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(Objectively) The smartest human ever? If not, whom?

>> No.6633423
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6633423

Lol. Stop making threads on this faggot

There are living people who are more smart

>> No.6633428

>>6633423
But David Lewis died 14 years ago

>> No.6633447

>>6633428
What does David Lewis have to do with anything?

>> No.6633448

>Whom is the smartest human ever?

Don't use the word whom if you don't know how to use it.

>> No.6633450

>>6633415
Objectively, any hooker.

>> No.6633457

He was literally an insane person lol.

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6633458

>>6633415

>> No.6633461

>>6633415
literally a madman haha

>> No.6633466

>>6633457
>Hasn't read Nietzsche's The Myth of Syphilis lol.

>> No.6633506

>>6633448
Whom are you talking to?

>> No.6633507

>>6633457
>>6633461
How do you suppose the smartest person is not a madman, samefag?

>> No.6633521

>>6633507
tripfags aren't exactly the sharpest crayons in the box

>> No.6633546

Nietzsche didn't believe in objectivity of value. Perhaps you should say perspectively the smartest person ever.

>> No.6633585

>>6633415

newton
euler
gauss
einstein
feynman

>> No.6633596

Reminder that if Nietzsche had lived during the Middle Ages he would have been a harcore Christian.

>> No.6633602

>>6633521
Ad hominem.

>> No.6633603

>>6633521
tripfags aren't exactly the foulest stool in the pot

>> No.6633782

>>6633521
tripfags aren't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed

>> No.6633794

>>6633782
SOMEBODY

>> No.6633800

>>6633415
>whom

>> No.6633806

>>6633602

do you have any idea what a fucking ad hominem fallacy is

>> No.6633809

>>6633415
depends on your definition of intelligence and what field of knowledge they toil in.

>> No.6633822

>>6633466
underrated post

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6633826

>>6633415
Based Thomas

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6633828

>>6633415
it's not surprising TBH, he had the Holy Spirit with him

>> No.6633852

>>6633585

>scientists
>intelligent

Top kek

>> No.6633862

I wish Nietzsche had been born later. Imagine what he could have done had he known of post Nash equilibria and Game Theory, modern cultural anthropology, and the like.

The problem with Nietzsche is he anticipates much, but lacks a cogent framework with which to express his thoughts. He's a 20th century author trapped in the 19th.

>> No.6633866

>not christopher nolan

4u

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6633895

>>6633415

>> No.6633897
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6633897

>>6633415
Only insecure teenagers or man children care about either the question or the answer.

>> No.6633903

>>6633862
>lacks a cogent framework
that's precisely the reason for his strength

>> No.6633937

>>6633903

It is evidence of original genius, yes, but it's also a hindrance from a strictly rhetorical standpoint. British critics have crucified him on the basis of their misunderstanding of his work, which poisons the viewpoint of those who do intend to read him, and turns off those who would presumably most benefit.

>> No.6633944

>>6633806
Sure do, little buddy. In this case it's how he derogated my being a tripfag instead of grappling with the topic at hand, e.g. answering the fucking question.

>> No.6633953
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6633953

are you 16?

>> No.6633979

Statistically unlikely, to say nothing of the issues with the idea of "objective measures of intelligence".

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6633995

>>6633937
Who cares? If people misunderstand him it's not his fault, if he's not accessible to certain groups it doesn't matter, if he only writes for the "initiated" who cares.

I can only speak for myself but to get on any author's work there is a requirement of self-thought from you, yes, be it YA or some obscure philosopher, certain thoughts you have made yourself give you access to enjoying/comprehending the author, be it little kids thinking about heroism before reading some fantasy novel or thinking about the nature of morals for a phil. text.

You can take a horse to the river, but you can't make him drink, and you certainly can't give him a mouth if he doesn't have one.

>> No.6634039

>>6633995
>You can take a horse to the river, but you can't make him drink, and you certainly can't give him a mouth if he doesn't have one.

You cannot speak of ocean to a well-frog
-Zhuangzi

>> No.6634062

>>6634039
Noice. I'm gonna remember this one.

>> No.6634069

>>6633585
>Newton
cool meme friend

>> No.6634077

>>6633596
Reminder the church was the only source of education for layman during the middle ages unless one was of nobility.

>> No.6634084

>>6633585
Von Neumann is whom I would put as one of the smartest.

>> No.6634103

>>6633944
Ad hominem doesn't apply for tripfags.
Whoever who uses a name in a predominantly anonymous board is seeking for attention to some extent, biasing everything they say because they will focus to give some sort of character to his persona, even in detriment of his message.
That's why most of the time they generate conflict, because when they're proven to be mistaken they try to stick to their identity, defending their point of views not because they have a reason to it but mostly because their identity is being threatened.

