ITT: we say our worst personality traits and people say what literary character we are

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Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:31:48 2015 No.6646719 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: we say our worst personality traits and people say what literary character we are

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:32:19 2015 No.6646723 >neurotic >timid >eccentric >delusional

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:32:24 2015 No.6646725 intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:32:53 2015 No.6646727 intelligent, nihilistic, wicked sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:33:18 2015 No.6646730 >>6646723 Kafka was a womanizer

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:35:22 2015 No.6646737

I think everybody has some negative traits, that's normal. But if I had to say mine it's probably that I'm self absorbed, impulsive, hypersensitive, effeminate, and arrogant. And sometimes I don't listen. But I'm an actor, anyway.

I'm saying words people have described me as. I wouldn't describe myself with these words.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:36:31 2015 No.6646743 >>6646730 I'm not OP. I'm describing myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:39:47 2015 No.6646759 intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 03:51:58 2015 No.6646792 >>6646723 Literarilly me.

>>	Muck J.J. Bulligan !!9BQS7bEaaLE Sat Jun 6 03:54:28 2015 No.6646800 File: 68 KB, 324x262, Screen Shot 2015-05-14 at 7.26.48 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6646723 you're emma bovary >>6646737 you're raskolnikov before his exile

>>	mini eggs Sat Jun 6 03:54:48 2015 No.6646802 Always fkin withdrawn and bleeding irony into every word that comes out of my asymmetric food-hole

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:28:55 2015 No.6646884 >>6646802 david fister wallets

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:33:06 2015 No.6646893

I'm egotistical, lazy, asocial, slovenly, greedy, materialistic, consumeristic, cowardly, delusional, entitled, prone to fits of rage, prone to useless rants about bullshit that I don't even believe in, and self-destructive.

I just realized my worst traits are that of Christian Weston Chandler.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:33:33 2015 No.6646894 i care deeply about other people but i'm also very selfish. i need others but can't EVER do the right thing by them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:37:50 2015 No.6646901 >>6646719 I try not to be an egotist but I am, I get a tiny bit of satisfaction out of seeing others do worse than me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:39:30 2015 No.6646909 morbidly depressed, dumb, socially inept, hateful, prone to violence, homosexual tendencies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:45:20 2015 No.6646919 File: 31 KB, 650x366, 675294-craig-thomson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6646719 >say my worst trait Not possible, I'm perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:48:36 2015 No.6646926 File: 69 KB, 500x662, wordbank walrus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Arrogant, boastful, contrarian, somewhat selfish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:51:08 2015 No.6646933 >>6646893 10/10 didn't see that coming

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 04:57:42 2015 No.6646953
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>>6646723

Hamlet

>>6646725
>>6646727

Nitschey

>>6646737

Stephen Dedalus

>>6646759

Nitschey

>>6646802

Sick Boy

>>6646893

Believe in yourself. Remember that no matter how low you fall, you will always be better than CWC

>>6646894

Stalin

>>6646901

Henry Miller

>>6646909

Clay from Less Than Zero

>>6646919

Jehovah

>>6646926

Sounds sort of like a Bolano character

k someone do me, my worsts sins are wrath, gluttony, and sloth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:00:32 2015 No.6646959 >>6646953 Thank you for the encouragement. I feel like my life is on the right track, though, but I'm still upset that my character flaws are just repulsive instead of being something mildly acceptable, like manipulativeness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:01:44 2015 No.6646965 Lazy, hypocritical, intolerant, dismissive, pedantic.

>>	Muck J.J. Bulligan !!9BQS7bEaaLE Sat Jun 6 05:03:06 2015 No.6646971 File: 80 KB, 576x138, Screen Shot 2015-05-16 at 6.21.54 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6646909 >morbidly depressed r.i.p. >>6646926 alazon >>6646953 ignatius j. reilly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:10:55 2015 No.6646983 File: 108 KB, 711x1030, 0ac13e55bbc8433f84748bac0b0e8fbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] socially anxious jealous of others reasonably depressed insecure generally disagreeable dishonest selfish unconscientious

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:11:04 2015 No.6646985 File: 17 KB, 297x393, Heideggfa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6646719 relativist, not caring about anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:14:30 2015 No.6646990 I have cheated on every woman I've been in a relationship with and trust absolutely no one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 05:43:17 2015 No.6647039 sloth introversion hedonism misantrophy antinatalism

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:46:16 2015 No.6647148 slothful, socially anxious, selfish, uptight, very private

