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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 01:55:51 2015 No.6461428 File: 196 KB, 961x969, diCTxKx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461418

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:04:31 2015 No.6461456 >>6461428 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:05:03 2015 No.6461460 >>6461456 radical freedom

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:05:54 2015 No.6461464 >>6461428 there's nothing wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:07:25 2015 No.6461475 >>6461428 Those are pretty nice shoes, what are they called?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:09:07 2015 No.6461484 File: 51 KB, 800x600, hell is other people.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461428

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:09:16 2015 No.6461485 >>6461464 Except the fact that existentialism is pleb tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:10:56 2015 No.6461490 >>6461418 that picture completely misses the mark of what God is Dead actually meant

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:11:56 2015 No.6461495 >>6461475 boots

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:12:21 2015 No.6461498 >>6461490 Yeah, that's weird, because most allusions to nietzche in popular culture do a great job putting his work in a proper context. Especially the 'God is Dead' quote.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:12:53 2015 No.6461502 >>6461498 maybe he is raping the girl and thus expressing the death of christian morals

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:12:56 2015 No.6461503 >>6461498 and this is a useful comment because...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:13:32 2015 No.6461505 >>6461490 that's the whole joke of these threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:13:36 2015 No.6461506 >>6461484 You can tell this comic is for smart people because it tells you Sartre is at the podium.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:13:53 2015 No.6461510 >>6461503 If you don't have anything to say, why do you post ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:14:02 2015 No.6461511 >>6461503 Yeah, that's weird, because most comments on /lit/ are useful and add greatly to the discussion

>>	ΟΥΤΙΣ Mon Apr 27 02:14:05 2015 No.6461512 >>6461475 Dress boots. They were popular footwear when the working class wore suits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:14:16 2015 No.6461514 >>6461505 misinterpretation is funny? look at what this has done to religion

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:14:38 2015 No.6461516 >>6461485 >implying you're not just hating on existentialism because it's a fashionable thing to do P.L.E.B.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:16:41 2015 No.6461522 >>6461516 No, it's because nothing in it is profound or useful. Oh, wah, you don't think life has meaning. Guess what, life was never supposed to be meaningful. It's as if these 'existentialists' had no idea about the origin of the planet and life.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:17:26 2015 No.6461527 >>6461514 no, it's funny that the "/lit/ humor" threads are filled with things that aren't funny

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Mon Apr 27 02:17:59 2015 No.6461529

>>6461418
This one... *laughing* I've seen it before... *Inhaler* Oh.. But it just struck me again.
I've had people say stupid shit like "Thank god you're here" and in my head I'm just like, bish, it wasn't god at all who did that. It was me!

>>6461460
Addiction to alcohol and cigarettes isn't freedom.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:19:14 2015 No.6461530
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>>6461522
>No, it's because nothing in it is profound or useful. Oh, wah, you don't think life has meaning. Guess what, life was never supposed to be meaningful. It's as if these 'existentialists' had no idea about the origin of the planet and life.

EXISTENTIALISM BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AND OFFICIALLY FINISHED AS A MOVEMENT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:19:45 2015 No.6461531 >>6461529 Shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:21:31 2015 No.6461538 >>6461522 /r/iamverysmart

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Mon Apr 27 02:21:32 2015 No.6461540 File: 55 KB, 580x385, Bronte sisters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461514 There is no one religion or doctrine of one to "misinterpret"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:23:18 2015 No.6461544 >>6461530 >>6461538 >existentialist arguments

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Mon Apr 27 02:23:38 2015 No.6461546 File: 14 KB, 200x211, 1365477221237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461531 You need to relax

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:23:58 2015 No.6461547 >>6461522 These are the kind of people who browse this board. Does your mom know you're using the computer ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:24:10 2015 No.6461548 >>6461544 "I am a very serious arguer on a very serious 4chan arguing board."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:24:16 2015 No.6461549 >>6461529 >implying it's possible to become addicted to cigarettes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:24:50 2015 No.6461551 >>6461547 Go read The Selfish Gene.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:25:10 2015 No.6461554 >>6461549 you can become addicted to nicotine

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:25:51 2015 No.6461556 File: 85 KB, 604x533, serious discussion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461544

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:26:10 2015 No.6461557 >>6461551 >Dawkins 2/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:26:31 2015 No.6461559 >>6461551 Please get a trip so I can filter you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:27:37 2015 No.6461563 >>6461557 >hurr he wrote against god so now his revolutionary work in evolutionary biology is worthless

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:28:03 2015 No.6461564 >>6461563 >revolutionary it's pop science

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:31:40 2015 No.6461577 >>6461564 That's why I suggested it to you. You're obviously a novice when it comes to evolutionary biology, so why would I give you, for example, some of my papers? You wouldn't understand it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:33:44 2015 No.6461582 >>6461554 i can't

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:37:40 2015 No.6461599 >>6461428 What do the Swans have to do with existentialism?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:37:59 2015 No.6461601 >>6461522 You realize life without meaning is the launching point of existentialist thought right?

