/lit/ Popular Books Poll

[Anonymous No.6589117]

Let's actually try to do something productive today. Below is a poll where you can submit 5 of your favorite books, each you can weight with different point values.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/15M0czhOd-0FY6z3-Lg_kxFkGTMZ_WVC3Z7cxPK1xTac/viewform

Once a decent amount of votes have been put in, I will link the spreadsheet of responses, then calculate the results, and hopefully we'll have a nice info graphic like the one below that actually does not suck. Maybe it'll have only 30 or so books, not sure yet.

http://i.imgur.com/L6KE2Uz.jpg

Get voting!

[Anonymous No.6589151]

Forgot to include this, but if you vote for the same book more than once, all of your votes will not be counted

[Anonymous No.6589780]

Voted, looking forward to the results of this. Could get something that reflects the 2015 /lit/ better than that top 100 books list

[Anonymous No.6589802]

what format should i enter it in? i assume the following:
>Author's Name - Book Title

[Anonymous No.6589806]

voted. this thread's gonna get boring unless --
I guess someone should share their list
for people to shitpost against

[Anonymous No.6589809]

>>6589802
oh I just did
> Book Title
uh. they should be notable enough not
to need the clarification, but
you should do that.

[Anonymous No.6589819]

>>6589117

I also voted. Pretty good idea, but you may need to manually aggregate some of the books at the end due to >>6589802 and misspellings

[Anonymous No.6589824]

>>6589806
uh I'll oblige I suppose:
Lolita
Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction
Cat's Cradle
Frankenstein
The Stranger

I'm so sorry I'm so not well read and pleb and I just can't put down a book I haven't yet read and I am so high school tier and there are so many better books than these but I just couldn't parrot someone else's opinion on it now could I now could I now could I now.

[Anonymous No.6589828]

>>6589806
good point. I voted:

3 pts - Pale Fire
2 pts - Gravity's Rainbow
2 pts - Midnight's Children
1 pt - The Remains of the Day
1 pt - One Hundred Years of Solitude

[Anonymous No.6589831]

>>6589806
I'll bait and you give you lot shitpost material. In order:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Blood Meridian
Night Watch (Terry Pratchett)
Being and Time
Tai Pei

[Anonymous No.6589832]

Books of the Bible (ie 'Genesis' or 'Matthew' or 'Ruth') ? Or just the Bible ?

[Anonymous No.6589838]

>>6589824
That's not a bad list, 'specially if it's your own taste

[Anonymous No.6589840]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gOzvQn7wUxff2rRQaCfmUQivXyy0ednhdCbZmC7B7vU/edit?usp=sharing

Viewable spreadsheet for the curious.

[Anonymous No.6589846]

>>6589832
uh just do books of the bible i guess, we'll figure it out in the future

[Anonymous No.6589852]

>>6589840
that one guy really likes leaves of grass, huh

[Anonymous No.6589869]

I voted
Ulysses
Book of Job
Gravity's Rainbow
Storm of Steel
One Hundred Years of Solitude
sort of a mix of books I consider great and current favorites (current favorites mostly being Storm of Steel and Solitude, not that they're not great, but maybe not as great as the top is)

[Anonymous No.6589879]

>>6589840
Hey Aaron D can you delete the Leaves of Grass faggot from the document pls

[Anonymous No.6589893]

I voted
V. - A little underappreciated among Pinchin's books, but it's the one I have most fun reading
Tristram Shandy - Did meta better than most recent pomo books
Moby-Dick - self-explanatory
Little, Big - The only valuable thing Harold Bloom has done for me is recommend this book.
The Trial - Kakfa is a qt

[Anonymous No.6589897]

Hey faggot, the Bible is not a book

[Anonymous No.6589903]

>>6589846
too late I did the whole Bible.

fuck leviticus though that shit gay

[Anonymous No.6589905]

>>6589117
Holy shit that was hard. You read so many books they just blur in your memory, huh

[Anonymous No.6589914]

OP here, deleted Mein Kampf, Leaves of Grass, and Angry Bird shitposters

[Anonymous No.6589919]

>>6589117
that fucker putting the bible as first choice

[Anonymous No.6589924]

>>6589897
voted the bible ;)

[Anonymous No.6589962]

Scrolling through the spreadsheet, it's kind of depressing to see how similar everyone's tastes seem to be here. I guess that's what happens when you only discuss the same 10 authors over and over again.

[Anonymous No.6589967]

Moby-Dick
The Book of the New Sun
Blood Meridian
The Sound and the Fury
I forget the fourth one, oh well

[Anonymous No.6589971]

>>6589962
it's only natural in any place where people gather. people will recommend stuff and read things that look interesting that other people talk about

[Anonymous No.6589977]

>>6589962
You're so eager to condemn /lit/ that you didn't even look properly, there's plenty of variation, to a fault
it's just the kind of great literature that people would recommend anywhere (apart from /r/books or some genre nest like that) that people here read

[Hegel and the aim of art No.6589985]

>>6589831
My maan

1.Being and Time
2.Crime and Punishment
3.Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
4.The Idiot
5. The Birth of Tradgedy

[Anonymous No.6590016]

>>6589962

That's like saying it's depressing to go to a mathematics forum and see that everyone agrees that 2+2=4.

[Anonymous No.6590033]

You can ignore the Dr. Seuss books, My daughter "helped" pick them.

[Anonymous No.6590048]

>>6589962
Probably more of a case of no one willing to put Game of Thrones in there while it is very appreciated by quite a few of the people in this board.

[Anonymous No.6590052]

>>6590048
why the fuck wouldn't they? it's anonymous

[Anonymous No.6590059]

>>6590052
because no one here is really pleb enough to actually enjoy it and all the genre shit threads are propagated by one pathetic troll

[Anonymous No.6590060]

>he didn't list The Ego and His Own as his top choice

[Anonymous No.6590062]

>>6589962
>>>/mu/
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.6590086]

>>6590060
>he doesn't get that all the other "stirnerites" are just shitposting

[Anonymous No.6590111]

>>6589117
Cool cool.

[Anonymous No.6590114]

>>6589117
>>6589840
so how many votes until this is considered done?

