/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.6148002]

> be me reading philosophy on the bus
> a couple of punks sitting behind me start talking about 50 shades Grey
> I exclaim "Ha, only uneducated swine read that filth"
> The punks start laughing
> Laughter means good, I will continue my rant
> So now I stand up and turn to these punks and at the top of my lungs I begin just tearing that book a new one
> I critique everything wrong with that book, not one thing I say isn't a valid point
> To prove to them that 50 shades of grey is a terrible book I pull out my binder which has a 20 page essay on what's wrong with mainstream media today
> The punks begin laughing hysterically
> I am confused
> Everyone on the bus is looking at me like I'm some sort of madman
> And to top it all off the bus driver hammers on the breaks, sending me flying down the middle of the bus
> I get up from the floor and look out the front window to see why the bus stopped
> mfw It was some lady reading 50 shades of grey

[Anonymous No.6148016]

>talking to 'intellectual'
>or at least he thinks he's intellectual
>he doesn't know I'm more intellectual
>using total pleb words and allusions
>I correct him with clever witticisms and spontaneous (but genius) rhetoric
>he can't handle roman royalty
>realizes he is lumpenproletariat
>I walk away chuckling with a small smirk

[Anonymous No.6148022]

>>6148016
Yeah, okay.

[Anonymous No.6148032]

>>6148016
fight me

[Anonymous No.6148039]

>>6148002
>breaks

[Anonymous No.6148050]

>on bus reading Finnegans Wake
>girl tries to talk to me
>"Wow, you're reading Finnegan's Wake?"
>me: "Finnegans."
>"...I'm sorry?"
>"The lack of an apostrophe is very important."
>"..."
>"I bet you can't even say 'bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk' properly."
>she just makes a face at me then walks away

[Anonymous No.6148139]

>sitting in my favorite café
>Tight jean undergrad pleb sits next to me, daring to occupy my space
>he pulls out John Green
>mfw
>my penis quivers
>I get up and smack the book out of his hand
>I sip my Caffè crema then begin to eloquently rave
>my penis is getting hard now
>I tell him he is an utter ignominious plebian unworthy of the written word
>begin reciting Hamlets monologue
>my penis burst's out of my pants
>Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprise of great pitch and moment
>my cum goes flying into his crying contemptible college face
>I turn around
>Joyce is in my seat
>'gooday mi' trite twatucker'

[Anonymous No.6148176]

>sitting in the pub reading Naming and Necessity, the magnum opus of Saul Kripke, the greatest philosopher of all time
>pleb sits down across from me and pulls out some obfuscated tripe by a pseudo-intellectual charlatan known as GWF Hegel
>laugh loudly at him and mutter to myself about children these days
>he looks up at me and sees what I am reading
>his lip quivers, he knows he is shot
>I look up and pull down my horn rimmed glasses
>I wipe the spittle from my lips
>say, 'Unfalsifiable nonsense'
>he drops his book and tries to run from the pub
>the place is too crowded now, he can't escape
>his posturing won't placate the crowd and he is soon enveloped in their primal orgy
>analytics win again

[Anonymous No.6148183]

>>6148016
Malachi Mulligan strikes again!

[Anonymous No.6148185]

>>6148050
>bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk'

>nonce words are for nonces, anon.

[Anonymous No.6148188]

>>6148176
>analytics winning
>ever

[Anonymous No.6148196]

>>6148188
Science (analytic philosophy) is beating baseless posturing (continental philosophy), so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6148204]

>>6148196
No it's not, and you know that.

[Anonymous No.6148206]

>>6148139
That reminds me,
> Sitting in the creative writing class my mom signed me up for.
> I'm 23.
> nothing but 14 year old girls with braces and acne.
> All of them flock to me, treating me like benjamin franklin.
> I out of nowhere transform into a charismatic god
> I am now flirting with 3 girls all at once
> Think I'm some sort of mad player
> Finally muster up the courage to go up and talk to the girl on my block that I've always been in love with
> Boy did I really muster it up
> The second I was within radius of social obligation the feeling of anxiety and desperation filled my mind
> Holy shit I'm too far in she's seen me
> Or has sh-
> Sh-..she..SHE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME
> Don't know to be relieved or depressed
> At least now I know that I don't have a problem talking to women
> I have a problem talking to ugly women
> "that's fine, I'll just go back to taking to those girls to train".
> Go back into my creative writing class
> See a new student has joined
> mfw i'm not the only guy in the classroom anymore

[Anonymous No.6148208]

>>6148196
>Science (analytic philosophy)

[Anonymous No.6148210]

>>6148204
Yes it is. When did obfuscated discussion about societal boundaries create a vaccine for polio? Or develop the atom bomb? Oh, right. Never.