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:40:38 2015 No.6461609

>>6461601
Yes. My point is that life without meaning is no big deal, like they make it out to be. They act as if life is supposed to have meaning, when life is actually just the result of a cosmic chain of cause and effect. Even our brains are just cause and effect, obviously invalidating free will. So to say 'life has no meaning' is an obvious statement not worthy of consideration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:41:51 2015 No.6461614 >>6461609 You are a complete mongoloid who hasn't read any philosophy book, let alone existentialism You do not belong in this thread do not reproduce

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:45:54 2015 No.6461630 >>6461614 Good argument, you truly are a master of the philosophical debate. I actually studied philosophy while doing my biology degree. We mostly did logic and phil. of sci.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:49:05 2015 No.6461646

>>6461630
>I actually studied philosophy
No you didn't, I did.
>hurr durr le debate
I'm not here to engage in an empty rhetoric battle against you like pigs in the mud (You'd probably get an erection.)

Just know that your understanding is shallow and that you would benefit from firther study of the field.

Best regards anon

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Mon Apr 27 02:49:28 2015 No.6461647 File: 211 KB, 500x480, Derrida Farms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461582 Good for you.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:52:05 2015 No.6461653

>>6461646
>No you didn't, I did.
You probably studied some bullshit about feelings and absurdity.
>Just know that your understanding is shallow and that you would benefit from firther study of the field.
Firther study? Okay. I actually have studied fairly extensively. All the way up to Kurt Godel, in fact. I can't see any value in philosophy after him.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Mon Apr 27 02:52:53 2015 No.6461656 File: 42 KB, 650x366, pippi650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461614 But he has it figured out, anon. He passed his existential crisis and is ready to ascend to übermensch. His kids will be even more übermensch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:55:34 2015 No.6461664 >>6461656 I never had an 'existential crisis'. I am a man of science, I fear not a godless world nor my own mortality. I extrapolate data from the world around me and make my judgements from what is testable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:56:28 2015 No.6461667 >>6461653 Kurt Godel says nothing nothing profound or useful. Oh, wah, where is my wife? Guess what, your wife doesn't have to cook everything for you. It's as if this 'Godel' had no idea about the origin of glucose and life.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:57:51 2015 No.6461674

>>6461653
>le personal attacks face
>implying I'm not at the ENS

>thinks a minor and a few readings of phil of science (LOL) in america (double lol) is a valid understanding of philosophy

You are very pleb and probably a retard
I don't know why you are even here
Hopefully you are no older than 20 or you will crystallize in this state of inaptitude and intellectual drought for all your life

Try to understand the next thing you read, so that the tax money wich is taken from me to provide for the iron lung that keeps you alive at night when you forget to breathe isn't waste

this shall be my last answer to u son
peace (and remember that lives are absurd)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:58:51 2015 No.6461676 >>6461667 >I'll judge the person instead of his philosophy Fuck off, kid. I could call Karl Marx a mooching, lying, fiscal failure, but that says nothing about his easily refuted ideas. http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/goedel-incompleteness

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:59:25 2015 No.6461677

>>6461664
>I am a man of science
What does that even mean lmao
>I fear not my own mortality
Read: I live a comfortable life and I have never been punched in the face nor experienced the slightest sense of danger

>I extrapolate data from the world around me and make my judgements from what is testable.
Read: I am a naive empiricist and a scientist who probably owns a longcoat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 02:59:40 2015 No.6461679 File: 73 KB, 299x250, yukkuri_balloon_panel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461664 sick leap of faith, bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:00:25 2015 No.6461681 >>6461676 >atheist conservative scientist AD FEDORAM

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:02:12 2015 No.6461685 File: 133 KB, 653x1024, AWNlEMa.png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461664 Too bad your science requires a MOTHERFUCKING LEAP OF FAITH

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:02:57 2015 No.6461688

>>6461529

Tell me real quick whether the first cigarette they ever smoked was forced into their mouth or not? Who lifted the glass to their lips?

Chemical dependency doesn't happen without the first drink, without the first pufff. I hate you so fucking much.

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Mon Apr 27 03:06:12 2015 No.6461705

>>6461664
>I never had an 'existential crisis'
Well
>I fear not ... my own mortality.
You passed it at some point. Every child hears of death and thinks about the idea of themselves not living. I wonder how I would have taken it if my parents had told me the truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io0-fSA6zDw
>Where do we go when we die?
>The ground.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:06:47 2015 No.6461711

>>6461676
just jokes, anon

If i want to make a broader point than it would be that Godel wrote in a very rigorous and rational way while living a completely insane and irrational life. This is a literature board and one of the goals of literature is to explore the life of the mind and human interaction as they exist. You can tell me that there is no god, no free will, and my life is just a cosmic accident. I will know what you said was true, but I will never ever believe you. Thus I will act in an emotional and perhaps irrational manner in my life. If the goal of the author is to explore the human condition than this should be explored and not feared.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:07:05 2015 No.6461712

>>6461674
I actually studied at the University of London.
>(and remember that lives are absurd)
What a useless statement. Whether you find life absurd or not, I doubt it as it is all of your experience, and one can only judge something to be absurd if it is foreign to him, has no bearing on the real world.
>>6461681
I'm actually a reactionary monarchist, not a conservative.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:07:51 2015 No.6461713 >>6461712 AD FEDORAAAAAAAAAAM

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Mon Apr 27 03:08:11 2015 No.6461714 File: 50 KB, 800x600, Tonguey02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461688 Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:08:39 2015 No.6461719 >>6461711 >of the goals of literature is to explore the life of the mind That would be neuroscience, actually. >>6461705 >Every child hears of death and thinks about the idea of themselves not living That's dogma.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:08:58 2015 No.6461721 >>6461714 That got my dick hard real quick

