/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.6619273]

More like this plox.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.6619320]

>>6619273
Plaid flannels?

[Anonymous No.6619405]

>>6619320
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT

[Anonymous No.6619419]

>>6619405
heres what i got nigga (cant believe im doing this tbh)
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DtQGyIII!gkXdXZ_cGtbP71uN31t0cg

[Anonymous No.6619428]

>>6619419

wtf..

[Anonymous No.6619433]

>>6619428
What is it? I'm too scared to look.

[Anonymous No.6619453]

>>6619419
oh christ

[Anonymous No.6619474]

>>6619428
>>6619453
what is it?

[Anonymous No.6619483]

>>6619419

............... WOW

[Anonymous No.6619488]

>>6619453
>>6619474
>>6619483
I'm on my phone and can't acces pls tell me all the hullabaloo!

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619489]

>>6619419

[Anonymous No.6619495]

>>6619428
>>6619453
>>6619474
>>6619483
>>6619488
>>6619489

i think you guys are overreacting

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » No.6619497]

>>6619474
47 pictures of her.

[Anonymous No.6619498]

>>6619419

[Anonymous No.6619503]

>>6619497
Did you save some of them for yourself Buttercup?

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619504]

>>6619495
What's in the box nigga?

[Anonymous No.6619505]

>>6619504
what the auntie butters is saying

[Anonymous No.6619506]

>>6619273
not sure what you mean but here are some librarians.

[Anonymous No.6619507]

>>6619419
O lawd.

[Anonymous No.6619509]

>>6619419
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!DtQGyIII!gkXdXZ_cGtbP71uN31t0cg
hey look its the pictures that op wanted?

[Anonymous No.6619514]

>>6619506

[Anonymous No.6619516]

what's her name?

[Anonymous No.6619517]

Guys, I beg you, please post some of them in this thread. I don't often ask for much, an anon gets one chance, just one of these chances to ask something like this, once, and you can't deny an anon that sacred duty. Please post them in this thread for a phone fag. Pretty. Please. I'm on the brink of tears. Please.

[Anonymous No.6619518]

>>6619506
moar like that plox

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619519]

>>6619505
O lawd have mercy on her soul.

[Anonymous No.6619523]

Literally balding: the booktuber

[Anonymous No.6619525]

>>6619517

[Anonymous No.6619527]

Her eyelids are fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.6619530]

>>6619504
>>6619489
>>6619488
guys they are SFW. It's just more pictures like op posted of dumb vid screenshots of this girl doing a book review.

[Anonymous No.6619531]

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619535]

>>6619517
>being this horny lel
O lawd have mercy on his soul.

[Anonymous No.6619537]

[Anonymous No.6619546]

>>6619535

[Anonymous No.6619552]

>so much ado for mildly autistic and tbh with myself quite uninteresting obsession

embarassing

[Anonymous No.6619553]

>>6619525
>>6619537
Much love man. Much love.

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619557]

>>6619514
Who is this petite ham jam?

[Anonymous No.6619559]

>>6619553

[Anonymous No.6619566]

>>6619557
also, are you the fascist greekmoonrunes guy or someone else?

[Anonymous No.6619567]

>>6619552
Lol. This whole thread is funny af. I luv u /lit/, stay golden.

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619577]

>>6619566

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619579]

>>6619546

[Anonymous No.6619584]

just fapped to this thread, thanks /lit

[Anonymous No.6619601]

>>6619273
Who is this lady?

[Anonymous No.6619613]

>>6619584
>U better mean the library girls and not my waifu

[Anonymous No.6619620]

>>6619601
The epitome of woman. She is Venus.

[Anonymous No.6619622]

>>6619613
this is the one that did it for me

[Anonymous No.6619623]

>>6619601

[Anonymous No.6619627]

In talking names and URLs here.

[Anonymous No.6619632]

>>6619613
>regan has had dirty dicks in her
>dirty dirty dicks
>sperm has shot up against regan's cervix
>regan's vagina has made weird squishy sloshing sounds as a smelly hairy sweaty man fumbled his schlong into it and they both laughed
>regan has squatted naked on a toilet with a cigarette between two fingers and pooped cum out of her vag under fluorescent lights

#NOTMYWAIFU

[Anonymous No.6619641]

>>6619557
Sarah

http://www.vice.com/read/fashion-uk-v13n12

[Anonymous No.6619648]

>>6619622
You dirty basterd!

