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ITT: Write a single sentence that is so intriguing people will want to read the rest of the story.

Respond to posts that have this effect on you as feedback.

>> No.6467739

"She touched his cock so tenderly that something unexpected started to take place."

>> No.6467745

>>6467739
Hooked.

>> No.6467751

>>6467724

>Implying flash fiction isn't a shit
>Posting flash fiction exercises on /literature/

>>>/reddit/

>> No.6467753

>>6467724
"The feel of the cheese grater against my cock and balls is simply divine."

>> No.6467759

>>6467745
"His cock suddenly exploded and the girl was thrown lifeless on the floor. He left the room exhausted."

>> No.6467761

>>6467724
Do you care if the president has a bigger dick than you?

>> No.6467768

>>6467724
"But you can be mean to an old lady on the street and kick her cane away or slap her right across her bitch face and run away laughing. If that makes you happy and you are not caught, why not do it?" signed DS

>> No.6467828

>>6467724
For sale, baby poos: never swallowed

>> No.6467832

He masturbated almost entirely to throatfucking porn and he almost entirely throatfucked to masturbation.

>> No.6467863

Sometimes the dentist pulls the mask off your face and you wake up with different teeth and other times, a hard dick.

>> No.6467898

Scotch was my first love, cigarettes were my second, and she, she wasn't my third.

>> No.6467903

>>6467724
it was a dark and stormy space night. Jackson
"Jax" the 50th the 3rd was patrolling the anchorbay of the Hudson 13.

>> No.6467911

>>6467832
Would read

A little too self explanatory though, I don't even know if it NEEDS more words.

>> No.6467937 [DELETED] 

>>6467724
The sprinter fell through the woods because of the broken street lights, hitting down the road a small metal fence where a crimson glow, coming from some pruning shears that layed on the ground, shone upon his face dimly lighted by the moonlight.

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6467960

The sprinter fell through the woods because of the broken street lights, hitting down the road a small metal fence where a crimson glow, coming from some pruning shears that laid on the ground, shone upon his face dimly lighted by the moonlight.

>> No.6467965

>>6467724

Flash fiction is like the worst thing of the 20th/21st century.

>> No.6467970

"When will you kill yourself?" the kneeling man whsipers to his reflection of the mire.

>> No.6468026

>>6467960
Embarrassingly bad.

>> No.6468042

The dog's bollocks wavered and quivered in the strong gust, almost levitating higher than the average dog-bollock-swing-ratio.

>> No.6468066

cedric popped a boney and said "let's dance like david and bop your booty in the name of the lord."

>> No.6468082

I fuck wit dat shit nigga this the real shit nigga he know how it do be a real nigga, shiiit.

>> No.6468090

"...Houston?"

>> No.6468099

>>6467751

Exercising word economy as a function of literary engagement isn't a bad thing for those with authorial inclinations, friend.

>> No.6468135

During my time as director and head of the National Prison of the Fernando de Noronha Archipelago (popularly known after its closure with the end of the civil war and the flood of news that followed as the “Labyrinth of Sapphire Blood” and “Turquoise Slaughterhouse”) I sank into the deepest dungeons of the human brain, the hairy and apelike underground-core of being, the smoky basements of the mind where moral is shattered to pieces by the foaming wolf-packs of the ghosts of instincts and where logic, in a coma, excretes the feces, urine and pus of its most animalistic thoughts: this account will be my last manifestation about such psychic swamps where I mired and whose stench I will never dissolve from my memory, and, this report being completed, I will no longer answer any questions to the new authorities.

>> No.6468173

>>6467724

That's not supposed to be there.

>> No.6468195

By the end of the month I had her convinced we should drink each other's urine for water preservation.

>> No.6468202

>>6468195
Hooked legitimately

>> No.6468208

>>6467724
There are two kinds of people on this Earth - and I am one of those categories.