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:09:58 2015 No.6461725 >>6461719 Can someone ban this guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:10:23 2015 No.6461727 >>6461714 I want neither your scorn nor your attentions. Merely the silence of your soul. My Captcha was: Cast in the Name of God, Ye Not Guilty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:14:01 2015 No.6461742 >>6461725 You want people with different opinions banned? Isn't that just typical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:14:38 2015 No.6461744 >>6461742 You are obviously a troll

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:15:07 2015 No.6461745 >>6461522 Existentialism is not absurdism. It establishes purpose. see >>6461601

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:18:11 2015 No.6461754 swag

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:21:01 2015 No.6461760 >>6461745 There is obviously no purpose. The only thing even similar is our biological imperative to reproduce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:23:50 2015 No.6461768 >>6461744 I am not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:26:25 2015 No.6461772 File: 38 KB, 500x303, Satof.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] geez /sci/ is leaking again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:28:59 2015 No.6461775 File: 64 KB, 500x500, contientals in an analytic department.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:30:00 2015 No.6461779 >>6461714 This is a nice girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:30:45 2015 No.6461782 >>6461775 #NotAllFrench

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:34:29 2015 No.6461795 That thread about summarizing books with spongebob quotes was pretty good.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:35:44 2015 No.6461800

>>6461775
>we don't play word games
>we don't make universal judgments
>goes on to play several words games (teehee le coherent logic stucture) and makes several universal judgments based off emotions and the fact some philosophy is old

shouldnt even be posted ironically tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:35:51 2015 No.6461801 >>6461775 hahahahahah analytic philosophy keep producing fake problems and fake answers enjoy being entirely detached from humanity

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:36:51 2015 No.6461807 >>6461800 The person who made that was being ironic you fucktard. Nobody here is that stupid or seriously likes analytic philosophy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:37:26 2015 No.6461809 >>6461801 Because 'the Real', 'the Other', 'the Self' etc. aren't pointless abstractions to circlejerk over with armchair musings. LOL.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:38:06 2015 No.6461812 >>6461677 >I have never been punched in the face nor experienced the slightest sense of danger People who experienced heavy suffering and pain are precisely the people who are not afraid of death

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:38:40 2015 No.6461816 >>6461812 I do not understand why, would you care to elaborate ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:41:49 2015 No.6461830 >>6461809 theyre metaphors you complete autist

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:45:49 2015 No.6461842 >>6461830 That's why continental philosophy is only useful for literary interpretation, while analytic philosophy is useful for maths and science.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:47:48 2015 No.6461849 >>6461842 nobody who actually does maths and science gives a fuck about the theory behind it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:49:09 2015 No.6461856 >>6461849 But they wouldn't be learning what they are learning without analytic philosophy, you doughnut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:51:15 2015 No.6461866 >>6461856 lol nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:52:50 2015 No.6461874 >>6461866 Yes. Who do you think discovered modern logic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:53:13 2015 No.6461875 >>6461484 They conveniently forgot to mention how Sartre was a genocide apologist and a rapist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:55:21 2015 No.6461883 >>6461874 >discovered

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:55:56 2015 No.6461884 >>6461556 >that feel when you were instrumental in getting this meme started yet you'll forever remain nameless

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:57:23 2015 No.6461888 >>6461775 This marks the start of a new age of Quentin-tier shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 03:58:57 2015 No.6461893 >>6461816 They purged the fear because they already accepted death previously in their life. So why be afraid of it? For example: do you think someone who survived, say, the invasion of Normandy fears death?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:00:44 2015 No.6461904 >>6461884 In the not so distant future: "4chan officially acknowledges Anon Anonymous' contribution to a local board meme. Use of said achievement on one's resume is now permitted, as well as a guaranteed place in the Internet hall of fame".

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:00:58 2015 No.6461906 haven't chuckled once you guys need to like, work on your timing or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:02:25 2015 No.6461909 >>6461904 It's from Krautchan, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:03:36 2015 No.6461913 >>6461883 Yes.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:03:50 2015 No.6461914

>analytic philosophy

My God, Not Even Once. I Feel Like I Have to Warn Everyone I Can, I Spent a Year or Two Reading Analytic Phil Nonsense and Following Leiter Reports, Praising Noam Chomsky, Bertrand Russell, Sam Harris All Because a Friend of Mine Showed Me Paraconsistent Logic and a Bunch of Nonsense on Free Will and Utilitarianism Instead of The Greats. Religion and Moral Relativism Were the "Great Enemies" to be Slain by The Compass of Truth™.

Then I Read Heidegger and Plato and My Mind Was Blown. It Was A Genuinely Mind-blowing Tour de Force of an Experience that Will Kick Your Momma on Her Ass. It Wasn't The Time for Games. These Guys Plato and Heidegger were Bad Dudes, and They Had a Score to Settle. So They Settled it The Only Way They Could. The Philosophical Arena Located Deep Within the Noosphere at It's Hearts, into Metaphysical Clearings that Showed the True Power of Philosophy.