[Anonymous No.6590119]

>>6590060
3rd on my list

[Anonymous No.6590123]

I was never aware so many people liked Albert Camus The Stranger. I read it in 8th grade and then re-read it again in 12th and one last time as a grown man recently. Everytime I have recommended it no one even knew who Camus was.

[Anonymous No.6590126]

>>6590114
we have to give it at least a day for the europeans and /lit/ stragglers

[Anonymous No.6590128]

lmao which one of you wasted 3 points on BNW?

[Anonymous No.6590136]

>>6590128
and someone voted 1984

>someone voted aleph
ma nigger, that immortal story affects me to this day, and I only read it once

[Anonymous No.6590138]

El Aleph
The Complete Stories of Franz Kafka
The Book of Sand
The Stranger
Madame Bovary

[Anonymous No.6590142]

I see you anon who only posted Dr Seuss books

[Anonymous No.6590143]

>>6590126
it's prime time for euro's like me though now

[Anonymous No.6590147]

lmao /lit/ doesn't appreciate poetry

[Anonymous No.6590150]

Entering shakespeare's complete works feels like cheating, to whoever did that

[Anonymous No.6590159]

>>6590136
I voted Alepth, the collection, though. But yea, the story is one of the best pieces of writing there is.

[Anonymous No.6590166]

>>6590143
listen anon it's 1:00 am in Belarus and I don't feel they should be left out!

[Anonymous No.6590174]

Candide
The trial
The great gatsby
The stranger
the old man and the sea

[Anonymous No.6590176]

>>6590150
Most canonical lists enter Shakespeare's complete works rather than a specific selection. You can easily find his complete works in a single volume, and if you're accepting complete collections of short stories and poetry I don't see why you wouldn't include Shakespeare's complete works as well.

[Anonymous No.6590179]

>>6590138
you can't just vote complete stories nigger

I thought about voting kafka too, but I couldn't decide on one definitive piece so I left him out
my favorite by him is probably the "Hunter Gracchus" short story, but it's very short

[Anonymous No.6590211]

I see you "The Trial"-guy who submitted his list twice

[Anonymous No.6590214]

>>6590179
The poll in question asked for my favorite book. The Complete Stories is an entirely normal book, not at all out of proportion with regards to size or length. I have it with me on all my travels and read it on all my vacations. If I can't vote for my favorite book, the poll shouldn't have asked for my favorite book.

[Anonymous No.6590219]

>>6590214
My favorite book is the book that contains all other books, it's only available as an e-book
your copy must be shit btw because my (almost) complete kafka is huge

[Anonymous No.6590244]

Infinite Jest
Harry Potter
Fight Club
Hitchhikers Guide
To Kill A Mockingbird

[Anonymous No.6590245]

I voted for

1. Naked Lunch
2. Gravity's Rainbow
3. The Sound and the Fury
4. Molloy
5. Howl and Other Poems (are poetry collections allowed? ah whatever)

[Anonymous No.6590246]

>>6590219
It's a standard paperback. The type is a bit small, but as I said, it's my travel companion. Also, it's only the complete short stories.

[Anonymous No.6590251]

>>6590214
Its only the short stories too eh? No Trial or Castle? I think that should be fine

[Anonymous No.6590256]

>>6590246
should have said it's only the short stories, oh well, it's not like I really care either way

[Anonymous No.6590262]

>>6590246
>Also, it's only the complete short stories.
well there's the fucking point of contention then, maybe you should have just said that to start with

[Anonymous No.6590273]

>>6590251
>>6590256
"The Complete Stories by Franz Kafka" is the exact english version of the book in the picture. "Erzählungen" doesn't translate to "Short Stories", that's why.

[Anonymous No.6590283]

Leaves of Grass fag fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6590284]

>>6590251
>>6590256
>>6590262
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Complete_Stories_of_Franz_Kafka

Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.6590288]

>>6590273
well today you learned something about communicating with english speakers

[Anonymous No.6590306]

OP, how will you be dealing with obscure entries that only one or two people submitted? Omit them entirely?

[Anonymous No.6590310]

>>6590245
>Naked Lunch
>Poetry n shiet
nigga u gay

[Anonymous No.6590316]

>>6590283
make me faggot

[Anonymous No.6590318]

While we wait why don't we discuss how much dick Whitman sucked in his lifetime? :^)

[Anonymous No.6590319]

Do you think it's the same guy who keeps putting Lolita in third place?

[Anonymous No.6590320]

>>6590310
ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRRRRR JOSIANDO A LAS RATCHETAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Anonymous No.6590321]

Blood Meridian
Brave New World
Slaughterhouse-Five
A Clockwork Orange
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

[Anonymous No.6590323]

>>6590316
Leaves of Grass my ass

[Anonymous No.6590326]

>>6590245
>Liking Naked Lunch
>liking medics fucking people through hypnosis

Enjoy reading while puking, faggot.

[Anonymous No.6590333]

glad 2 see no bukowski gay fedora shiet over here godz peace

[Anonymous No.6590338]

Voted. How long will this go on for? Just this thread?

[Anonymous No.6590341]

>2015
>Not liking "Journey to Morocco"

Pleb taste.

[Anonymous No.6590344]

What's up Aaron D?

[Anonymous No.6590346]

>>6590316
leaves of grass more like leaves of ass0paper because I wiped me bum with it you cunt

[Anonymous No.6590358]

yo yo ya niggaz should read supreme wisdom by honorable master wallace fard muhammad it be a real dope book lol

[Anonymous No.6590363]

>People liking Leaves of Grass

Fucking marihuana addicts, man. Hope you hang yourselves up with a piano-tie in your mom's basement while hugging some fluffy toy with your freind's face attached to it. I FUCKING HATE YOU FAGS, GO DO SOME POETRY TO YOUR DEAD DOG.

[Anonymous No.6590370]

laughin ov baseheadz tryna sell some broken ampz

[Anonymous No.6590374]

>>6590319
a lot of us are bound to put Lolita, I think I had mine in Third

[Anonymous No.6590380]

>>6590370
yo nigga you is black

[Anonymous No.6590381]

>>6590344

[Anonymous No.6590382]

>>6590273
>"Erzählungen" doesn't translate to "Short Stories"
Erzählung does translate to short story.
Literally, it means narration, 'something that's told', that's sure.
What you don't know, probably because of your inferior literary training, is that one possible connotation is 'novella / short story'.
"Die Bibliothek von Babel ist eine Erzählung von Jorge Luis Borges und gleichzeitig der Titel einer...."
What would you call the Library of Babel, if not a short story by Borges, dumbass?