>> No.6468222

>>6468208
notes from underground for the young adult fiction audience

you best have them running through some literal maze shit with some shitty faux-anti-establishment subtext so loud and boisterous or else you won't make money

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6468223

>>6468026

>> No.6468231

>>6467724
On my lunch day today something truly strange occurred, it all occurred when I attempted to order from the mcdonalds breakfast menu in the late afternoon, and the staff complied.

>> No.6468242

>>6468066
>tfw you will never bop your booty in the name of the lord

>> No.6468246

Memes.

>> No.6468255
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6468255

>>6468135
>National Prison of the Fernando de Noronha Archipelago
>Fernando de Noronha Archipelago

The place in the pic?

>> No.6468268

The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner- 15
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur- 16
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later 17
on life down through all christian minstrelsy.

i wrote it years ago lol

>> No.6468311

>>6468135
why would i want to read a pretentious version of the count of monte cristo?

>> No.6468314

>>6468311
>the count of monte cristo

a bad book

>> No.6468352

>>6468314
>I watched the film and now i'm an expert on french literature xD

>> No.6468373

>>6468352

No, it’s a bad book: sensationalism and artificial human beings, with little attention to actual detail and human-behavior. It is a soap-opera from the time were there was no TV and Radio. Just compare it to Tolstoy and see what I mean.

Also:

>Shakespeare writes metaphorical prose and verse: “A genius”.
>Nabokov writes metaphorical prose: "A genius".
>Some random Anon writes metaphorical prose: “Pretentious”.

At least someone in the thread is trying to actually be serious instead of simply write some funny thing and be afraid of criticism.

>> No.6468393

Did I lose my mind, or had my mind lost me?

>> No.6468399

>>6468373
Shakespeare writes genius metaphorical prose and verse: a genius.

Shakespeare writes genius metaphorical prose: a genius.

Some random anon writes pretentious derivative garbage: Pretentious.

Notice the pattern here?

It's okay, Anon. Not everyone can write as well as Shakespeare, you don't have to try so hard. Just keep practicing.

And there's no need to samefag here. This is /lit/, we're all friends. :) The first step to success is being honest with yourself and your friends.

>> No.6468418

It was the morning my grandmother exploded.

>> No.6468419

>>6468399

I am not same-faging. I am defending myself. Sorry If I did not made that clear.

What I mean is: the excerpt was not bad. Reading over now I think I could cut some words here and there and maybe change the order of the phrases (I translated the material to English). Also: since I needed to use just one big phrase to accommodate all that I want to inform the task became more difficult.

I don’t see why you think it is pretentious. I really think that, if it was in some book by Nabokov, you would not find it bad at all.

As for Dumas: I can’t stand him. He was a sensationalist and a romantic…To me he is a children’s author.

>> No.6468434

>>6468399

Also:

>It's okay, Anon. Not everyone can write as well as Shakespeare, you don't have to try so hard.


Well, while I am alive I might at least try to be as good as them, don’t you think? Yes, the possibility of failure is enormous and actually very probable, but I think that to set high goals is a healthy thing. It makes you compare your mediocrities with great things and forces you to keep getting better and better.

>> No.6468438

He ran out of clean pillow cases, so he just used a soft gray T-shirt with the word 'Collegiate' written on the front.

>> No.6468446

They had just begun entering the 'Relic of West Africa' exhibit when Danny decided to leave the museum and head to South D.C. so that he could smoke pot and play Battletoads with his older brother Steve.

>> No.6468450

When he realized the weight on his shoulders was nothing but a single atmosphere of pressure, he stepped of the stool.

>> No.6468458
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6468458

>>6468419
Romanticism is a great way of looking at the world, and good fiction is inherently sensational. I think you might just be a square.

>Well, while I am alive I might at least try to be as good as them, don’t you think?
Of course, but you're not trying to be a good writer, you're just trying to sound like one. At some point you might realise the difference between the two, and only then will you begin your journey to becoming a readable author.