[Anonymous No.6619655]

>>6619632
=(

[Anonymous No.6619659]

>>6619632
horrifying

though she probably just felt rubber up to this point

[Anonymous No.6619663]

>>6619632
nigga, gross

[Anonymous No.6619680]

Any more with her arms somewhat up?

[Anonymous No.6619696]

>>6619680
you have armpit fetish or smthin (not being judgemental)

[Anonymous No.6619701]

>>6619632
Pussy-fart lover, gross.

[Anonymous No.6619704]

if i saw a girl like this in real life i would shit my PANTS

[Anonymous No.6619706]

>>6619680

[Anonymous No.6619719]

>>6619696
No. Though a girl with arms up is a turn on. It elicits erotic thoughts, it's a primally derived emotion. I get a kick out of it exponentially when it's either an innocent girl or naive one as this particular one is, and this last part I can't explain rationally.

[Anonymous No.6619729]

>>6619719
then this video at some points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4BXs2Zr6N4

[Anonymous No.6619730]

Not to be picky, but she's not all that great guys. I'd fuck her because I'm basically a dog with an internet connection, but I've seen way better even in my shitty town.

Anyway, sage because a fun thread doesn't always make a /lit thread.

[Anonymous No.6619732]

>>6619706
GOLD. GOLDEN!

[Anonymous No.6619736]

Now, this whole.. thing raises one question.
How do we get her to experience the Pinecone.

[Anonymous No.6619738]

Can you idiots please fuck off?

[Anonymous No.6619740]

>>6619719
>last part I can't explain rationally.

its autism

[Anonymous No.6619749]

>>6619738
>He takes posting on tibetian carpetmaking advice board VERY seriously.

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619759]

>>6619738
twinishia on stealth mode detected.

[Anonymous No.6619767]

>>6619759
twinishia is just REI when he doesn't forget to take his autism pills

[Anonymous No.6619770]

>>6619738
>I want my Vietnamese vaporwave emporium and enthusiast conference to remain seated and within the vehicle at all times

[Anonymous No.6619772]

>>6619740
Educate me then if you're so bright.

[Anonymous No.6619773]

>>6619729
>this is the pleb /lit/'s in love with

Jesus christ guys, how embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.6619774]

>>6619736
I will confer The Secret onto you, if ye deposit another kinky one. Pinky promise.

[Anonymous No.6619781]

>>6619773
Don't pretend like you UNDERSTAND our infatuation! Mph.

[Anonymous No.6619782]

>>6619719
The only rational explanation is that you want someone to play with your dick using their inexperienced hands, this someone preferably being (a bit like) a child (hence innocent/naive).

[Anonymous No.6619785]

What is love?

[Anonymous No.6619794]

>>6619782
>>6619782
I like my girls with some puberty on them I'll have you know. Even if it's only a little.

[Anonymous No.6619795]

>>6619773
it doesn't matter if she reads the same literature as me or not, she can give me unpretentious answers to questions like "what is love?" or "what is the afterlife?" "do we have a soul", things /lit/ can't. and we'd do this all day long while kissing each other and looking into each other's eyes, a true perfect romance.

[Anonymous No.6619796]

>>6619781
I don't understand it, is the point. She's some 4/10 YA reader on the internet going on about 'muh independent women' and gushing over how hot she thinks male book characters are.

[Anonymous No.6619803]

>>6619796
>judging women numerically

back to r9k, chad

[Anonymous No.6619809]

>>6619796
>4/10
solid 7/10

[Anonymous No.6619833]

>>6619803
or back to rym

[Anonymous No.6619839]

>>6619796
Yes: She's as pleb as fuck, not close to hot, extremely ignorant. And, I'm not perfectly sure about this but there might be a hint of autism there too.
This is way we, or I who have self-reflected on my I've had previous quirky tastes from time to time and am willing to admit it, is that she is escapement from reason, an escape from purgatory -- even if only temporarily escapement from ourselves. Like a pet that makes you feel all gushy inside. I would fuck her silly for these reasons. And get in before life stills the wilfully ignoramus in her and turn her cold and bitter.

