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6571344 No.6571344[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Would you give a first edition of The Illiad to J-Low just to fuck her?

>> No.6571359

Categorically no.

>> No.6571362
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6571362

never found her attractive. my heart belongs to a different Jennifer.

>> No.6571372

>>6571344
>first edition of The Illiad
Hmhmhmhm.

>> No.6571397

What is the earliest surviving copy of the Iliad?

>> No.6571400

Sell it, buy yourself an island, invite J-low, fuck her.

>> No.6571410

As long as I can have a Ukrainian whore for €50.

>> No.6571431

>>6571344
>first edition of The Iliad

What are you going to do, get cucked by Homer?

>> No.6571441

>>6571397
The first one, idiot
>>6571344

>> No.6571458

about a thousand years or so for the oldest fragments.

but yes this is a hillarious joke. what with it being transmitted by oral tradition and iambic pentameter and all.

>> No.6571480
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6571480

Something tells me you have that question backwards.

>> No.6571678

No, if I had the original Iliad intact, I'd give it the Hellenismos people in Greece

>> No.6571705

>first edition of the Iliad
>turns to dust in your hands

>> No.6571739
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6571739

>>6571344
J-Low? No. I would give one to J-Law though.

>> No.6571752
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6571752

Wasn't the first edition of the iIliad written on rock?

>> No.6571755

>>6571480
I liked this movie.
The reused version though, with the hawt savage grill

>> No.6571777

>>6571739
>funding a well-known whore
She wouldn't read it anyways

>> No.6571780

>>6571777
I don't care. I just want to cover her in my baby batter.

>> No.6572372

>>6571678
lel

>> No.6572449

>>6571431
Don't act like that wouldn't be dope as FUQ

>> No.6572465
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6572465

No but I would read the Iliad, odyssey and Aeneid in succession if I could suck on Nicki minajs asshole