[Anonymous No.6590386]

>>6590374
Same tbh

[Anonymous No.6590389]

>>6590370
gg well read, faggot. Stop posting this shit and go rap about your problematic life, u minecraft playing cunt.

[Anonymous No.6590392]

>>6590319
Well I did Lolita after CP and Anna K. I did the survey only once.

[el seko No.6590401]

me puuuso la tihera en er kueeeyo loko no yebo ni tre euriiiiyooo no veaa eeeste tu te cojo un cheeeste yo meta mirando como si fuera la peeeesteeee elmano eso ultimo taba to malo ara kasemo, no matamo? me cauen mi muelto cauna ke mabei exo macueeeldo y me kema por deeeentro

[Anonymous No.6590403]

Who /burroughs/ here?

[Anonymous No.6590406]

>>6590382
>>6590273
>>6590284
just stop this argument, I started it and I don't want it to go on

>>6590363
you forgot to put in "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[Anonymous No.6590407]

>>6590310
no u

[Anonymous No.6590410]

>>6590273
>>6590382
And it took me literally no time or effort to look up my strong suspicion that you were wrong - I am Hungarian, speak rubbish German but read it well. I needed not to go out of my way to know that Erzählung correlates with elbeszélés, Hungarian for, once again, 'narration, tellin' literally, 'short story, novella' connotatingly.

[el seko No.6590411]

>>6590389
yo i aint no fuckin wit minecraft god i rock mein kampf the honorable farrakhan told us jews be bloodsuckaz ov da poor

[Anonymous No.6590413]

>>6590326
I'll have you know my puke tastes delicious.

[Anonymous No.6590414]

OP HERE, POLLING WILL END AT 9 PM PACIFIC TIME, 10 PM MOUNTAIN TIME, 11 PM CENTRAL TIME, MIDNIGHT EASTERN TIME, GET VOTED IN BY THEN.

[Anonymous No.6590423]

>>6590414
what's that in Greenwich Mean Time

[el seko No.6590427]

>>6590389
you said gg. you karls man? go n get a piano tie 4 ya neck

[Anonymous No.6590428]

>>6590411
Look, faggot.
You are not funny. DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? A mexican girls hating me because of my color. That's fucking funny. My dad hates me and I fucking cry every night.
I am also gay. Literature is my only dream, and this threads are great, and you ruin them.
Unfortunately, I live in some desert-shit place, so I will never become a good rapper or author. Stop speaking like that, you are ruining this place.
Signed, Narcisus Sorias.

[Anonymous No.6590431]

>>6590414
Listen mr D I think you should give it 24 hours, most of the intelligent lit users browse less in the summer.

[Anonymous No.6590432]

>>6590414
>inb4 /lit/ gets another shitty chart that doesn't even reflect 1/4 of the boards taste

[Anonymous No.6590442]

Aaron D here, I apologize, voting will be open until Noon tomorrow, Mountain Time in the USA, do the math if you're not a murican. Pic related, it's me so you know it's OP

[Anonymous No.6590443]

>>6590427
Who the fuck is Karls? I know he does an excellent work for the comunity, so thank you Karls, but I can't remember who he is. Does he have a cat? Is he that soldier from "Journey to Morocco"?

[yung hustla No.6590444]

yo yo wut do yall kidz think bout phat ratchetz? i mean they can be nice but not 4 much time, knowimsayin?

[Anonymous No.6590451]

>>6590381
OP you're getting meme'd on

[Anonymous No.6590452]

>>6590431
>most of the intelligent lit users browse less in the summer.
summerposting is a myth. The ones who believe it, or, God forbid, actually forsake the site for the period, are the more stupid around us, actually.

[Anonymous No.6590457]

>>6590444
I do know what you're saying, yung hustla, those trips speak for themselves

>>6590452
if you did forsake it for the summer you might go outside and get a gf though
>ib4 implying /lit/ will ever get a gf
maybe I won't, but some of these "patricians" might

[Anonymous No.6590458]

>>6590444
Fat girls should be respected, you nigga-loving faggot. They can love you as good as any anorexic girl. KNOWIMSAYIN?

[Anonymous No.6590460]

>>6590452
I bet you're an undergrad

[Anonymous No.6590464]

People, what do you think of Burroughs?

[Anonymous No.6590470]

3 - oblomov
2 - war and peace
2 - darkness at noon
1 - his master's voice (lem)
1 - roadside picnic

Never realised how much of a russophile I am before now

[Anonymous No.6590471]

>>6590464
>>6590403
He's mediocre at best.

[Anonymous No.6590472]

>>6590464
i prefer leaves of grass

[yung hustla No.6590473]

>>6590464
he gay

[Anonymous No.6590475]

>>6590471
What man? Are you on burroughsine?

[Anonymous No.6590483]

>>6590460
True, and honestly, I am not particularly ashamed of it. Are you implying that I shouldn't voice my opinion, but opinions of others of greater age? I'll get older and feel the embarassment myself.
>>6590457
>maybe I won't, but some of these "patricians" might
That's a point, actually. People might be going out more then.

[Pee Wee No.6590484]

Deez iz kwak.

[Anonymous No.6590487]

Any Burroughs man in, guy?

[Anonymous No.6590489]

>>6590414
no man you should keep it going for a while.
that 'smarter than the average man' thread got like 700+ I assume to be unique votes, it being up for about 4 days now.
leave it up man.
leave it up.

[Anonymous No.6590493]

>>6590484
Do me a favor
Enjoy life
And if someone offers you drugs
Just say no.

[Anonymous No.6590494]

>>6590464
i <3 naked lunch

[Anonymous No.6590496]

>>6590489
This

[Anonymous No.6590497]

GOOOOOL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL DE SEÑOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

[Anonymous No.6590509]

>>6590497
I love that book.
>>6590494
It's disgusting, ugh. They fuck people using conductism.

[Anonymous No.6590512]

fuck this guy in particular

[Anonymous No.6590513]

What if someone writes "Don Quijote" instead of "Don Quixote"?