[Anonymous No.6619849]

>>6619839
i think you're confused. she isn't any more pleb than me or you, but she is less pretentious.

[Anonymous No.6619851]

>>6619839
>This is way we, or I who have self-reflected on my I've had previous quirky tastes from time to time
jej

[Anonymous No.6619855]

>>6619849
I'd protest this point. :/
Sure we could've been the same "pleb" as her earlier in our lives and perhaps in time she will outgrow it like we've. But now, no. She's misguided, deluded, and are these not the symptoms of pleb-dom? I can smell the spooks halfway across the world through the screen when I look at her videos.

[Anonymous No.6619859]

>>6619851
Wut . I'm type erroeing, who cares?

[Anonymous No.6619861]

>>6619785
Baby don't hurt me...

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6619867]

>>6619767
REI died a long time ago, twinishia had a nervous breakdown and then she disappeared.

[Anonymous No.6619873]

>>6619861
No more. No more....

[Anonymous No.6619874]

>>6619861
don't hurt me...

[Anonymous No.6619880]

>>6619809
She's below average.

[Anonymous No.6619907]

I didn't count but I don't think the total pic count reached 47.
HAVE WE GOT THEM ALL BOYS?

[Anonymous No.6619916]

>>6619880
>using vague terms like "average" to describe a highly subjective concept such as beauty

wicked bro

[Anonymous No.6619926]

>>6619916
Not him but would "mediocre" suffice?

[Anonymous No.6619927]

>>6619867
twinshia is rei and both are guys (said so themselves)
it's only a matter of time before rei is back in another guise claiming to not be either

[Anonymous No.6619952]

>>6619907

[Anonymous No.6619983]

>>6619926
Noooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.6620007]

>>6619952
Appropriate lol.

[Anonymous No.6620018]

>>6619849
Actually if you've seen her videos she carries quite a few pretensions... Not elitist ones of coarse but nontheless.

[Anonymous No.6620150]

>>6619952

[Anonymous No.6620167]

>>6620150
poor quality. abhorred/abhorrent. 7/10

[Anonymous No.6620172]

>>6620167

7/10 is a pretty solid rating tho.......

[Anonymous No.6620213]

>>6620150
Ha! You can't hurt me with pixels! i would never group do her

[Anonymous No.6620219]

>>6620150
>/lit/ sexually harassing some poor booktuber
We've done it again.

[Anonymous No.6620269]

>>6620219
Not yet.

[Anonymous No.6620438]

Has anybody made a comment on her videos yet? Remember, niceties only. ;)

[Anonymous No.6620571]

>>6620172
>thatsthejoke.jpg
it's also a play on the ratings given earlier in the thread, spec. >>6619809 and >>6619796

[Anonymous No.6620575]

>>6620438
I sent her a tweet with links to warosu, the two threads about her that have happened recently, but she hasn't responded. She has been on twitter though afaik, because she responded to tweets two hours ago, whereas I sent that tweet four hours ago, so.

[Anonymous No.6620640]

[Anonymous No.6620643]

>>6619419
Thanks for uploading this for me the other day anon

[Anonymous No.6620646]

>>6620575
>I sent her a tweet with links to warosu

Why do people do this

Are you that socially retarded?

[Anonymous No.6620652]

>>6620646
>are you that socially retarded?
>4chan

[Anonymous No.6620662]

Has she even read Infinite Jest though?

>>6620646
>implying he didn't do it intentionally to fuck with both this girl and her /lit/ adorers

[Anonymous No.6620712]

>>6620646

let's not forget the people who make these threads in the first place

[Anonymous No.6620739]

>>6620712
Hey now. >:(

[Anonymous No.6620751]

>>6620575
I'll pray that she noticeses our efforts.
*crosses fingers*

[Anonymous No.6621206]

>>6620751
>noticeses
are we impersonating smeagol now?

[Anonymous No.6621224]

guys if you only knew how much this chick who was completely into me in highschool looked EXACTLY like this girl

and that i denied her

and that i regret that choice hardcore to this day

[Anonymous No.6621234]

>>6621224
And behaviour?

