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614963 No.614963 [Reply] [Original]

DOEET.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuUpG8WiDOW9nAA0T

>> No.614973

bamp

>> No.614978

lol OP, you can't hide your identity as the previous Vocarroo thread guy when we have ur voice

>> No.614985

>>614978
Yeah, I seem to be the only one interested in this original idear.

>> No.614992

What was the original idea?

>> No.614997

I've just heard myself lisping. Horrible experience, will never say anything aloud, ever.

>> No.615007

>>614992
Posting yourself reading anything with vocaroo's voice recording system.

>> No.615009

>>614997
I suppose the self-consciousness of most of us is what causes this to be so unpopular.

I have the same issue with my voice; somehow I grin and bear it.

>> No.615011

>>614985
naw, I lieked it

but I posted in ur thread several times before. Fuck identification, anon is the way to go

>> No.615015

I'll go and check if there's anyone nearby, if there isn't then you can hear Porphyria's Lover in a Northern English accent.

>> No.615022

>>614997
just do it, boi

make big brother proud

>> No.615029

No.

>> No.615031
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615031

>>615029

>> No.615049

Speaking as the originator of the vocaroo idea, I don't wanna hafta carry this thread like I almost had to last time...

Contribute, guise. I'd really appreciate it. If not, I'll bump with more in a few minutes.

>> No.615068

Here you go. Unfortunately most of it's dialogue, and I suck at voices.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vQdNaaIaFvTH1G32K

>> No.615075

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vxJU8VEOO1f85KS2g

There you go, /lit/. Excuse me my all-over-the-place pronunciation.

>> No.615083

>>615022
That wouldn't make much sense anyway, since my English is very random, esp pronounciation. I'll pass.

>> No.615086

>>615068
I really liked it. The drawback was the softness of your voice which required me to listen twice, but that was also the charm of it.

>> No.615101

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzMTbk1diYmDWjjdd

In hindsight I probably shouldn't have chosen a piece that requires me to refer to myself as a woman, but I have no regrets.

Forgive the mic, it's not a good one.

>> No.615107

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vycjRuyrAxt8dX5WL

Since I'm working on Wolves of the Calla, I thought I would read the beginning of the Gunslinger.

>> No.615113
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615113

>>615101
>>615107
Fucking...

AWESOME!!!

>> No.615124
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615124

Damn I love English girls.

>> No.615137

>>615101
I'm not a poetryfag, but the first thing that came to my mind, when I was wondering what I'd read, was this poem. I still haven't figured out why would I choose it, but it's brofist.jpg anyway, I guess.

>> No.615147

This is hard to do on the fly. But I will read from The Prophet

>> No.615155

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vPZnVXxwLZcOyliZP

>> No.615181

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzwKQjQhn4FEcQM0c

:3

>> No.615186
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615186

>>615155

Nicely done.

>> No.615191

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vxVlg1p7lPG8Oc9K0

Women's poetry yeeeaaaaahhhhh

>> No.615195

>>615068
<3

>>615107
pro reading here

>> No.615198

>>615181

Fuuuuck, I hate you. But I love you.

:3333

>> No.615199

>>615191
is it wrong to find this adorable?

>> No.615208

>>615199
The poem? It's usually interpreted as a woman coming to terms with all the implications of her sexuality, positive and negative. Guess that could be adorable.

>> No.615212

>>615208
the poem and the reading

>> No.615213
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615213

>>615107

>> No.615219

>>615107
read some more :)

>> No.615220

K, now I'm in a book excerpt mood.

Bumping soon.

>> No.615223

>>615181

Oh god damnit.

...Fuck that was loud.

>> No.615280

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vwoOW9j3L6JC53hs2

Some Ficciones, if you will. Heh... I didn't listen for fear of how terrible it must sound.

>> No.615290

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vxzfWHT2xKi5T1RPl

Here we go...sorry for the mic

>> No.615293

>>615280

Actually not bad. And your stumbles were charming.

>> No.615314

just realised I have a shit voice :(

>> No.615318

>>615290

Oh gosh is that from heart of darkness?

I love you.

>> No.615322

>>615314

I bet it's not as bad as you think.

>> No.615328

>>615280

Too fast, not enough pause at full stops. Pretty good otherwise. Ficciones fucking rocks!

>> No.615333

>Taking the piss

Stopped listening right there.

>> No.615337

>>615328
Yeh, I'm pretty bad at pacing. Plus I read that over a year ago and just barely picked it up again (although I did eat up Labyrinths' tangential stories recently), so I didn't feel too cozy with the text and wanted to get it over with before I decided not to submit at all :3

Borges <3

>> No.615347

>>615333
But anon, that's how the poem goes.

>> No.615360

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v6XDAZTVG5cNdzF09

Some Cavafy up in this bitch.

>> No.615361

>>615347

That's the problem.

>> No.615365

>>615361
That's your problem

>> No.615367

>>615213
>>615219
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vArbk4hSla449uwRO

Alright, how about some Italo Calvino's If on a winter's night a traveler...?

