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6309019 No.6309019 [Reply] [Original]

Can you write a poem using only memes?

>> No.6309041

everything is a meme

>> No.6309044
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6309044

>Can you

Of course.

>> No.6309050

Le face wheneth thy manfriend sieges your starfish with his eel

>> No.6309082

no i cant

that was the poem, that was the contradiction, i am thomas pynchon

>> No.6309085

Spaghetti spilleth forward
My face of null emotions
>tfw no gf

>> No.6309086
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>>6309019
An open meadow
a babbling brook
at sunset
your hand in mine
two hearts beating n'sync
in Springtime

Tanning at the beach
drinkin pina coladas
moonlight walks along the shore
your hand in mine
two hearts beating n'sync
on Summer nights

Cinnamon pumpkin lattes
scarfs
on our way to a halloween party
your hand in mine
two hearts beating n'sync
as Autumn leaves fall

A raging blizzard
but the freshest powder
double black diamond
no hand in mine
a single heartbeat
one frozen Winter.

>> No.6309087

roses are red
violets are spook
cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

>> No.6309095

>tfw

tfw i poo poo peepee
tendies tendies overrated
4U
yeah fuck you!
GBP for the biggest guy
shoot the good goys before crashing the plane
well memed my friend
now ask tell me
who /cuck/ here?

>> No.6309106

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Wow, strong arms,

that's what she said. . .

that feel when no gf.

check em'

Open the door and see this:

Why are you home on this Friday night?

Nope.

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>>6309095
6/10

>> No.6309110
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>> No.6309117
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>>6309110
10/10

>> No.6309130

What I read, what I thought it would be, what I got; the haiku

Ayy lmao at corn
Corn father bless my wheat prose
Please no, corn father

>> No.6309140

Ree thy last ree,
Hold in chortled breath.
Soon the normies will be out,
Soon - our - graves will be paper filled.
O tendie, so crimbly clean, so cleansily golden, spoldor hold.
The frog and the feel await at dawn.

>> No.6309143

David Foster Wallace
Thomas Pynchon
Albert Camus
James Joyce

The end.

>> No.6309146

>>6309143
You forgot Tao Lin you dumb fucking son of a bitch

>> No.6309154

>>6309143
Camus and Pynchon aren't memes you jerk they're authentic

>> No.6309262

>>6309019
I cum on cat
she hiss at penis.

>> No.6309294

>>6309019
Fuck you Fagget.

>>I'll take my Nobel Prize.

>> No.6309704

The strange green frog upon my screen
implies a kind of sadness.
They told me to start with the Greeks.

Every time I post here I regret what I have said
and spend the next half hour reading it back in my head.

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>>6309019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0
MFW I am Ween

>> No.6309746

Why didn't the eagles,
just shake schulz's dirty hands,
a big guy who cucked my shit up,
How did we go from this....
...,
to this?,

>> No.6309752

>>6309019

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me
you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class
in the Navy Seals
and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids
on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 9000
confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla
warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

You are nothing to me

but just another target. I will wipe you
the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before
on this Earth
mark
my
fucking
words.

>> No.6309763

>>6309704
Pretty good, man. Pretty good.

>> No.6309829
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6309829

Poo poo pee pee
techno interests me

start with the greeks, >tfw she speads her ass and vagoo
LITTLE WHITE DICKS, install gentoo

Open your ass, REEEEEEEE
is that a famas? FUCKIN NORMIES

poo poo pee pee
techno interests me

jeff pls go, HE
>yfw da burrs win da superbowl, 2spooky4me


Golem get ye gone, let my doubles go
8 scoops CMON, ayy lmao


Anon.

>> No.6309880

Pepe is red,
Wojak feels blue,
I'll just fuck your shit up,
For you.

>> No.6309914

>>6309019
They said
Do you even lift
My nuggies
Like copper and spoilt milk
Fell like spaghetti upon a dinosaur floor
I am a big guy
But that feel when
Op is a faggot
And no girlfriend
>re
>Ree
>re

>> No.6310173

>>6309914
Beautiful
You should write YA books your so good

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>>6309019


Pepe, so sweet,
*Tips mine fedora*
Master-race NEET
Euphoria, in plethora.

>Tfw no gf.
Fart, spurt, splut!
>Mfw Joyce and
I fuck a poopy butt.

Cuck me, as I rest
My weary head,
LMFAO! (teh best)
Tao lin, go to bed.

Spooks, begone! for
It is I, Stirner, Max,
On the dance-floor.
Cause? My own, just relax.