[Anonymous No.6148214]

>>6148210
>analytic philosophy ever doing those things

[Anonymous No.6148218]

>>6148208
That is correct. Analytic philosophy is scientific.

[Anonymous No.6148223]

>>6148188
>>6148196
>>6148204
>>6148210
>>6148214
>>6148208
fuck off retards this is a meme thread

[Anonymous No.6148224]

>>6148214
It did. Now go suck a Real big Dick, you Obfuscating Moron.

[Anonymous No.6148227]

>>6148218
Why not just do real science then?

>analytic "philosopher" derailing the thread with 12 year old reddit-tier images

[Anonymous No.6148229]

>>6148210
>science is analytic philosophy
Science is not philosophy, empirical method relies on philosophy, but science itself is simply an instrumental practice.

[Anonymous No.6148230]

>>6148218
If you didn't see it above your head, your the people being satirized.

[Anonymous No.6148237]

>>6148227
I do. I'm a professor of biology at the University of New South Wales.

[Anonymous No.6148242]

>>6148237
Must be a shit school if they let you teach then.

[Anonymous No.6148245]

>>6148223
Analytics are a meme

[Anonymous No.6148247]

>>6148229
Science is the study of the natural world. That is what I do, that is what analytic philosophy does. All continental philosophy does is make bold claims through baseless posturing and passes them off as unquestionable facts, see Hegel.

[Anonymous No.6148250]

>>6148237
Can I have your autograph?

[Anonymous No.6148255]

>>6148245
They are not the Real, am i Right, fellow Continental? he Must have an oedipus complex because of Early Sexual Activity.

[Anonymous No.6148261]

>>6148242
It is. But I have a belly stuffing fetish, and me and a coworker have been sneaking off all the time in between classes so I can stuff a few donuts down her face and rub her belly. The whole school thing adds a good dynamic to the relationship that really gets me.

[Anonymous No.6148263]

These fucking nerds ruined this thread

[Anonymous No.6148265]

>>6148242
It's one of the top 50 universities in the world.
>>6148250
If I meet you in real life.

[Anonymous No.6148270]

>>6148255
lol epik memer
sarcasim memer +2 memer pointers
only 200 pointers to lower ur autismoooo Mr.Newton.

[Anonymous No.6148272]

>>6148261
Nice attempt at pretending to be me, but UNSW is in Australia where we spell 'donut' as doughnut.

[Anonymous No.6148275]

>>6148247
Philosophy by definition can't be the study of the natural world that science is. Science removes the observer, the basic test of science is repetition by different observers. Science can't do anything about the domain of philosophy. Also you clearly haven't read Hegel, or begun to understand him, there's no point pretending to have done so when you can't grasp something as basic as the extent of science's reach.

[Anonymous No.6148276]

>>6148265
Do you even count backwards?
lol

[Anonymous No.6148281]

>>6148265
I heard you got a stomach fetish? Will you feed me while I jack you off?

[Anonymous No.6148282]

>>6148270
Autism is a Phenomenological Noumeanal inserpectation of The Real in psychocognatiotive thought/speech therpautic Logik.

[Anonymous No.6148285]

>>6148255
Jesus, this is so autistic. I guess some people really don't have the mental acuity for continental philosophy.

[Anonymous No.6148287]

>>6148275
Hegel is total, obfuscated nonsense for pseudo-intellectuals.
>>6148285
You mean, some people don't accept enough dogma and baseless posturing for continental philosophy.

[Anonymous No.6148297]

>>6148285
Were do you get your info?
Read huh?

[Anonymous No.6148298]

>>6148282
...> Reddit.com

[Anonymous No.6148305]

>>6148287
>>6148282
You're just lumping continental terms together without understanding what they mean or explaining what makes them go together.

[Anonymous No.6148310]

>>6148298
Reddit is for continentals. They love to hear the sound of their own obfuscated, unfalsifiable nonsense full of buzzwords. /lit/ is a traditional analytic place, as we used to be more intellectual here.

[Anonymous No.6148312]

>>6148297
Dude, fuck you where the fuck do you get your info?
lol faggot

[Anonymous No.6148316]

>>6148282
>Look at me, I am smart.