I'm Jaden Smith and This is My Story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 04:15:53 2015 No.6461955 >>6461914 It Is Good To Not Be Bound By The Ableist, Anglo-Normative, Ameri-Centric Notions Imposed On The English Language.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:13:42 2015 No.6462278 >>6461716 Not even the snubnose katana can save this thread from such dire faggotry. Sage.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:18:24 2015 No.6462292

>>6461914
I'm a linguistics major. Am I completely fucked when the whole department considers itself a "science" and is well regarded, but doesn't even consider the possibility of Chomsky not being the font of knowledge for their perspective/studies, at least among the faculty and graduate students.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:22:46 2015 No.6462300

>>6461914
>Sam Harris being a philosopher
>analytics vs continentals
>Tour de Force
>Jaden Smith
>capital letters in unusual places

Wow, this whole shitpost is absolutely dense with memes from both /lit/ and from across the Internet. This is honestly such a finely crafted shitpost; incredibly underrated.

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:30:27 2015 No.6462315

>>6461418
I can't find humor in a world where people seriously are trying to canonize David Wallace as a 21st century "great american novelist". I feel like Foucault would fuck him. Not even for the sex, just to give him HIV for the psychosexual domination lulz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:32:04 2015 No.6462318 File: 1.94 MB, 230x175, do i amuse you.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461484 >(this is a metaphor) Never stop finding ways to feel superior to both sides of every argument, /lit/. I love you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:35:40 2015 No.6462327 File: 1.66 MB, 756x9800, 1426422056750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:38:49 2015 No.6462333 File: 6 KB, 218x240, depression intensifies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6462327 >tfw a post i made is in that picture

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:38:52 2015 No.6462334 File: 129 KB, 1024x791, derridashighschoolessay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Classic Derrida

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:39:17 2015 No.6462335 >>6461529 >and in my head I'm just like, bush, it wasn't god at all who did that. It was me! This is the first interesting or funny thing I've ever seen you say, butterfly. Good job!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:54:34 2015 No.6462384 File: 88 KB, 661x716, lit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461523 My favourite one is this. Jesus Christ almost every panel is hilarious and some have more than 3 thing funny about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:56:24 2015 No.6462392 >>6462384 man that really is how college kids are are top tier us schools now, at least in my experience. Honestly, UChicago, I really expected more from your education.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:58:03 2015 No.6462396 >>6461502 lol...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 06:59:47 2015 No.6462401 >>6461529 WHAT in the HELL is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:00:31 2015 No.6462405 >>6462384 >No Stirner this comic is now my property and I have promptly destroyed it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 07:01:30 2015 No.6462409 >>6461599 edge

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 09:21:29 2015 No.6462859 >>6462335 Don't encourage her. She'll just start posting more

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Mon Apr 27 09:34:36 2015 No.6462901 >>6462401 Use your words.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:37:39 2015 No.6463046 File: 115 KB, 633x282, 1428160792472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:43:08 2015 No.6463060 File: 132 KB, 1311x399, origins of western civilisation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the worst /lit/ humour thread I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:50:00 2015 No.6463076 >>6461884 fuckin liar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:53:32 2015 No.6463085 >>6462327 The only thing /lit/ will be remembered for http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/4chan-lit-book-vlogger-katie-harassment/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 10:55:45 2015 No.6463089 File: 27 KB, 412x416, 1363932278083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463085 >tfw part of that thread >tfw no regrets

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:01:17 2015 No.6463107 File: 1.02 MB, 250x250, assburgers.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461909 No it's not, it's from dead ebin memeboards

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:15:13 2015 No.6463162 >>6463051 >happy bom bom to lowly sad kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:20:18 2015 No.6463176 >>6461428 Get GYBE out of there pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:23:37 2015 No.6463186 File: 228 KB, 398x297, 1428783436493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting this le gem from last thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:24:18 2015 No.6463187 >>6462327 Pure gold >That last post

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:26:32 2015 No.6463197 >>6461801 >fake problems with fake answers >implying this isn't feminism in its entirety

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:31:51 2015 No.6463211 >>6461523 >i'm here from /pol/ >tell me about julius evola every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:36:11 2015 No.6463222 >>6461630 So you learned some analytical philosophy and now think you know all about continental philosophy >>6463197 >implying it is

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:37:38 2015 No.6463228

>>6463176
The car is on fire, and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows

The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn

We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:46:53 2015 No.6463251 >>6461674 X >> ENS bro Just a reminder

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:56:02 2015 No.6463280 >>6461490 Then what does it mean, egghead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 11:58:17 2015 No.6463286 >>6463228 see me after class

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:05:14 2015 No.6463299 File: 7 KB, 225x225, interested-frog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461712 >reactionary monarchist And I bet you think you should be nobility

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:13:42 2015 No.6463332 >>6463228 >durrr durr durrr daaa daaa durrr durrr durrr

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:20:17 2015 No.6463353 >>6463332 it went like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:33:19 2015 No.6463669 >>6461523 I havent seen something that amusing on 4chan in a long time

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 14:54:05 2015 No.6463728 File: 137 KB, 1001x388, k8baD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:36:57 2015 No.6463842 File: 40 KB, 500x500, reaction2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461647 I've never lost so much, thanks based anon, fukken saved

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:39:48 2015 No.6463848 >>6461760 How's your straw man, anon? Made tender love to it recently?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:45:45 2015 No.6463869 >>6461529 I'm having a beer and it's pretty good, but now I'm not sharing it with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:46:54 2015 No.6463878 >>6463107 Who is that guy, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:48:30 2015 No.6463882 >>6463728 This is why I love this place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:50:00 2015 No.6463884 >>6461428 I need to know the name of those albums. The covers looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:53:14 2015 No.6463890 >>6463884 Top left: Deathconsciousness Top right: Soundtracks for the blind bottom left: Closer (Joy Division) bottom right: F#A#infinity

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:54:41 2015 No.6463896
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>tfw /lit/ cods won't allow political discussions even though the whole of one's life anymore must be political
>tfw went to /pol/ for the first time to discuss things concerning politics

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:59:55 2015 No.6463910
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>>6463878
I'm feeling nice so I'll tell you.

