/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.6672351]

what's the funniest book you've ever read?

bible for me, couldn't stop smirking the whole way through

[Anonymous No.6672355]

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[Anonymous No.6672358]

christbait threads go on >>>/b/
thanks

[Anonymous No.6672366]

>>6672351
I D R O P P E D IT.

[Anonymous No.6672373]

>>6672355
nice reddit meme
really makes me and my r/books friends feel welcome

[Anonymous No.6672377]

>>6672373
Thanks, that's why I atheistpost. I like to make my fellow redditors feel welcome ;)

[Anonymous No.6672383]

>>6672355
the bible is a funny book when it comes down to it tbh

>>6672358
please stay on topic

[Anonymous No.6672389]

>>6672377
be sure when you post your funny reaction images, you don't replace the imgur filename, that's the best part

[Anonymous No.6672396]

*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.6672495]

>>6672351
>>6672377
>>6672383
Hi samefag
You know what the funniest book i ever read was? The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins!
Seriously you atheist are the most hypocritical people ive ever seen. You never see christians shitpost on the internet. Show some respect and keep that shit to yourself. Show me 100% absolute proof that god doesnt exist

[Anonymous No.6672503]

>>6672495
>You never see christians shitpost on the internet.
well this must be a darn miracle or sumting

[Anonymous No.6672505]

>>6672495
>>6672396
>>6672389
>>6672383
>>6672377
>>6672373
>>6672355
this was all me btw ;)

[Anonymous No.6672508]

>>6672503
>Ignores post becuase he doesnt have any better comeback

[Anonymous No.6672512]

If OP said any practically any other religious text no one would bat an eye. Christians confirmed for having skins as thin as SJW's. Pluck your eyes if it causes so much wrath just because someone doesn't hold your religion any higher than others, or just rant about your persecution on your tumblr blog.

[Anonymous No.6672513]

>>6672505
No it wasnt bitch. Quit trying to make yourself look better. You look like an absolute idiot. Becasue theres 6 posters and 12 replys
>>6672495
This is my original post

[Anonymous No.6672517]

>>6672512
>>6672505
Samefag still
Dude we can see your the same poster

[Anonymous No.6672520]

>>6672508
ignore THIS

[Anonymous No.6672525]

>>6672517
Who can, this is my second reply in this thread. Feel free to say I shopped this or fucked with the code, your claim of samefagging is as equally unprovable as the concept of a god.

[Anonymous No.6672526]

>>6672495
this >>6672377 wasn't me, stupid christian

[Anonymous No.6672527]

>>6672503
amazing how christfags can deny what's right in their faces.

and then they expect others to believe their silly stories

my my

[Anonymous No.6672539]

>bait thread
>19 replies
>8 posters
Goddammit /lit/

[Anonymous No.6672541]

goddamit, this is supposed to be a funny books thread but you redditors have turned it into a fedora tipping thread

[Anonymous No.6672545]

Atheisms vogue. Its just some stupid shit that teens who watch AmazingAtheist or see some commenter on youtube say "gods not real" believe in. They cant think for themselves. Gods based on faith of course its gonna be blind. But they cant prove that he doesnt exist, so they are doin the shit there basically against

[Anonymous No.6672551]

>>6672539
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>>6672503
all m3 btw ;))

[Anonymous No.6672552]

>>6672551
Mods

[Anonymous No.6672553]

>>6672545
Atheism is as old as religion itself tbh.

It is the shadow cast by it; the two only make sense in each other's context.

[Anonymous No.6672563]

>>6672553
could you imagine if everyone was an atheist?

what a beautiful world we would live in today

[Anonymous No.6672565]

>>6672563
can you imagine if MY DICK was up YOUR ASS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.6672575]

>>6672565
no. pics?

[Anonymous No.6672580]

>>6672563
If christianity never existed then there would be a low morality. Think if atheism never existed, this thread wouldnt be here and we'd be singin songs'n shit in church. There would be less divorce rates because we'll know its wrong. Everybody would be happy

[Anonymous No.6672582]

>>6672580
>then there would be a low morality
hmmm no

[Anonymous No.6672594]

>>6672580
if atheism never existed why would anyone ever conduct any scientific inquiry? you would just chalk it up to muh miracles and live in a mud hut

[Anonymous No.6672599]

>>6672594
Theres a difference between science and religion. Just cause you like science doesnt mean there isnt a god seriously how fuckin dumb are you

[Anonymous No.6672600]

>>6672582
shut up
>>6672594
if jesus never existed nothing else would
things exist
therefore christianity is true

[Anonymous No.6672608]

>>6672599
>christian calling others dumb
irony

[Anonymous No.6672609]