What if someone writes "Inferno" while someone else writes "Divine Comedy"?

[Anonymous No.6590514]

>>6590414
This tbh >>6590489
The bigger the sample size, the better

Also the whole world should get to vote fcourse

[Anonymous No.6590524]

>>6590509
the gross-out factor is what makes it good anon :^)

[Anonymous No.6590525]

>>6590513
Not only he, you can take a look at the spreadsheet containing all the information given.
He'll be able to organise it himself.

[Anonymous No.6590533]

>>6590464
I read his books, but if he knocked on my door I wouldn't let him in tbh.

That seems like it could end badly.

[Anonymous No.6590534]

How do I get a gander at this spreadsheet, anon friends?

[Anonymous No.6590535]

OP Aaron D here, we can sort out the little discrepancies, (Books of the Bible vs. the Bible, Metamorphosis vs. Kafka Collection, Inferno vs. Divine Comedy) later, let's just get raw votes now.

[Anonymous No.6590545]

>tfw this chart will get posted on /r/books by some autist and they will admire or resent us for our great taste


>>6590534
it's in the thread boo boo

>>6590535
>Books of the Bible vs. the Bible
they're not the same thing, according to biblical studies "the Bible" votes for "greatest book" should simply be invalidated since they are ineligible

>Metamorphosis vs. Kafka Collection
this is not the same thing, just because of discrepancy

>Inferno vs. Divine Comedy
this is just pleb stupidity, might aswell split it to punish the inferno voters

[Anonymous No.6590550]

My votes

1. The Fault in our Stars
2. The Hunger Games
3. Divergent
4. An Abundance of Katherines
5. Finnegans Wake

[Anonymous No.6590552]

[Anonymous No.6590558]

>>6590550
I had a hearty laugh, but you shouldn't be allowed to submit that shit

That's a good reason to cut the poll short, people will show up trying to fuck it up
pretty sure people are already using multiple google accounts so it's not representative for /lit/ at all

[Anonymous No.6590566]

>>6590552
daddy

>>6590558
i didn't actually vote for any of those books, i'm just shitposting friendo :^)

[Anonymous No.6590574]

Reminder if you are a Christian (or any cultured person) not to forget this book

[Anonymous No.6590588]

>>6590574
leaves of grass is better

[Anonymous No.6590590]

>>6590574
see, you fucking heretic pagan faggot, you don't even know the most thing about your scripture
>>6590545

[Anonymous No.6590592]

>>6590574
But that is a collection

[Anonymous No.6590593]

>>6590590
*most basic thing

[Anonymous No.6590594]

>>6590574
should we include the Version? I put King James

[Anonymous No.6590601]

1. If on a winter's night a traveler
2. ISOLT
3. The Nonexistent Knight
4. Cosmicomics
5. The Baron in the Trees

If no one else is gonna rep Calvino I'll do it

[Anonymous No.6590607]

>>6590601
there's lots of calvino votes in there already

[Anonymous No.6590609]

>>6590592
We aren't trying to be overly technical, Its not going to confuse anyone
>>6590535

[Anonymous No.6590624]

>>6590574
The bible should automatically be assumed to be #1 anyway

[Anonymous No.6590656]

have any of you lads read War and Peace

[Anonymous No.6590663]

>>6590656
yeah, it's pretty good, sequel is better though

[Anonymous No.6590676]

>>6590656
pretty good but I could have done without the 500 page essay about napoleon spread out throughout it

[mini eggs No.6590684]

Here was mine:

The Age of Reason, by Sartre
Diary of a Seducer, by Kierkegaard
Stoner, by John Williams
Candide, by Voltaire
The Idiot, by Dostoevsky

[Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo No.6590689]

>>6589824
>>6589828
>>6589831
>>6590174
>>6590244
>>6590245
Mods should use these threads to ban the plebs and newfags.

>>6590601
Daily remember that ISOLT is not a book and you just proved you never fucking opened any of Proust's works in your life.

[Anonymous No.6590694]

>>6589117
what if I voted it as

>Camus - L'etranger

rather than The Stranger

[Anonymous No.6590700]

>>6590694
I'm not retarded, I'll count them as the same book

[Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo No.6590701]

>>6590694
There would be a spelling mistake in the title and you would be identified as a fucking pseudo who tried to act pretentious, yet miserably failed.

[Anonymous No.6590704]

>>6590689
rude, we are allowed to have opinions too

[mini eggs No.6590705]

>>6590174
I almost voted for The Trail. I like his short stories more, but I felt like that would be a cop out.
>The Stranger
Predictable and entry level

[mini eggs No.6590707]

>>6590694
Or The Outsider*

[Anonymous No.6590708]

>>6590689
>Daily remember that ISOLT is not a book and you just proved you never fucking opened any of Proust's works in your life.

>Seriously thinking that if a novel is published in volumes it is no longer one novel but many

Filtered

[Anonymous No.6590709]

>>6590704
Ignore Tallis, he's a pretentious fuckwit who only gains pleasure by telling people they're stupid/he's smarter than them.

[Anonymous No.6590711]

>>6590689
Ah yes, here comes a tripfag here to bless us all with his faggy opinions

[Anonymous No.6590716]

>>6590701
was "pseudo" instead of "pseud" a spelling mistake, or were you just trying to act pretentious and miserably failing

[Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo No.6590720]

>>6590708
>The Human Comedy is a single novel
>Les Rougon-Macquart is a single novel
>Harry Potter is a single novel

Are you literally retarded? Stop fucking posting. You don't know shit, don't try to defend yourself, don't try to argue; you will get fucking schooled, kid, I'm telling you, just drop it before it gets further.

[Anonymous No.6590723]

>>6590709
ok, thanks for the warning.

[Anonymous No.6590724]

>>6590545
>according to biblical studies
Could you link me to said studies? I have seen many lists which include the bible as one book.

[Anonymous No.6590727]

Hey guys, remember that time Tallis was exposed as a fraud?

Enjoy

>>/lit/thread/S5010927

[Anonymous No.6590732]

>>6590720
Please refer to the OP
>>6590535


Things would be too complicated otherwise

[Anonymous No.6590733]

>>6590720
Look at you go.