I can meme out twenty terms used by linguists, but that would only make me look like an ass.

-2 memer points.

[Anonymous No.6148318]

>>6148305
They are just buzzwords used to obfuscate either total unfalsifiable nonsense or very simple scientific claims, as continentals do not understand mathematics or science very well. Just look at Lacan's butchery of mathematics.

[Anonymous No.6148325]

>>6148310
>obfuscated, unfalsifiable
It's become clear to everyone that you're just repeating these two words as a means of saying 'empiricism is the only form of truth'. You aren't educated enough to have a discussion about whether or not that's true, so there's no need to keep posting. And certainly we've heard those two words enough already.

[Anonymous No.6148327]

>>6148316
Except linguists simplify their work as much as possible, as is the scientific way. Continentals purposely obfuscate their baseless posturing.

[Anonymous No.6148330]

>>6148318
>How do I post-modernism

Your dismissal only proves your lack of third legged girth. What is your second favorite Joyce passage? I bet it isn't even that great.

[Anonymous No.6148331]

>>6148312
Fuck you, count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
Get it?

[Anonymous No.6148332]

>>6148318
>total unfalsifiable nonsense

You are truly intellectually castrated. Do you need help to get dressed in the morning as well?

[Anonymous No.6148337]

>>6148325
>we can know things without observing and testing them
>but you have to accept my dogma to do so and your results are in no way objective or hold any truth value in the material world
Fuck off, continental. Not even Kant could justify belief in anything outside of the material world.

[Anonymous No.6148348]

>>6148330
>philosophy should be obfuscated and riddling
So unscientific. This is why nobody takes you pseudo-intellectuals seriously.

[Anonymous No.6148350]

>>6148337
God is real. Prove he isn't

Checkmate
Sartre's uncle Steve: 1
Random memer: 0

[Anonymous No.6148354]

>>6148327
>>6148330
>>6148331
>>6148332
Wtf are talking about? I never said you didn't need evidence, you keep putting words in my mouth, how much do you want? How much are you going to take?

[Anonymous No.6148355]

>>6148337
>Not even Kant could justify belief in anything outside of the material world.
>misreading Kant this badly
Good lord
Do you by any chance know what Kant termed his philosophical system? What do you think that means?

[Anonymous No.6148356]

>>6148002
worst, most autistic and cringe-worthy greentext 'story' ever. I know /lit/ is notoriously retarded, but just wow. it's like there's a part missing from all of your brains

[Anonymous No.6148361]

>>6148332
Epic meme, m8, I have one for you. You are a butt, do you need help to poo poo in the morning?
>>6148355
>if you don't agree with Kant you didn't understand him
Unfalsifiable.
>>6148354
You did say you don't need evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148364]

>>6148356
Fuck off faggot, /lit/ has the best brains.

[Anonymous No.6148368]

>be me on a sunday evening
>posting on /lit/
>pleb calls himself analytical
>shitposting ensues
>lean back chuckling at my inherent superiority

[Anonymous No.6148370]

>>6148364
If they had brains they wouldn't all be libertarians.

[Anonymous No.6148375]

>>6148368
I called myself analytic, you Real Other butt toucher.

[Anonymous No.6148377]

>>6148348
Well... well fuck, huh, I mean... I just don't know what to say. I'm very glad to be here with you tonight, I'll be able to talk to you about some things... that I know a great deal about.
Everyone knows that you are fucked up.
And everyone knows that I am fucked up.
But, does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me? Well, I know that. And you know that. But our purpose is to tell everyone that.

[Anonymous No.6148392]

>>6148377
>Everyone knows that you are fucked up.
What evidence do you have to support this and can you define 'fucked up'
>And everyone knows that I am fucked up.
See above
>But, does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me? Well, I know that. And you know that. But our purpose is to tell everyone that.
Posturing.

[Anonymous No.6148394]

>>6148002
I hope you're trolling.

[Anonymous No.6148395]

>>6148364
don't get me wrong, I'm sure you're all very intelligent, but every time I come here I see examples of blatant social under-development. you guys do not understand humor. you guys never know when you're being trolled. you guys cannot construct or tell a joke.