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 06:49:42 2015 No.6647156 >>6646985 Meursault, enjoy your public execution buddy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:00:28 2015 No.6647180 moody, madonna-whore complex, servile, overthinker Yes, well Hamlet, I guess.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:02:10 2015 No.6647187
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>generalised anxiety
>superiority complex (debatable since I'm aware of it)
>people usually find me funny / absurd sense of humour
>poor, and quite happy being so
>constantly agitated, feel like I should be doing something productive but rarely do
>extremely contemptuous of authority

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:02:14 2015 No.6647188 >>6646990 Thomas, from The Unbearable Lightness of Being. >>6646983 Underground man from Notes from Underground

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:05:59 2015 No.6647198 >>6647187 Jesus you just described me better than I can do myself

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:06:41 2015 No.6647200

Hypersensitive and hyperempathic. I have to spend a good portion of the day in silent introspection only to keep my head together, which makes me come across as a contemptuous prick. My emotional life looks like a succession of nuclear blasts. I'm physically incapable of cynicism.

Colossal self-hatred. Stendhal Syndrome. I've fallen in love passionately more than 50 times over the last 6 years, sometimes with women I only talked to once.

I've written hundreds of sonnets, they all fed the fireplace.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:07:12 2015 No.6647203 Laziness and daydreaming. Oblomov and Ignatius J. Reilly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:08:36 2015 No.6647207 socially anxious insecure lazy, but pedantic selfish negative

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:14:04 2015 No.6647219 >>6647200 >falling in love with every girl who gives you any attention >iktf too well

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:16:04 2015 No.6647222 >shy/awkward >nail biter >big nose >massive bitch >self-centred >female

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:16:29 2015 No.6647223 File: 3 KB, 455x180, 1413609036023.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6647200 >I've fallen in love passionately more than 50 times over the last 6 years, sometimes with women I only talked to once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:17:30 2015 No.6647227 >>6647222 >big nose female SYDNEY Y D N E Y

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:18:41 2015 No.6647232 >>6647227 lol i actually do live in sydney

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:20:03 2015 No.6647234 File: 39 KB, 147x144, blca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6647232 oi nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:30:33 2015 No.6647255 >>6647222 >>female There are no women on 4chan. You're most likely a transsexual.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:41:58 2015 No.6647272 File: 104 KB, 1280x720, WIN_20150525_024819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nymphomaniac >rarely leave my house >can't stand being around most people for more than a couple hours >tranny >>6647255 not that person you replied to btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:45:52 2015 No.6647285 >>6647222 what does a big nose and you biting your nails have to do with your personality?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:54:18 2015 No.6647298 >>6647272 >look at me guys, I love sex :D >I'm a trap btw! You're cute. Post cock. If you still have one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 07:55:17 2015 No.6647300 >>6647272 J A K A R T A A K A R T A

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 08:11:09 2015 No.6647325 >>6647285 It was a way of saying I'm an idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 08:11:55 2015 No.6647327 Self-loathing, timid, boring, not as funny as I think I am.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 08:14:09 2015 No.6647331 >>6646953 i hope this anon comes by again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 08:15:37 2015 No.6647334 >>6646719 Drug-addicted Naive High energy/wiggly lazy social chameleon (Note: this is not a setup)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 08:17:55 2015 No.6647339 Lazy, cowardly, nihilistic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 08:34:49 2015 No.6647369 >>6646719 > Judgemental > Slow > Lazy > Cynical Shoutout to the people who posted positive traits as well. Your reading comprehension is dope as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:03:31 2015 No.6647430 Delusional Acid sense of humour Timid Eccentric, absurd Literally incapable of showing emotions to other people. I feel very little when someone dies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:05:08 2015 No.6647434 >>6647187 Fuck, it's me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:21:31 2015 No.6647460 >Pretentious >Effeminate >Lazy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:24:03 2015 No.6647465 >>6647430 I feel like Mersault is the obvious answer here, but it's just too easy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:26:55 2015 No.6647474 >>6647465 I read the Stranger this week, but I think I am not as "cynic" as Meursault. I would mind killing an arab and some other things. I think I am more like a light version of him. Althought I have some small social anxiety.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:39:20 2015 No.6647508 Anxious, absent-minded, timid, opinionated, obsessive, tend to procrastinate a lot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:51:58 2015 No.6647535 Loves laser tag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:52:43 2015 No.6647536 File: 1.84 MB, 279x211, getkidsit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6647187 >>6647198 >>6647434 Sorry fellas, Highlander rules apply here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 09:53:03 2015 No.6647538 >Quickly satisfied >lazy >little if any perseverance >introverted >People say I'm Intelligent. >Mediocre self-esteem at best >Overly Sarcastic/downright cynical >Borderline communist