>> No.6468466

The fabric of time continuously eluded his deteriorating mind, rippling further and further away from with each breath until one day, he had lost his ability to make any discernment other than that of purely biological functioning; but wasn't thinking biological?

>> No.6468468

I wanted the girl who would let me do anything to her and have the decency to disappear afterwards.

>> No.6468477

Upon realizing his role as a terrible writer, the man at the desk decided to write a sentence in response to a sudden prompt in order to initiate what he convinced himself to be a long, arduous road to progress through persistent practice and determination; then he went out for a cigarette.

>> No.6468492

It seems like they break into museums to destroy art, not to steal it.

>> No.6468496

>'You know what, shitting my pants on a daily basis is something I can get behind.'

>> No.6468509

>>6468458

I can’t understand you. If you give advice try to be logical. All writers start by imitating their heroes, especially in style: that’s the way you learn. Shakespeare was like that, for example: he started out by imitating Marlowe, Ovid and Seneca, and much of his themes and imagery (in the first plays) is taken from the pool of contemporary-poetry of his time. His first works were not his best, but they were all readable and many of them have great merits.

If you could point out my fails I would be very pleased. I am really speaking the truth: your warnings scared me.

If you don’t mind reading a little bit more I also posted these things in other thread (I asked for advice several times but Anons are not very interested):

>>6433709
>>6444106

please, tell me what you think.

>> No.6468670

>>6467739
dropped
>>6467753
no
>>6467759
maybe
>>6467761
dropped
>>6467768
maybe
>>6467828
dropped
>>6467832
maybe
>>6467863
maybe
>>6467898
maybe
>>6467903
no
>>6467960
dropp'd
>>6467970
no
>>6468042
dropppped
>>6468066
maybe
>>6468082
no
>>6468090
no? maybe
>>6468135
and but so maybe
>>6468195
yeah?
>>6468208
no
>>6468231
no
>>6468246
absolutely not
>>6468268
fuck you
>>6468393
nah
>>6468418
yeah?
>>6468438
probably not
>>6468446
maybee
>>6468450
eh
>>6468466
no
>>6468468
no
>>6468477
nahh
>>6468492
maybe
>>6468496
ehh?

>> No.6468733

Nobody told me they'd be underground; nobody told me we'd be underground together.

>> No.6468740

>>6468670

a probably not and a maybe––IIIIII'll take it.

>> No.6468755

>>6468458
>but you're not trying to be a good writer, you're just trying to sound like one. At some point you might realise the difference between the two

And you call the other guy pretentious? What the hell do you even mean?

>> No.6468777

"Dicks," he said. "That's what it all comes down to, when you think of it."

>> No.6468780

>>6467724
He looked all around him and suddenly his walls were dirty, his floor a heap of discarded trash, the new light bulb dimmer than all the ones before it.

>> No.6468781

"I want to study the population categories that play Magic: The Gathering™ from a sociological point of view, where should I begin?"
"Maybe you should start with the geeks."

>> No.6468784

"Where are the video games", he said as he entered my store. It was at that moment I knew it was going to be one of those days. "WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES"

>> No.6468786

>>6468418
I laughed

>> No.6468789

When my wife told me she was pregnant, I took her hand, stared at her and said:
>"tip top lel"

>> No.6468791

Opening sentences shouldn't have to be intriguing, they should just be good, that's what will encourage further reading. Not that this is great or anything, just the first sentence of the first draft of the story I just wrote:

In May came the rainstorms, pleasanter cousins of the fallen winter winds; with them had fallen the remains of the French army and in charred fields, the scent of fouling flesh vied with the saturated bloom of the wet grasses.

>> No.6468796

We met again for a drink, possibly for the last time, or the first if you don't think about it.

>> No.6468797

Spshspshspspspshssh

Ah fuck I spilt my chips. Said the dude. he would have bent over and picked them up but he was sitting in his chair and it hurt his knees and he had more important things anyway

he opens tab 67 of twilight spinkle porn and starts fapping. "oh oh oh you are a good pony" he then gets a text mesage from his friend saying hey butticus want to ciber? but too late because butticus just came. and now there is cheeto dust on his dick, and it's smeared on his balls. and his butthole is burning because the chili dust burns.