It's okay honey, /mu/ misses you. You should go say hello, that would be nice

[Anonymous No.6590734]

>>6590709
But he is so handsome

[Anonymous No.6590739]

>>6590734
hes ugly as fuck lmao, only reason you think he looks good is cause hes covering 40% of his face in this picture

[Anonymous No.6590740]

>>6590734
is that him? damn

[Anonymous No.6590741]

>>6590724
https://youtu.be/mo-YL-lv3RY?list=PLh9mgdi4rNeyuvTEbD-Ei0JdMUujXfyWi&t=983

[Anonymous No.6590746]

>>6590734
he's got us there

[Anonymous No.6590747]

>>6590734
Looks like a shrunken old woman, tbh.

[Anonymous No.6590748]

In order:

Blood Meridian
Kraken
Midnight's Children
The Dumas Club
Solomon Gursky Was Here

[Anonymous No.6590749]

>>6590727
this is a big thread where's the relevant part I'm about to get to bed

[Anonymous No.6590750]

>>6590734
8/10 would fuck, even though he doesn't like Naked Lunch :(

[Anonymous No.6590755]

>>6590749
It starts to get juicy around here

[Anonymous No.6590757]

>>6590734
>tfw Tallis has a genius account
http://genius.com/UlysseCarriere

[Anonymous No.6590764]

>>6590741
I think in a course studying the bible it's important to separate it into it's components obviously but it's stories all compliment each other and have been read together in it's current form for 1000 years now. I think for internet list purposes it makes sense to include the whole thing personally, but I understand where you're coming from.

[Anonymous No.6590768]

>>6590755
fuck off, there is nothing wrong with his answers

[Anonymous No.6590775]

>>6590768
go to bed faggis

[Anonymous No.6590776]

>>6590768
atleast you took off your trip

[Anonymous No.6590777]

>>6590768
Finally

[Tallis !!y+12CeFwYOo No.6590778]

>>6590755
kek

[Anonymous No.6590782]

>>6590775
>>6590776
I can feel your jealousy from here. You just want to bask in his glory

[Anonymous No.6590789]

>>6590782
jesus man, might aswell post with the trips

[Anonymous No.6590790]

>>6590734
Why didn't anyone else tell me Tallis was a 9

[Anonymous No.6590797]

>>6590790
it's probably his best picture and half his face is covered
dude is probably a 7, which is not bad, better than me I guess

[Anonymous No.6590800]

>>6590778
The image you posted has rebuttals to the posts 5011560 and 5011586, not 5011466, the post which supposedly proved your plebbiness. Unless you show your reply to 5011466, you haven't done anything to disprove you were wrong.

[Anonymous No.6590808]

>>6590790
>>6590797
Just how rarely does one have to leave the house to think he's anything above a 5?

[Anonymous No.6590812]

please do not ever directly acknowledge, or learn anything about, our tripfriends. thanks

[Anonymous No.6590814]

>>6590808
like, never, I guess, but his figure seems ok, skin seems ok, hair seems ok, facial features seem
so I'm like, yeah

[Anonymous No.6590815]

>>6590797
its basically just his lips, his jawline and nose is pretty much visible. but yeah, its better than you

[Anonymous No.6590819]

>>6590815
thanks bb

[Anonymous No.6590820]

>>6590778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

[Anonymous No.6590821]

>>6590808
we have higher standards if anything since the internet only posts attractive people. You are lying to yourself if you don't think that is a hot piece of ass

[Anonymous No.6590826]

This place is worse every day.

[Anonymous No.6590828]

>>6590821
seriously this. Tallis if you're reading this I would date you for your body and french citizenship.

[Anonymous No.6590835]

>>6590734
The dark hair makes him look arab, is he? Looks pretty attractive from that picture.

[Anonymous No.6590840]

>>6590826
we're just shitposting along while waiting for the results nignog, the results on the spreadsheet are fairly good

[Anonymous No.6590842]

here are some random tallies

harry potter 2 pts
tai pei 5 pts
american psycho 5 pts
paradise lost 11 pts
ego and its own 12 pts
the iliad 12 pts
catch-22 17 pts
stoner 20 pts
moby dick 32 pts
'the bible' 51 pts

[Anonymous No.6590851]

>>6590835
Yes his mother is french and she cucked her french husband with an arab bin-man who is his father

[Anonymous No.6590856]

>>6590842
>only 17 people have voted for the bible (each at 3 points obviously)

heretics

[Anonymous No.6590862]

>>6590856
we've already cleared up that anyone that votes for 'the bible' is a heretic, pagan

[Anonymous No.6590874]

Okay /lit/, who's the plebbiest so far?

I'm going with 115.

[Anonymous No.6590897]

>>6590874
look at 216

[Anonymous No.6590899]

>>6590862
I assumed we were being broad and including collections of books under one name to make things easier.

[Anonymous No.6590908]

>>6590874
42, 75, 123, 204, 258 and 259 are all contenders but my money is on 178

also I don't understand why so many of you think Summa Theologica belong in your top 5 books ever.

[Anonymous No.6590910]

>>6590862
'the bible' is simply representing all results containing 'bible'

[Anonymous No.6590914]

>>6590899
Having philosophical books is completely retarded. How does anyone rate the merits of fiction vs non fiction?

[Anonymous No.6590933]

someone is spamming certain books in different order. thread abandoned. It's been fun /lit/ but we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.6590957]

>people voting for The King James Bible

killeth thine self

[Anonymous No.6591007]

>>6590933
the joke ones are easy to filter out, anon

[Anonymous No.6591067]

>>6589828
m8 remains of the day is unadulterated shit

[Anonymous No.6591068]

>all that blood meridian and stranegr

why so much /v/ these days?

[Anonymous No.6591080]

>>6590933
We still wanna see the results. Isn't there a limit to one vote per IP?

[Anonymous No.6591084]

>>6590908
>>6590874
what are you talking about? where do I find these numbers

[Anonymous No.6591093]

>>6590933
are you sure that isn't just /lit/ talking about the same top 10 books they always do. If it's a book that rarely gets mentioned here its probably a spammer

[Anonymous No.6591098]

>>6591068
How is blood meridian /v/? just because its got a western theme doesn't meme its /v/

[Anonymous No.6591106]

>>6591084
this?