This is a irrefutable truth.

>> No.6634112

>>6633415

>Daily reminder that Nietzsche died a kissless virgin

>> No.6634116

>>6634112

HE FUCKED THE METAPHYSICS LIKE YO MOMMA DONT KNOW BOY!

>> No.6634122

>>6634112
>died a kissless virgin
>died from syphilis

>> No.6634136

Me :^)

>> No.6634139

>>6634112
He fucked a horse, that counts right?

>> No.6634153

>>6633995
you sir are a genius!

>> No.6634157

>>6634112
and? do we value people by how many women they fuck?

>> No.6634160
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6634160

>smartest human ever
>anybody other than Carl Schmitt

topkek. Hans Kelsen pls go

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>>6634153
Not even close. And if you read what I said you'd notice I said no thing about intelligence. You, sir, are even more smartismart!

>> No.6634218

>>6634122

Educated people studying his death have determined that he actually died from Brain Cancer.

>> No.6634223

>>6634218
no, he got c@nzur b0$$

>> No.6634227

>>6634165
who is this

>> No.6634242
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6634242

>>6633852
philosophers are smarter than mathematicians

>> No.6634244

>>6633596
Reminder that if my auntie had nuts she'd be my uncle.

>> No.6634249

>>6634227
A heartthrob of men who have no prospects in real life.

>> No.6634250

>>6634218
>>6634122

The evidence is conclusive.

http://www.leonardsax.com/Nietzsche.pdf

Many scholars have argued that Nietzsche’s dementia was caused by
syphilis. A careful review of the evidence suggests that this consensus is probably
incorrect. The syphilis hypothesis is not compatible with most of the evidence available.
Other hypotheses – such as slowly growing right-sided retro-orbital meningioma –
provide a more plausible fit to the evidence."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/3313279/Madness-of-Nietzsche-was-cancer-not-syphilis.html

The new research was carried out by Dr Leonard Sax, the director of the Montgomery Centre for Research in Child Development in Maryland, America. Dr Sax made his discovery after studying accounts of Nietzsche's collapse with dementia in 1889. He was admitted to an asylum in Basle, Switzerland, and was initially diagnosed as being in the advanced stages of syphilis.
According to Dr Sax, however, Nietzsche's notes show no signs of the symptoms which are now regarded as evidence of this disease, such as an expressionless face and slurred speech.
"Nietzsche exhibited none of these symptoms," said Dr Sax. "His facial expressions remained vivid, his reflexes were normal, tremor was not present, his handwriting after his collapse was at least as good as it had been in previous years - and his speech was fluent."
Dr Sax added that in the late 19th century more than 90 per cent of those with advanced syphilis rapidly declined and died within five years of diagnosis. Nietzsche, in contrast, lived for another 11 years.

According to Dr Sax, the suggestion that Nietzsche caught syphilis from prostitutes arose in 1947. In a book condemning Nietzsche's role in Nazi philosophy, Lange-Eichbaum alleged that a Berlin neurologist had once told him that the philosopher "had infected himself with syphilis in a Leipzig brothel during his time as a student there, and that he had been treated for syphilis by two Leipzig physicians".
Despite the lack of documentary or medical evidence, the allegation has since been repeated without question by generations of academics, said Dr Sax. "Extraordinarily, this single passage in Lange-Eichbaum's obscure book is the chief foundation, cited again and again, that Nietzsche had syphilis."

>> No.6634271

>>6634227
Perseus Projectura

>> No.6634278

Nietzsche's genius is the tension between his shrewd psychological insight and his giddy German romanticism, or, in his terms, the tension between his Apollonian and Dionysian spirits.

Aristotle was a better Apollonian and as for Dionysian, his fellow German romantic Novalis was superior.

http://www.logopoeia.com/novalis/hymns.html

>> No.6634283

>>6633415
>whom
you stupid shit
'whom' is not just an eloquent 'who'

>> No.6634370

>>6633448
Don't even use it in 2015

>> No.6634383

>>6634370
Yes, do use it, where appropriate.

'Whom' has a valid function. Don't let the people who don't know how to use it destroy it.

>> No.6634723

>>6634278
What noble crap!
>he was tortured between 2 passions
Where do you find this crap?

>> No.6634729

>>6634283
Whilst you use that I'll use the other.

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>>6634283
>>6634370
C>>6633953
>>6633897
>>6633800
>>6633448
>/lit/
>not assuming blatant grammar error is b8
>dfw

>> No.6636049

albert enisten :^)

>> No.6636163

>>6633415
That's not Milton

>> No.6636186

>>6633415

Uh, that's now how whom is used. It has to be the object of a verb or preposition, like me or him are used.