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:49:29 2015 No.6647855 >Alcoholic >Depressed >Insomniac >Condescending >Schizophreniac >Pessimistic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:55:55 2015 No.6647878 >>6647855 Can't think of any authors like this sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 11:58:06 2015 No.6647885 >neurotic >pseudo-intellectual >narcissistic >elitist >women obsessed >volatile

>>	Hamlet !!PVWzrEOBu3b Sat Jun 6 12:00:03 2015 No.6647892 >>6647855 Holden Caulfield

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:02:31 2015 No.6647896 >>6647855 >alcoholic doubt it, you're probably 21. Drinking a couple beers a night is called being 21 >depressed Lazy >Insomniac Actually shitposting on /lit/ >Condescending a coward in public >Schizophreniac self diagnosed >pessimistic lazy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:04:55 2015 No.6647905 >>6646719 I have no idea what my personality is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:05:14 2015 No.6647907 >>6647885 Average 17 year old underage b& >>6647272 >nympho probably young and horny and dumb >tranny mentally unstable, get help and stop being a freak >>6647222 >jew >>6647039 try hard retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:06:20 2015 No.6647917 >>6647896 That wasn't the function of the thread. I can't say I thank you for your contribution.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:07:03 2015 No.6647919 >socially awkward >envious >lazy >afraid of telephones >obsessive

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:09:42 2015 No.6647932

>>6647907
>probably young and horny and dumb
60+ sexual partners so far
men and women
two were related to me

>mentally unstable, get help and stop being a freak
i'm mentally unstable because of my nymphomania
my therapist and doctor heavily recommended i transition and i agreed with their professional opinion

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:09:54 2015 No.6647934 >>6647896 Sorry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:11:55 2015 No.6647942 >quasi-narcissistic >lazy >monolingual >talk too much >cowardly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:12:48 2015 No.6647945 >>6647272 post cock pls be in italy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:13:34 2015 No.6647946 ugly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:13:49 2015 No.6647947 >>6647222 Oh shit Gabby is that you

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:15:13 2015 No.6647951

>>6647917
No it wasn't, but some people need to realize they aren't some trauma ridden teen with a hard life.

They're just lazy pricks who exaggerate everything because they're lazy and the only way to stay interested is to pretend their life is literary, when it's really just failing and everyone who looks at them, even the real alcoholics and insomniacs, see a whiny little cunt with no real problems at all.

>>6647932
>60+ sexual partners
>hate being around people
>stay inside

And no, you're mentally unstable because you're a freak of nature who should have been aborted

>omg muh problems

You know, even though you're lying, sometimes you're just a whore full of lust, a dirty disgusting worthless polluted carcass.

>I'm not a whore
>I've got problems

Well you sure as shit have problems, it's called being an attention ...wait for it....whore.

get bent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:17:28 2015 No.6647960 >>6647951 Do me next: >>6647942

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:18:21 2015 No.6647963 >>6647945 I'm 100% Sicilian. Grandparents are fresh off the boat, but unfortunately I'm an amerifat. http://i.imgur.com/TSO3ONG.jpg >>6647951 you sound mad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:19:08 2015 No.6647965 >>6647951 2edgy4me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:21:02 2015 No.6647971 >>6647963 >http://i.imgur.com/TSO3ONG.jpg This is the greatest thing.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:21:02 2015 No.6647972

>>6647896

>21 and a few beers

26 and while beer is nice with a meal, I am usually drinking aome kind of spirit or another, depending on what I wanted when I went to the shops.

>Lazy

I am a wageslave, not much time for laziness.

>Shitposting

Haven't slept for more than 4 hours a night in years, and that is when I do sleep. Alcohol, red bull and coffee suffice.

>Self diagnosed

Not really. I went to see my gp because I was worried I was paranoid, it was the early onsetting of schizophrenia and nowadays there are three voices that accompany me. Two women and a man, if you care.

>Lazy

Just given up, not lazy.

I guess I can understand why you might think it is a lie, though it isn't unfortunately. I can't change what you believe, even if it is wrong, and this is an anonymous website anyway-not as if it would matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:22:41 2015 No.6647976 >>6647972 I hope you're not upset by that mean person anon.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:23:28 2015 No.6647979

>>6647960
>>6647942

Unaware of ones self worth, lacking confidence.

Very common, in fact this exists inside of most people, others just have a backing, a support group, that allows them to overcome it.

There is potential, but again...like most of this board you're probably extremely lazy when it comes to working at anything actually worthwhile.