>> No.6468806

>>6468195
Yes, but for entirely the wrong reasons.
>>6468733
Also yes, but for better reasons.

>> No.6468809

She was snoring again, and this time the shuddering of her nostrils were not fake. There would be no awakening this time, no perchance intervention. He peeled the bedclothes back, fingers trembling and threatening to send ripples of incriminating fear onto her bosom. Her hair fell softly to one side and hung lamely over the bedside. The sight of her bare navel tempered his courage, and he drove on. Unseaming her from just beside her belly button, he revealed her internal organs to the air for the first time. The scent both aroused and nauseated, and the sight of the bodily fluids bubbling and coagulating in the air accentuated this. Still, he had a dream to fulfill. He squatted over this new orifice, pleased to be actualizing his desires. She was oblivious to both her mutilation and his naked scrotum hanging just a foot above her, still in the throes of an endless sleep. Finally he began. Squelching first, the feces came sliding down his small intestine. It reached his rectum after a minute's suspense, and he felt his arousal heighten. At last his child slid out. A perfect, 10 inch turd slid into the hole in her stomach and sat cosily between what looked to be two vital organs wrapped around each other. He patted it lovingly into place, as both bile and blood bathed his creation, and he saw some of the feces break off in the surrounding blood and be carried off into the unknown frontiers of her body. Soon he would be all over her. He swallowed the saliva that had built up in his mouth, and sutured the wound up. Sweeping the hair back under her pillow, he left her there in the night, unknowingly tampered.

The next morning she arrived at the breakfast table. "I feel a most unusual sickness in my abdomen, father," she said.

>> No.6468819

My name is Adolf Steel

And I kill giant robot dinosaurs for a living

>> No.6468837

After the first death in the family and before the second, they all went to McDonald's for a late dinner.

>> No.6468847

>>6468780
I wouldn't read this if it was the first line in the book.
But I WOULD read it if I opened up randomly and chanced to see this sentence.

>> No.6468850

"Thats great. I hope you can take your rings and nice things with you when you die"

>> No.6468860

"The fascination of it. Being shot with a diamond bullet. Luxury at its finest"

>> No.6468873

>>6468850
>>6468860
>ITT: Write a single sentence

>> No.6468874

He was chuckling to himself, sitting in the far reaches of his school's library glancing to make sure his giggles don't announce his presence, reading the posts on some Taiwanese fishing literature board. He decides to chime in.

>> No.6468877

>>6468847
The latter is what I had in mind with it.

>> No.6468882

>>6468873
Man who cares with some of these posts

>> No.6468903

"She was perfection, and I killed her."

>> No.6468920

He moved forward and planted his hot lips on hers, and she instinctively grabbed his horns, wondering how she, a 17 year old girl from a small town in Ohio, could have ever gotten with the hot, fit, sexy young son of Satan.

>> No.6468923

Her boss would be waiting for her in the Philippines to present her with her newest husband, and he was suddenly infected with regret the likes of which he had long thought only existed in fiction.

>> No.6468929
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>>6468784
A Nintendo intern walks into Playstation HQ and has an aneurysm.

>> No.6468939

>>6468733
eh. maybe
>>6468777
checked! left of right, where left is no.
>>6468780
maybe
>>6468781
dropped
>>6468784
dropped
>>6468789
kek no
>>6468791
maybe!
>>6468796
??? maybe
>>6468797
kek no
>>6468809
maybe but doesn't really sense
>>6468819
absolutely not
>>6468837
possibly
>>6468850
eh? maybe
>>6468860
no
>>6468874
eh not really
>>6468903
maybe but probably not

>> No.6468954

the aerial explosives spiraled and arched far above our heads with a certain uneasy gracefulness, as if even they wanted to get the fuck out of Korea.