[Anonymous No.6591116]

>>6591106
>>6591084
Row number, on the left side of the spreadsheet

[Anonymous No.6591119]

leaves of grass guy here
i'll be back

[Anonymous No.6591132]

Sorry for being pleb.

Moby Dick
Ulysses
Cat's Cradle
The Moon and Sixpence
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

[Anonymous No.6591142]

>You're not patrician until you realise Brave New World, The Stranger, Fahrenheit 451, and all Tolkein (Besides Silmarillion) are shit.

[Anonymous No.6591148]

>>6591080
no there isn't. thats why leaves of grass guy can spam all he wanted.

[Anonymous No.6591149]

>>6591142
relatively

[Anonymous No.6591150]

I put the Quran in each box

[Anonymous No.6591152]

>>6591116
>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/15M0czhOd-0FY6z3-Lg_kxFkGTMZ_WVC3Z7cxPK1xTac/viewform
but how do I get to this?

[Anonymous No.6591157]

>>6591152
see>>6589840
I'm judging you

[Anonymous No.6591160]

>>6591157
Thanks

[Anonymous No.6591174]

no. 241 could you be more of a meme?

[Anonymous No.6591177]

has anyone done 5 nietzsche books?

[Bachem !!AVHKAJ5YEoh No.6591275]

I'd be very happy to take my 5 to a desert island; hope everyone else feels the same way--especially 272.

[Anonymous No.6591282]

>>6591275
that one's not being counted, summertripfag

[Bachem !!AVHKAJ5YEoh No.6591289]

>>6591282

Didn't ask/don't care, dudelover.

[Anonymous No.6591298]

>>6591275
Kek you actually gave yourself a trip

[Bachem !!AVHKAJ5YEoh No.6591309]

>>6591298
>Kek you actually gave yourself a trip

If I was weak-minded I definitely would have stuck with anonymity, so I think you made the right choice.

[Anonymous No.6591315]

>289

[Anonymous No.6591319]

241 is memeing, right? Either that or /lit/ hivemind incarnate.

[Anonymous No.6591323]

How is it that every new tripfaggot instantly manages to topple all the others and reach Worst Tripfaggot status? Uncanny

[Anonymous No.6591326]

>>6591309
On the contrary, it takes a really weak and insecure person to "make a name for themselves" on 4chan.

[Bachem !!AVHKAJ5YEoh No.6591355]

>>6591326
>On the contrary, it takes a really weak and insecure person to "make a name for themselves" on 4chan.

Actually, that's not "contrary" to what I said.

Weak and insecure people sign their names to what they write, hiding in anonymity is for the strong, courageous souls like yourself. OK.

I just can't imagine having so little to think about that someone having a name on 4chan would set me off in a bitter little tizzy.

[Anonymous No.6591363]

>>6591355
>I just can't imagine having so little to think about

Oh, I think you can. Saged and filtered.

[Bachem !!AVHKAJ5YEoh No.6591372]

>>6591363
>Oh, I think you can. Saged and filtered.

I can get you to stop pouting at me FOR FREE? Awesome.

[Anonymous No.6591402]

>>6589806
Tractatus
Faust
Walden
Either/Or
Paradise Lost

It might have been more productive to have separate polls for fictional works and non-fiction

[Anonymous No.6591415]

>>6591402
>MFW I interpreted OP's poll as "Post your favourite philosophical texts"
Welp thats what happens when you browse lit just for Philosophy.

[Anonymous No.6591417]

>>6589840
>all those bible fags
>all those aquinas fags

seriously?

who here has even read the entire summa theologica

who here has been convinced by the entirely faulty arguments within?

who here thinks aquinas was an actual philosopher and not some wishy washy logician constructing weak arguments to prop up truths he already believed to be true

when he couldnt reason an argument out he insisted it could be only known thru revelation removing him of all actual responsibility

what a joke

[Anonymous No.6591434]

>>6591417
I can understand the bible being the single most printed book in the world and single most culturally important, aquinas is for the diehard christians though but there seem to be more and more on lit each day

[Anonymous No.6591482]

>>6589840

Aaron D you are playing with fire

[Anonymous No.6591503]

>>6591482
Aaron D is Icarus and /lit/ is the sun.

[Anonymous No.6591506]

>>6589117
>the King James Bible

Piss off

yes im mad

[Anonymous No.6591516]

>>6591503
whats the Sea then? And who is Dedalus? King Minos too while we are at it

[Anonymous No.6591519]

>>6591516
the sea is being doxxed. moot is Dedalus. king minos is our sadistic urge to entertain ourselves at Aaron's expense.

[Anonymous No.6591556]

>>6591519
nah

daedalus would be the guy who made the original infographic

the melting wax is being doxxed, the sea is the consequence of being doxxed (none realistically, no one on 4chan ever does anything more than dox in the past 4 years)

king minos is the oppressive claims to popular support made by people supporting shitty authors (i mean king minos in some way needs to be the impetus for the endeavor, why icarus/daedalus put on the wings in the first place)

[Anonymous No.6591829]

>>6589806
The Grapes of Wrath
V.
White Noise
Wuthering Heights
Dubliners

[Anonymous No.6591839]

>>6591067
actually, it''s, good

[Anonymous No.6592095]

>>6589840
this isn't working for me

can somebody please screncap

[Anonymous No.6592101]

>>6592095
Not working here anymore either

[Anonymous No.6592116]

>>6592101
>>6592095
does anyone have the results??

[Anonymous No.6592127]

>>6589117
>24. Slaugherhouse Five

[Anonymous No.6592150]

>>6591098
It's flashy and violent, and offers a sort of immediate, visceral reward. I can see it appealing to the type of people who play video games.

[mini eggs No.6592158]

>>6591402
Just got through Either/Or
it has a special place in my heart

[Anonymous No.6592179]

>The Diary of Anne Frank
>The Bible
>No Longer Human
>The Great Gatsby
>Infinite Jest

I was thinking of putting the Book of Ecclesiastes, but the trends seems to be just put the Holy Bible.

[Anonymous No.6592401]

>>6589117
Odd, on that old chart the Bible is nowhere to be seen, but in the current poll there's piles of votes for it and ITT people have been arguing over inclusion of different parts/versions of it. I've noticed an increasing number of god-botherers (of the obnoxious American variety) here for a while. What changed?