>>6672580
oh yeah, and after we die skydaddy will even out all the rough patches he sewed into life rite? totally makes up for all the abused choir boys. enjoy being cucked by your church superiors idiot

[Anonymous No.6672612]

>>6672600
Are you the same fag trying to impersonate a christian. Things existed before jesus
Dont believe this guy

[Anonymous No.6672615]

>>6672594
i know this thread is b8, but scientific inquiry started because monks wanted to know the truth of God's creation, the muslims took the more occasionalist approach

[Anonymous No.6672621]

>>6672615
kek, that's why they imprisoned Galileo

[Anonymous No.6672628]

>>6672580
You have some kind of rose coloured impression of Christianity, which clearly wasn't the case in medieval Europe, where it started off essentially just being about politics. Let me also mention "witch" burnings, disease as a result of being unsanitary (because washing and touching yourself is evil, obviously), religious wars, corruption in the church, etc. Being religious doesn't necessarily make you a more moral person,especially in the car off Christianity.

[Anonymous No.6672629]

>>6672621
what do you know about Galileo? not much, right?

[Anonymous No.6672632]

>>6672629
just stop lad, you're embarrassing yourself

[Anonymous No.6672644]

>>6672632
>having basic knowledge about stuff is embarrassing yourself
b8 r8 8/8

[Anonymous No.6672648]

>>6672644
>memes
you're not helping your case much lad

[Anonymous No.6672651]

>>6672629
galileo was just some old retard who called the Holy Virgin a whore during Mass
when the priests asked him if he could repeat that, he started concocting some nonsense about great fiery balls spinning in space
he was later locked up for his own safety
later, scientists invented the idea that he was a great heroic research martyr and everyone believed them

[Anonymous No.6672656]

>>6672503
Linger longer. This board is plagued by Cathies.

[Anonymous No.6672664]

>>6672628
>"witch" burnings
not middle ages, started in early modern Europe
>disease as a result of being unsanitary (because washing and touching yourself is evil, obviously)
oh please
>religious wars
you mean christians fending off muslim invasions?
>corruption in the church
which wasnt tolerated

[Anonymous No.6672678]

>>6672651
This is the honest truth, wow.

[Anonymous No.6672680]

>>6672648
>Contrary to the way the affair is usually depicted, the real sticking point was the fact that the scientific objections to heliocentrism at the time were still powerful enough to prevent its acceptance. Cardinal Bellarmine made it clear to Galileo in 1616 that if those scientific objections could be overcome then scripture could and would be reinterpreted. But while the objections still stood, the Church, understandably, was hardly going to overturn several centuries of exegesis for the sake of a flawed theory. Galileo agreed to only teach heliocentrism as a theoretical calculating device, then promptly turned around and, in typical style, taught it as fact. Thus his prosecution by the Inquistion in 1633.

but whatever, your b8 is showing

[Anonymous No.6672689]

>>6672664
My bad, I got the wrong time period, I guess that justifies it. And yes of course, just fending off Muslim invasions, which is why Russia had to be converted

[Anonymous No.6672695]

>>6672664
Power always corrupts

[Anonymous No.6672696]

>>6672689
no, russia had to be converted so they don't go to heck

[Anonymous No.6672702]

>>6672696
So they didn't go to heck? Please explain this.

[Anonymous No.6672706]

>>6672680
just fuck off back to reddit you stupid faggot

>...to check unbridled spirits, [the Holy Council] decrees that no one relying on his own judgement shall, in matters of faith and morals pertaining to the edification of Christian doctrine, distorting the Scriptures in accordance with his own conceptions, presume to interpret them contrary to that sense which the holy mother Church... has held or holds...

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=psalms%20104:5-104:5&version=NIV

[Anonymous No.6672715]

>>6672680
>scientific objections to heliocentrism at the time were still powerful enough to prevent its acceptance.
Is there a list of these?

[Anonymous No.6672716]

>>6672702
You might want to talk to a bishop, this is a very sensitive theological matter

[Anonymous No.6672719]

>>6672706
no u
>>6672715
idk, perhaps check the work of other contemporaries

[Anonymous No.6672728]

>>6672716
That doesn't make for a very good argument.

[Anonymous No.6672775]

>>6672728
theology is literally entirely argument from authority, what else did you expect

[Anonymous No.6672795]

>>6672775
You didn't really explain why Christianity benefited Russia. Killing a chunk of the population that rejected conversion hardly seems like a moral thing to do. Maybe it had to do with politics, since it makes it easier to group and control masses. They were doing fine without it.

[Anonymous No.6672812]

>>6672795
i'm not that christfag, i'm commiserating

[Anonymous No.6672841]

>>6672812
That's a shame, I was genuinely curious about what he would say.