>> No.6468957

The trailer flung open revealing more commodities that had arrived from Berlin, victims of the European Council's new mandate that Germany pay its war reparations through slavery.

>> No.6468960

He stroked the fur on his Adam's apple as he slid the CD into the six-disc changer on my Pontiac Grand Am. "I told you," he said as the opening chords of an Enya sample played, "Sooner or later rappers would start to go in on SJWs."

>> No.6468963

>>6468957
>European Council's new mandate that Germany pay its war reparations through slavery.

Fuckin' lol

>> No.6468965
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6468965

>>6467751
>thinking that flash fiction at it's best isn't one of the greatest forms of literature
Mfw

>> No.6468970

>>6468796
>>6468939
I've had an idea for a while now about a novel centered around a group of 6 or so make friends who hang out at a bar. Mid way through one finds a girl and gradually realizes he is everyone, rather, all are characters one has created and there's really just one guy talking to himself alone every night. The last part focuses on him determining the reality of the girl as well as the personality that really exists and just kind of ends. I didn't think of the opening muxh, but it would something like that probably

>> No.6468972

>>6468809
I've got the fear

>> No.6469001

"I'm killing myself, probably tomorrow," the note read.

>> No.6469002

"Its off. The reports from the medical chief says the bruises on the victim are self inflicted but the spouse of the victim said her dad abused her. Funny thing is the father of the victim is 62. Somethings not right" said the police officer to the detective. " whats your thoughts on this Detective?" The detective, looking exhausted, whispered under his breath"...."( to be continued i guess...)

>> No.6469012

>>6467903
>>6468670

>word hard crafting a narrative
>n-o

fuck you anon this isn't critique, it's advanced shit posting

>> No.6469022

Nobody ever knew why the local church went up in flames that day, only that they saw the shadow of a man in floral print speeding away, dragging what appeared to be a dead dog behind his beat to shit car.

>> No.6469035

The visual arts teacher looked baffled, continued to read through Hammonds daily journal log. " Minimalist art is subtle for brain dead artists; leaving such void in there work that the examiners just let there own mind run freely and filling in the void the artist left out"

>> No.6469051

>>6467724
Out over the ridge, where pine gives out to snow covered fields slowly fading into desert as the sun sutures both with a harsh light, a man sits watching rays rupture through clouds.

>> No.6469074

>>6468970
oh, okay. the part about discovering all of it was a some figment of his imagination is cliché, but the part about determining the reality of the girl sounds intriguing.

>> No.6469077

>>6469012
>thinking I'm not shitposting myself

>> No.6469088

>>6467753

picked up!

>> No.6469090

It was a dank and memey night.

>> No.6469106

>>6469090
It was a dank and memey night; the shitposts fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent janitor which swept up the poltards (for it is in /lit/ that our scene lies), rattling along the pepes, and fiercely agitating the scanty jizz of the feels that struggled against the darkness.

>> No.6469111
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6469111

"Rifle, cock; cock rifle, rifle, cock the rifle—my cock."

>> No.6469124

I am not the main character, I am an imposter.

>> No.6469125

She set the form that had sex listed as, "yes please" aside, knowing it would be the start of a stack of similar papers that would amount to around ten by the end of her shift.

>> No.6469176

>>6468791
Me not good read, but me not like two word descriptions.
>pleasanter cousins
>fallen winter
>charred fields
>fouling flesh
>satured bloom
>wet grasses.

Also you repeated fallen after 6 damn words.

>> No.6469190

>>6467724

---->in the newest house on the newest hill lived a prestigious young man named sam.

>> No.6469198

>>6469124
I'm going to steal this. Is awesome.

>> No.6469230

Gonna use two sentences, but whatever.

They felt it was not merely comforting but also necessary to refer to themselves as "we", despite there being only one body between them. They had long felt and were sure of the presence of two people, but now they had reached the point where they had to investigate and figure out which ones they each were.

>> No.6469235

>>6469230

>They had long felt and were sure of the presence of two people, but now they had reached the point where they had to investigate and figure out which ones they each were.