Pertti Olavi "Spede" Pasanen (10 April 1930 – 7 September 2001) was a Finnish film director and producer, comedian, humorist, inventor, TV personality and practitioner of gags.

He pretty much dominated the Finnish tv-scene from 60's to 90's and was somewhat narcissistic. Most of his productions are humorous but they are rather simplistic and idiotic farce humor. He died 2001 at a golf course because of heart failure.

Oh what am I saying! I mean he is the assburger man and hilarious meme. The meme started on a Finnish imageboard when someone posted a thread with his picture and the text "my face when the doctor told me I have asperger's syndrome". Which was repeatedly posted for some time. I hope this satisfies your curiosity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:04:06 2015 No.6463926 >>6462327 10/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:31:04 2015 No.6463998 >>6463910 Thank you, Anon! I've been wondering for a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:02:00 2015 No.6464068 File: 26 KB, 331x334, 1428417474258.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] post more funny stirner pics

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:05:44 2015 No.6464077 File: 16 KB, 374x335, banks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461490 >>6461498 >>6461503 >>6461511

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:45:15 2015 No.6464238 >>6462327 Jesus christ guys. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:51:23 2015 No.6464473 File: 245 KB, 364x609, tumblr_nnasrm5duT1rznn4wo2_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Found this in a list of presidential doodles

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:04:57 2015 No.6464530 File: 137 KB, 490x283, paint.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464473 God dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:07:18 2015 No.6464535 >>6464530 Obama confirmed to be a sociopathic stirnerfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:16:54 2015 No.6464569 >>6464238 Wanting to make friends is wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:18:54 2015 No.6464580 >>6463280 Not the guy, or even right, but I think it means that the reason for our existence isn't based on God anymore. Because of that the world became a lonelier place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:19:16 2015 No.6464582 >>6464473 >Obama is an egoist >Teddy had anger issues >LBJ was off his fucking rocker sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:19:29 2015 No.6464585 >>6461609 >when life is actually just the result of a cosmic chain of cause and effect. >Even our brains are just cause and effect, obviously invalidating free will. holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:20:30 2015 No.6464588 >>6464585 >BREAKING NEWS, anon solves hard consciousness problem and applies it wonderfully to the development of AI making them SENTIENT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:22:11 2015 No.6464593 >>6464588 philosophers HATE him

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:24:10 2015 No.6464597 File: 108 KB, 947x707, art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464473 lbj was onto something

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:31:16 2015 No.6464632 >>6463046 >.mosaic ded

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:33:24 2015 No.6464636 >>6464597 lbj was on* something

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:36:03 2015 No.6464644 File: 29 KB, 315x404, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461523 >TFW my OC is still posted sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:36:47 2015 No.6464646 >>6464597 holy fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:40:50 2015 No.6464662 >>6464530 >pencil drawing of a person in profile >ZOMG ITS STIRNER stirnerfags are the worst

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:57:14 2015 No.6464724 File: 92 KB, 450x1024, hugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:14:05 2015 No.6464784 >>6464662 You're my property.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:16:00 2015 No.6464792 >>6464784 Are you a cute girl? Will you spank me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:21:55 2015 No.6464814 File: 153 KB, 400x271, Johann Caspar Schmidt the friendly ghost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6464068

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 20:24:53 2015 No.6464830 File: 60 KB, 288x450, the fastle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:38:54 2015 No.6465328

>>6461664

you literally sound like a robot

even if we are all robots, given destiny's only hold on the mechanism of the real, at least i'm a machine who think's he's a man and that he will die and his life matters and love matters and even after this program has blended into the code i will have left a smaller code to decode other feeling machines to make them know that if the creator is playing his game then make us feel some fucking poetry

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:42:28 2015 No.6465345 >>6461664 But you will be inevitably empirically wrong because you will always be working with incomplete data. Noam Chomsky is that you? You spoke at my uni last week, sorry I missed. :/

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:45:17 2015 No.6465356 >>6461713 jaja i love you mon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 22:45:31 2015 No.6465358 >>6461893 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:02:11 2015 No.6465658 >>6464792 I'm tired of this myth. Cute girls don't actually spank you, unless you consider six foot tall former female body builders cute. If so, I guess you're set.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:48:22 2015 No.6466012 File: 101 KB, 640x425, samantha-wright.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6465658 >implying

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:50:43 2015 No.6466021 >>6466012 >coalburners >cute Nice try, Shlomo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:10:05 2015 No.6466073 inb4 it's already too late or whatever that gif said, I was distracted

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 02:27:30 2015 No.6466129 >>6464597 >that picture of Robert Kennedy I'm dyin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:29:58 2015 No.6466779 File: 179 KB, 578x242, 1423826862906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461418

