/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.617350]

Hey parasites,

My Name is Ayn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, blood-sucking liberals who spend every second of their day profiting from my work. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done something for solely yourself? I mean, I guess it's fun to help others and have a shitty income, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than communism.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit objectivism with your best shot. It's pretty much perfect. It focuses on the individual's goals first, and through these goals one attains happiness. What does socialism do, other than feed the parasites? I've also written some books on the subject, and have a movement based on my philosophy (I just got an institute named after me, shit was SO individualistically pleasing). You are all communists who should start thinking and working for yourselves, and not others. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: it's me and one of my bestsellers.

[Anonymous No.617360]

[Anonymous No.617369]

Lo timid boys,

I am the one call'd after John, and I hate your whole compn'y. You are full, dim, sans raison d'etre! You count the seconds by fruitless decadence in the parlour. You are the whole of Satan's fruits on God's fair plane. Speak true, have but one of you courted a lady? I intend to reason that compensation for woes by the attack of another man is delightful, true, but it is your opiate! This be lower than stalking maidens in your lord's fief.

Speak me true and brotherly! Let fly your greatest arrow. I am like unto a god. I was champion in the tournaments and my collection of games' heads is modestly impressive. What talents have you, outside of "lecherous and deplorable favouring for Oriental maidens"? I excel in mine tutelage and have in mine arm the fairest of them all (She hath recited me a melody on mine own flute, t'was transcendental). You are all unto the vilest of Athens' courtesans who might do best to fall on your swords, had you any. I thank you for your ears.

Portrait Related: Tis me and mine Lady.

[Marx No.617371]

>>617350
Hey Capitalists,

My name is Marx, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, conniving, low-lifes who spend every second of their day profiting from others' labor. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever produced anything other than profits for yourself? I mean, I guess it's fun to exploit the proletariat for your own gain, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse for the proletariat than the feudal mode of production.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit Communism with your best shot. It's pretty much perfect. It abolishes classes, and it produces goods for use-value. What does capitalism do, other than oppress an ever increasing majority for the benefit of a few? I also have a commune in Paris based on my ideas, and have a very smart friend (He just translated another of my works; Shit was SO labor voucher). You are all reactionaries who should give the means of production to the workers. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my comrade.

[Anonymous No.617399]

Hi Hi Hi there, bratchnies,
There is me, that is, Alex, and I hate every single odin of you. All of you are gloopy, domeless wonderboys who spend every second of their day viddying gloopy pictures. You are everything baddiwad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever engaged in ultraviolence? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of lewdies because of your oddy-knocky insecurities, but you all shvat to a whole new level, O my brothers. This is even worse than going "PRRRRRRR" to a ptitsa warbling the lovely lovely Ludwig Van.
Don't be a stranger, just tolchock me with your best rooker. I'm pretty much Bog. I was the privodevat of my droogs, and I'm like real dobby at dratsing with my britva. What do you do, other than "filly with thine yarbles to drawn nagoy japanese devotchkas"? I'm at the absolute height of fashion, and I just shvat anything that I want (I just gave someone the old in-out in-out; Cal was SO horrorshow). You are all bratchnies who should just snuff it. Thanks for slooshying.
Pic Related: It's me and my droogs.

[Anonymous No.617423]

>>617350
was merely a matter of time.

loving it.

[Anonymous No.617440]

>>617399
NADSAT FAIL. Alex claims it was the heighth of fasion.

[Anonymous No.617442]

>>617440

Wait, what?

In the original version I wrote that's how it was spelled.

Some faggot has edited my original.

[Anonymous No.617454]

>>617350
And how, pray tell, does ayn-al rape think people are going to get anywhere with everyone trying to take everything and kill everyone else? What would a society full of extremely selfish and evil individuals look like?

[Anonymous No.617465]

>>617454