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I haven't read a single book this year /lit/.

I don't know what to do.

>> No.6469913

You know what to do.

>> No.6469955

>>6469907
Read a book.

>> No.6469970

>>6469907
who is this semen demon?

>> No.6469978

who is this goo boo?

>> No.6469979

>>6469907

masturbate

>> No.6469989

>>6469907
who is this semen demon?

>> No.6469993

>>6469978
>>6469970
it's a man

>> No.6470001

>>6469989
>>6469970
>>6469978
>>6469978

No clue.

>> No.6470008

>>6469907

Who is this cum plum?

>> No.6470012

You should read a quick one, like Atlas Shrugged

>> No.6470026

who is this gel belle

>> No.6470028

Reading a book would probably be a good start

>> No.6470038

who is this penis princess

>> No.6470042

>>6470038
>>6470026
>>6470008
>>6469978
>>6469989
>>6469970

same fag goe

>> No.6470044

Who is this jism prison?

>> No.6470088
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6470088

>>6470044

You had one job.

>> No.6470118

>>6469907
who is this uh...this cock...lover?

>> No.6470131
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6470131

>>6469907
I've not read a book in 2 years

>still studying for english major
>every class we discuss new books and related topics on them for course work
>mfw sat there pretending I've read them and know what I'm talking about

>> No.6470134

>>6470044
>not jism prism

>> No.6470181

>>6469907
Who is this ejaculate magnate?

>> No.6470191

Who is this batter satyr?

>> No.6470215

>>6469978
>goo boo
This is my favorite yet.

>> No.6470219

>>6470131
It's okay, all the other English majors are doing the same thing.

>> No.6470221

>>6469907
who is this sperm worm?

>> No.6470226

Who is this juice goose?

>> No.6470232

Who is this slime swine?

>> No.6470241

Who is this spunk skunk?

>> No.6470254

whose this cream dream?

>> No.6470258

Who is this load toad?

>> No.6470280

>>6469907
Whose this bust crust?

>> No.6470281

>>6470258
>load toad
hahaha wtf why am I still laughing

>> No.6470282

>>6470258
made me kek tbh

>> No.6470285

>>6470282
i'm still laughing what kind of magical phrase is this

>> No.6470286

>>6469907

Start with the Greeks

>> No.6470291

Epic memeing everyone, didn't know that this board is so full of upstanding meme gentlemen

Where's the up boat button?

>> No.6470303

>>6470291
who is this anti-fun nun?

>> No.6470309

>>6470285
stop pretending to be me

>> No.6470324

>>6470219
This is funny because its so true. I dont think most philosophy students have read many of the actual texts past plato, its all broken down for them and they pick what to espouse.

>> No.6470433

>>6469907
whose this cum drum

>> No.6470466

>>6469907

Who is this cute girl?

>> No.6470474

>>6469907

Who is this cock sock?

>> No.6470508

>>6469907
I don't find her very attractive

>> No.6470532

>>6470508
who is this not very attractive penis contractive?

>> No.6470753

>>6469907
Who's this fucking cunt?

>> No.6470755

>>6469907
Who's this taint bait?

>> No.6470760

Who is this sperm femme?

>> No.6471049

>>6470131
lol'd

>> No.6471086

Who is this seminal fluid druid?

>> No.6471088

>>6469907
Who's the ejaculate infatuate?

>> No.6471097
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6471097

Who is this fuck duck?

>> No.6471110

Who is this semen-to-kid converter?

>> No.6471120
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6471120

Who is this coitus Toitus?

>> No.6471152

>>6471086
MY SIDES

Anyway, who is this donger mongler?

>> No.6471182

>>6469907
Who is this manblast request?

>> No.6471185

>>6471110
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6471205

>>6470324
But it's not true and you worthless shits should hang yourself.

>> No.6471213

Who is this scrotum totem?

>> No.6471215

>>6470466
>girl

>> No.6471224

Who is this organ gorgon?

>> No.6471244

Who is this seminal urinal?

>> No.6471277

>check google for this ballsack honey rag
>it's a /b/ camwhore

>> No.6471282

Start with something simple like Siddhartha if you haven't read it already.

>> No.6471289

The only book I've read this year I read on new years day, feels fucking shite.

>> No.6471320

>>6469907
>Nobody says Spunk Trunk
>Nobody says Rod God
You had ONE SIMPLE TASK /lit/

>> No.6471623

who is this shaft raft

>> No.6471631

who is this member fender

>> No.6471678

who is this baby batter bringer?

>> No.6471690
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>>6470291
anytime op

>> No.6471759

who is this fellatio horatio?

>> No.6471783
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6471783

>these are the people I argue with

>> No.6471794
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6471794

who is this baby batter boobie platter?

>> No.6471809

who is this lay sleigh

>> No.6471834

Who is this pump clump?

>> No.6471836

who is this queef thief?

>> No.6471837

who is this tool mule?

>> No.6471839

who is this cock jockey?

>> No.6471853

>>6469907
Who is this phallus chalice?

>> No.6471858

who is this nonplussed fawnly bust

>> No.6471868

who is this trumpet strumpet?

>> No.6471874

who is this trouser dragon wagon

>> No.6471888

who is this boner toner?

>> No.6472453
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6472453

ITT Pathetic amounts of samefaggotry

>> No.6472460

>>6469907
Who is this peter eater?

>> No.6472472

>>6469907
who is this tard make me hard

lol get it, it rhymes

>> No.6472474

>>6469970

Antonia Iacobescu

>> No.6472509

>>6469907
Who is this fluid druid?

>> No.6472512

>>6469907
Who is this dick liquor?

>> No.6472528

>>6471120

Priceless.

>> No.6472571

Who is this orgasm chasm?

>> No.6472584

Who is this sex thing?

>> No.6472598

Who is this knob gobbler?

>> No.6472625

i have penis + want girl

>> No.6472630

>>6469907
who is this cream dream?

>> No.6472635

>>6469907
who is this meme scheme?

>> No.6472643

Who is this seed steed?

>> No.6472655

who is this phallus erectifer?

>> No.6472659

>>6469907
Over the course of the day I've fallen slightly in love with this girl

>> No.6472661

Who is this wad sod?

>> No.6472663

>>6469907
who is this hot glue mary sue?

>> No.6472669

who is this wank tank?

>> No.6472670
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6472670

>>6472625
"mmmmhm...Baby wants to fuck!"

>> No.6472702

>>6471277
name though?

>> No.6472711

>>6469907
She's so cute

>> No.6472720
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>>6472670
hahahahaha sick anon

....say fuck me say fuck meh...

>> No.6474428

>>6469907
Who is this semon devil?

>> No.6474470

>>6472702
Rabbit-chan

>> No.6475582

Who is this cock auk?

>> No.6476710

Who is this spunk monk?

>> No.6476721

who is this munk pump?

>> No.6476730

Who is this womb tomb?

>> No.6476735

Who is this potential rape/murder victim?

>> No.6476740

Legitimate threads get deleted because someone calls somebody else a faggot, yet this tumor has been here for a day.

>> No.6476743

Who is this emergency protective order filing philly?

>> No.6476748

>>6476740
I linked this to a mod I know and told him it's an example of a good thread

>> No.6476750

>>6476740
It's okay if you can't come up with a phrase; not all of us are writers.

>> No.6476836

who's is this sauce boss?

>> No.6476881

who is this nectar collector?