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:31:37 2015 No.6466782 File: 146 KB, 768x1024, 1420429468205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:33:15 2015 No.6466788 File: 219 KB, 963x1024, 1420430111129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:34:07 2015 No.6466789

>>6461599

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQmlfuI2xuU

"And nothing is written in the book, reality is made by you
And every lie that you pursue, eventually turns true
And I was told that your eyes would shine, a light up into space
And infinity would then consume this ordinary place"

Captcha : neega

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 09:42:25 2015 No.6466942 File: 119 KB, 895x1268, 1427655447328.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6466793

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 10:12:50 2015 No.6467000 File: 70 KB, 885x339, pilatus pill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:18:08 2015 No.6467130
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>>6462327
Hey Faggots,
My name is David Cameron Casy, Katie’s fiancee, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pseudointellectual, illiterate, plebians who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass words. You are everything pretentious in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever done a book review? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of dilettantes who read YA because they don’t deserve to live, but you all take to a whole new level by attacking a vestal virgin who loves classical literature, and STICHING! This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on astrologically themed tumblrs.
Don’t be a Camusian stranger. Just hit me with your best shot, like HemMingday did. I’m pretty much patrician. I was he captain my captain of the poetry team, and starter on my Greeks. What languages do you speak, other than “new sincerity meme speak”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot virginal fiancee with a fully intact hymen (she just blew me and swallowed like all reading girls do; Shit was SO cash). You are all plebs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:21:49 2015 No.6467139 File: 150 KB, 556x433, 1430156511530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463046 S-Salve, pver. >Pver's reaction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:38:36 2015 No.6467178 >>6464724 lol, best in thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:41:09 2015 No.6467184 >>6464724 Switch neech and keerk

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:48:22 2015 No.6467205 >>6461714 Who is this fluid druid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:28:29 2015 No.6467372 File: 503 KB, 892x1890, real-life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463715 Here, have some OC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:40:15 2015 No.6467394 >>6466788 That section is always the best part of Private Eye

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:53:00 2015 No.6467434 >>6467372 A+

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:53:03 2015 No.6467435 >>6466782 >>6466788 top lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:21:58 2015 No.6467503 >>6466779 the answer is probably hegel, lacan, stalin or whatever, sniff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:26:22 2015 No.6467516 >>6467372 Fucking gold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:26:51 2015 No.6467518 >>6464724 indeed, good old loner schopenhauer needs a hug

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:29:18 2015 No.6467524 File: 256 KB, 636x708, schopenhopper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6467518

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:37:39 2015 No.6467542 >>6462405 /lit/ class of 2014 everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 13:39:09 2015 No.6467549 >>6464830 xddddd

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:02:40 2015 No.6467618 >>6467372 Cringed hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 14:41:38 2015 No.6467733 >>6463228 >the radio Should have gone with tv fag

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:14:28 2015 No.6468175 >>6462333 trips confirm your sad life

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:48:57 2015 No.6468316 >>6461875 Wait did you expect a short biography of a well known philosopher in a comic about people misunderstanding him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 16:57:56 2015 No.6468346 >>6461685 every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 17:14:55 2015 No.6468412 >>6467372 This is gold

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:20:52 2015 No.6469133 >>6463728 HO HO! It was me who wrote "ad hominem" in this thread! Who would have thought...?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:25:58 2015 No.6469151 >>6464597 Fucking psycho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 20:47:09 2015 No.6469231 >>6466021 >>6466012 speak for yourself also pixie cuts are fantastically cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:03:54 2015 No.6469303 >>6464597 Is that supposed to be Ho Chi Minh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:16:55 2015 No.6469372 File: 334 KB, 938x1546, EVILution.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:21:22 2015 No.6469394 File: 74 KB, 511x600, 1282978768249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461523 >I'M HERE FROM /POL/ >TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA EVERY TIME

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Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:39:23 2015 No.6469516

>>6469477
Oh boy, I keep a collection of these things.

Will be posting

A vanguardist Marxist professional revolutionary and commissar was teaching a class on Mao Zedong, known Leninist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Lenin and accept that he was the greatest revolutionary the world has ever known, even greater than Mikhail Bakunin!”

At this moment, a brave, horizontalist, militant Black Bloc anarchist who had participated in over 1500 direct actions and understood the necessity of social revolution from below and fully supported all military decision made by Buenaventura Durruti stood up and held up a bust of Lenin's head. "Where was this made, Stalinist?"

The arrogant commissar smirked quite bourgeoisly and smugly replied, "In the workers' homeland, the USSR, you stupid Trotskyite"

"Wrong. It was made last week in an Asian sweatshop. Bolshevik state socialism has failed!"

The commissar was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Left-Wing Communism: An Infantile Disorder. He stormed out of the room crying those Leninist crocodile tears. The same tears Leninists cry for the “proletariat" (who today live in such luxury that most vote Republican) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving lumpenproletariat. There is no doubt that at this point our commissar wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a Bolshevik state capitalist. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned to disarm the workers after the revolution!

The students applauded and all joined the IWW that day and accepted Thoreau as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Spontaneous Revolution” flew into the room and perched atop the black flag and shed a tear on the chalk. Statism and Anarchy was read several times, and Chomsky himself showed up and smashed the state.

The commissar lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was shot in the back of the neck by the Checka and was tossed into the dustbin of history for all eternity.

