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>american "literature"

>> No.6388499
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simotaneously the undisputed champion

>> No.6388502

>>6388495
HAHAHAHA OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS

de'nesha diamond fittin to suck dem shits dry chally wally

>> No.6388504

>>6388499
i thought it was gonna say
'likes to sell dope and rob people of their hope'
but that would actually be good
LOL

>> No.6388523

>>6388499
What does it mean to be both 'known', and a 'factor'?

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>>6388523

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>American "literature"

>> No.6388564

>>6388495
Easily the ,most captivating piece of literature I've yet seen on /lit/.

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kek

>> No.6388583

>>6388580
I love a good bit of satire.

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>>6388583
>satire
You wish.

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>you don't have the courage to self publish despite this

>> No.6388593

>>6388580
Is that the book version of Decker???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-EqQhF_9o

>> No.6388596

>>6388495
Thanks for the laugh m9

>> No.6388612

>>6388580
Hahahahahahaahahahahahaahah LIBERAL TEARS

>> No.6388634

>>6388588
self publishing is worthless anyway.

>> No.6388644

>>6388586
Politics aside,

>it was slow at first but then there were enough explosions to hold my interest

>> No.6389671

>>6388499

> Protagonist's name is Dre
> Author's name is Dean-dre

>> No.6389695

>>6388495
>>6388499
I'd read this.

>> No.6389696

I think of Ben Franklin when I'm getting head, typically bad head. I'm always like "poor Richard! Den teeth baby girl!"

Get it, Richard is a dickname for dick? I'm fucking funny dude

>> No.6389698

I seen this on /int/

They proved how retarded they were when it comes to literature. or anything really

>> No.6389709

>>6389695
>>6388499

its the gangsta tour de force

http://books.google.ca/books?id=bVJLPKjTUkIC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false

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>>6388499
>yfw when people like this actually get published and you never will

>> No.6389724

>>6389696
I think it's a reference to 100 dollar bills.

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>> No.6389763

>>6388495
>look up this shit
>all her books are rated 4/5 and up on goodsreads
M-m-maybe w-we are missing s-s-something...

>> No.6389768

>>6388580
>>6388495
What are the names of these books?

>> No.6389780

>>6389724
It's a reference to Poor Richard's Almanac

>> No.6389791

>>6389729
I would read this

>> No.6389814

I want out of this rock

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>>6389709
>that first page

>> No.6389855

>>6388580
I would unironically read this book.

>> No.6389866

>>6388586
>search amazon for this
>there are about 5000 books called phoenix rising
>and a bunch of albums etc
>realise nothing is original any more

>finally find it
>nearly all the reviews are by people with only one review
>or have only reviewed books by the same author and given them all five stars
>notatallsuspcious.jpg

I hate you William W Johnstone

>> No.6389879

>>6389716
dude, you never even read it. Its gold

>> No.6389884

>>6388580
sounds like an American Houccebeque

>> No.6390188

>>6389716
yfw affirmative action in publishing

>> No.6390228

>>6389709
Holy shit I can't read this without laughing. The first paragraph...just rotate my shit up fam

>> No.6390329

>>6388580
this will never not be funny

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>>6388586
holy keke my sides

>> No.6390347

>>6389729
where are you getting these from

>> No.6390357

I'll just leave this here: http://www.thecartelpublications.com/

>> No.6390390

>>6389884
>Houccebeque

>> No.6390539

>The Islamic Republic of Enlightenment

Is this shit for real?

I hope so. If it is, I already know what happens. Jake Lantz and his crew find themselves against an army of Muslims and everyone of them dies a heroic death and Ohmshidi's reign of terror continues. This is followed by a brief chapter from the narrator explaining how the events in this book could happen in real life, and that this was a cautionary tale.

>> No.6390597

>>6389716
Perhaps Deandre is not as technically skilled a writer as you, but he has probably got more interesting things to say as can be seen even from the reaction his board affords him

>> No.6390599

>>6389709
Book begins
>In the beginning of the book
...that's some meta shit right there. I'm impressed.

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>> No.6390623

>>6389709
>24s and 26s on the caddy
What does this mean, /lit/? I feel like I'm missing an essential part of the story.

>> No.6390624

>>6389709


>Then after Dre hit's the blunt a few times he then put's the dubee out and cranks up the engine.

>> No.6390635

>>6390624
Reads like Inherent Vice

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>>6390623
They're different sizes of chrome wheel rims.

>> No.6390685

>>6390647
Damn. No wonder Dave respects him.

>> No.6391652

>>6389729
>it's like i just shat batman, you know what I mean?

No, no i do not get what you mean

>> No.6391659

>>6388580
Based