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>> No.645447

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.

>> No.645448

It's so cute, I can't help but feel better about life.

>> No.645459
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>> No.645461

FUCKING A DOG SURE IS RUFF

>> No.645481

I gotta hilarious joke about the Jonestown Massacre.
I can't post it now, though. The punch line is too long.

>> No.645487

>>645481

Oh lawdy.

>> No.645494
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>>645481

>> No.645497

>>645481
i don't get it...

>> No.645503

>>645497
they put poison in the punch, thats the jonestown massacre

>> No.645505

>>645503
oh, makes sense to me.

>> No.645516
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645516

I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith...

>> No.645524

>>645516

what's his other leg called?

>> No.645552

>>645524
His penis...

>> No.645598

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

lol amidoinitrite