LITERARY TURNOFFS

[Anonymous No.6199051]

>she doesn't read books
>she believes in teleology
>she doesn't do anal

[Anonymous No.6199064]

>he's a tits guy

[Anonymous No.6199066]

>she reads YA fiction
>not only that, she keeps talking about how they're actually "deep and complex"
>she tells you about how they "address current issues that the old books I like don't touch on."
>she also deliberately aavoids reading books by "dead white guys"

[Anonymous No.6199070]

>he's a virgin
>he's fat
>he does nothing but posting frog memes on the internet

[Anonymous No.6199072]

>she prefers deontology
Kant trust anyone.

[Anonymous No.6199083]

>she says she's a serious writer
>she recommends Ready Player One

[Anonymous No.6199101]

>>6199070
What if:
>He's fat
>He works all the time
>Not a virgin, but hasn't gotten laid in a while
>Doesn't post memes frequently
>His ideal night out is a night in reading, or watching movies

Is there hope for me /lit/?

[Anonymous No.6199120]

>she likes me

Crazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.6199128]

>>6199101

Women don't want you unless you are/have:
>6' tall MINIMUM
>8'' dick
>ripped (by girl standards - they're retarded and basically don't know anything about health - just have big biceps and visible abs)
>immaculate facial aesthetics
>+$50,000 salary
>nice car
>+1000 friends on Facebook
>popular with women (but don't you dare make eye contact with them)

Sure a woman might settle for your betabux temporarily, but she'll never truly love you.

[Anonymous No.6199130]

>>6199101
>fat

no

[Anonymous No.6199131]

> adheres to slave morality
> denies the Apollonian spirit
> believes all people are created equally
> doesn't listen to Wagner

[Anonymous No.6199138]

>she doesn't understand the difference between validity and soundness
>she can't appreciate craft or ingenuity in art forms regardless of politically-determined "high" or "low" designation
>she can't entertain an idea without accepting it
>she doesn't have a dick
no thanks

[Anonymous No.6199139]

>>6199128
>betabux
Nah, man. I might be damaged goods, but it's that attractive kind of damage.

>implying I won't find a girl whose got a kickass job with a great salary
>implying she won't be off engineering all day, while I write a novel

[Anonymous No.6199150]

Just date guys.

[Anonymous No.6199173]

>>6199131
This is contradictory, if she listens to wagner music she's pretty apollonian

[Anonymous No.6199175]

> doesn't shit into your mouth and let you suck the turd like it's a negro dick
> doesn't let you be her long lost father that you have sex with
> doesn't let you wear your favorite steel clitoris
> doesn't let you do castration role play
> doesn't let you wear a pig's head during sex

[Anonymous No.6199182]

>>6199150

>Just be a millionaire, guys.

[Anonymous No.6199189]

>>6199173
You misread the post m8

[Anonymous No.6199193]

>>6199139
>"implying she won't be off engineering all day, while I write a novel"
apex kek

>implying that a girl will love a dead-beat writer with low, unstable incomes
>implying that women want a fragile, delicate soul as the bread-winner

[Anonymous No.6199205]

>>6199193
>all these implications
Get a handle on that projectile dysfunction.

[Anonymous No.6199209]

>>6199070
Don't forget
>he does it for free

[Anonymous No.6199213]

>they like Stephen King

[Anonymous No.6199224]

>>6199128
Things are different outside of Internetistan anon. You really should emigrate to Notyourbasementistan one day.

[Anonymous No.6199254]

>I won't date a girl because she doesn't share my obscure (yet pleb) tastes despite the fact I'm a fat small penised virgin with abysmal social skills

[Anonymous No.6199275]

>>6199254
>>6199224

>I believe in Tumblr feminist memes.
>If I earn enough Good Cuck Points perhaps mi'lady shall let me hold her hand.

[Anonymous No.6199278]

>he post's about literature and literature related content

[Anonymous No.6199283]

>>6199278
>post's

[Anonymous No.6199286]

>>6199275
>m-maybe if I call him a cuck, his opinion will be invalidated!

[Anonymous No.6199320]

>>6199066

>she also deliberately avoids reading books by "dead white guys"
This so fucking much.

>>6199128
>tfw I fit this.
yay.

Additionally
> She reads less than one book a month
> She can't form an opinion of her own
> She can't or won't at least entertain the discussion of literary or philosophical ideas and principles
> She's a Dawkins Atheist
> She keeps trying to push her wrting on me, if I haven't shared anything with her
> She actively seeks to degrade my perceived masculinity

[Anonymous No.6199347]

>>6199213
Such a turn off.

[Anonymous No.6199350]

>He says he's a writer but refuses to let me read anything of his
>He doesn't look me in the eye
>He has no self esteem
>He calls himself a 'pleb'

[Anonymous No.6199355]

>>6199283
>he correx grmactical mestakes on the intarnnit

[Anonymous No.6199358]

>>6199128
Kek, women could give a shit about muscles.

[Anonymous No.6199364]

You guys know what's so awesome about these frog pics and greentext memes? They require no thought whatsoever. You can literally post all day long with out thinking once.

[Anonymous No.6199371]

>>6199358
>could give a shit

[Anonymous No.6199381]

>>6199128
Hello, fellow Robot

[Anonymous No.6199383]

>>6199364
you dissing pepe filthy normie

>>/facebook/

[Anonymous No.6199391]

>>6199350

Someone need to read Venus in Furs. Have him read it as well, and make a decison or two fro yourself about what you want in the realtionship. 119 pages, Penguin publishes it. lso available free online, if you can stand that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.6199399]

>>6199381

Every day is one day closer to the revolution, brother.

[Anonymous No.6199407]

>>6199070
Shit.

Girls don't like taking a guy's virginity?

[Anonymous No.6199458]

>>6199407
Prostitutes do.

[Anonymous No.6199470]

>her favorite books are the hunger games series
>she tries to convince you that they are complex and fascinating
>She slept from boredom reading the brother's Karamazov
>She told me I should not read Greek/Roman literature because they are not important anymore.
>The only book she liked that I have borrowed to her was Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World, I read that book when I was 12.

[Anonymous No.6199474]

>>6199066
>>6199399
>this abysmal level of butthurt
I'm guessing you guys create this image of what you think girls want so you have an excuse to never talk to them. Ironically, you also never attempt to meet your imagined standards, so it's more like an excuse to never leave the house.

[Anonymous No.6199477]

>>6199474
meant to quote >>6199128

[Anonymous No.6199491]

>His favorite genre is science-fiction

[Anonymous No.6199527]

>>6199275
>not giving up all the girl to imaginary chad with huge biceps and salaries
>being a cuck

You're rather confused, pal. I'll spell it more clearly for you

>not letting all the girls getting fucked by everyone else than you
>being a cuck

[Anonymous No.6199529]

>She read fifty shades of gray
>all 3 books
>she liked them
>she says it is an "interesting and inspiring look into relationships"

The fuck is that supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.6199536]

>>6199529

It means she wants to get spat on and beat up. Women are whores, anon. Female sexuality is inherently disgusting.

[Anonymous No.6199558]

>>6199529
The books are porn. Don't let any woman tell you otherwise.

What that means about her oppinion, you need to interpret yourself.

[Anonymous No.6199589]

>>6199066
When did literary pursuits get filled with people that just don't like literature? Is this some equivalent social phenomena as /v/ hating video games?

[Anonymous No.6199606]

>>6199589
It has nothing to do with literary pursuit, it's simply a hobby (reading YA or light novels) who became maninstream thanks to the success of a few series, and thus started to become a target for marketing.