>> No.6637367

>>6633585
>putting Feynman above Heisenberg and Fermi

Pleb

>> No.6637371

>>6633596
>Middle Ages
>Christian
O I am laffin

>> No.6637387

>>6633415
Alan Turing

>> No.6637393

>>6637387
Literally a cocksucker

>> No.6637408

>>6633415
My vote goes to Einstein or Turing. Newton would be second.

>> No.6637423

>>6637408
Einstein is overrated, especially when compared to Heisenberg, Fermi, Niels Bohr

>> No.6637432

>>6634039
You can feed the horse salty snacks making it desperate for water and they also give surgery to babies born without anuses all the time.

You easterners are always so accepting of fate. Try to care about the outcome a little more and you might get somewhere.

>> No.6637439

>>6633415

Isaac Asimov, by his own admission:

>Isaac Asimov described Sagan as one of only two people he ever met whose intellect surpassed his own. The other, he claimed, was the computer scientist and artificial intelligence expert Marvin Minsky.

>> No.6637441

>>6637432
haven't you been told to stop thinking about baby's anuses?

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>>6637441
They probably have one of those hotdog bun piercers and bounce the baby onto it.

>> No.6637496

>>6633415
Pessimist: He was born by long time ago. We did not memorize it. We were foolish.
Optimist: He is will born in the future.

>> No.6637500

My vote is for Wittgenstein

>> No.6637513
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6637513

probably some autistic savant locked in his basement forecasting the apocalypse through binary matrices

the world will never know

>> No.6638643

>>6637423
You missed Dirac.

>> No.6638650

I would say Newton though for being influential across so many fields.

>> No.6639414

>>6634103
Still an ad hominem attack. If you say that something isn't true because the person who made the claim is usually dishonest, then you have used an ad hominem fallacy.

>> No.6639455

Socrates (Plato), Nietzsche, or Walter Benjamin

>> No.6639475

>>6639455
>Socrates (Plato),
Get this dialectician outta here.

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6639480

Stirner said more in The Ego than Nietzche ever did, and with less edge.

>> No.6639502

>>6633450
Who's the world's smartest hooker?

>> No.6639507

>>6633461
So I told Friedrich to reevaluate all values... He actually did it, the absolute madman! Hahaha!

>> No.6639810

Goethe

>> No.6639817

>>6639480
how did stirner say more than nietzsche?

>> No.6639832

>>6633423

Is that benatar?

>> No.6639842

>>6633602

FUCK OFF TRIPFAGGOT GET OFF MY BOARD

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>>6633415
/thread

>> No.6639894

>>6639480
Lol, I don't think even Stephen King has said more than Nietzsche.

>> No.6639904

>>6639894
That's trivially true, because Stephen King has never said anything.

>> No.6639924

>>6639844
Ben Stiller is not that smart.

>> No.6639928

>>6639904
Heh, I saw that coming. Ok, fine.

Nietzsche had a larger amount of meaningful things to say than King has meaningless.

>> No.6639943

>>6639924
eheheheh

>> No.6639949

>>6639502
well Jake Hooker won a Pulitzer Prize so I guess he is pretty smart

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>>6633415
You're all dumb. Pic related is the smartest ever.

>> No.6640140

>>6640100
Other than be a riddler the only things he ever did was that inane aesthetic rant at the end of PoTA.

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pic related

>> No.6640189

>>6640100

God bless you.

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>>6633415
Yes.

And this is objectively his best book.

>> No.6640275

>>6640268
>objectively
you havent learned anything dog

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>>6640275
k

>> No.6641325

>>6640268
>>6633415
>Praise Nietzsche as being absolutely correct and the smartest human ever
>believe in objectivity
You guys aren't very bright, huh?

>> No.6641369

Richard Dawkins or Bertrand Russell are the smartest people ever

>> No.6641493

>>6633415
>>6633415
Leonardo da Vinci, he was literally a polymath

>> No.6641545

>>6637500
Whitehead my vote

>> No.6641566

>>6641369
faggot detected

>> No.6641642

>>6633415
Bach

screw scientists
screw philosophers

this man was the smartest fuckin man on the planet and everything he contributed exudes this

literally wrote every single rule for music

>> No.6641654

His metaphysics is a Pantheistic soup called "the will to power". Everything is "the will to power". That's not better than the pre-Socratics thinking that everything was water or fire. Nietzsche, despite reading Greek, was not an intellectual kind of mind, one that can carefully make distinctions, like Aristotle, so that you don't end up reducing everything to water, or fire, or atoms, or energy, or force, or "Will".
Nietzsche was fundamentally a German romantic. That's not really an intellectual type, it's poetic.

