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6528236 No.6528236 [Reply] [Original]

>write final essay calling a multitude of famous writers and philosophers talentless hacks
>professor calls me a charlatan and a contrarian, fails my work
>send him a drunk email that just says "you're a memecuck fedora reddidtktor and gou unironically like fight club"

He hasn't responded yet and it's been three days....

>> No.6528359

JUST

>> No.6528371
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6528371

Who did you call hacks? Is this real philosophy or bullshit, glorified fiction like Hegel?

>> No.6528381

FUCK

>> No.6528387

>>6528371
List of people I called hacks:

Hegel
Wittgenstein
Camus
Sartre
Plato
Aristotle
Diogenes
Heidegger
Kant
Nietzsche
Stirner
Vonnegut

People I commemorrated
Kierkegaard
Pynchon

>> No.6528389
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6528389

>called shakespeare "fakespeare" and wrote about how he stole his plotlines
>called Byron a childish hack who writes too much on rhythm
>shat on plato for believing in god
>professor just stares at me for 5 minutes after reading my paper
>doesn't stop so I just leave the room after 5 minutes

>> No.6528392

>>6528387
Forgot, I also called Hemingway a hack

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>>6528387
Only Wittgenstein, out of those, was any good.

>> No.6528399

post essay with 1 hour or fake

>> No.6528402
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6528402

>>6528392
>Forgot, I also called Hemingway a hack

>> No.6528403

>>6528399
with 1 hour?

>> No.6528407

>>6528403
within 1 hour

>> No.6528411

>>6528387
Kierkegaard was a pathetic man.

Vonnegut is not a hack.

Everyone else, meh. Yeah.

>> No.6528420

>>6528411
>Defends Vonnegut and calls out kierkegaard

The fedora is strong with this one

>> No.6528428

>>6528420
At least Vonnegut didn't spend his life crying over the fact that some 17 year old girl left him for someone her own age

>> No.6528429

>>6528236

Assuming you aren't just lying, which you probably are... Isn't there a Dean you can appeal to? Presuming that you followed the directions of the final, made a technically sound paper, cited all the proper shit, etc you should be able to get this guy in deep shit for failing you solely due to his shitty opinions.

As for your email, can't help you there. Hopefully that'll teach you that alcohol is completely pointless and getting intentionally drunk is as pleb as possible.

>> No.6528435

>>6528428
>the fact that some 17 year old girl left him for someone her own age
that's the opposite of what happened

>> No.6528453

>>6528428
Yeah but at least kierkegaard isn't a smug reddit frogposter

>> No.6528454

>>6528428
>there are people who unironically like vonnegut

>> No.6528461

>>6528428
dumb vonnegutposter

>> No.6528513

>>6528387
I'm glad your non-existent paper was given a failing grade

>> No.6528523

>>6528387
>Aristotle
>hack

And you're goddamn right. Should have passed on this alone.

>> No.6528528

ITT: Edgy little 21st century pseudo-intellectuals who think they know everything

>> No.6528531

>>6528523
Why are people like you allowed into colleges?

>> No.6528534
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6528534

>>6528395

>> No.6528544

>>6528534
nice pepe. mind if I give that a save?

>> No.6528558

>>6528531
Aristotle was a useless hack who set back philosophy to a pre-Socratic era.

Plato actually killed himself because he shamed Socrates' name by allowing Aristotle to survive infancy.

>> No.6528567

>>6528528
Welcome to the world, fucko

>not saging this shit

>> No.6528594

>>6528429

>alcohol is completely pointless and getting intentionally drunk is as pleb as possible
>being this pleb

i bet you're fun at parties

>> No.6528596

>>6528387

you are actually a twat
post paper or gtfo

>> No.6528601

>>6528594
>b-b-but, muh bohemian lifestyle. all the cool kids drink

>> No.6528613

>>6528601

it has nothing to do with being cool. if someone wants to get drunk, fuckin' let 'em, it's quite the common social practice. the idea that you'd condemn someone for getting drunk intentionally is retarded. get your head out of your ass you sanctimonious little shit

>> No.6528617

>>6528428
you literally like a highschool meme author better than a serious philosopher

>> No.6528621

>>6528429
Lomax pls

>> No.6529055

>>6528613
Kettle and pot unite, it appears.
When people drink intentionally and act out in such an underwhelming and idiotic fashion, they deserve whatever shit comes back to them.
This angsty schoolboy disliked his professor's posturing and purportedly wrote a paper, simultaneously pouting and denigrating those "greats" liked by his professor instead of creating a sound argument. Then the child has the audacity to whine on the internet that his professor thinks him an imbecile. Pathetic.

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6529081

>>6529055
>Pathetic

>> No.6529090

>>6528236
You should probably kill yourself, OP. Academia is quite clearly not for you.

>> No.6529108

>>6528387
Post the paper so I can read it and come to the conclusion that you are a hack.

>> No.6530443

>>6528617
>meme author

what

>> No.6530475

>>6528454
>obviously hasn't read Galapagos

>> No.6530505

Professor L. here

I failed you because you are essentially a mirror image of Holden Caulfield who has sbstituted the word 'phony' with 'hack'.

Come and fight me you pretentious little shit

>> No.6530506

>>6528236
Oh well, he can't fail you again

>> No.6530513

>>6528387

Hacks:

Hegel
Sartre
Plato
Diogenes
Heidegger
Nietzsche
Stirner
Vonnegut

Bro tier:
Kierkegaard
Camus
Aristotle
Kant

Indifferent:

Pynchon

>> No.6530535

>>6529055
you forgot to end with
> nothing personnel, kid

>> No.6530557

>>6530513

Hacks

Nietzsche
Stirner
Vonnegut
Sartre
Camus

Cool Guys

Plato
Diogenes
Heidegger
Hegel
Kierkegaard
Aristotle
Kant
Pynchon

if you disagree you are an incurable pleb

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6530624

>>6530557
I agree about most of them, but why Sartre?

>> No.6530759

>>6530624
He's the worst out of all of them there

>> No.6531453

>>6528594

Keep sucking down booze, less competition for me in virtually every way. Alcohol has zero benefits with tangible downsides. If you need it to be fun at parties, then that's you being weak.

>> No.6531830

>>6530557
Nietzsche actually isn't a hack. You should reread him, you'd be surprised.

>> No.6532333

>>6531830
Nietshit