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your'e in a bookshop with your girlfriend when this man thrusts a copy of his latest work Shark into her hands and slaps her ass.

What do you do?

Bear in mind he's six foot six and respected by Harold Bloom

>> No.6453615

He completely reks everyone in this debate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1Xx3XGCZsY

>> No.6453625

>>6453560
Jokes on him, I don't even HAVE a girlfriend

;_;

>> No.6453717

>>6453615
and got rekt by peter hitchens

>> No.6453723

>>6453717
lol sure he did

>> No.6453737

>>6453717
>implying anyone could be anything even close to 'wrecked' by Peter Hitchens

>> No.6453740

Reading this thread has been interesting.

>> No.6453742

I shout "fuck," nut him. And then stand over his crmupled middleaged body yelling about his shit fucking novels and shit fucking wife and shit fucking appearances on that shit fucking bbc panel game and then stamp repeatedly on his cranium while yelling more or less coherently about how oxbridge public school poshoes have bled the life out of the greatest language the world has ever seen and how i particulary disliked his introduction to the flamingo edition of fear and loathing in las vegas.

>> No.6453746

>>6453560
Will Self is certainly one of the people I think of when it comes to contemporary British Intellectuals.

>> No.6453747

>>6453742
I would also nut him, and then nut all ove rhim.

>> No.6453755

reading this thread has been interesting

>> No.6453759

>>6453746
> Intellectuals
> Famous
"no"

>> No.6453760

reading this thread has been interesting.

>> No.6453763

>>6453560
http://sketchtoy.com/65005016

>> No.6453765

>>6453759
hes a Public Intellectual.

>> No.6453770

>Reading this thread has been interesting.

>> No.6453773

>>6453737
peter is probably the best mainstream commentator in the english speaking world.

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6453789

>implying this thread wasn't interesting

>> No.6453794

>>6453765
>polish intellectuals

>> No.6453796

>>6453789
Good post. This thread has been interesting.

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6453803

>>6453773
this post wasn't very interesting

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6453811

>>6453773

>valuing the opinions of males

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>>6453803

>> No.6453825

>>6453759
Ahh right I didn't realise the terms were mutually exclusive. I hate it when intellectuals become proportionally dumber as they get more well known.

>> No.6453826

>>6453803
I agree really stands in stark contrast to the interesting thread.

>> No.6453833

>>6453560
Good thing he looks afflicted.

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6453834

Reading this thread has been interesting and engaging.

>> No.6453835

>>6453794
That thread was the epitome of /int/ shitposting.

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>>6453834
Good thread, OP. Very interesting.

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>>6453834
He has a water bottle in his coat's pocket.
Interesting.

>> No.6453863

http://strawpoll.me/4205665

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>>6453853
Very interesting, I hadn't noticed.

>> No.6453873

>>6453742
Go away, pleb.

>> No.6453876

>>6453742
Interesting strategy.

>> No.6453890

>>6453873
Interesting insult.
Are you interested in the roman culture and language??
The word pleb comes from the latin word 'plebs'

>> No.6453892

posted in this interesting thread again lads

>> No.6453895

>>6453892
interesting posting pattern

>> No.6453898

>>6453890
It is interesting that you point that out. However, the word pleb is too common now (hehe get it?). A more interesting word to use is the Greek "hoi polloi" :)

>> No.6453899

>>6453560
>Pants him.
>Dump whatever wet substances are nearby onto him.
>Take pictures

And so begins the dankest of the dank memes.

>> No.6453904

>>6453773
Eminently more tolerable than his brother too.

>> No.6453906

>>6453899
reading this greentext has been interesting

>> No.6453912

I'd steal his phone and jot down famous people's numbers.

>> No.6453925

>>6453560
Is this free and is it any better than Quantity Theory?

>> No.6453947

>>6453925
It's an interesting read.

>> No.6453955

The Greys are the most commonly described race by abduction victims. In this view they are considered a race with unknown motives, and agenda. They seem to be abduting, studying, testing and using various individuals for their one unclear reason.

Greys as presented by the New Age Movement: In the new age movement the greys are often associated as an even race, or a race with bad energy. They are often associated with many other races such as the Reptoids and their motives are known.

>> No.6453958

>>6453947
This has all the markings of essentialism

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>>6453955
Slow Riot > Yanqui > LYSF > F#A# > Allelujah > Asunder

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6453965

>I think Howth, a man that has traversed the entire region of Africa using only the power of the hot air balloon and sampled young boys from every corner of the vast continent, is uncultured. I say this as someone who has never left his county but am still worldly.

Fucking faggots.
End your lives.

>> No.6453970

>>6453958
Use a full stop.

>> No.6453973

>>6453960
Interesting ranking.

>> No.6453980

>>6453965
While I agree with your sentiment people like Kant prove that reading can work as a surrogate.

>> No.6453983

>>6453973
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>>6453625
>>6453615
So, what are you guys studying?

>> No.6453986

>>6453960
spoiler that hog

>> No.6453991

>>6453983
English literature with some Philosophy electives here and there

I hate moneyand success

>> No.6453995

>>6453983
NEET

>> No.6453999

Will Self is the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1BVPuPTIc

I'd be honoured if he had is way with my gf

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6454002

>>6453983
illustration with a minor in arabic

>> No.6454009

>>6453983
I am literally rolling around in 70K a year teaching English in Saudi Arabia while you cunts are earning peanuts in East Asia

>> No.6454014

>>6454009
hmm maybe ill go further than a minor in arabic

>> No.6454015

>>6453991
I'm with you there
But I'm going into editing, so there's at least a little money

>> No.6454017

>>6453999
>I'd be honoured if he had is way with my gf

trinicuck pls go

>> No.6454030

>>6453970
Ur god is dieing erryday in tousands have milliuns uv txtmsgs

>> No.6454071

>>6453560
>and respected by Harold Bloom
Really? I'd be interested to see what Bloom has to say.

>> No.6454089

>>6453983
2:2 in Film and Sociology I now work as a screenwriter.

>> No.6454100

>>6454089
Shit bro how you got a 2.2? Where u working?

>> No.6454107

>>6454100
I didn't turn up to most of the classes in my final year because university is shit. I'm freelance and have sold two scripts.

>> No.6454112

>>6454071
Hasn't said much, just mentioned Self as an author he admires.

>> No.6454172

>>6454107
Congratulations. How did you get people to look at your scripts? reference from uni? Who bought your scripts?

>> No.6454243

>>6454172
in for replies

>> No.6454263

>>6453999
Every time Self speaks I want to punch him in the face. Jesus Christ the man uses large words that sound complicated but really aren't like cudgels without any grace.

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>>6453560
>your'e in a bookshop with your girlfriend
>with your girlfriend
>girlfriend
>gf

>> No.6454298

>>6453560
he's a big guy, op

>> No.6454317

"Hit me up on my celly cell." - William Self circa 2005

>> No.6454777

>>6454172
Nothing at all to do with university. I didn't even go to my graduation, don't have my certificate and have said I got a 2:1 in Business Economics on all my CVs. I interned at a place and covered myself working part time in some shit jobs and through that I met people, made a few connections and showed my stuff to them. I'm nowhere near successful enough to call it a career yet but I've made inroads and really enjoy it.

>> No.6455357

Dorian was the bomb!