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[SPOILER] No.6735351[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

Ask a guy who writes sex stories for money on the internet anything.

>> No.6735358

>>6735351
Have you ever been pounded in your butt by your own butt?

>> No.6735362

>>6735358
>Have you ever been pounded in your butt
No.
>by your own butt?
I don't even.

>> No.6735369

>>6735362
Have you ever bought a motorcycle and discovered a pussy in the seat that you like to fuck, and have had to hide this fact from Punchy, your mate, you suspects your motorcycle has a pussy in the seat that you fuck.

>> No.6735379

>>6735369
This happened to me last Tuesday. How did you know.

>> No.6735389

>>6735351
Describe to us your first time at the glory hole.

Did his balls go through the hole too? Also, just asking for a friend, how bad is the urge to cut it off with the scissors you brought along for protection?

>> No.6735390

>>6735379
Every porn writer on /lit/ is either Chuck Tingle or Horny Man Travis

>> No.6735393

>>6735379
Hi Hornyman Travis!

>> No.6735402

>>6735390
>>6735393
I have no idea who these people are. This is actually my first time om /lit/.

>>6735389
Those things creep me out. No thanks.

>> No.6735431

nice AMA op! upvoted!

>> No.6735441

>>6735351
How much do you make from your porn each month?

>> No.6735449
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6735449

>>6735362

>> No.6735453
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6735453

>>6735449

Don't worry though, he also does trans porn.

>> No.6735456

>>6735402
>Those things creep me out
these words shouldn't be in the vocabulary of a smut author

>> No.6735457
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6735457

>>6735453

...though it's most gay dinosaurs.

>> No.6735460

>>6735390
>>6735369
>>6735449
>>6735453
>>6735457

http://www.amazon.com/Chuck-Tingle/e/B00SF2MTYK

what the fuck am i looking at

>> No.6735465

>>6735441
About $60-100. It's not much but then again I don't charge much and they're really short stories anyway.

>>6735449
lol.

>>6735456
Don't care. I can write about it but that doesn't change the fact that I'm creeped out by them.

>> No.6735486
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6735486

>>6735460

Honestly what cracks me up is that he's got collections for his sentient object stories (like "pounded by the gay color changing dress" or "glazed by the gay living donuts" or "I'm gay for my living billionaire jet plane") and for his gay big foot stories, but not for his gay unicorn stories or dinosaur stories.

>> No.6735498

>>6735486
Please stop.

>> No.6735539
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6735539

>>6735351
Is your sex writing as good as this sex writing?
No.

>> No.6735582

>>6735539
Is that the one where batman rapes him in the arse?

>> No.6735595

>>6735486
>>6735498
No, don't stop.

>> No.6735628

>>6735582
Of course.

>> No.6735809

>>6735539
"His hands grabbed her boobs. Nice!"
this killed me

>> No.6736034

>>6735539
"Good night, Buttershitter."

>> No.6736058

>>6735351
is it fun

>> No.6737880

>>6735351
I wanna get into this. I've written one online erotic horror story around 52k words and working on its sequel now.

How did you start getting paid?

>> No.6737896
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6737896

>tfw all your erotica is extremely fetishy so no one will pay for it

>> No.6737914

>>6737896
Bruh, people pay for all kinds of porn. There's an audience for everything.

>> No.6737932

>>6737914
Is there an audience for a gluttonous quarter-ton obese woman whose extremely greasy, trashy diet has so destroyed her digestive system that she is functionally incontinent?

>> No.6737939

>>6737932
Do you get off to it?

>> No.6737940

>>6735539
WHEN IS THIS COMING OUT?

>> No.6737944
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6737944

>>6737932

>> No.6738884

Is there a writing equivalent of Furfag commissions on DeviantArt?
I'm jealous of artists getting money for drawing smut for weirdos.
I'd gladly write some Furry shit if I got a hand full of sticky cash for it.

>> No.6738892

>>6738884
Shit that's a genius idea.

>> No.6738921
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6738921

>>6735351

I've been writing some "erotica" ie porn and have had several A+ faps from it. It's really embarrassing thinking about what I wrote though. The weird thing is, I actually enjoy the writing aspect of it too. I'm new to fiction writing in general so this is good practice and I think I've improved from my first stories. It is just mortifying to think of someone finding it because it's tailored exactly to my tastes.

btw how do you accurately describe what sex is like for women?

>> No.6738960

>Wrote my first pseudo-smut the other day.
I'm on my way guys, I'm on my way.

>> No.6738997

How dredge do you write? Like holly christ i can barely stand the fact of myself or more like 'teehee i'll have some adjectives with that and a side of nouns'.

>> No.6739113

>>6738997
did the ocho chan board of that lit originate smut writing group still active or it died down after a few days?

>> No.6739989

>>6735351
Is it financially viable? If I'm a fairly talented writer, can I get away with writing tripe and still make $$$?

>> No.6739996

>>6735351
Is it like ghost writing that you do? What's the business model?

>> No.6739998
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6739998

>>6735539
doesn't compare to pic related
>>6738921
by asking a woman
>>6735351
will you share the passage you felt the weirdest writing

>> No.6740044

>>6739998
This is fucking hilarious. I might have to try my hands at writing short erotica a for cash at some point.