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pls help i need an essay question to give to a college level beginning writers class. pref not boring pls!

>> No.6667949

Seriously?

Fuck off

>> No.6667961

>>6667942
If oblivion is our destiny, will OP still suck all the dicks?

>> No.6667970

>>6667942
why do asian girls have such nice bodies but such asian-y faces?

I get excited when I see these thumbnails, but upon enlarging I must fight back the tears at the asianness,

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>>6667970
>why are asian girls asian
no idea m8

>> No.6667980

>>6667942

What does it mean to be free from the known?

>> No.6667982

>>6667942
Concoct the spookiest post you can.

>> No.6667997

>>6667942

"What's the deal with Black people?"

or

"8000 words on how much better off everyone would be if there were no jews"

>> No.6668000
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>>6667970
>asian-y faces?

because they aren't mixed
once they are mixed they are good to go.

>> No.6668012

>>6668000
That's really much worse than the OP, the globs of blush give her this uncanny valley look.
It's almost as if she tried to make any expression but a grin, her face would fold inwards.

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>>6668012

>> No.6668022

>>6668017
You're just mad because I didn't check your trips :)

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>>6668012

I dunno, I like the asian-y face

>> No.6668053

>>6668023
u r lucky, r u white?

>> No.6668074

>>6668053

yea

>> No.6668075

>>6667942

This thread is bad. Really fucking bad thread. It needs to be deleted.

>> No.6668157

>>6668075
yeh, u ruined it fool.

>> No.6668175

>>6668023
dat camel toe

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>>6667997
>"What's the deal with Black people?"

>> No.6668925

>>6668000
mixed with make up, hair dye, and colored contact lenses?

>> No.6668940

>>6667970
>why do asian girls have such nice bodies but such asian-y faces?
Denisovan and Neanderthal genes. Probably even from H. erectus too.

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>>6667942
Hey, opie. I hope to teach English and Humanities when I graduate. Ever so often a lesson plan pops into my head. I thought of this a few days back, you can use it if'n you like it:

Tell your class a story, something you were a part of, something you witnessed. Doesn't really matter what it is. Could be anything, (you saw a lady stumble at the grocery store, but nobody helped her up / you saw a group of kids ripping on one of their own / you saw a homeless beggar petting his dog).
THEN tell the class that whatever it was that happened in the story, "meant a lot" to you and ask them "now why would that mean so much to me?"

Assign your students a two page paper in which they will explain why it meant something to you, or moved you or however you phrase.

Optional:
You COULD tell them to write it using a particular literary theory.

>write a bunch of literary theories on one sheet of paper
>cut the sheet of paper up, so to each piece of paper there is 1 literary theory
>put pieces of the cut paper in a bucket
>pass bucket around the class
>each student pulling one piece out as it goes by them
>whichever literary theory the student has written on their piece of paper, that's the one which they'll use.

For reference:
http://www.kristisiegel.com/theory.htm

>> No.6669049

>>6667942
>>6667978
What's with these pictures circulating on /lit/?

Are Asian girls the patrician choice?

>> No.6669166

>>6669049
well they are more likely to be smart
but we should just say smart girls are the patrician choice

>> No.6670695

>>6667942
bump

>> No.6670751

>>6667970
>Asian girls
>nice bodies
Maybe if you like tiny boy-butts and nonexistent hips. When it comes to bodies East Asians are one of the worst ethnic groups.

>> No.6672225

>>6668022
Not how that works m8

>> No.6672231

>>6669166
>but we should just say smart girls are the patrician choice
cool