And I know this is ironic, stop thinking so much of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:25:41 2015 No.6647985 File: 241 KB, 219x300, aww.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6647963 aww

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:26:44 2015 No.6647988

>>6647972
>26 and while beer is nice with a meal, I am usually drinking aome kind of spirit or another, depending on what I wanted when I went to the shops.

Still not an alcoholic. And it's not cool to be one. It's deadly.

>I am a wageslave, not much time for laziness.
Being a wageslave and allowing yourself to be working at a place you consider a wageslave is in fact lazy because you are performing below your expectations. aka lazy

>Haven't slept for more than 4 hours a night in years, and that is when I do sleep. Alcohol, red bull and coffee suffice.

Then get off the internet and take a benadryl until your sleep cycle gets renewed for fucks sake. Jesus you helpless fucking whiners

>Not really. I went to see my gp because I was worried I was paranoid, it was the early onsetting of schizophrenia and nowadays there are three voices that accompany me. Two women and a man, if you care.

This is an anonymous board, no need to lie...

>Just given up, not lazy.
You were never not lazy or giving anything to begin with which is apparent because you are a wageslave and look down upon your money making job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:27:48 2015 No.6647993 >>6647976 Believe it or not I am helping these people. They need to stop being cuddled.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:28:17 2015 No.6647995 >>6647187 Someone do this please >>6647187 Two other people have already said they relate to it so you'll be doing 3 in one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:28:50 2015 No.6647996 >>6647993 You may think you're helping, but you aren't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:29:23 2015 No.6647998 >>6647996 maybe that's his worst quality?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:30:20 2015 No.6648005 >>6647963 Mooooooreee please. Butt with sharpie in it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:31:32 2015 No.6648009 >>6647998 Delusions of competence, and a savior mentality, likely narcissism too, quite probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:32:03 2015 No.6648010 >bipolar >impulsive >promiscuous >anxious >depressive >prefer poetry than fiction >can't talk to anyone without sounding like I'm a party boi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:34:59 2015 No.6648019 >>6648009 Don Quixote

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:35:36 2015 No.6648024 >>6648010 Isn't saying you're depressive, and bipolar redundant?

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:43:40 2015 No.6648045

>>6647988

I am aware that it is deadly, but it helps me deal with my life.

I am not performing below my expectations. I am aware that most people will die poor and alone, I have no delusions of grandeur or that I am somehow special.

That would imply it helps. Sleeping pills make you sleep, but not properly. You do not wake up refreshed. I use the internet to pass time, I wouldn't sleep anyway and without coffee, etc, I would be a walking zombie. It allows me to function.

Believe what you want to believe, but it doesn't stop it from being the truth. What gratification is there in lying anonymously? Victim complex? I do not want pity or recognition, just sharing it because it is a major part of who I am and that is what this thread is about.

You are probably right there, yes, though I do not look down on my job-just recognise it for what it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:50:05 2015 No.6648062 >bisexual >autistic >depressed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:50:41 2015 No.6648068 >egotistic >loner >hedonist >sarcastic >eccentric

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:51:31 2015 No.6648069 >>6648062 Are you me?

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:51:51 2015 No.6648072

>>6647187
That's a very accurate description of me you've got there.

Closest I've felt to a character is Ignatious Reilly, mostly because of the way he's a woeful underachiever but feels superior to more successful people because he's read books they've never heard of. I'm a fair bit like that.

Does that sound like any of you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:54:09 2015 No.6648082 >lazy >insecure >obstinate >try-phobic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:56:20 2015 No.6648090 >>6648072 >Does that sound like any of you? Original poster here. That sounds like /lit/ in a nutshell which is maybe why the post resonated with so many people. I haven't read A Confederacy of Dunces, but I will now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:56:43 2015 No.6648091 >>6646737 >actor >doesnt mention deeply insecure

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:56:57 2015 No.6648093 >>6646719 > greedy > stubborn > arrogant > prejudiced I'm also a pretty hateful person, but there are also people whom I really care and love. Also a bit materialistic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:56:59 2015 No.6648094 >>6648024 sorta, not really. Bipolar is identifiable by the extent of manic or depressive episodes. I'm type 2 which involves longer depressions and mild manic periods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:58:37 2015 No.6648100 >>6648094 How's the hypomania?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:05:26 2015 No.6648120 >>6646884 oh lord kek

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:09:33 2015 No.6648131

>>6648100
Fine. Distracting. Feel angry most of the time. Sometimes I shout, hit a wall, or lie in bed before getting up and doing the process over again. People are starting to notice when my favorite thing to do is copy/paste a book review and edit the shit out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:10:36 2015 No.6648135 >selfish >slightly narcissistic >troublemaker >rarely put any effort into work >can be overly emotional >sometimes coldhearted

