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Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:19:34 2015 No.6685137 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: writers whose faces need to be punched so bad it should be a major crime not to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:20:16 2015 No.6685139 your mother

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:21:11 2015 No.6685142 >>6685137 Hayek was based though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:21:28 2015 No.6685144 I also think we should all beat the shit out of dead people, OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:22:37 2015 No.6685149 bloom, camus, mccarthy, etc almost all male writers have ugly punchable faces

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:23:18 2015 No.6685150 File: 49 KB, 310x459, Kierkegaard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:23:22 2015 No.6685151 >>6685149 Actually, let's punch you instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:31:42 2015 No.6685179 >>6685150 But he a qt tho : (

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:32:34 2015 No.6685183 File: 13 KB, 272x340, Vladimir_Nabokov.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Too bad he's dead, he was a good writer but a smug idiot too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:33:55 2015 No.6685187 >>6685183 >he was a good writer but a smug idiot >every fiction writer ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:34:42 2015 No.6685189 >>6685149 >camus >ugly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:37:45 2015 No.6685194 File: 41 KB, 500x500, nonwhitemale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:38:42 2015 No.6685198 people who describe other people as punchable are the most punchable of them all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:39:52 2015 No.6685201 >>6685137 welcome back, face puncher guy, i missed you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:40:16 2015 No.6685204 File: 102 KB, 476x598, D'après_Maurice_Quentin_de_La_Tour,_Portrait_de_Voltaire,_détail_du_visage_(château_de_Ferney).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685198 line up over there for your punch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:40:53 2015 No.6685207 Nabokov

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 20:47:49 2015 No.6685226 LOL NO ONE POSTED JOHN GREEN YET

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 21:03:51 2015 No.6685270 >>6685194 i want to fuck her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 21:05:45 2015 No.6685280 >>6685187 Nah

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 21:09:41 2015 No.6685293 File: 21 KB, 402x350, bertrand-russell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this silly old man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 21:10:37 2015 No.6685297 File: 67 KB, 402x600, johngreene.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685137

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 21:12:57 2015 No.6685304 >>6685137 Yes >>6685139 No >>6685142 No >>6685144 Yes >>6685149 Yes >>6685150 How dare you >>6685183 >>6685207 Absolutely not >>6685194 Yes >>6685293 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 21:21:15 2015 No.6685337 >>6685149 what the fuck?? camus is so fucking fine i'd suck his frenchie noodle >>6685150 cute as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 21:22:32 2015 No.6685341 File: 373 KB, 1920x1280, JuergenHabermas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 21:27:23 2015 No.6685351 >>6685150 seek help. desire to ruin beautiful things for no reason is a serious sign of mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 23:03:37 2015 No.6685675 >>6685142 Hayek was pretty based, though him supporting Pinochet was shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 23:05:26 2015 No.6685677 >>6685297 what's tom cruise doing here

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 23:09:28 2015 No.6685688 i'm a boxer, i'm pretty sure if i punched any author over the age of fifty five i'd kill them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 23:16:59 2015 No.6685709 >>6685688 wow you're so tough post proof

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 23:31:53 2015 No.6685748 File: 1.17 MB, 480x270, BadAssOverHere.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685688

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 23:35:01 2015 No.6685761 File: 85 KB, 400x485, Zeno.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685137

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 23:40:43 2015 No.6685780 File: 160 KB, 1321x900, Albert-Camus-74_lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685149 anon what

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 23:56:22 2015 No.6685819 File: 96 KB, 1000x1000, jean-paul-sartre-1947-1000x1000px-jpeg[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 00:04:52 2015 No.6685846 >>6685761 and yet my punch having traveled half way to his face, would then have to pass again half way of that half, and half of that half and so on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 00:09:21 2015 No.6685866 >>6685137 >getting assblasted at based von Hayek lel stay btfo marxist scum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPJWwiKnYGs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 00:10:23 2015 No.6685869 >>6685819 too easy he'd never see the punch coming

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Sun Jun 14 00:12:53 2015 No.6685879 File: 9 KB, 480x360, Shut up OPie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685137 Post yours, OP

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 00:13:22 2015 No.6685880 >>6685869 He would be too busy sucking a smelly brown communist knob

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 00:16:44 2015 No.6685887 >>6685846 Thats the great tragedy of it all, he needs to be punched but alas is unpunchable