I don't know who they is

lame-o

>> No.6469243

I stood at the edge of the ruins with the rest of my tour group, tightly gripping my half full thermos of blood and nervously working the hammer of my starting pistol.

>> No.6469253

>>6469022
Poor execution aside, I still want to see where this goes.

>> No.6469267

>>6469253

I'll execute you you stupid son of a bitch

what makes you think you can say that shit with my face

how is someone who spends 100% of their day inside their small apartment in a small room feeling sorry for them self supposed to write anything good

>> No.6469268

Fucking a grown man in the ass against his will while tanked to the gills on meth should be on everyone's bucket list.

>> No.6469273

>>6469111

Wow, you have to be the first writer to ever make the connection between guns and the phallus. Creative and insightful. Breaking new ground here.

And on top of that, you failed to get dubs. Just go.

>> No.6469286

>>6469243

subtle

>> No.6469291

This thread is interesting as fuck.

>> No.6469292

It was all a silent quiet day in a nice good hour, a man named Jon Dis was just finishing the plumbing when he hear an ominous groan, and then the world opened.

>> No.6469296

>>6469273
>Breaking new ground here.
That's just what I do.

>> No.6469304

With enough friction, a chicks butthole breaks down like cheap motor oil.

>> No.6469306

I brought the cobblestone down on the back of his head so hard that I shit myself a little; it was church camp all over again.

>> No.6469317

by the time the aging security officer at the bank saw the machine gun, he knew he'd never make it to retirement

>> No.6469323

>>6469306
>>6469243

>writing in first person

are you a YA fiction author

>> No.6469327

He closes his eyes on Middle Street and pulls away.

>> No.6469329

The memories came flooding back, I hadn't been naked on a stripper stage since I was eight

>> No.6469338

>>6469306
>>6469329
this thread is amazing

>> No.6469342

>>6469323
I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.

>> No.6469343

>>6467724
I didn't pull out.

>> No.6469346

>>6469176
appreciate the hesitancy to not use so many adverbs; I think it often is justified but I should definitely cut it down, like saturated bloom. Fallen is intentional though.

>>6468939
Thanks, I'll interpret the "maybe!" as enthusiastic.

>> No.6469350

They stand alone, together, engulfed by a silence two people so close share only in sleep.

>> No.6469364

I first met him on a bus, well not so much "met" as saw, he was one row across and two sets up and across one row and he was perfect. I don't mean he was the most beautiful man I'd ever seen, he was just perfect.

>> No.6469366

I emptied the entire two hundred round drum before I realized half the insurgents were children.

>> No.6469384

Life in an aging spring is the stripping away of clothing.

>> No.6469389

I nocked the arrow, drew my bowstring, and took aim at the woman in the cubicle across from me.

>> No.6469398

Michael would usually start by searching for something familiar and reliable, a favorite starlet or scene, but would soon be investigating the surrounding territory, hoping to find something novel and exciting, all the while saving whatever Plums (his term for any video juicy and sweet enough to guarantee a fulfilling ejaculation) in his bookmarks for after an exploratory venture into more fringe pornography that would sometimes leave him feeling hollow and dirty.

>> No.6469400

>>6469366
>going children hunting with a PPsH
Yes please.

>> No.6469429

all of these are actually quite good prompts -- i.e., Imma steal some of y'all's.

just try and stop me.

>> No.6469439

>>6469088
Good news! It's from an actual "book". That amazon one that's been spammed to hell and back over these past few days here. You know the one.

I'm not posting it because I don't want to give that fag any more publicity but you should be able to find it pretty easily if you look through other threads.

>> No.6469587

>>6467724
And as his big, naked butt- the sweat already freezing to small droplets- floats past me into the orbit, I believe, for a moment only, that there is still love in his eyes, that maybe this could have gone another way.

>> No.6469597

It's interesting in that you can actually see the inverse relationship between creativity and edginess in this thread. Neat.

