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6390590 No.6390590[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Need help seducing a literary grrl who looks like tay tay, but she's a classist and basically hates me because I'm successful and therefore part of the oppression of the working class. She reads a lot, more time than she even spends socializing. Give me some literary and philosophical quips I can use to get to her heart. She has a soft spot for Middle English poetry, if that helps.

>> No.6390604

Drop some references to the Pearl Poet casually and then recite some. I'm sure that that will get her wet. Good luck, bourgeois scum.

>> No.6390656

You sound like a cunt

>> No.6390720

>>6390604
Thanks

>> No.6390764

>>6390590
She sounds insufferable
Is she at least hot?

>> No.6390793

>>6390764
Yep, she's very hot

>> No.6390799

>>6390793
pics to prove it

>> No.6390830

>>6390799
I can't, I can only get pictures of her from Facebook, and I'm worried you guys will fuck up my plans. I remember what happened to Katy, anyway.

>> No.6390836

>>6390830
Pictures from facebook cannot be reverse searched, but I understand your doubts.

>> No.6390844

send her a dick pic and ask if she wants to make communism

>> No.6390880

>>6390830
don't be a pussy. add a color filter or something so we can't reverse search it.

>> No.6390885

Forcing love lel
Have fun living a lie

>> No.6390909

>>6390880
Give me some serious advice and I'll consider it.