>> No.6641656

>>6641642
Bach's sacred music is bad (that mind sound hyperbolic, but listen to Palestrina and you will know what I mean. Bach's sacred music is pastoral music with occasional fits of ecstasy). His fugues often sound like mathematical finger exercises.

>> No.6641678

>>6639507
i love this shit. ahh use guys

>> No.6641680

>>6641656

Bach's music about Christ
http://youtu.be/FwWL8Y-qsJg

Palestrina music about Christ
http://youtu.be/EuV1JL8EgP0

Bach's is a very sweet melody but it is pastoral, not sacred. And I think that applies to pretty much all of Bach's "sacred" music.

>> No.6641693

Leibniz hands down. Mindblowing that nobody has cited him.
Though I have a hard on for my husbando Michelangelo.
For a literary figure, I may go for Balzac. Strike me as the most "intelligent".

>>6637439
Lel

>>6638643
Dirac is plebeian.
>Making a tantrum against poetry
>Being a typical no fun allowed moron
>Promoting his bizarro formalism in all points inferior to Von Neumann

>>6634160
Patrician choice.

>> No.6641697

>>6641680

>applies to all Bach's "sacred" music

I suspect you have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about. It's clear you haven't listened to most of the chorales, nor the Psalms, nor any of his music if you would seriously make an assumption like that.

>> No.6641704

>>6641680
More Bach
http://youtu.be/GWMn7PkOFjY

Now, mind you, this is a MASS. A Mass is in the Catholic tradition about the sacrifice of Christ at Calvary, the crucifixion and redemption. Does this music in ANY way evoke that sacrifice? Looked at in this way, not only is the music not sacred, it is positively profane, but really this reflects the Protestant idea of the Mass as a communal meal, hence the reduction of the sacred to the mere pastoral.

Palestrina Mass
http://youtu.be/BRfF7W4El60

>> No.6641707

>>6641656

>mathematical finger exercises
>sacred music bad

dog you are on a low ass level mentally

>>6640100

truth.

>>6640140

read the Oxen of the Sun chapter in Ulysses if you want to see an author retrace the literary steps of his species (in perfect form), then read the Sirens chapter to see the most musical and sublime prose ever written. Proust was a sandbox toy-boy compared to Nobodaddy Joyce

>> No.6641709

>>6641680
>There are people that don't have Matthews Passion in their top choices
Guess we need all tastes in nature, r-right?

>> No.6641724

>>6641697
>Psalms
http://youtu.be/DHCoKWZLXKA
More of the same. The guy even uploaded a pastoral image to go with it, lol.

>Chorale
http://youtu.be/W_c_JjNdu9M
Another pastoral image. I'm not cherry picking, these are the first videos that came up.

Bach's sacred music is more fit for the countryside than the inner sanctuary of a church.

>>6641709
His Passion demonstrates what I mean better than any other piece of his music. It's human affectation over and over with occasional flights of ecstasy/trance. It's precisely this introduction of affectation that gives his music a profane sound.

>> No.6641740

I mean listen to the first bars of his St. Matthews Passion. It anticipates Beethoven. It's a kind of melancholy brooding atmosphere.
Listen from 09:09 to 09:52. Human affectation followed by ecstatic flight.

>> No.6641755

>>6641740
> It's a kind of melancholy brooding atmosphere.

Well, you might say, isn't it entirely appropriate to have this atmosphere in regards to the Passion. Wouldn't St. Mary and St. John have felt this excruciating melancholy at the foot of the cross?
This is the thing. His emphasis is on the felt human emotion at the foot of the cross, rather than on the glory of God. His emphasis is on man, not God. It's human passion that is the object of this music, not Christ's Passion; it does not want to praise Christ, it wants to describe human psychology. It is theatre.

>> No.6642270

Anaximander

>> No.6642287

>>6637500
Easily Wittgenstein

>> No.6642295

>>6640140
It was meant to be half baked and sloppy, Stephen was a cocky shit. Wasn't meant to be a treatise of Joyce's personal views regarding aesthetics.

>> No.6642324

>>6633415
Well, if we are being objective it was probably some poor fuck born in a shitty disease infested time with no outlet for his genius, maybe 4,000 BC farming somewhere

But out of actual knowable people:
Rimbaud - He is really the only person that amazed me with how fast they learned while not being a total retard autist in all other fields

Goethe - it is obvious, while he lacked modern day knowledge he clearly was brilliant

but something that always hangs in the back of my mind is, if someone is truly a genius, it seems they would be so far ahead of most people contemporary that they would not be well known because no one could relate to them.

Honorable mentions:Pasternak, Keats

>> No.6642337

>>6639842
Haha.

>> No.6642905

>>6642324
Pasternak? Why?