[Anonymous No.6592424]

>>6592401
Thats how much /lit/ culture has changed. We Catholics feel more at ease coming out because of everyone turning on the failed Fedoratipism. Plus even the non religious are starting to get over their saltyness for it and respecting it for the great cultural work that it is.

[Anonymous No.6592427]

>>6592179
makes things easier for the one making the graph.

[Anonymous No.6592428]

>>6592424
the /lit/ catholics are just the new fedora tippers. all the features are the same

[Anonymous No.6592435]

>>6592428
except we have Aquanis and countless other great Theologians while they only have Dawkins and Hitchens

[Anonymous No.6592438]

>>6592428

Its the cultured and educated man's religion. The culture of our ancestors, why not look into it instead of throwing away generations of good faith.

[Anonymous No.6592440]

>>6592401
>>6592424
The Bible is #64 on the old chart

[Anonymous No.6592444]

>>6592440
well 2015 is the year of the new wave of Christianity so I wouldn't be suprised if its in the top ten. It was in my personal top position.

[Anonymous No.6592450]

>>6592444
I've read about 20 books of it but not the entire thing, and I doubt most people voting for it have read all of it. So it seems dumb to me to do that, but /lit/ is all about posturing so it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.6592459]

>>6592450
well I only read the book of Job but I still voted for it. I am personally glad to see so many people picking it up instead of dismissing it because of the religion.

[Anonymous No.6592464]

>>6592459
I am personally glad you have about 2000 more pages of the book you consider the greatest ever written still to read. Get on that, anon! The Gospel of John is a personal favorite.

[Anonymous No.6592496]

Results when?
>all these votes for the stranger

I have a feeling I'm about to be very embarrassed of /lit/

[Anonymous No.6592505]

Please stop the memeing, 385

[Anonymous No.6592507]

How do I view the results link says I need authentication and OP ain't doing diddly squat

[Anonymous No.6592508]

>>6592507
This link works for me

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gOzvQn7wUxff2rRQaCfmUQivXyy0ednhdCbZmC7B7vU/htmlview?pli=1

I think it's just the one from the thread

[Anonymous No.6592514]

WHOEVER IS POSTING VONNEGUT AND FAULT IN OUR STARS STOP IT

[Anonymous No.6592554]

did some quick tallying of the higher posted ones. there are definitely errors, but it gives a rough idea

>the bible
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>infinite jest
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>lolita
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>ulysses
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>moby dick
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>blood meridian
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>gravity's rainbow
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


>the streanger
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>karamazov
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>the trial
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>2666
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>quixote
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>ficciones
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>sound and the fury
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>pale fire
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>white noise
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>underworld
IIIIIIIIII

>v.
IIIIIIIIII

>mason and dixon
IIII

>JR
I

[Anonymous No.6592671]

>>6592554
Actually better than the last one, this list is actually legit

[Anonymous No.6592690]

>>6592554
No surprise there

[Anonymous No.6592694]

>>6592554
Why is the Bible getting so many points? Like I'm not being edgy and saying its bad I'm just surprised /lit/ is picking it.

[Anonymous No.6592702]

1. The Road
2.The Grapes of Wrath
3. Bulibasha
4. The Curious Incident of the Dog in The Night-time
5. The Chocolate War


I'm interested are there any New Zealanders on this thread and do you read much NZ lit?

[Anonymous No.6592709]

>>6589117
Voted The Book of the New Sun, The Brothers Karamazov, Sickness Onto Death, A Scaner Darkly and The Republic

[Anonymous No.6592745]

400 votes. Hard to believe we have 400 posters.

[Anonymous No.6592764]

>>6592554
triggered

>>6592694
peer pressure / allowing normies to just pick "the bible"
it should be individual books of the bible

[Anonymous No.6592776]

>>6590423

[Anonymous No.6592777]

>>6589117
>tfw cannot bring self to vote because feelings of being ignorant pleb

[Anonymous No.6592781]

>>6592777
>feeling intimidated on the internet, 4chan, lit
seek help from a psychiatrist my man

[Anonymous No.6592789]

>>6592777
At least you have that decency. How do you think Infinite Jest, Lolita and Stranger got on that list?

[Anonymous No.6592793]

Gravity's Rainbow

Moby-Dick

Invisible Cities

Apathy and Other Small Victories

Blood Meridian

[Anonymous No.6592858]

>>6592789
People need to reread Lolita, it really is a masterpiece.

>IJ because /lit meme
>Stranger because board is secretly pleb

[Anonymous No.6592886]

>>6592858
It was probably the most disappointing book I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.6592939]

>>6592886
It's almost as if books are a matter of taste (and ranking them like this is idiotic)

[Anonymous No.6592972]

>>6592939
I don't think it is just taste. Some books are good or bad even if you like them. Yes I'm a Christian so I get to have a basis for those things
And this is just a representation of what we like here.

[Anonymous No.6593007]

>>6592858
>>IJ because /lit meme
>>Stranger because board is secretly pleb
this
goddamit /lit/, infinite jest is the worst of the meme trilogy, shouldnt be as high as it is

[Anonymous No.6593060]

>i'm not the only one posting Under The Volcano or I, Claudius

based lit

[Anonymous No.6593104]

>people triggered by the bible
>not the stranger
That's how you know you're really a reddit tier fedora

[Anonymous No.6593129]

i think it'd be interesting to have a list just of the books that only appear once

[Anonymous No.6593132]

>>6593129
make it yourself, faggot. pretty sure OP is gonna compile the list manually, by hand

[Anonymous No.6593266]

OP here, starting tallying votes now

[Anonymous No.6593288]

>>6593266
I think this thread has hit the bump limit, so maybe make a new thread at some point

[Anonymous No.6593574]

>>6592554
>the stranger
Entry-level as fuck, and not that good. People who voted for this are people who don't read much.
>2666
Now I'm definitely sure /v/ was voting

[Anonymous No.6593578]

>>6593266
Can you add mine top 5 books to the vote too? I know I'm a bit late, but it shouldn't be a problem.

