somewhere different I think I'd almost relish it.

I don't want to boast, it's a slight concern. Am I just autistic or something or is this sentiment shared?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:49:16 2015 No.6739775 >>6738547 >female tears

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:49:22 2015 No.6739776 >>6739771 Sounds more schizoid than autistic

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:52:32 2015 No.6739786
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I have a 7-8/10 who has a B.A in English Lit and we read together for an hour every night before sleeping. Right now we are doing a reading challenge first one to finish our current book gets to read our copy of Lolita first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:56:57 2015 No.6739804 >>6739786 That's a pretty retarded challenge

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:00:21 2015 No.6739816 File: 155 KB, 1350x2025, 1409136179007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] completely adorable

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:00:46 2015 No.6739817 >>6739642 thanks for your compassionate words anon. maybe if this were 1915 I would have already beaten the dogshit out of her

>>	Muck Bulligan !!9BQS7bEaaLE Fri Jun 26 04:12:25 2015 No.6739845 File: 63 KB, 640x640, unflavored .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6739642 >I'd hospitalize a girl if she kissed another guy when our relationship is still too new to mandate exclusivity. please die

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:14:05 2015 No.6739848 >>6738427 She's a nice little slav. My mother is slavic. That may be a reason why i find those women so attractive. I don't know.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:16:04 2015 No.6739850

>>6739817
Have you apologized to her yet? If you sit down with her and discuss how wrong you are together, and then give her some space to process, I'm sure you can smooth things over for a while.

Hey, you should give me your contact info and we can collaborate on my cuckoldry novel. We can share credit, if you want. Sharing is okay with you, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:17:36 2015 No.6739853 >>6739303 this was hilarious, good job

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:34:28 2015 No.6739882 >>6739845 >still too new to mandate exclusivity. >2 months Nigger what? Third or even second date is the absolute limit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:35:43 2015 No.6739884 >>6739845 >mandate exclusivity Holy fuck this SJWspeak

Muck Bulligan !!9BQS7bEaaLE Fri Jun 26 04:39:57 2015 No.6739890
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>>6739882
lmao, what? three dates is not enough to guarantee that you even like a person, let alone to guarantee that you like them more than you will like anyone else you're liable to meet
>>6739884
sorry, i guess in your language it would be something more like "make it okay for you to hospitalize your lover if they kiss someone else"

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:42:12 2015 No.6739899

Best friend, knows I'm a homodegenerate, gives me the benefit of the doubt in assuming the friendship is only platonic bruv love on my part.
It's not, I get to feel the desolation of knowing it could never happen while simultaneously feeling guilty for my feelings.
I kinda just don't even wanna be friends anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:48:16 2015 No.6739919 >>6739850 that joke gets funnier every time I will provide you my email only on the condition that each and every one of our correspondences contain the word "cuck" at least once

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:51:19 2015 No.6739923 >>6739890 If people are together they're exclusive bruv. Unless you're a cuck or a polyamory shit, it's betrayal. If people hospitalize others over this, their problem, still betrayal though.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:53:20 2015 No.6739928

>>6739817
Idk, if I was going out with a girl and she kissed a guy in front of me I'd at least slap her
Notice
>>6739632
Has a recovering black eye

She's a slut too. Now that we're broken up she's having her new fuck buddy call and talk shit, which is trashy as fuck. I'm better looking than the guy, I'm sure he's heard a lot about me and I can sense a mixture of his insecurity and him almost trying to make friends with me
She obviously wants me to beat his ass but I think she deserves him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:54:51 2015 No.6739929 >>6739890 Yeah you're a moron A relationship implies exclusivity. Are you a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:56:09 2015 No.6739932 >>6738952 She's probably banging your boss m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:56:33 2015 No.6739933 >>6739919 Okay okay I'll stop. But seriously, anon...if that was an accurate description of how you feel about your relationship, that love/hate/need thing sounds really unhealthy. Maybe shouldn't be in a relationship until you can resolve that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 04:58:33 2015 No.6739940 I'd love anyone who sincerely loves me back. Needless to say, I've been alone for all my life.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 05:02:08 2015 No.6739950

>>6739928

i never know on lit but if you're still joking around let me lift the shroud for a second and say genuinely that putting my hand on my girlfriend has never crossed my mind lol

>>6739933

Its complicated, friend. some of us are bound to things bigger than our selves and one of my pet ideas is that real love is one of those things

I won't deny that I'm an enormous faggot for posting in this thread at all, however

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 05:19:31 2015 No.6739976 >>6739143 underrated post

Muck Bulligan !!9BQS7bEaaLE Fri Jun 26 05:23:23 2015 No.6739983
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>>6739923
you can be on date 6 with someone, casually dating for 2 months, and still agree to a date with someone else, that doesn't make you evil

if you get to a point where you aren't "just dating" anymore, or you think there's any other implication that both of you want to commit, then of course you should tell them before you pursue anyone else, but "two months into a relationship" does not mean you're definitely in that position
>>6739929
i have a relationship with my landlord and my niece, i don't know what you're talking about

though i guess i am kind of exclusive with my landlord, so you have a point there

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 05:28:57 2015 No.6739990

>>6739845
You can tell this is a woman posting because she actually believes there are times in an established relationship that don't mandate exclusivity.

