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Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:01:16 2015 No.6160226 [Reply] [Original]

Name a more based philosopher than Diogenes

Protip: You can't

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:03:09 2015 No.6160229 You're right OP, I can't

Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:03:25 2015 No.6160231

>liking edgy meme philosophers
>literally "he's my favourite because no tedious written works survive and all we know about him is a few apocryphal stories of him styling on plato with quips about how real effort is for fags"

If I were a girl I would add you to the Don't Ever Fuck list so fast

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:05:16 2015 No.6160238 My favorite story about Diogenes is the one where he sits outside the brothel decrying it's degeneracy and lewdness until people pay him to shut up. Once he has enough money, he enters the brothel.

Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:06:17 2015 No.6160240

How about a philosopher who isn't made of about 3/4 of myth and popular stories ?

Philoponus is pretty based.

>inb4 literally who ?

If you are enough of a faggot to use that phrasing you're probably too much of a pissycunt to get into Ancient philosophy that isn't Plato, Aristotles, the Cynics or the Stoics, so why bother ? Keep drinking your own pissyjuice with that tonguycunt of yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:07:13 2015 No.6160242 File: 421 KB, 1278x1181, 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6160240

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:07:35 2015 No.6160243 >>6160240 ur weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:08:49 2015 No.6160247 >>6160231 >Implying there is such a thing as an edgy meme philosopher

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:09:58 2015 No.6160251 File: 5 KB, 200x175, stirner.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6160247

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:10:59 2015 No.6160252 >>6160238 He would have made an excellent modern day politician.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:11:04 2015 No.6160253 File: 632 KB, 1464x1986, Nietzsche187a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6160247

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:11:10 2015 No.6160254 >>6160243 Speak louder, I can't hear you over the pissydrip from your cuntmouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:12:04 2015 No.6160255 >>6160231 if i were a girl i'd add every male to the don't ever fuck list

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:12:09 2015 No.6160257 File: 218 KB, 940x551, DSK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6160252 Plaît-il?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:12:13 2015 No.6160258 >>6160254 UR WEIRD

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:12:55 2015 No.6160260 >>6160240 >Philoponus >Ancient philosophy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:13:07 2015 No.6160262 >>6160238 I have got to read a fucking book about this legend..

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:14:01 2015 No.6160267 File: 71 KB, 600x656, 1420677033208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6160240 worst philosopher ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:27:42 2015 No.6160330 File: 33 KB, 800x430, AynRand_OLiver-Show-800x430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6160247 Did you even think this through

Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:29:34 2015 No.6160335

>>6160260
Philoponus belongs to the latest part of late Antique philosophy, and, is part of a neo-platonic tradition that blossomed in late antiquity and is largely answering to people who wrote during Antiquity. It would be rather strange to consider him a Middle Age philosopher, and at any rate the philosophy he was dealing with was effectively late Antique philosophy.

>>6160267
Don't be so harsh on yourself. You should do something about that green thing on your face though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:33:24 2015 No.6160353 >>6160255 >tfw you will never be reincarnated as a lesbian

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:47:27 2015 No.6160400 >>6160231 If you were a girl and your crieteria for who you would fuck included philosophers a person liked, I don't think you would have to worry much about sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:49:31 2015 No.6160403 >>6160231 >Implying Socrates is any different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:49:43 2015 No.6160404 >>6160226 Heraclitus was THE based philosopher long before Diogenes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:54:17 2015 No.6160416 People like the dog because they're so wrapped up in resentiment that they derive enjoyment out of le sick burn! :^) Secret anti-intellectualism at its finest.

>>	ΟΥΤΙΣ Wed Feb 18 17:55:12 2015 No.6160418 >>6160231 If you were a girl, you wouldn't be autistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 17:59:02 2015 No.6160435 >>6160418 >outis wont whisper Greek in your ear as he ruts you

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 18:06:01 2015 No.6160455 >>6160226 antisthenes

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 18:19:18 2015 No.6160501 >>6160404 >Being based when everything is in flux.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 18:40:32 2015 No.6160558 >>6160231 If I were a boy I'd add you to the Drug And Rape In His Sleep list so fast

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 18:44:04 2015 No.6160570 "based" meaning "has affinity with 4chan values", I think yes, Diogenes is very based. Stirner is pretty based too though.

>>	ΟΥΤΙΣ Wed Feb 18 18:46:42 2015 No.6160578 >>6160435 Θελω θέλω φίλῆσαι

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 18 18:47:00 2015 No.6160580 Zhuangzi was just as based as Diogenes, except he actually wrote a book which, by the way, will shut your bitch mouth and show you the road to chink ataraxia.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Wed Feb 18 23:46:53 2015 No.6161997 >>6160251 Winner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 00:55:21 2015 No.6162272 File: 1.97 MB, 615x413, muhsides.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6160580 >chink ataraxia

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 01:53:38 2015 No.6162443 Cleanthes. He was a boxer at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 01:54:07 2015 No.6162445 >>6160580 I'm on the road the road to chink heaven

Anonymous Thu Feb 19 13:08:36 2015 No.6164023

>>6160226
Rene "Give em D" Descarte.
Killed a dude for insulting his prostitute.
Refused to believe in his existence till he found a good justification.
Mathematician
Mercenary

Though he was French, but that was in the old days so we can forgive him for that.

Anonymous Thu Feb 19 13:14:50 2015 No.6164042
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>>6164023
>Though he was French, but that was in the old days so we can forgive him for that.

This making fun of the French thing needs to just die already. Im Slavic so not even a French person, but there are plenty of european nations that deserve more making fun of, on top being the fucking british

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 13:36:58 2015 No.6164131 >>6160252 >implying Diogenes would even consider being a politician

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 13:40:07 2015 No.6164144 File: 34 KB, 526x532, Ifartinyourgeneraldirection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6164042 Merci slav-kun :3 >>6164023 Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 13:41:21 2015 No.6164151 >>6164023 The guy was assaulted by thugs once, but he refused to comply in such a firm manner that the thugs were impressed and left him alone. Descartes is the living proof that nothing is impossible when you know how to give the D.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 13:49:02 2015 No.6164178 >>6160226 Euthydemus and his brother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 14:00:49 2015 No.6164216 File: 26 KB, 580x954, a13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6160353 i would kill myself for that

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 14:06:27 2015 No.6164227 File: 81 KB, 480x660, 6cf6ad3ce5392a1cc286c5d9cec39774dece11e8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6164216 If people could choose how they are reborn lives would last 10 years tops.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 18:05:46 2015 No.6165182 >>6160226 He got BLTFO by the Earl of Rochester.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 19 18:11:01 2015 No.6165200 >>6160226 Zeno of alea Get at me faggit

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