/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.6519557]

ITT: Muh Childhood.

[Anonymous No.6519558]

>>6519557

[Anonymous No.6519563]

>>6519557

[Anonymous No.6519587]

>no one posting goosebumps

[Anonymous No.6519590]

Haven't read all of these?

You don't know SHIT about literature.

[Anonymous No.6519606]

>>6519558
top tier children's books. How many did you have?

[Anonymous No.6519614]

>>6519590
>tfw when Pepe ruined this book for me

[Anonymous No.6519622]

>not being a child prodigy. Step your game up nigga

[Anonymous No.6519675]

>>6519557
Took me a year to read btw :^)

[Anonymous No.6520676]

>>6519590
Frog and Toad are total bro's

>"What's this?" asked Frog
>"Just some porn I've been looking at," replied Toad
>"Toad, this is not okay. That lady...that lady has a penis! You can't jerk off to stuff like that!"
>"Why not? She looks like a lady to me. It's not gay if she looks like a lady."
>"Well Toad, this is going to mess up your dopamine receptors and make it harder for your to get it up when Lady Toad gets back from vacation. You wouldn't want that would you?"

[Anonymous No.6520723]

>>6520676
>that feel when dopamine

[Anonymous No.6520739]

>>6519614
more like enhanced it

[Anonymous No.6520740]

>>6520676

>that feel when toads dopamine levels have been at a record low for years anyway due to his paranoia and depression

[Anonymous No.6520756]

>>6520676
you shouldn't worry that much, it's all good :^)

[Anonymous No.6520772]

>3rd grade
>6:30 AM
>oh shit, my home reading log is due today
>didn't read anything this month
>was out inna woods and bullying neighborhood kids and getting my dick sucked in the girl next door's lifesize dollhouse
>gets out reading log
> pg 1-17 monday
>pg. 18-36 tuesday
>etc. etc. until it's filled with shit i didn't read
>MOM WAKE UP INITIAL ALL OF THESE GOTTA GO
>she initials them all in a half-sleep state while still in bed
>stick in book bag, hop on bike, and hit the road
>A+

[Anonymous No.6520779]

>>6520772
>not reading and claiming you did
you were born for this board

[Anonymous No.6520803]

anyone just sit there, face in a goosebumps book, daydreaming to yourself during silent-sustained reading, every once in a while turning a page?

[Anonymous No.6520867]

>>6520779
kek

[Anonymous No.6521292]

>>6520676
>Frog cheerily rode the dualie to Toad's house
>Frog, being Toad's best friend, did not feel the need to knock on the door.
>When Frog walked in he found Toad engaged, watching questionable content yet again.
>"Toad! What on Earth is this?" yelled Frog
>"Just some cartoon I like. 'Boku No Pico'" replied Toad
>"Toad...we've talked about this...Jesus Christ...get your pants on and hop on the dualie. You take the front. We're going to have a long talk"

[Anonymous No.6521306]

>>6519557
Based Beatrix Potter

[Anonymous No.6521307]

>"This stuff has the same plot devices of my smut," Observed Toad
>"Perhaps, but this stuff isn't nearly as homosexual," replied Frog
>"This stuff is sadistic. At least in my Betamaxes the sex is consensual!"
>"Yeah well keep reading. You'll understand de Sade sooner or later,"

[Anonymous No.6521310]

>>6521307
Forgot file.

[Anonymous No.6521311]

I love'd this as a child, and honestly, still do. Not until I became older did I also find out that Pärn was a really accomplished animator. Here is one of my favorite animations by him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm_rbtg9Mts