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:12:56 2015 No.6648144 >>6648131 Hmm. Not the feel good mania that some have, that's unfortunate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:15:19 2015 No.6648153 >>6647996 They don't have real problems. They are exaggerating and lying on a fucking anonymous board because they don't have real lives so they make them up in their heads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:17:00 2015 No.6648160 >>6648153 If you say so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:18:45 2015 No.6648168 >>6648144 sorta expected though. When depressed expresses a majority of a disorder, then mania simply allows you to be more energetic about negativity. Sometimes I do feel good and hug and laugh, talk fast, then people ask if I'm on drugs.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:21:22 2015 No.6648176
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I'm lazy and arrogant, any semblance of talent I have is directly funneled into my ego and I can't get anything of worth done because I'm so goddamn full of myself. I've ruined relationships through thinking I'm better and that my partner is less than I, I've destroyed friendships through being an annoying, egoistic cunt, I've hurt my schooling by thinking I don't have to work as hard. I also have a immense distaste for anything academic. If I don't enjoy something, I don't work on it.

I write ok though, I'm hoping to get published once I drop out of school.

>inb4 Holden Caulfield

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:00:51 2015 No.6648305 a little to obsessed with my apperance

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:02:43 2015 No.6648314 >>6648069 Yes, we are the only two people on /lit/ who suffer from assburgers, depression, and sexual ambiguity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:03:03 2015 No.6648316 >>6648168 Well, good luck to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:07:38 2015 No.6648338 >>6648314 Surely those who have all three are at least in the minority?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:10:19 2015 No.6648353 > misanthrope > superiority complex > insincere > indecisive > depressed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:13:20 2015 No.6648370 >>6648353 What do you hate about humanity?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:13:57 2015 No.6648374 >>6646719 >I must be loyle to my capo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:14:01 2015 No.6648375 Bitter and hateful. Also easily angered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:26:27 2015 No.6648421 extremely bad social anxiety, self-loathing, secretly a little narcissistic, lazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:15:45 2015 No.6649428 >>6647300 EXECUTIONERS GET OUT BOYCOTT BALI

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:21:08 2015 No.6649450 Extreme social anxiety Eccentric when alone Superiority complex Disdain for society Too empathetic to the point where self reflection upon it makes me embarassed for myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 18:23:07 2015 No.6649466 File: 94 KB, 960x720, 1432494982864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bad short term memory >bad at practical tasks

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:06:00 2015 No.6649703

I'm lazy
I try too hard to appease everyone and get everyone to like me
I don't put enough effort into engaging with people long term
I often lie to people when it benefits me, not even just to cover my ass but sometimes to create a whole situation that i benefit from
I get very frustrated if something doesn't come naturally to me

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:18:59 2015 No.6649768

>glum, even though I have no reason to be
>find talking to people difficult
>experiment with drugs
>might be a bit of a snob, especially with my blue-collar friends, but not to their faces
>never give my real opinion on things
>actually develop very little opinions on things
It sounds kind of pretentious to say but I just feel like I never really occur externally, just interact. I end up being able to talk to anyone about anything, but I never really feel any real emotional weight behind what I say. Which brings me to my biggest fault
>almost every social interaction is just a performance
>I don't even enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:19:17 2015 No.6649771 >>6646719 >talk too much >crack jokes all the time >think everyone thinks shitty about me behind my back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:20:26 2015 No.6649777 >>6646719 Arrogant Insensitive Self absorbed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:21:59 2015 No.6649784 >>6648421 underground man >>6648421 Siddharta's son, Kamala

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:29:24 2015 No.6649821 >>6649784 >Siddharta's son, Kamala was meant for >>6648375

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:29:30 2015 No.6649823 >>6649771 You're Polonius >>6649777 those are basically synonyms you might as well have just written arrogant and repetitive. You would be a villain in a dan brown novel. any of them they're all the same.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:30:48 2015 No.6649832 >>6649823 >You're Polonius Why? Can you elaborate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:32:22 2015 No.6649836 >>6646719 I'm nihilistic, smart, and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:32:42 2015 No.6649839 >>6649823 >arrogant >self-absorbed >insensitive >synonyms I won't even entertain this by posting definitions. I'll leave you to figure it out tip: synonyms=words that are interchangeable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:39:35 2015 No.6649865 >>6649839 >basically They only reveal one aspect of your personality. You can go ahead and add stupid to the list.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:39:58 2015 No.6649867 File: 133 KB, 1102x1036, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6649823 >not knowing what synonyms are