1. The Sound and the Fury
2. One Hundred Years of Solitude
3. The Brothers Karamazov
4. A Confederacy of Dunces
5. Cannery Row

[Anonymous No.6593708]

bump limit?

[Anonymous No.6593776]

make a new thread for the results op

[Anonymous No.6593827]

>>6593266
Didn't get to add mine please add

1. The Holy Bible
2. East of Eden
3. Woman in the Dunes
4. One Hundred Years of Solitude
5. Brothers Karamazov

[Anonymous No.6593830]

>>6592694
The last tally they didn't include the individual books with the bible for some reason so the votes were split even though as a collective they got the most votes

[Anonymous No.6593840]

>>6593266
how's it coming along Aaron D?

[Anonymous No.6593847]

>>6593007
but do you think there has been anyone who finish it who didn't love it?

[Anonymous No.6593855]

>>6592694
if you are a Christian and didn't vote for the Bible you are going to suffer eternal hell fire.

[Anonymous No.6593872]

>>6593266
Iphigénie - Racine
The Iliad - Homer
En rade - Huysmans
Dom Juan - Byron
Poèmes saturniens - Verlaine

[Anonymous No.6593879]

>>6593855
if you are a christian and voted for "the bible" instead of for your individual favorite book of the bible you are a hypocrite and definitly going to hell

[Anonymous No.6594118]

Where are the results guys?

[Anonymous No.6594144]

>>6594118
Aaron D is being a jew and not replying
he said results would be released mountain time at noon, which is apparently in 10 minutes?

[Anonymous No.6594146]

>>6592554
You are venerable

[Anonymous No.6594177]

>>6594144
Aaron D is still staring at his monitor counting, thinking wtf why did I suggest this

[Anonymous No.6594180]

damn niggaz wanna stick me 4 ma paper

[Anonymous No.6594188]

>>6594180
Are you some typical nigga from the french prerromanic or what? The result will come in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.6594196]

yo yo imma tell yall something word is bond yall betta do tha knowledge on deez, tonight imma eat some real dope african rice n fuck some bootylitious beyotchez lol gs up hoes down!!!!

[Anonymous No.6594199]

>>6594177
should have used some automatic polling system bro
probably a good idea to write names down on paper and then go by point columns, left to right, that's how I would have done it

[Anonymous No.6594207]

>>6594188
not prerromanic son i aint no fuckin wit dat i rock mah ille de france gothic shiet from all around mah geto word is bond kid.
GOTHIC IS THE ILLEST!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.6594219]

>>6594207
I like my girls like my romanic, simple, pure and full of CHRIST. CHECK DAT, GOTHIC KASPAROV!

[Anonymous No.6594239]

PORQUE TU TE VES BONITA TU TEEEEEEE PONES ORGULLOSA, NI MAS NI MENOS, NI MAS NI MENOOOOOOOOOOOS
MAS BONITAS SON LAS ROSAS VIENE EEEEEEEEL VIENTO Y LAS MARCHITA

[Anonymous No.6594243]

>>6594239
Neruda?

[Anonymous No.6594267]

I WANT THE FUCKING LIST GOD DAMN IT

[Victory God Understanding No.6594269]

Osicran, nigga, it's for gentlemen.

[Victory God Understanding No.6594274]

WE WANT THE FUNK. GIVE UP THE FUNK.

[Anonymous No.6594275]

>>6594269
Osicran won't save you this time, Dr. X.

[Falo No.6594279]

¿Qué os pongo, señores?

[Anonymous No.6594304]

>>6594279
What a good guy, this Falo.

[El Cigala No.6594306]

¿Lo harás? ¿Te detendrán?

[Anonymous No.6594315]

>>6594306
H...hey Falo-sama. What do you drink while reading? What's your favourite book? P..please don't coke on me.

[El Cigala No.6594324]

Me siento como Tom Jams. Debajo de un cocotal.

[Anonymous No.6594326]

>>6594324
¿Por qué te da un coco...en el coco? HAMA.

[El Cigala No.6594332]

¡ATRÁS!

[Anonymous No.6594338]

Aaron D pls

[Anonymous No.6594348]

>>6594332
BEHIND!

[el sekito No.6594358]

tiriti traun traun traun, tiriti traun trauntrauntraun

[Purple Drank No.6594368]

What do yall people think about beatnik shit?

[Anonymous No.6594371]

>>6594368
It's cool, better than those faggy romantic poets. Maybe too much about fucking.

[Anonymous No.6594407]

>>6594371
this guy is a retard

>>6594368
beatniks a shit

AARON PLS

[Anonymous No.6594433]

>>6594407
YOU ARE A RETARD, ROMANTIC MONKEY, GO FUCK YOUR CASK OF AMONTILLADO.

[Anonymous No.6594492]

AARON do it faggot!

[Anonymous No.6594502]

AAROOOOOON

[Purple Drank No.6594504]

Is the muthaphuckin ranking being released or can i go sippin some syrup?

[Anonymous No.6594513]

BUUUUUUUMP LIMIIIIIIIIIIIT

WHAAAAAAA

[yung lean No.6594536]

get my balls licked by a zoey dechanel looked like cocaine addict

[el canelita No.6594541]

besame besame mucho como si fuera esta noche la ultima vez

[narciss No.6594568]

mah dad counts flush, he sits on a bad beyotch called tristan while sippin vodka, imma kill myself, goodbye mexico mon amour, mah creepy smile makes your latin pussy juicy

[Anonymous No.6594573]

>>6594568
please, stop.

[Anonymous No.6594583]

Putana madonna vaffanculo hai sbaglioto cazzocazzocazzo cancro tbh

[Anonymous No.6594603]

>>6594583
please, stop.

[Anonymous No.6594615]

>>6594603
Porco dio tbh lad

[Anonymous No.6594630]

swear to god Aaron

[Anonymous No.6594682]

>>6592554
looks like this is gonna be really similar to the last one lol there was basically no reason to do this

[Anonymous No.6594712]

>>6594682
But we learned something then, didn't we

[Anonymous No.6594758]

AARROOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.6594777]

Aaron this thread is about to disappear make a new thread and link it here

[Anonymous No.6594878]

opie pls

[Bachem !!AVHKAJ5YEoh No.6594897]

>>6594615

She's got a 'hot Eva Braun' thing happening.