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6595669 No.6595669 [Reply] [Original]

you can go back in time and abort a philosopher to save philosophy.
Choose wisely.

it's nothing personal, but he's the head vampire of marxism

>> No.6595671

Why not just kill Marx or Ricardo?

>> No.6595673

Socrates

>> No.6595674

I'd run through Athens with an m16 slaughtering every straight white male I can see.

>> No.6595676

Buddha

>> No.6595688

It wouldn't change a damn thing... And you know it.
What was that sentence? Oh yes. Deal with it.

>> No.6595699

>implying the great man theory of history
>implying people weren't and wouldn't have come up with similar conclusions themselves
>this is how dumb reactionaries are

>> No.6595704

>>6595676
Well, if you meet the buddha you should kill him, so...

>> No.6595706

>>6595699
If only he'd read Hegel he'd know...

>> No.6595714
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6595714

We coulda just went eastern if it weren't for this faggot.

>> No.6595717

>>6595674
>straight
so nobody?

>> No.6595719

>>6595717
hehe

>> No.6595733

>>6595699

I disagree. "Reactionaries" are far from dumb, they would go as far as to create a handful of decoy theories, who would make the ruling class remain on seat, in the sea of ever shifting times... Unless...

>> No.6595742

>>6595699
>implying people weren't and wouldn't have come up with similar conclusions themselves
this counterfactual
just is
>the great man theory of history

>> No.6595748

>>6595669
Marxism is more of a complete distortion of the Hegelian dialects. Have you even read him?

>> No.6595755
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6595755

I'd kill Socrates and thereby smother the abomination of western philosophy in its cradle.

>> No.6595758

>>6595755
you can't kill an idea

because ideas

are bulletproof

>> No.6595763
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6595763

>>6595714
yeah, fucking Illustrerad Verldsh and his eastern hating shenanigans.

srsly, who is that.

>> No.6595765

>>6595755
>he thinks Western Philosophy started with Socrates
Must be why you hate it so much, having no idea what it is and all.

>> No.6595770

>>6595763
It's Thales.

>> No.6595771

I would kill Nietszche, not because I think it would change anything, just because it would feel good to arbitrarily impose my own morality on his

>> No.6595773

>>6595763
Thales, the first Western Philosopher

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6595774

>>6595717

>> No.6595778

>>6595763
>Illustrerad
Dank name

>> No.6595779

>>6595755
Expect that wouldn't work, faggot, see >>6595714

>> No.6595790

i would kill jesus so i appear on the bible lel

>> No.6595794

>>6595669
I'd kill Stirner just for the sake of minimizing shitposting on /lit/

>> No.6595805

>>6595794
butterfly effect, anon. we'd just be shitposting Fichte instead.

>> No.6595806
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6595806

Constantine the great.

>> No.6595823

>>6595794
>Stirner dies
>Marx remain a idealist
I would like to see how things would have turned out.
>in this universe Engels is still his lackey
Being Engels is suffering.

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6595826

Aquinas

>> No.6595828

>>6595805
That would be so much better tbh

>> No.6595857

>>6595826
Without Constantine there's no Aquinas.
Killing "the great" it means we get those 1000 years back. We could be exploring the stars by now :^)

>> No.6596063

>>6595674
John Green pls

>> No.6596118
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6596118

1. Marx
2. Stirner
3. Hegel -- only if Marx is off the table

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6596159

Thales

>> No.6596168

>>6595717
Nice.

>> No.6596311
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6596311

Francis Bacon

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6596441

>>6595717

>implying the concept of homosexuality existed in greece/rome

>> No.6596487

Nietzsche

>> No.6596492

>>6596441
>b-but the ancient fag- er philosophers were lisping sissies just like me!

>> No.6596510

>>6595669
>implying you have to be a Marxist to understand that Hegel is the best

What is wrong with you? It's like killing Aristotle or something