Solidarity.
p.s. abolish government

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:40:39 2015 No.6469521

>>6469516
A marxist post-structuralist continental Ecole Normale Superieure professor and feminist activist was teaching a class on Martin Heidegger, known hermeneuticist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Nietzsche and accept that his genealogical method was the most highly-evolved theory the continent has ever known, even greater than Hegel's dialectics!"

At this moment a brave, rational, positivist analytic philosopher who had read more than 15000 pages of Popper and Wittgenstein and understood the raison d'etre of empricism and fully supported all modern hard sciences stood up and held up the constitution. "How universal is this text, frenchie?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "It's not universal at all, fucking positivist, its "truth" is rooted in our shared understandings about culture, the subject and the nexus of power and knowledge."

"Wrong. It's been 225 years since human reason created it. if it was not universal, and post-modern relativism, as you say, is real... then it should be regarded as a myth now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of On Grammatology. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic post-modern crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Michel Foucault, wished he had pulled hiimself up by his bootstraps and become more than an AIDS ridden sadomasochist interested in fisting. He wished so much that he had some kind of truth to hold on to, but he himself had written to disprove it!

The students applauded and all rolled into American universities that day and accepted Wittgenstein as the end of philosophy. An eagle named "Formal logic" flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "Principa Mathematica" and shed a tear on the hardcover. The last sentence of "Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus" was read several times, and Karl Popper himself showed up and demonstrated how dialectics is nothing but a means of justifying contradictions.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and his "books" were disregarded for all eternity.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:42:24 2015 No.6469529

>>6469521

A Japanese hosso monk and zen master was teaching a class on Lao Ze, known riddler.

”Before the class begins, you must adopt a meditation stance and reverence Lao Ze and accept that he was the most enlightened being the world has ever known, even greater than Heraclitus!”

At this moment, a brave, phenomenologist, continental German philosopher who had published over 1500 papers on hermeneutics and understood the necessity of an ontological characterization of human beings and fully supported all deconstruction of metaphysical thinking stood up and held up a rock.
”Does this rock have buddha nature?”

The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied “mu, you stupid Westerner”

”Wrong. An existential analysis of the rock reveals that it has no language and therefore it is not opened to the disclosure of Being . If it was neither Dasein or not Dasein and its ontological nature, as you say, was indeterminate… then its rock-Being should be a concern to it!”
The monk was visibly shaken, and dropped his bonsai and copy of Tao te Ching. He stormed out of the room reciting those obsolete buddhist sutras. The same sutras buddhists recite for the “souls of the deceased” when they jealously try to devalue responsibility over their finitude from the deserving authentic Daseins. There is no doubt that at this point our monk, Gautama Boddhidarma, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an inauthentic onto theological thinker. He wished so much that he had a non metaphysical characterization of truth to reconstruct his ontology over a groundless ground, but he himself had petitioned against it!

The students applauded and all registered with the university of Freiburg that day and accepted Nietzsche as the last and greatest western crypto metaphysician. An eagle named “Ereignis” flew into the room and perched atop an ancient oak and shed a tear on the now standing reserve of timber. The Ister was read several times, and Being itself showed up and spread existential angst across the country.

The monk lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the technocratic plague nihilism and was tossed into the impossibility of possibilities for eternity.

Ex nihilo omnia

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:43:38 2015 No.6469534

>>6469529

A Jewish allied homosexual professor and Treaty of Versailles supporter was teaching a class on Theodor Adorno, known Marxist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Einstein and accept that he was the smartest man ever, even smarter than Gottlob Frege or Karl Schmitt.

At this moment, a brave, Aryan, 14/88 SS Obersturmbannführer who had killed 1500 Untermenschen on the Ostfront and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by Nazi Germany stood up and showed a picture of an Aryan man.

”What can you tell me about this, Rassenschande?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “He is just a man, no different from an Untermensch, except the Jews are probably even smarter.”

”Wrong. It is the proven master race, tracing his lineage back to every people that ever accomplished something and has every right to struggle for Lebensraum.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Das Kapital in Hebrew. He stormed out of the room crying those Schmutzig-Jüdische crocodile tears. The same tears Judeo-Bolshevists cry for the “gassed” when they jealously try to claw justly earned land from the deserving Übermenschen. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Schlomo Marxstein, wished his people were not causing all the troubles the Reich was facing, and wished he didn’t deservedly got what was coming to him for that.

The students applauded and all registered to the Nazi party that day and accepted Adolf Hitler as their Führer. A Reichsadler named “Germanentum” flew into the room and perched atop the Nazi flag and shed a single tear on the chalk. The first couplet of “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles” was sung several times, and Odin himself showed up and roused the people for totalen Krieg all across the Reich.

The professor lost his tenure and was sent to Auschwitz the next day but didn’t die there because the Holocaust never happened.

Sieg Heil

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 21:45:11 2015 No.6469546

>>6469534

A sycophantic, salaried, pedophiliac, flute-playing, Athenian sophist and acclaimed rhetorician was teaching a class on Gorgias, known nihilist.

"By Zeus! Before the class begins, you must all get on your knees and pay your respects to Gorgias, and accept that he was the most demonic being the world has ever known, even greater than that of Heraclitus!" At this moment, a wise, ironic, pro-Spartan disciple of Socrates who had courted 1500 young boys and understood the necessity of free education and fully supported all intellectual writings made by the Academy stood up and held up a rock.