Marx in here, having a bout
At Sainkt Max, who, why,
Fuck him, that fucking flout-
Ing, DESTROY HIM, I-

Ebin meem, with opinions hot!
Double digits repeating ever so.
420 blaze it-smoke a whole pot!
"i just learned how to pronounce faux"

>> No.6310255

>>6309086
I actually enjoy this. The third stanza made me really nostalgia.

>> No.6310449

>>6309086
where are the memes?

>> No.6310586

>>6309019
All words are memes.

>> No.6310591

>>6309086
This is very good

>> No.6310680

>>6309019

As forced as the SEAKING FUCK YEAH! meme
and Milhouse is now a meme is not a meme is now a meme, it seems
that EFG, in his 400x400 dimensions, with anger
will summon the famous cockmongler.

And, as always, in a place resting afar
someone will see a lion and get in a car.

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>>6309704
I like it.

>> No.6311679

From within my plastic spire
are all the tendies I desire,
from dawn of day to Sun's last rays
Here I stay, where I read may mays.

My Mother raised me in Topanga,
there I once drew futa manga.
Alas this art was far too deviant
and that bedroom fire too convenient.

That night I prayed to sad green frog, to demand to know what sin,
warranted the burning of my futa filled moleskine?
Clarity came as a quiet warble, I nodded as I heard
"kill your Mom, my little autist. You must abide by my good word."

She? Could my own mother hurt me so?
She? Start the fire which so caused me woe?
Sincerely sure that that would be cray,
the next day caused me great dismay.

She told me then, when I broke my fast,
I'd be getting a job, and that the die had been cast.
No more tendies, 'it's time I grew up.'
Her bullshit utterly ruined my sup.

From that moment on, at Lord Pepe's behest
I withdrew my katana from under my bed.
My mothers death would be my one quest,
for her crimes against memes,
*unsheathes katana*
It's off with her head.

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>>6309110

>> No.6313028

>>6309746
Why didn't Gandalf the Eagles to Mordor?
Why did Galmf the the seagulls to your whore?
Of a mother, why didn't Frodo and Mairon waifu?
Why cannot /co/ anymore discusss Wakfu?
Why DID The EAGLES?!
The anger does SEETHE, O
My heart is a void with which I fill things
That are already full, to make them empty
Could I one day hope to be better than the best in bed?
Alas I am not Tao.

>> No.6313183

>>6309086
what memes are u using meme master

>> No.6313223

>>6310449
>>6313183

Do you know what a meme is?

Protip: memes and clichés are interchangeable

>> No.6313229

>>6309752
underrated post
>>6309704
8/10

>> No.6313230

poo poo pee pee now mommy has to change me

>> No.6313240

>browse /leet/
>post memebook
>start with the greeks
>deny the spooks
>dick in one hand lolita in the other
>all in a place where everyday is summer

>> No.6313345

you melt my heart
faster than jet fuel
melting steel beams
honey you're a spook,
but I love you liek the dankness
of green grass on a murmuring memey may,
how I love you let my count thy ways:
like a spineless beta cuck loves his aging slore,
like a normcore loves his privilege,
like a stormcores love is forlorn,
like /x/ loves a hex, like a SJW loves political correctness

that feel when you are gf,
like that sad frog in my throat when it comes to the end

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>>6313223
>memes and clichés are interchangeable
I'm a nice person so before I insult you I'll let you explain yourself and you're statement.

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>>6313364
Both memes and cliches are unoriginal ideas that people repeat and share.

A "babbling brook" is just a much a meme as Pepe is.

>> No.6313801

bump

>> No.6313822
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Pepe is Eternal.
Pepe is the moon and stars but also the sun when morning comes.
Pepe is Life.

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>>6313762
they are both original except a cliche loses it's meaning because it's over-used
you might claim memes are overused but the truth is memes are always evolving and they are still in it's baby steps
a cliche would be good guy wins which has been used since the dawn of time but not a meme since they have been since 1980[1] and they haven't got enough time to become overused
another cliam you might make is that they are being overused in this place but it hasn't left this culture so it's still considered a meme
that's it internet memes we are talking about
if i say babbling brook to someone he might say it's cliche but if i say pee pee poo poo to that same person it's most likely he wont get the reference because internet memes havent got a huge impact on the culture[2]
[1] http://www.academia.edu/3649116/Makes_a_Meme_Instead_A_Concise_History_of_Internet_Memes
[2] pepe at least, some other memes ahve become cliche[a]
[a]see lolcats, all you're base are belong to us, harlem shake (while itself not a meme but a fad it's still considered as such)

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>>6313960
Cliches are memes. Deal with it.

>> No.6314040

Haikus are now memes.
Meme meme meme mem me mem em
This is hard. I quit.

>> No.6316296

PUDDI PUDDI.
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI.
PUDDI.