[Anonymous No.6621240]

>>6621224

[Anonymous No.6621244]

>>6619273

>mfw my colleague looks exactly like this semen demon

[Anonymous No.6621245]

>>6619736
>>6619952
>>6620640

Excuse me, make way for the real Queen

[Anonymous No.6621247]

>>6621245

[Anonymous No.6621251]

>>6621234
Not bookish or shy. More musically oriented. Social. Modest with occasional flirting. Sense of humor. Opinionated.

I haven't seen much of this girl's videos, so make contrasts and comparisons as it suits you.

[Anonymous No.6621254]

>>6620575
TELL HER THAT SHE FILLS ME WITH THE POWER OF RAPE

IT IS A POWER I HAVE NOT FELT IN SOME TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YTO6wus8s0

YYEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRGH

[Anonymous No.6621280]

>>6621251
>make contrasts and comparisons as it suits you.
They're in two different worlds man. The difference is Mars and Uranus. Since, you should know it's only 25% looks that count with this girl.

[Anonymous No.6621347]

>>6619927
why do i have a feeling that you're rei too

[Anonymous No.6621368]

https://instagram.com/peruseproject/
I will just leave this here

[Anonymous No.6621371]

Why do youtubers all talk in that pepped up way, no one's going to shoot them if they talk normally

[Anonymous No.6621393]

Regan's a 6/10

[Anonymous No.6621401]

>>6619738
BACK THE FUCK OFF!??

[Anonymous No.6621527]

>>6621368
not much to work with

[Anonymous No.6621568]

>>6619770
lol what the fuck

[Anonymous No.6621945]

>>6621527
jesus christ 10/10

[Anonymous No.6621964]

>ugly girl
Worshipped by hundreds of men, has every need fulfilled by a provider, can have any man 8/10 or below.
>ugly guy
Despised by millions, has to struggle to survive due to less opportunities in employment, will never have anyone to love, will die alone.

[Anonymous No.6621991]

>>6621964
have you even seen >>6621527
and https://websta.me/p/984909166705635741_1194065251
and https://websta.me/p/987310577141674107_1194065251
and https://websta.me/p/994219831345803683_1194065251
this girl is a mega qt

[Anonymous No.6622008]

>>6621964
Ugly women make more money because HR is mostly women. Cunty women, but I repeat myself.

[Anonymous No.6622087]

>where should one start with her book reviews ?

[Anonymous No.6622157]

>>6621527
>literally stealing tay sway's look in some of those outfits
AWFUL

[Anonymous No.6622164]

>>6622157
t. swift is adorable, and so is she.
i find nothing wrong w/ a cop of style.

[Anonymous No.6622666]

https://websta.me/p/991596595118338223_1194065251
>tfw

;_;

[Anonymous No.6622702]

>>6622666
it almost looks like a hover hand, no firm grip, that beta is no competition to my Jimbo Jones

[Anonymous No.6622720]

>>6622666
>I actually feel happy for her.

[Anonymous No.6622727]

>>6622702
I bet he hasn't even read the Old Testament in full.

[Anonymous No.6622748]

I think the only logical conclusion to our shared infatuation is we all show up at her house with a selection of literature and she can pick the most alpha, patrician suitor. That anon will get exclusive access to her and pictures of her on /lit/.

tbh don't bother coming if you're less than 6' and haven't read the greeks

[Anonymous No.6622752]

>>6622748
>>6622748
I've read The Fault In Our Stars. I KNOW SHE HAS, have you?

[Anonymous No.6622754]

>>6619641
I hate using this word, but those women were plebs. It's weird, you don't need a degree in English to work in a library but one in "Library Science." (Not that an English degree is any guarantor of taste.)

[Anonymous No.6622769]

>>6622748
After I show her the Z none of you bitch ass niggas stand the chance.

[Anonymous No.6622777]

>>6619641
>Once a guy returned a book and told me that there was something for me in the first chapter. When I opened it there was a long letter where he explained why he didn’t dare to come up and talk to me and that he wished that some day he would have the courage to do that.
>tfw now trying this on librarians

[Anonymous No.6622795]

>>6619855

The whole "we've all been pleb before" is bullshit to make you feel better, some of us can smell shit from a distance, and know better than to get in close and take a bite.

[Anonymous No.6622806]

>>6621371

Because they're fucking morons! That's why!

[Anonymous No.6622809]

She's turning 21 next month. We must get her something very special.

