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Anonymous Fri Mar 6 17:19:00 2015 No.6233630 [Reply] [Original]

You pick up a random book in a bookstore flip it open to a random page and read ONE random sentence. What is the sentence that would immediately make you nope, put the book down, and never think about it or the author again?

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Anonymous Fri Mar 6 17:25:43 2015 No.6233665

BY RANDOMLY FLIPPING TO THIS SENTENCE YOU HAVE FOUND US, BUT̺̗̗̩̠ ͖̜̻W̝̹̩E͍͎͖ ̺̬̝̘̳͟HA͚͟V̖̘̙̜͉̝ͅÈ̱̳̦̱͔̹̠ A̴̧͉̖͎̫͈̞L̴͙͉̬̣̳̜Ș̼̖̼̲̪̥̦O͏̥̫̠̣͙͘ ̡̞̬̭͡F̢͓̲͞O̸͏̭̙̗̠̺̰̥Ù̳̭̜̝͍N̨̲̹͎̜̺͈̘͓D̷̗̟͕̝̦͉͙̩́ Y̷̨̡̠̙̜̫̳̞͈͇̬͛̎ͯͩͯ̉ͭ̓̄́Oͥ̈͆̓̾͟͏̶̧҉̳̗̫̗̬U͕̖͍̘̘̙̤̫̪̪̘̭̱̘͖͉͓̮̼ͩͭ͋̾́̔͂͌͞

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 17:27:19 2015 No.6233671 File: 41 KB, 400x542, 1414773153437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6233630 >"I looked in the mirror..." INTO THE TRASH

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 17:44:41 2015 No.6233750 "It was at that moment that I knew I was in love with a black man."

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 01:20:28 2015 No.6235315 >'once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo...' fucking dropped

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 01:22:55 2015 No.6235323 This only happened once ever and it was 50 shades of grey. Almost any sentence in that book would be enough to make me put it down forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 01:26:17 2015 No.6235333 "She rolled her eyes." unless you're a tween girl, no one actually does this. it is fanfic tier writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 01:31:48 2015 No.6235348 >I said

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 01:33:50 2015 No.6235356 "Her pulsating cloaca cried for me to remedy it" anything involving the word cloaca, actually

>>	<< BUTTERFLY MEME >>(...) Sat Mar 7 01:42:49 2015 No.6235383 >>6233630 "LIGHT WAS (FLOOD\|DAPPL\|WARM\|ENTER)ING THE (ROOM\|FLOOR\|APARTMENT\|DOOR(WAY)?) IN A(N?) ((GRACE\|JOY)FUL\|(HORR\|TERR)IBLE\|(INTEREST\|BOR)ING) (WAY\|FASHION). ETC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 01:44:11 2015 No.6235389 "if you read this book your a fag"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 02:31:28 2015 No.6235496 >>6235315 basically anything joyce

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 02:36:06 2015 No.6235507 >>6235496 Muh nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 02:38:53 2015 No.6235518 >>6235496 >>6235507 >>6235315 mean retards : ( all nicens baby tuckoo wanted was a song sung to him

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 03:48:09 2015 No.6235700 "He touched the small of my back" The most stupid fanfiction phrase ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 08:11:09 2015 No.6236214 Interesting as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 08:36:39 2015 No.6236260 Any pseudo-archaic way of speaking or writing to make the book seem more sophisticated. ie. Game of thrones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 08:39:12 2015 No.6236265 >>6235333 what if the book was about tween girls?

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 08:39:47 2015 No.6236266

"That there first a rudrik kingcomed to an inn court; and the seight of that yard was a perchypoly with a loovahgloovah on it; last mannarks maketh man when wandshift winneth womans; so how would it hum, whoson of a which, if someof aswas to start to stunt the story on?"

imitative plebshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 08:48:12 2015 No.6236289 >>6236265 Only nabokov

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 08:53:51 2015 No.6236297 There are two more turds, smaller ones, and when he has eaten these, residual shit to lick out of her anus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 09:02:22 2015 No.6236311 >>6235700 What's the matter with it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 13:04:38 2015 No.6237132 File: 32 KB, 476x270, GetImage[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6235356 >anything involving the word cloaca, actually Pretty much

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