>> No.6316307

>>6309019
>implying memes aren't the poem of Memeing

>> No.6316328

Am I a big guy?
Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
Caught by the CIA
No survivors, poo poo pee pee.
Do you feel in charge?
Go to bed masketta man REEEEE!
I'm just a big guy
Jar Jar Binks is the key...

>> No.6316859

>>6309019
just listen to TPAB :^)

>> No.6318333

bump for dankness

>> No.6319307

Hi welcome to EB games
I would like to BE games
Cuck cuck cuck moot
Cuck cuck cuck moot
A big guy
He's moot
For you
He's moot
It's a moot point but he is still
Moot

>> No.6319317

>>6309110
that's pretty good. neo-dada

>> No.6319331

There once was a normie named chad,
and one day he felt very sad.
He went online to pout,
but they sad normie get out,
and this made chad very mad.

>> No.6319360

A young man of dubious gender,
said mummy cook chicken so tender.
When she didn't comply,
he said her end was nigh,
and sprayed her with pee left from December.

>> No.6319631

>>6309019
words represent concepts. concepts are memes.

>> No.6319639

>De-op the OP, his OpSec is weak,
>Set mode +m and don’t let him speak,
>Strip him of v, ‘kb him into damnation,
>Cross-reference his nicks, find contamination,

>Scan all his uploads for hints in exif,
>Someone’s cracked a new app so we packet sniff,
>Find his terminal identity, grep his true name,
>Check for default settings with passwords the same,

>He’s responding to ping still, the signal is live,
>Triangulate his IP with a little wardrive,
>Unplugged’s no problem, we can bridge those air-gaps,
>Exploiting the malware in his smart-phone’s apps,

>His SSL’s leaking, get his SSH-2 key,
>Now he’s part of our botnet, DDoS the DoD,
>Start spreading around his dox on the darknets,
>Flogging his fullz to bydlo on the black markets,

>His AV was antique, wouldn’t even keep out phreakers,
>His OS is ours now; we transmit through his speakers:
>“We’ve rooted your router, your hard-drive’s MilSec-spec encrypted,
>We’ll take payment in bitcoin if you want our wall lifted.”,

>Max out his credit, debit, MasterCard and Visa,
>Place orders in his name for delicious cheese pizza,
>Oh the things we can do to his metadata!
>He’ll be getting a ride in the partyvan later.

>We’re in the hyperreal now, they did hack the planet,
>Trolling rolling on the lab’s latest RC, ‘til they ban it.
>A present contingent on Babbage’s dreams,
>Skiddies sat alone in the dark, with the dankest of memes.

>> No.6319698

>>6319639
Didn't expect someone from /g/ here, good poem bro

>> No.6319704

>>6311679
"That night I prayed to sad green frog, to demand to know what sin,
warranted the burning of my futa filled moleskine?"
My favorite part. Its funny and it causes you to stumble cause its a bit too long and it acknowledges that with the question mark that has its place cause its a question.

>> No.6319710

meme meme meme meme
memememememememe
memememememememe
me me me me me me me me
même

>> No.6319723

>>6309752
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me
>you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class
>in the Navy Seals
>and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids
>on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 9000
>confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla
>warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
>You are nothing to me
>but just another target. I will wipe you
>the fuck out
>with precision
>the likes of which has never been seen before
>on this Earth
>mark
>my fucking
>words.

>> No.6319734

So much hate towards mothers...

>> No.6319743

>>6319698
I've never browsed /g/ so thanks all the more.

>> No.6319751

>>6313230
10/10

>> No.6319756

>>6309019

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

>> No.6319812

>>6309829
7/10

>> No.6319825

>>6310680
Read halfway without realizing it was a poem

>> No.6320027

I am a Heron,
I fish with my beak,
dub dub dub dub,
kek kek kek kek.

I'll sneak in your kitchen,
and mess up your pans,
rekt rekt rekt rekt,
b& b& b& b&.

>> No.6321895

crushed kush
the bowl is not cashed
i'm out of cash
but thank got das bowl is nicht cashed

>> No.6321955

>>6320027
hands down this guy wins lmfao

>> No.6322106

>>6309086
.cinnamon pumpkin lattes
lost me there

>> No.6322153

>>6309019

START WITH THE GREEKS
T
A
R
T

W
I
T
H

T
H
E

G
R
E
E
K
S

>> No.6322229

do i dare, do i dare?
>>implying that i care

>> No.6322299

LIVING THE DREAM
the wasted hours of my life
are chocolate milk down the drain
that feeling when no gains
QWOPing relentlessly towards oblivion

>> No.6322376

>>6309019
pedro bear
bedo pear
sperdo spare
spurdo sparde