>> No.6469610

Suddenly, I began to hear my voice as if it were foreign, not my own. Exerting sharp control over my muscles became increasingly more difficult. My usually astute implicit communication was fleeting. I then opportunely smiled at my internally recognized psychosis after my interlocutor's poor joke

>> No.6469615

It just started as a trip to the bathroom, I'm not entirely sure how it escalated to an international incident.

>> No.6469621

I create a universe in my palms, a universe condensed into a meatball, to see whether there was a possible scenario that didn't involve me decapitating the tuba player at my nieces' prom. There wasn't.

>> No.6469626

>>6467724
OH SHIT A SNI-

>> No.6469629

The crap came out of him smelling like summer butterflies, and in the crap, a midget nigger lied inlaid, smiling and laughing as his head hit the water and his skin went from brown to white.

>> No.6469646

>>6469629
Jodorowsky?

>> No.6469670

Licorice: check; a pack of Parliaments: check; clothes: check; keys: check; my first edition Digimon Digivice Keychain: check; girlfriend: Czech; Thanksgiving, here I come.

>> No.6469694

>>6467724

"My friend, Adam the human was an atheist, and when his final day came, just as his final breath turned into a whimper, he found himself face to face with none other than god. And before he could make any sense of how and why this was so, the holy being interrupted his thoughts and said: Want the long or the short version of it?"

>> No.6469719

>>6469670
>girlfriend: Czech
I chuckold

>> No.6469729

>>6467724
And at that specific moment he realized he was watching the most transcending event in the history of the universe, and he was alone to watch it.

>> No.6470198

>>6469729
It makes me want to read more, but not because it actually sounds interesting but because I want to see what you pull out of your ass as the most transcendent moment in human history.

In other words, 10/10

>> No.6470218

People say the mad are oblivious to their madness, but sometimes they recognize it--I did--and that recognition makes it all the more insufferable.

>> No.6470231

He poured himself out -- on her and on his bed, his sweaty carcass the only remaining sign of life, yet lifeless in itself.

>> No.6470293

>>6469729

Isn't this from Childhood's End

>> No.6470536

>>6468399
Dropped

>> No.6470542

Louis Farrakhan arrived at Food Network Studios, about to star on hit show Chopped.

>> No.6470547

>>6470293
No

>> No.6470618

I was a nose person, and the smell of sunburnt asphalt, doused with summer rain was my favorite, alongside burnt autumn leaves and cattle dung in the morning.

>> No.6471223

>>6468755

not him, but the guy he quoted was just spewing a bunch of terrible sounding gibberish about "le apelike cage of le soul" or whatever. not only was it bad, but it was baaaaaaaad. bunch of meaningless big words and catchphrases, "manifestation of apelike penis being" like who gives a fuck

>> No.6471262

>>6471223

I actually liked it. It is a little too bloated and confused, but not bad. I must say, however, that I like purple prose and artificiality. I am not a big fan of Hemingway and all that bone-dry prose that is the gold standard of good style on today’s world.

>> No.6471293

His month long stint of strictly jerking off only to deepthroat had done little to quell his vore fetish.

>> No.6471307
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6471307

The darkness of Parigalidia consumed the corridors of the station and the air along with it.

>> No.6471400

>>6467724
The bulk of the small waterfall hit his face as he stood up on a shallow ridge, fear clung to him as he could still hear the dog's barks and howls through the roaring water, and as he looked down, he realized in horror that the rope that had saved his life by breaking away from his captors was slowly bubbling through the surface of the effervescent cold green water. "Whats that on the water!?" he heard overhead.

>> No.6471417

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned: -Introibo ad altare Dei.

>> No.6471804

>>6471417
i actually know that one by heart.

>> No.6472270

In the end, Carlos was not alone, nor was he lonely,having been simultaneously one of the many victims and perpetrators of the Dingleberry Prison AIDS epidemic of 1985.

>> No.6472507

>>6468954
I like this one