Yeah, I fucked Greg last night, but I have only been your girlfriend for 3 months so it's OK!

disgusting

>>	Muck Bulligan !!9BQS7bEaaLE Fri Jun 26 05:41:17 2015 No.6740002 File: 37 KB, 956x172, Screen Shot 2015-06-19 at 12.07.02 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6739990 you can tell this is a man posting because he has no idea what either of us are saying >please don't hospitalize me

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 05:54:01 2015 No.6740016
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>>6739983
the word relationship means something different when you say "I am in a relationship with her" vs. "I have a relationship with my landlord and niece". is english not your first language? also please stop posting any time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 06:27:15 2015 No.6740062 >>6738625 > intelligent with a wicked sense of humor Was she a nihilist by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 06:30:46 2015 No.6740072 >>6739983 >>6739890 >>6739845 >Muck Bulligan More like CUCK Bulligan, amirite? Eh? Eh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 06:45:02 2015 No.6740099 She was a he, I was hoping too much, apparently I wasn't the man, such is life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 06:47:27 2015 No.6740106 >>6740016 Foucault and social constructs get labeled as tumblr? How do they even fit in with the ''thin privilege and ableism''? Poor memeing, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 06:55:33 2015 No.6740122 File: 42 KB, 480x360, haram.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6738952 >She drinks every night

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:05:21 2015 No.6740147 File: 67 KB, 530x444, feel piano.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6739143

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:18:12 2015 No.6740171 >>6738427 What was her youtube again?

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:47:10 2015 No.6740224

He wears jeans that are way too tight and t-shirts of bands I liked in 2010. I trust him even though he's the type to lie a lot. He has a nice smile and has an air of confidence. I'm underage, he is far from it, I doubt he cares as much as he thinks he should, that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:53:22 2015 No.6740239 >>6740062 :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:55:54 2015 No.6740246 >>6740224 >I'm underage

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:57:43 2015 No.6740250 Love is a spook and unlike Stirner, it doesn't please me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 08:13:52 2015 No.6740296 Is there any real point to relationships without the intention of having children?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 08:19:16 2015 No.6740308 >>6740296 Yeah fucking is nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 08:28:58 2015 No.6740333 >>6740296 Obviously. Procreation cannot be its own end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 09:33:03 2015 No.6740492 >>6740296 Yeah, it's all about having fun, getting mad, and making up. No kids pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 09:56:38 2015 No.6740527 >>6738427 >Who do you love /lit/? Describe her >implying love >like Flat, red hair, straightest smile, loves cats, likes my jokes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:01:18 2015 No.6740535 File: 40 KB, 535x577, 1387135070389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does it feel to have your love returned? I have never known that feel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:03:00 2015 No.6740539 >>6740527 >likes my jokes girls always do anon.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:03:41 2015 No.6740542

The only thing I feel is a rupturing outsiderness. On all levels, the world functions independent of my existence. Nothing and nobody changes wherever I go or whatever I do. I'm a ghost: immaterial, otherworldly, observant, unknown. People pass through me, never forgetting me because they never once noticed me. You speak of girls, I speak of anyone. Love is impossible for ghosts. For all that I accomplish, I might as well not exist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:06:02 2015 No.6740544 >>6740539 what is that supposed to mean?

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:13:03 2015 No.6740559

She is petite but tightly built because she pursued ballet early in her life. I've always thought she was years ahead of me in career and commands this enamored image of her wanting an equal or more in a partner. Yet I've found out that she is aware of this knowledge and have remained precarious and alone. More than anything she seemed like she wanted somebody who doesn't see her as a ticket way out but really, she is not alone in this sentiment. I love her enough to never want to see her again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:17:07 2015 No.6740566 File: 43 KB, 609x229, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6740224 Later fag

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:35:34 2015 No.6740626

She got me into listening to good music and watching good television shows and movies. Well, she didn't do that. I did that under the influence of the post-adolescent fantasy I had of the two of us, happy and in a relationship. She isn't really all that pretty. Which to be frank, tend to be the type of woman I get obsessed over. Attractive enough for me to masturbate to in the darkest recesses of my self loathing, but approachable enough for me to entertain the notion that she will accept me for I am. She's funny, funnier than I could ever aspire to be and a far superior writer. I wanted a relationship with her, but not really with her as a human being. Rather, I'd rather have a relationship with the quiet, submissive, kind and intelligent simulacrum I had created based on her. I was always terrified of rejection. I still am to this day. That is probably what doomed any possibility of us even being friends. I paradoxically waited too long to start anything romantic and came on too strong to start anything platonic. In the end, I did what would have been best for us, since it led to her to be happy and in a committed relationship and me being alone but changed for the better. I used to fantasize about apologizing to her and starting from square one, trying to at least be friends since I miss her presence from my life. To this day, whenever I listen to whatever she listens to, read what she reads, watches what she watches, I remain haunted by the prospect of a failed human connection, the ghost of my infatuation with her.

I'm sorry Katie. I'm sorry for being an emotional cripple. I'm sorry for the neurotic, creepy way I approached you you. I'm sorry for letting my fears get in the way of us potentially being happy together. I'm sorry for acting like we were closer than we actually were. I'm sorry for ruining the chances of us being involved in each others lives and for possibly making the both of us richer intellectually, spiritually, and emotionally

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Fri Jun 26 10:53:35 2015 No.6740706 File: 2.87 MB, 320x240, Watson look teehee.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6739990 You can tell this is a newfig from the deep south

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 12:08:45 2015 No.6740987
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>>6738427
I loathe her yet I love her. She is simple, petty, shallow, and beautiful. Our relationship began innocently enough, as we were both interested in each other simply for one another's bodies. As time went by we spent more and more time together. Sometimes, we talked for hours. There was no substance or similarities within our conversations, yet hours flew by. She cared for me during my time of need, as I did for her in her times of helplessness. Before I knew it, love came to us. Now we are both stuck in our own love for one another. It took us a long time to feel love for each other, but it happened. Escape seems too painful to bear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 12:12:04 2015 No.6740999 >>6740706 You can tell this is a cuck from the deep north.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 12:16:38 2015 No.6741011 >>6740999 How can trips be so wrong?

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