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 00:16:52 2015 No.6685888 Nothing about F. A. Hayek earned him the right to be punched. Maybe if you had posted Milton Friedman. You just look like an ignorant and desperate college student.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 00:22:21 2015 No.6685903 >>6685888 >hating the most important economist of the late 20th century top pleb

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 02:05:04 2015 No.6686165 >>6685888 If you are a fan of empirical methadology in economics then hes punch worthy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 02:14:16 2015 No.6686187 >>6685204 Voltaire has to be the smuggest looking motherfucker in the history of history.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 02:46:34 2015 No.6686273 >>6685748 meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 02:52:23 2015 No.6686291 /lit/ is so fucking dumb, it's amazing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 02:53:52 2015 No.6686300 >>6685709 >>6685748 >knowing how to throw a punch is considered acting like a tough guy spotted the sheltered nerds. go outside for once don't, rather. wouldn't want you to soil your knickers at the sight of three dimensional people

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 03:09:16 2015 No.6686330 >>6686291 this is definitely a /b/ tier thread.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Sun Jun 14 03:16:08 2015 No.6686349 >>6685304 >Comes to the defense of both Capt. Kierk and Bertrand Russell Interesting. >>6685675 Pretty based except for being shitty. You have some thinking to do anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 03:25:03 2015 No.6686370 Dave Eggers ezmode

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 03:28:23 2015 No.6686376 >>6686349 Eh? What's wrong with Kierkegaard? Opposed the idea of a state church and thought everyone was going to heaven. Russell is only redeemable for literally cucking T.S. Eliot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 04:48:36 2015 No.6686534 >>6685341 came to post this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 07:14:11 2015 No.6686843 >>6685675 >supporting Pinochet thats what you get when you're that sort of person

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 07:43:26 2015 No.6686912 >>6685142 >based >was wrong pick two

Anonymous Sun Jun 14 08:07:24 2015 No.6686957

>>6686187

That's because he happens to be the smuggest motherfucker in the history of history, as well as the funniest. Reading the material leading to Candide is even funnier than reading the actual book: he passed himself off as three different people to avoid censorship ("Dr Ralph", Dr Ralph's brother and the secretary of the latter) and entertained correspondences as all of them, all at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 08:14:08 2015 No.6686977 File: 15 KB, 400x400, Nicolas-Gogol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The haircut and faggotty moustache.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 08:44:01 2015 No.6687035 >>6685137 but why, he's an adorable little old man

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 08:46:15 2015 No.6687044 >>6685204 who dis mr bean lookin ass nigga damn

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 08:46:18 2015 No.6687046 File: 26 KB, 325x450, tao lin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ctrl f >no Tao Lin The next night we ate whale...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:33:35 2015 No.6687179 >>6686977 he could get away with it tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:35:39 2015 No.6687185 >>6687179 agreed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:40:27 2015 No.6687202 File: 111 KB, 600x875, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would give Brecht s noogie because of how silly looking he was

>>	aether Sun Jun 14 09:41:38 2015 No.6687208 God.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:45:53 2015 No.6687219 >>6687046 i cri evry tiem

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:45:55 2015 No.6687220 File: 455 KB, 760x498, spinozaleibnizvoltaire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685204

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:49:54 2015 No.6687233 File: 74 KB, 600x600, pepolai gogol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6686977 >those lips >that grin he'd make a great pepe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:52:34 2015 No.6687242 >>6687220 I would give a wedgie to all three of them.

Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:54:11 2015 No.6687244

My semen will agelessly burn the insides of his black hole. I'll train him with whips to nibble the tip of my penis. I will fucking draw out that single punch to ten years of amazing rape. I'll penetrate him so frequently that my cock will be able to navigate his bowels by rote. I hate this beavery fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 09:55:21 2015 No.6687245 File: 1.29 MB, 2200x3037, 23-thomas-pynchon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6687244 My rage made me forgot to attach this pic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 10:00:52 2015 No.6687259 File: 34 KB, 400x400, 1434284048934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6686977

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 10:05:47 2015 No.6687275 >>6687259 rare gogol saved

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 12:33:11 2015 No.6687660 File: 220 KB, 1000x750, 1433553076428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685137 tip

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 14 15:44:38 2015 No.6688339 Just started reading Adorno and came here to add him to the list. It's like someone told him a paragraph needs to contain "dialectical" at least three times to be grammatically correct

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