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:43:11 2015 No.6649873 >>6649865 Yikes! One can be arrogant yet sensitive. One can be self-absorbed yet sensitive One can be self-absorbed but not arrogant. I don't know how to explain this further. Is English your native language? That could easily be an issue.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:43:45 2015 No.6649877

Self absorbed
Too horny all the time
Dishonest
Secretive to the point of paranoia, especially about sex and relationships
Emotionally sadistic
Can't talk about anything serious for shit, I just make things up that people will believe/will make them like me.
Basically a husk of a human being seeking animal pleasures

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:53:27 2015 No.6649911 >>6646953 >wrath, gluttony, and sloth >want to kill someone for calling you fat >decide to stay in and order pizza instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:54:58 2015 No.6649920 >>6646802 ignatius P. Reily

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 19:55:25 2015 No.6649922 >>6649873 Whatever, my answer still stands.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 20:01:42 2015 No.6649948 File: 24 KB, 283x424, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6649922

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 20:02:43 2015 No.6649952 File: 48 KB, 440x664, 1422748012664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6649948

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 20:10:34 2015 No.6649979 >>6649450 J.O. Incandenza

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 20:23:24 2015 No.6650025 >>6646719 >generous to a fault >hopeless romantic >procrastinator >insecure >self-loathing

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 20:26:51 2015 No.6650045

Emotionally ... Dulled I guess

Always in my own head, often feel like I'm watching my life, so I'm self-absorbed in that sense.

No sense of humor. When I talk either no one listens or i seem to put them to sleep. My therapist has to hold off drowsiness during our sessions, I think.

I'm just very alone and vaguely contented but I have a nagging sense that something is wrong with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 20:57:44 2015 No.6650175 >>6648091 thanks, jerk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 21:09:42 2015 No.6650228 >>6650045 Walter Mitty

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 22:38:17 2015 No.6650596

>>6646719
I'm prone to over analyze things, which makes me indecisive in personal matters
I'm a very anxious person, but on the same vein I'm very good at dealing with it, on my own
I'm overdramatic and have a strong tendency to exaggerate when the mood strikes me
I'm very, very cynical with an oftentimes dark sense of humor
I'm critical of others, but not out of spite
I'm hypercritical of myself, I would much rather acknowledge that I'm bad at something rather than say I'm good at anything
I have a very weak concept of personal identity, even though I have a strong concept of self
Despite having lofty goals and ambitions, I'm very complacent and wary of change

Anonymuos Sat Jun 6 22:50:03 2015 No.6650651

Currently lying to my parents about being employed (I go to the library for 5 hours 5 days a week) so I can buy myself some time to read books and get better at the piano. I've done this a few times before. I'm whittling down my bank account, but still got 2000 left. I'm torn between seeing if I can get good enough during that period to make money or publish something and likely being found out soon enough, having disappointed them by lying all this time and just getting a job so that way that won't happen, and also I could save another thousand and move out somewhere. But I really dislike working.

Ah, that. I really dislike working. Not doing what I love, I have a great deal of energy for that. I mean employment. I've had 18 different jobs thus far, barely last at any of them.

That's really all I can think of. Beyond that I have a pretty fine opinion of myself.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 23:09:44 2015 No.6650748

>Addicted
>Sex maniac
>Hyper nympho masturbatory virginlord
>Depressed
>"Smart but lazy"
>Squanders all their potential, sometimes intentionally and knowingly
>Self-destructive, hedonistic, morally prudent and an informed sense of justice yet cowardice to see it through

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 23:11:51 2015 No.6650754 >>6650596 I hate that whole 'are you me' bullshit but this is actually point-for-point what I was going to put down. I guess we could be twins or brothers or something.

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 23:15:52 2015 No.6650775

>>6650754
That's impossible actually, I was born in New Mexico and apparently I was the only white baby in the pediatric ward at the time. If we were twins or brothers that story wouldn't be nearly as funny.

