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litwritesabook.com

>> No.6728655

ok

also MODS please stickie this thread.

>> No.6728657
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6728657

>>6728652
fuck off.
its not good and these shitty books where hijacked by le reddit.

>> No.6728673

I thought we were going to write a play?

>> No.6728678

>>6728657
>posting hentai images
>blaming reddit on your own plunders

I can smell you dew farts

>> No.6728692

Old thread

>>6722335

>> No.6728753

>>6728678
>hentai image
That's Asuka m8

>> No.6729316

Let's git started

>> No.6729389

what's the idea behind this one then?

>> No.6729414

Someone write something good

>> No.6729469

Dear Anon: Stop posting your shit. We're writing a play, not a novel.

>> No.6729474

>Due to popular demand, /lit/ is going to write and publish an official sequel of The Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra.
>official

lmao

>> No.6729491

After finish I will email this shit to John Green.

>> No.6729494

>>6729474
>implying Miami and Tokyo Drift landed any traction

>> No.6729536

>>6729494
tokyo drift had 60 readable pages, like with on going plots and some prose gems. last time I checked it had over 200 pages.

>> No.6729541

>>6729536
Merge it in then.

>> No.6729567

>>6729541
It was a ton of work to just merge everyone's shit in that one, I'm not taking that job again.
I hope that if anyone does they take my Nicolas Cage chapter.

>> No.6729571

>>6729536
>prose gems
Like what? I never read that thing, I want to ctrl+f all the good stuff.

>> No.6729583

Let's extend the conversation between Nabokov and Pynchon. That guy Aonymous Wolf is schizophrenic.

>> No.6729592

>>6729571
the chapter about the programmer mostly in conditional form had some interesting parts, and the Hollywood parts were in general pretty interesting. But you have to scan through most of it to find the good chapters besides those.

>> No.6729596

>>6729583
Make that SCENE II.
Someone else can finish SCENE I, with Wallace, Sasha and Tao.

I'm going to read now.
I'll play later.

>> No.6729599

>>6729592
link in case anyone wants https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RtSPyz_R2qxlmUNfKCgYKQjXP1UYB_p8PTvIugBWXM8/edit#

>> No.6729624

>>6729596
lol fuck off
we don't need masterbaiters like you

>> No.6729632

>>6729624
u fuck off

>> No.6729692

since it's a play let's make it short, like 60-80 pages

>> No.6729700

>>6729692
>coherent play

>> No.6729709

this is the worst play could've ever been conceived. let's start over

>> No.6729719

>>6729709
Part of the fun is taking someone's crap and molding it into decent writing.

>> No.6729736

>>6729719
It's inconsistent. I guess that's the price you gotta pay

>> No.6729833

That Ayn Rand part was horrible

>> No.6729952

>>6729833
I can't write for shit

>> No.6729966

>>6729952
You tried.

>ALAN GREENSPAN shapeshifted to a giant THYROIDAL fucking machine with two larynxes on the side of his asymmetric nose. The camera pans towards a peculiar structure of the moon. It zooms out to be a pair of disagreeable lips and plunges into her bimaxillary protrusion of a cavity. Greenspan was turned on. The audience knows it since his larynxes were vibrating, doplerized in a sinusoidal fashion and started FM-broadcasting The Girl From Ipanema to nearby radio transceivers. Rand kissed the trident ever so gently if only she knew what could possibly happen when it dematerialized as her eyes started popping out and voice started cracking like an old hag who had drunk too much cum like Gertrude Grey.

>> No.6730025

>NABAKOV(in russio accent): Oh, shut your fucking trucker load hole u queer ass gurp gurp gai boiiii!!?dONT u c ontologically I slave-’hoy, hoity-toity knave goys subjugating my work and worked-in anus 2 burped-din train trips??? 6 foot, 7 + eleven inch Mandingo Pingu-shaped Pringles cans can’t in-go HAM and expect me 2 not b a dissociated lil black cumslut ever weekend, leaky-weeps affecting how I pen this Lolito /lit/-mo flip mode pimp flow squad

this is art

>> No.6730042

this is shit

>> No.6730052

20edgy15me

>> No.6730055

the first and four scene are ok
third is shit

>> No.6730066

>>6728657
How could you even argue that le reddit hijacked this?

>> No.6730075

>tfw the Quagga Project is our forever unfinished magnum opus

>> No.6730087

>>6730066
Cause I'm le here

edit: Downboats? Really? Stay classy, /r/books!

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>>6728678
>hentai

>> No.6730177

i like the scene VI

>> No.6730493

bump by anon wolf to let ppl know shits goin sawlid bout 20 pages in now

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6730614

Anyone going to fucking help me get this shit off the ground?

>> No.6731022

>the best thing the board of literature can write is the equivalent of /b/ tier shitposting in prose

top kek

>> No.6731082

horible