I like how this defeats the purpose of the novel.

>> No.615388

>>615367

Hey you're really good!

>> No.615391 [DELETED] 

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vBHXcMfQ2foy5yMN6

background noise. ew.

>> No.615397

>>615367

Wow so edgy

>> No.615402
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615402

>>615397

>> No.615424

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vKThPGcnlifhiSReE

sorry for stumbles/background noises

>> No.615430

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vLMxAzY4ZPWNmNDD8

Have at it, boys.

>> No.615436

>>615430
Epic win.

*a manly tear runs down his face as he absently pulls at himself*

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615442

With the exception of that one anon who did a really nice reading of dark tower, this entire thread is filled with people who need to learn to enunciate and project their voice. A serious case of "WAT" after listening to all of these recordings.

>> No.615446

>>615436

:D

>> No.615452

>>615442
I won't deny I have issues with that. But...

Why don't you post something?

>> No.615461

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vm1Rs8Wv478wVCwE5

First lines of Dorian Grey. Disregard that it's 1am and I'm sleepy as fuck.

>> No.615466

if i had a mic i would do this shit...

>> No.615469
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615469

>>615430

>> No.615478

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v3SQkoMbDOuE0ShNc

My first time postin on /lit/ but this is from the book I'm reading now, "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy.

>> No.615489

>>615442

You're kind of missing the point. The point isn't to do a good reading, the point is to do a mediocre/bad one and listen to everyone elses mediocre/bad reading. Because most of us have very little talent in this area, but it's fun to try anyway. It's like literary karaoke.

>> No.615493

>>615489
Not the person who posted but that makes this whole thread sound a whole lot more fun when you think about it like that.

>> No.615506
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615506

>>615489
>>615493
Exactry!

>> No.615542

>>615469
>>615436


I can do requests, assuming that I have the book. Any takers?

>> No.615550

"Guts" anyone?

>> No.615574

Tough to choose a passage from this one, so I went obvious.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCKKLKefKciNNUyc7

>> No.615600

>>615542
Read some of the dialogue between Corley and Lenehan in the Two Gallants story of Dubliners, assuming you're a Joycefag.

Also include the stream-of-consciousness that Lenehan internally dictates when he's walking around by himself. That'd be lovely.

>> No.615680

>>615550


Part 1

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vnn65N5YPrmZ66yl4

>> No.615683

>>615680


My cat can be heard meowing in that. :3

>> No.615705

>>615542

Something that isn't terrible, like whatever it was that you read first.

>> No.615727

>>615705

Are you seriously saying that James Joyce's love letters are terrible?

SHAME on you.

>> No.615770

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v9yy8tUvUxpF6WtiA

BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY TENOR.

>> No.615783

>>615101

Way too fucking happy for a Plath poem. Compose yourself man!

>> No.615829

>>615680

meow

>> No.615839

>>615705

...

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vHTkRgqIZSMjwggSf

>>615770

Awesome

>> No.615848

/lit/ - British girls

>> No.615854

I love this thread so much

>> No.615855

>>615430

I love you.

>> No.615858

>>615574

I really love your voice

>> No.615860
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615860

>>615855

<3

Back at ya.

>> No.615890

>>615848
ftw :)

>> No.615898

>>615848
>>615068
great.

>> No.615924

bump because I want to hear more people tell me they like my voice (i'm not the british girl)

>> No.615927

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vY4ZZ7g30YNoblAsD

>> No.615928

>>615924
who are you then?

>> No.615931

The best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3mIkXhdQ7U&feature=related

>> No.615932

>>615928

I'd rather not say...but >>615770

>> No.615968

>>615858
Well thanks.

>> No.616020

>>615924
>not british girl

Well, not interested.

>> No.616024

>>615550
I second this

>> No.616028

>>616020

Wasn't non-British girl.

>> No.616039

>>616024
been done

>> No.616042

>>616020
>lonely and shallow

>> No.616052

>>615367
This is the only one that kept my attention. I think this thread is proof that I could never 'read' with an audio book.

>> No.616077

>>615430
i just came in my pants

>> No.616084

>>616052
Because randoms on the internet are really comparable to well-paid, highly trained voice actors.

Gotcha.

>> No.616088

>>616084

randoms are more interesting

>> No.616091

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v803gwmfzWudirLEs

>> No.616097

>>616091
this is from last time :/

>> No.616101

>>616091
Yup.

>> No.616104

>>616091
I recall this,and still don't GETTTT IT

>> No.616114

Some of these were interesting.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCc4SlX0Afrqe2xJC

I was trying to stay quiet. Makes me sound growly.

>> No.616117

Dr. Girlfriend here. Any requests?
Any sexual fantasy ones will be trolled.

>> No.616119

>>616084
It's not the quality of their voices. I enjoyed that part really. I just don't pay attention to voices the way I do written words. Plus reading is so much faster.