So, no, we aren't brothers, but if you don't turn around then I'm going to be you very soon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:36:29 2015 No.6651475 Wow Kafka looked good for 30something he still passed for a 20 something

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:38:52 2015 No.6651480 >>6651475 he looks like moltisanti

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:39:04 2015 No.6651482 File: 53 KB, 675x651, 1426339139881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lazy >greedy >gluttonous >arrogant >elitist >snob >contrarian >selfish >egoistic >hedonist >fat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:42:06 2015 No.6651490 >>6651482 Ignatius Reilly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:42:10 2015 No.6651491 >>6651480 dude when he was 40 he looked 19 he didn't age or bald at all

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:45:29 2015 No.6651496 >>6651490 Christ, I've never read A Confederacy of Dunces but I have to now. For what I can tell from the wiki page, that character is pretty much me, holy christ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:45:51 2015 No.6651498 >>6647538 >Overly Sarcastic/downright cynical I can only refer you to Rilke's letters: your cynicism cannot follow you in front of beauty and big emotions

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:46:34 2015 No.6651501 >witty >sociplopathic >badass >dont-givr-a-f*ck-attutude

>>	fantasy Sun Jun 7 02:55:12 2015 No.6651529 hypersensitive overthinking neurotic unhygienic social anxiety inability to properly pronunciate words bad spelling social invalid/misfit eager but not consistent instant satisfaction required suppose the same of others

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 02:58:05 2015 No.6651545 >>6646719 >smart >nihilistic >wicked sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 03:05:01 2015 No.6651568 Envy and hatred.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 03:39:14 2015 No.6651655 >>6646719 lazy, apathetic, effeminate, vain

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 03:41:56 2015 No.6651664 >>6651655 Dorian Gray

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 03:46:19 2015 No.6651676 Everyone in this thread is one of the following >Oscar Wao >Ignatius J. Reilly >Underground Man >Oblomov

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 03:53:12 2015 No.6651694 Envious, asocial, vengeful, bitter, extremely depressed and often suicidal. Holy shit, I'm a total fucking headcase.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 03:56:36 2015 No.6651702 >>6651694 I was like this for a long while. I remember in particular once seeing a crowd of youths my age at some festival I wasn't a part of and being floored by resentment and bitterness. The only solution is Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 03:57:29 2015 No.6651706 File: 297 KB, 641x346, 1367977691020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6651694 No excuse for this bullshit, unless you're a teenager. Get your life together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 03:58:05 2015 No.6651709 >>6651501 elliot rodger

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 04:02:00 2015 No.6651725 >>6651702 Growing up is the solution, no need for iron age hucksters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 04:02:17 2015 No.6651726 >>6651706 Who dis sword swallower?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 04:03:19 2015 No.6651732 I think I'm right when i know I'm wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 04:06:10 2015 No.6651744 >>6647331 The thread's too big for me to do everyone now :^( I'm glad my sleuthing work is appreciated though. >>6649911 Top kek m8

Anonymous Sun Jun 7 04:07:36 2015 No.6651750

>puts all energy into petty crime, otherwise idle

>seesaws violently between nervous pushover and actual potential murderer

>sexually abberrant

>totally aromantic

>open hatch - insert drugs

>very likely have an undiagnosed psychological illness

Man, I could be anybody really.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 04:08:33 2015 No.6651754 >>6646719 >Low Self Worth >Try to hide my emotions but can't, my face is very expressive >Tend to be overly-concentrated >Tendency towards sadness

Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:11:29 2015 No.6653060

Primarily two things. An unsettling lack of empathy for people I think are closed-minded and/or ignorant. This isn't so much antipathy and resentment as much as just apathy and a lack of desire to help them or save them if things come and bite them in the ass. If the person was a dick I also feel Schadenfreude when things go badly for them.

The other issue I have is that which I do not fully embrace, I avoid. If a system I need to exploit is too unreasonable, unfair, hypocritical or just inane (ie, where the demands made by the system seem arbitrary or unrelated to the end-goal), I will unconsciously resist participating in it or participate as minimally as possible. To put it another way, if something is flawed enough to get under my skin, I refuse to use it, even if I have to. It's a really big problem and I'm very worried about going to publish when I finish because I fear I'll lack the motivation to navigate the publishing industry.

Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:21:45 2015 No.6653100

>Professionally diagnosed MDD and medicated up to my ass for it
>self-destructive
>apathetic
>image obsessed
>effeminate
>outwardly portrays a liberal feminist cuck persona but cannot help being a misogynistic womanizer
>lazy
>high-functioning autism spectrum disorder (also professionally diagnosed)
>facetious
>condescending
>blatant superiority complex

I'm just going to stop here, kill me now.

Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:33:11 2015 No.6653152

Hypersensitive to stress and criticism, struggle every day in college (studying engineering) because i hate how people are rewarded for doing everything right and organized while i think i am smarter but don't receive the praise (nevertheless i am a good student). This also lead me to believe that i am actually just a piece of shit and not gifted as i thought and people made me think when i was young. I just want to have the capacity to give up and not care, but i can't, i don't want to be a loser, but i dont want to be normal to. I want to be great.

Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:33:29 2015 No.6653154

>>6646719
i'm selfish, I make terrible decisions I regret almost immediately, I always say I'll only drink enough to get tipsy and get blackout drunk, I feel terribly outclassed by every single one of my peers in my field of study. Basically I'm an idiot, talentless hack, alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:34:32 2015 No.6653159 >>6649867 no he was right

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:37:02 2015 No.6653174 >>6653152 Thomas from the bible

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:37:13 2015 No.6653176 If I knew what my worst personality traits were I'd do something to correct them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:37:19 2015 No.6653179 Socially anxious, egotistical, intellectual, depressed, imaginative, mildly paranoid /conspiratorial, lazy, and romantic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:42:24 2015 No.6653207 jealousy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 13:55:47 2015 No.6653272 >flips between anxious and apathetic >begrudgingly supportive of authority >depressive >finds it hard to take anything seriously >only devoted to girlfriend of 5 years

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 14:07:29 2015 No.6653320 >kissless virgin >aversion to large social gatherings >passionless >materialistic >intense self-loathing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 14:20:02 2015 No.6653370 >>6653320 /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 14:22:23 2015 No.6653382 >>6653370 but I don't subscribe to the normie/chad/false normie dichotomy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 15:23:56 2015 No.6653586 Egotism. And crippling self hatred.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 15:32:34 2015 No.6653619 > know it all (usually always right though) > over think minor matters > basically INTJ > stresshead and worrier >sadistic and violent tendencies > lazy Good luck with that

Anonymous Sun Jun 7 16:42:04 2015 No.6653991
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>>6646719
Using only traits others have told me I possessed:

Negatives
>elitist
>arrogant
>mean/asshole
>racist
>smug
>Machiavellian
>stubborn
>contrarian/argumentative
>lazy
>autistic
>weird
>lack of empathy

Positives
>very intelligent
>calm/cool-headed
>clever
>good criminal element
>perceptive
>good teacher
>fun/extroverted
>attractive
>ambitious
>reliable, good planner
>leader
>generally competent
>loyal
>confident
>focused

I don't know that that's really who I am, but it's certainly what others see. No one would want to read a book about me, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 16:47:13 2015 No.6654034 Social anxiety Lazy Can't say no to people Naive to a certain degree

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 16:50:28 2015 No.6654055 Egotic, God complex Misogynist Loner Elitist(as in, I look down upon all plebs in the world)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 16:53:22 2015 No.6654071 >>6651501 >witty don't make me tip it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 16:55:27 2015 No.6654083 >>6653991 How are you Machiavellian? I'm gonna go with Pat Bateman here. Also, if you are all of those positives, you probably don't have comorbidity with retardation :/ Maybe just Aspie or HFA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 16:55:58 2015 No.6654088 >smoke marijuana >loner >lazy >coward

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 16:56:27 2015 No.6654091 >>6646719 Arrogant, pushy, manipulative, narcissistic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:00:28 2015 No.6654113 >>6646719 Arrogant, disillusioned, lazy, big fan of drugs, dream of being a writer. Don't hate me cause you ain't me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:01:55 2015 No.6654120 >>6654113 that's a pretty mediocre combo, think /lit/ can only hate the abv avg pretentious people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:06:58 2015 No.6654144 >>6654120 A mediocre combo of flaws doesn't sound too bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:08:09 2015 No.6654148 >>6654144 Mediocre to gain /lit/'s psychotic 'I'M MORE FLAWED THAN YOU!' kind of attention, ofcourse it doesn't. Nobody is fully flawless anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:11:02 2015 No.6654157 >Sad >Lonely >Insecure >Wants to die

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:12:13 2015 No.6654166 >>6654157 pls be in Warsaw

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:15:46 2015 No.6654185 >A known figure in my area for being an outspoken Marxist >Maintain regardless, bourgeois romantic notions of life, love, etc., in private.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:28:53 2015 No.6654254 >>6653619 Meursault

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:30:19 2015 No.6654261 >>6654144 Your mediocrity is your most fatal flaw, though. You're boring :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:31:23 2015 No.6654269 >>6654185 Karl Marx

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:31:41 2015 No.6654272 >>6654166 W-why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:35:38 2015 No.6654298 >>6654185 Marxyyy, what have I told you? Stop pretending to be someone else online.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:42:06 2015 No.6654323 >>6646719 >worst personality traits -impatient -obstinate -slightly delusional (self aware? hum.) -pessimistic -contrarian, while disliking disorder Riddle me that. I'm curious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 7 17:44:34 2015 No.6654333 >>6654323 Oh an elitist. But on /lit/ we all tend to be. Besides the Marxists.

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