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6262354 No.6262354 [Reply] [Original]

>he unironically reads works of fiction

>> No.6262362

>he unironically shitposts

>> No.6262386

>>6262362
i know it's really funny this is these guy's entire life is being mildly disruptive on a website. Hysterical, honestly. And they'll cry themselves to sleep over >tfw no gf for decades before probably eventually killing themselves. It's perfect and they absolutely deserve it.

>> No.6262464

>>6262386
>guy's

>> No.6262482
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6262482

>>6262354
>reading the written Jew

you guys serious?

>> No.6262674

>>6262354
>the vast majority of people who read

>> No.6263198

Everything written is fiction, in one way or another.

>> No.6263236
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>>6262482
>mfw

never change, /pol/

>> No.6263268

>>6262354
>he unironically says "unironically"

>> No.6263273

>>6263198
Deep
>>6263268
Is this ironic? lel

>> No.6263314

>>6262386
>literally spent 10 seconds posting it out of boredom in-between studying Kant
>forget about it 10 minutes after
>come back to /lit/ HOURS after to see the thread still here
>this assblasted post made the 10 seconds worth it

>> No.6263322

>>6263314
Wow, I bet you have a pretty long penis.

What are you packing? An 8 incher? 9???

I feel like you could possibly be beholding a behemoth of a trouser snake down there. I don't want to say the magic number, but you ought to have that many fingers on your two hands.

Is that how long your penis is?

Can we have a picture?

Maybe you could do the ol' xerox-a-dick for your old friends on /lit/ here.

Instead of making these threads just put your humongous xeroxed dong and we'll all comment on how magnificent it is.

I know me and my tiny little pecker will beat off to its glory for hours and hours. I might even smoke jab a little methamphetamine into my crotch vein so I can drag it out. Just pull one out for 10 hours straight.

>> No.6263367

>>6262482
>living in the simulated Jew

kill yourself brother

>> No.6263387

>>6263314
>implying Kant's bullshit isn't fiction

>> No.6264973

>>6262482
>Going on Jewchan

>> No.6264978

>>6262354
How do you read something ironically?

>> No.6264984
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6264984

>he unironically reads non-fiction

Enjoy your ultimately pointless knowledge in a life devoid of beauty and aesthetic experience

>> No.6265002

>>6264978
You're underestimating /lit/'s ability to be that pretentious.

>> No.6265118

>>6264984
>ultimately pointless
As opposed to what? You think anything has "meaning"?

>> No.6265149

I'd like to read fiction but whenever I try to I feel like 90% of the message is going over my head. That's when I can just barely cut through the flowery prose.

Sticking with non-fiction, history in particular, is much more comfortable.

>> No.6265162

>>6265118
That's exactly my point. At least reading fiction is beautiful.

>> No.6265720

>>6263273
Don't ask Alanis Morisette.

>> No.6267565

Fiction is a lie.

>> No.6267582

>>6265720
Ha! So current and topical

>> No.6268755

>>6263322
Lel, this nigga salty.

>> No.6268770

>>6265118
see, people that can appreciate beauty don't have that emptiness you display.