[Anonymous No.6622819]

>>6622777
What, why, what feelings did you feel when you read the letter from him, do you want to make othersfeel that?

[Anonymous No.6622824]

>>6621245

This sweet sweet girl makes my dick hard, she's the kind of shy and very nice girl you couod have a lovely family with, you'd be happy forever

[Anonymous No.6622826]

>>6622795
Breaking from indoctrination and getting on the road of pursuit in free though IS a path we must all travel, Anon.

[Anonymous No.6622847]

I wonder where this will end.

[Anonymous No.6622865]

>tfw I think I would get along with her dad

[Anonymous No.6622882]

>>6621527
>Katie presents
lmao

[Anonymous No.6622896]

[Anonymous No.6622904]

she is demonic

[Anonymous No.6622911]

>>6622904
Brah.

[Anonymous No.6622917]

>>6622911

brahhh

[Anonymous No.6622951]

>>6621964
Wtf are you talking about. Ugly women get called fat cows and shit openly all the time. Ugly guys get hot girls way easier than the other way around.

[Anonymous No.6622957]

>>6622917
Duuuude.

[Anonymous No.6623004]

[Anonymous No.6623036]

[Anonymous No.6623042]

>>6621964
>this is actually true

[Anonymous No.6623047]

[Anonymous No.6623056]

>>6619680
this one you might like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnSYuu5fEtk

[Anonymous No.6623066]

>>6622904
I want to put my semen in that demon

[Anonymous No.6623070]

>>6623056
>friend
brings her fuckbuddy over in a video that teases their light bondage kinks
cmon now

[Anonymous No.6623078]

>>6619680
>>6623056
and definitely this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2TfmXYyJg4

[Anonymous No.6623090]

We should find another youtube muse so we could imagine the two fighting over our attention. Just a suggestion.

[Anonymous No.6623092]

>>6623078
>blonde hair
>green eyes
>freckles
oh what a dream.
and she likes books to boot
dreamfu

[Anonymous No.6623099]

[Anonymous No.6623107]

>>6621527
oh my god, are we really going down this path

[Anonymous No.6623111]

This thread is an embarrassment to /lit/

[Anonymous No.6623119]

>>6623111
/lit/ is an embarrassment to /lit/

[Anonymous No.6623125]

>>6623111
>waifuism on /lit/
why haven't these people been banned? fapping over a "booktuber" is not literature
fucking janitors

[Anonymous No.6623139]

>>6623125
>>6623111
now kiss

[Anonymous No.6623431]

[Anonymous No.6623443]

>>6619273
Why is the woman being spammed? Who is she?
She's good looking I guess but nothing really special

[Anonymous No.6623554]

>>6623443
She is a goddess

[Anonymous No.6623567]

>>6623443
PeruseProject. She's a "booktuber" who talks about the shitty young adult fiction she reads.

[Anonymous No.6623605]

>>6623443
/r9k/ once again shitposting betalove on a board that's not theirs.

[Anonymous No.6623667]

[Anonymous No.6623682]

>>6619719
I assume armpit fetish is a thing because Donna Tartt brings it up in The Goldfinch alongside a mention of bare feet.

[Anonymous No.6623710]

>>6619773
Opposites attract

So I guess that means you secretly read genre fiction and YA lit

[Anonymous No.6623736]

>>6621964
a grain of truth to this, although exaggerated

[Anonymous No.6623748]

>>6623736
Based on what? GENERALIZATIONS!

[Anonymous No.6623789]

>>6623710
good point, the people who aren't drooling over a 15 year old are the ones who have psychological problems and can't read

[Anonymous No.6623815]

>>6623789
>Muh fallacy emporium.
I don't get why people who have obvious resentment towards this or that derived from social, moral or other such proprietaial beliefs not just say I despise you and not try to rationalize it with no logic! Unbelievable.
>2015.

[Anonymous No.6623823]

>>6623036

>mfw im a kissless virgin

[ΟΥΤΙΣ No.6623829]

>>6621964
>ugly women can land 8/10 guys
Fuck no, not unless he's poor and she'll provide for him, which happens. If they're both poor, he might fucker, but he sure as hell won't provide for her, and if he's not poor he won't waste his time with her. 8/10 will not devote themselves to an ugly woman sexually, let alone provide for her.