>> No.616136

>>616114
that was soothing :)

>> No.616146

>>616097

Sorry. I've been crying my eyes out, so I sound all stuffy and crappy right now.

>> No.616153

>>616136
I'd be happy to do more. It's been a while since I've read poetry (at all, nevermind out loud) and I've forgotten how much I like Frost.

>> No.616159

>>616114

Are you a girl or a fifteen year old boy? I seriously cannot tell.

>> No.616161

get

>> No.616165

>>616159
I get that occasionally. No, I am not underage b&.

>> No.616174

>>616161
Oy, fuck off.

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616184

>>616161
get

>> No.616187

>>616161

i laughed at that for some reason

something must be broken deep inside my heart

>> No.616200

>>616187
>implying heart
>tinmanaxemudererstealingheart.jpg

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616201

>>616184

>> No.616202

>>616153
do it please :3

>> No.616204
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616204

>>616201

>> No.616220
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616220

>>616204

>> No.616235
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616235

>>616104

>> No.616274

>>616202
FFS I read a whole Maupassant story and then fucked up the link so I guess it's gone.

So here's some more Frost.
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vuWFRx1fCuxCpYds3

>> No.616299

>>615430
This is amazing.

>> No.616303

>>616274
Thanks, best American voice here.

>> No.616316
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616316

>>616220

>> No.616343

>>616274
so more? :p

>> No.616346

>>616161
>>616184
>>616201
>>616204
>>616220

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v2SSoZQftoWRAhq53
>>616316

>> No.616410
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616410

>>616346
doubles guy fights the good fight

get

>> No.616417

>>616343
OK but polite sage cause now I'm spamming the thread. Gimme a sec

>> No.616419

>>616417
of course I forget to sage

>> No.616438

>>616417
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzJP09GApD5fW2DpA

Voice is dead, that's it.

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616455

>>616410

>> No.616472

>>614960
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>> No.616474

>>614959
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>> No.617397

Bumping for awesome.

>> No.617426

>>615574
This totally sounds like the narrator in Stand By Me

>> No.617437

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vsTZ43tW0niHAenCO

hurr i am so deep

>> No.617444

>>617437
Nice. I can just barely hear your clicking 'play'.

>> No.617448

>>617444
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vmPBSa4hGtQhJATEm

>> No.617449

>>617448
That's a nifty program you're using there,little buddy.

>> No.617450
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617450

>>617448

>> No.618990

bump, more voices please

>> No.619307

Felt like doing some more DFW. This is from the end of Westward the Course of Empire Takes Its Way.

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vBj4iL1pHlFy6mFer

>> No.619318
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619318

I read all of Beowulf in this one, what is vocaroo's time limit?

>> No.619322
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619322

Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"

http://vocaroo.com/?media=v3W0ucwz8NZSaNYIK

>> No.619324

>>619322
10/10

>> No.619333

>>619307
nice :)

>> No.619338

>>619322
>>619322
>>619322
fail

>> No.619346

>>619338
but he really did get doubles

why you mad tho

>> No.619347

>>619322
A brilliant read

>> No.619348

>>619346
cos this is /lit/ not /b/

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>>619322
Kays Vanderest

/thread

>> No.619393

>>619382
who is that and how is he related to my dubbles?

>> No.619634

I would, but I'm scared that I have an accent D:

>> No.619666

bump?

>> No.619682
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619682

/lit/ cannot into doubles

>> No.619731

badump

>> No.619750

>>619634

Bah, we'll only make fun of you mercilessly

>> No.619765

>>619750
or conversly admire and lust after you aimlessly

>> No.619796

>>619750
>>619765
I'm from Texas, so the first would be far more likely

>> No.619871

bamp

>> No.619891

>>619796
>I'm from Texas
>...In other words, I'm George W. Bush

fixed

>> No.619908

>>619891
Although my dad does think he was a great president, I'll have to disagree. Also, I'm dickless, so maybe Georgette.

>> No.620056

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vLH7l1rBbZ2aBgHIG

I can't tell if my Southern showed there. Guess what I read from & win some childhood nostalgia.

>> No.620061

Lorax, baby. Love that shit.

You don't sound Southern, don't worry. Though, I don't think there's anything wrong with sounding Southern anyway.

>> No.620918

bump for new crowd?

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>> No.620975

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vWg00BIXCxhD67tZ8

I tried...

>> No.620981

>>620056
so...sensual....

>> No.620984

>>620975
nice try, some slurring tho, been drinking?

>> No.620986

>>614961
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>> No.620990

>>620984
I was too scared to listen to it, but I didn't notice that as I was speaking....but no, no drinking

>> No.620991

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vgXAtR1vjN5kzuaHU

>> No.620992

>>620990
it was good tho :)

>> No.620995

>>620991
breathing dude.....

>> No.620998

>>620992
Thank you :)

>> No.621000

>>620995
Is that bad?

>> No.621021

>>621000
It's too audible....