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How many of you have actually masturbated to non-erotic literature?

>> No.6367520

>>6367187
inb4 Lolita

>> No.6367530

>>6367187
A dozen

>> No.6367561

i've masturbated to the "airman's manual" i was assigned when i was in bootcamp.

i later found out someone was stashing their amateur erotic drawings between the last stall on the left the wall and switched to that stuff. was so fucking cash.

i'll try and find the page in my manual that i used.

>> No.6367629

>>6367561
When I went through basic me and my buddies found this empty storage space and we would take turns jerking off in it. We called it the Masturbation Chamber.

Boot camp does weird shit to you, man.

>> No.6367643

>>6367629
did you ever jerk off together to charge each others JO crystals?

>> No.6367664

>>6367643
It's the only way to make it through the day.

>> No.6367679

>>6367187
When I was a kid I tugged it to Stephen King's Wizard and the Glass. Dat post-coital murmuring.

>> No.6367686

Not specifically but plenty of non-erotic literature has inspired sexual thoughts. That's more due to my own imagination as an oversexed person though.

>> No.6367689

>>6367187
i jerked off to IJ

>> No.6367722

>>6367187
Freud's 'Fetishism'

>> No.6367742

>>6367187
I couldn't help myself, and ended up jacking off to the first chapter of Julliette
>all those pages of Lesbian Orgies

>> No.6367749

>>6367187

I've masturbated to Anonymous Rex and Talon several times. Sometimes it feels bad being a scalie but at the same time there's a lot more stuff out their pandering to our ilk than most.

>> No.6368035

>>6367187
The first chapter of "Across Five Aprils" for reasons I will not fully disclose.

>> No.6368048

Norweigan Wood

>> No.6368070

>>6367742
>marquis de sade
>non-erotic

yeah okay bub

>> No.6368087

I master bate to the prose in Ulysses

>> No.6368848
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>>6367187
This part of American Psycho.

>> No.6368984

>>6367187
Nabokov, Mann, Amado.

>> No.6369013

>>6368848
>not masturbating to his routine and naked ass in the shower

>> No.6369018

I spanked my monkey after reading how Hera seduced Zeus in The Iliad. It wasn't really about Hera actually going to get fucked by Zeus, but the details of how she got prepared, I just imagined a milf-version of Octavia from Rome while reading it, and decided to put it down after a while.

And I don't feel guilty about none of it, because I know for fact a bunch of Greeks back then probably did the same and took bathroom breaks while hearing that part in a theatre. And probably a bunch of guys too throughout the ages. So I'm actually glad to take apart of the great, historical tradition--that is, if it does exist.

>> No.6369085

>>6367187
I remember fantasizing about Hareton while masturbating at the time I was reading Wuthering Heights.
>>6367742
Also jacked it to Juliette, some pretty hot gay sexy time in there.

>> No.6369139

When I was a wee lad, just discovering that my peener could stiffen to stand proud and tall, I rubbed my little tweenaged fingers up and down it while reading the scene at the beginning of American Gods, where that chick eats that guy through her vagina.

>> No.6369413

Some parts of the Old Testament exuded so much masculinity I had to put the book down and masturbate several times while reading.

>> No.6369457

jerked it to the sex scene at the beginning of The Godfather

sonny's big dick fillin' up lucy mancini

>> No.6369463
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6369463

Jerked it to Girl With the Pearl Earring

I only flipped through till she got boned by that one dude and never read the rest.

>> No.6369470

>>6369018
I have a copy of the Iliad. If this isn't a tradition, we'll make it one. I've also masturbated to a quasi-YA Cory Doctorow book.

>> No.6369490
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6369490

When I was 14 my parents took me to one of those awful all-inclusive hotels in Corfu. My sister shared a room with my mum, and I had to share one with my dad.

Every single day for two weeks, while they were lounging by the pool and drinking their free all-inclusive drinks, I went back to the room and beat off to the cover of this book.

>> No.6369716

>>6367187
there's a bit in some bukowski book (ham on rye) in which a young bukowski (chinaski?) stands watch as some chick blows some dude in an abandoned car right outside their school iirc. the chick starts talking shit about the dude's dick because it's huge but he can't get it fully erect so he slaps her around and calls her a bitch whore or something.

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6369750

Molly's fantasizing about having a big cock.

>> No.6369768

The part where the two kids are making out in the Amber Spyglass, and it's supposed to represent the A&E in the GoE with the A-P-P-L-E being the kid's K-N-O-B. At least, it's implied. All they really do is kiss with tongue in a grove of trees, but I do think that was my first sexual experience.

>>6369139
Lol I remember that one. Fucking Gaiman and his massive Oedipal complex

>> No.6369854
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6369854

>borrow a book from the local library
>fap once I get outside
>leave cumstains to dry in between the pages
>return it the next day
>librarian checks the book for any misuse
>"anon, why is page 98 and 99 stuck together. Did you glue it?"
>"uhh, kind of."
>smirk on my face once I turned my back from her

I don't think I'm the only one who's done this, Anyone?