"I say to you, does this rock exist on the true plane of reality and being, dear teacher?"

The arrogant sophist smirked quite relativistically and replied "Certainly, for how else could you bring it into being here, you foolish foreigner?"

"Wrong. The Forms are the only true reality and exist beyond this realm of material perception. If it was real, and being, as you say, is contingent to our realm of perception, then it should be identical to all other rocks in 'existence'."

The sophist was visibly shaken, and dropped his stylus and copy of On the Non-Existent. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic sophist tears. The same tears sophists cry for the "learned" (who today live in such a state of ignorance that most think they 'have knowledge' of what is pious) when they jealously try to claw justly earned true knowledge from the deserving philosophers. There is no doubt that at this point our sophist, Hypocrites, wished he had pulled himself up by his sandal straps and become more than a sophist, paid-for-hire teacher. He wished so much that he had a sense of objective truth to console himself from embarrassment, but he himself had argued against it!

The students applauded and all enrolled into the Academy that day and accepted The One as the incarnation of truth and the Good. An owl named "The Socratic Method" flew into the room and perched atop the Priestess of Delphi and shed a tear on the stylus. Plato’s Republic was read several times, and Socrates himself showed up and claimed that he knew nothing. The sophist lost his standing with the Athenian wealthy and was left homeless the next day.

He died in the Thirty Tyrants' Rebellion and reincarnated as a Bronze soul for all eternity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:07:22 2015 No.6469769 >>6469546 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 23:22:31 2015 No.6469820 >>6461609 So you are a Calvinist or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 00:13:10 2015 No.6469939 >>6461795 Direct me there

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:27:51 2015 No.6471549 File: 2.32 MB, 766x2322, 78463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6467372 i laughed >>6461523 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 12:40:47 2015 No.6471749 >>6461514 >misinterpretation is funny? It's basic comedy my friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:37:36 2015 No.6471970 >>6466942 this shit always kills me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:47:16 2015 No.6471999 >>6462327 Outstanding

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:28:44 2015 No.6472150 >>6467372 >Bohemianphilosphy.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:30:07 2015 No.6472158 >>6471549 Why does zizek always look so gross and disgusting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:53:54 2015 No.6472251 >>6467524 >schopenhopper.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:55:05 2015 No.6472262 >>6466788 love the retweets in there Never seen a twitter feed printed before but this is hilarious. Another reason not to tweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:05:47 2015 No.6472320 File: 17 KB, 239x217, nice nice etc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6466788 RIP Robin Williams, Terrific sense of humour, Only met him once, but I made him laugh out loud holy shit LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:26:19 2015 No.6472435 >>6462327 how pure and innocent

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:34:55 2015 No.6472464 >>6472158 beats me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:50:55 2015 No.6472523 >>6466782 >Faith apologists: you can tell they're desperate because instead of counterarguments they produce personal insults. Utter morons & ugly too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:59:18 2015 No.6472568 >>6469534 >The professor lost his tenure and was sent to Auschwitz the next day but didn’t die there because the Holocaust never happened. Gets me every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:01:15 2015 No.6472591 File: 1.79 MB, 352x199, 1407702814137.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6467524 >name

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:35:05 2015 No.6474588 File: 677 KB, 1620x2426, lit in a nutshell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:38:47 2015 No.6474607 >>6461484 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:51:01 2015 No.6474646 >>6461551 Please be pretending.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 00:04:03 2015 No.6474691 >>6474588 this is how it should be

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 09:03:48 2015 No.6475997 File: 185 KB, 680x583, higher temp frog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6462327 why did you hurt her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 09:11:33 2015 No.6476018 >>6466788 >>6466782 These aren't real, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:00:46 2015 No.6476438 >>6461428 I know those albums are hipster-tier, but they're great nonetheless (apart from GY!BE which I despise)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:37:15 2015 No.6476821 File: 832 KB, 3264x2448, IMG_20150430_094844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > from Connor Franta's book

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:52:18 2015 No.6476894 >>6476821 Not awful by any means In fact it's quite readable

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:53:29 2015 No.6476902 >>6476018 It's a satire magazine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:11:31 2015 No.6476963 >>6469529 >Being itself showed up and spread existential angst across the country. lost it here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:47:47 2015 No.6477229 >>6464593 I can visualise the ad. Well done anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:35:45 2015 No.6477368 >>6476438 I can understand not liking them but despising them? Is it because muh crescendos or you don't like the /mu/ circlejerk (which is circlebroke now that they don't do the field recording thing anymore)?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 19:58:32 2015 No.6478258 >>6461522 >Nothing in it is profound or useful It doesn't have to be retard its a belief and a thought process not a technique to going about your week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:18:09 2015 No.6478316 >>6461428 TIL i am a walking cliche

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:36:01 2015 No.6478396 >>6478316 Disconcerting, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 20:43:16 2015 No.6478429 >>6464593 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:47:25 2015 No.6478666 File: 311 KB, 1024x1102, dfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 21:50:16 2015 No.6478676 File: 18 KB, 300x265, yes!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6478666

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:38:56 2015 No.6478837 >>6462327 This is sad as fuck. All the good the internet can do and this is what it's used for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:46:08 2015 No.6478858 >>6462384 I miss Deep&Edgy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:51:05 2015 No.6478865 >>6464830 Made me kekkle

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 06:57:51 2015 No.6480257 >>6461914 10/10

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