[Anonymous No.6148401]

One time I was in bathroom
I shit out analytics
I try give way
no one want

[Anonymous No.6148403]

>>6148395
Try being here for more than 30 seconds and maybe your mind will change, newfaggot

[Anonymous No.6148407]

>>6148395
see what I mean: >>6148394

[Anonymous No.6148409]

>>6148361
STOP were are you quit taking word out of mouth
≋̮̑m̮̮̑̑ȏ̮̮̑ȗ̮̮̑t̮̮̑̑ḫ̑≋
ɥʇnoɯ

[Anonymous No.6148412]

>>6148401
Try eating your shit, it should come out more obfuscated and full of itself so continentals will love it.

[Anonymous No.6148414]

>>6148392
Alright, well Take for instance, the time... you went to the bathroom to take a shower. You had some soap, you had a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush, everything was set. But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you.You didn't know how.
That is just one instance of how fucked up you are.

[Anonymous No.6148415]

>>6148403
i've been here on and off since the boards inception. nothing changes. /lit/ is autistic.

[Anonymous No.6148422]

>>6148414
Any evidence for this?

[Anonymous No.6148423]

Analytics and continentals are shit.
Just become Theistic.

[Anonymous No.6148428]

>>6148422
Any evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148430]

>>6148423
>Theism precludes philosophy

You are shit.

[Anonymous No.6148433]

>>6148237
Me too!

[Anonymous No.6148436]

>>6148395
The problem is that on anonymous message boards itis hard to tell what is sarcasm, and what is trolling.

You add in the effect of the natural tendency for the normal user base of /lit/ to have social anxiety and confidence issues, and you get this mess. This board is not good, if you want good discussion go someplace else. Even Reddits subs are far more appropriate if you want actual discussion.

[Anonymous No.6148437]

>>6148428
>mfw continentals don't even know what evidence is

[Anonymous No.6148438]

>>6148430
It acknowledges an objective truth that encompasses everything.

[Anonymous No.6148445]

>>6148438
And that precludes philosophy how?

[Anonymous No.6148449]

>>6148438
No, it accepts dogma blindly.

[Anonymous No.6148454]

>>6148436
If every Reddit faggot here just went back /lit/'s population would decrease by 70%.

[Anonymous No.6148455]

>>6148422
Well the evidence is all there. Right in front of you. You know it and I know it. Maybe recalling the time when you were going to cook you some breakfast.

Well you went in there, and put some toast in the toaster, put a skillet on the stove, some grease in it and got you some eggs out, some bacon. Poured you some orange juice and made you some coffee. Got some jelly and some butter. Fried eggs, salt, pepper, got the bacon all ready. Everything was fine... except for one thing. You had to call me in there...to show you how to use a fork.

[Anonymous No.6148456]

>>6148445
>>6148449
it is not analytic or continental.

[Anonymous No.6148462]

>>6148395
>blatant social under-development.
This is why I visit this board. In real life I am a pathetic autist, but here I can make quirky quips and mock continental philosophy fans. It makes life worth living.

[Anonymous No.6148463]

>>6148456
Then it's both. Not that hard to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.6148465]

>>6148437
lol typical

[Anonymous No.6148469]

>>6148462
this is surely a false flag

[Anonymous No.6148472]

>>6148455
FUCKING GET OUT OF HERE. FUCKING LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

[Anonymous No.6148475]

>>6148469
any evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148481]

>>6148475
What evidence is there of a need for evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148487]

>>6148481
If you can't provide evidence you are trashed.

[Anonymous No.6148488]

>>6148475
>>6148481
damn son... get rekt.

[Anonymous No.6148490]

>>6148455
Wrong. I don't drink orange juice or coffee, I'm not American. I only have tea and milk.

[Anonymous No.6148493]

>>6148490
Evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148495]

>>6148469
Nope. Continental philosophy is irrational nonsense, those who take it seriously deserve to be mocked. Often continental charlatans have the upper hand because they are more socially aware. They use this to their advantage, painting science as some autistic invention devoid of truth.

[Anonymous No.6148499]

>>6148493
Got evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148502]

>>6148499
If you can't provide evidence I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.6148503]

>>6148490
Now a third instance, the way you're fucked up. You got dressed, ready to go to school. Everything was fine... got outside, got in your car. Key in the ignition. Except for one thing.
You had to call me to come show you how to turn the key.

[Anonymous No.6148506]

>>6148502
Where's your evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148511]

>>6148502
Dubs is all the evidence you need.

[Anonymous No.6148512]

>>6148506
Waiting for your evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148515]

>>6148499
>>6148511
based

[Anonymous No.6148516]

>>6148503
I don't go to 'school', I work at a university. I go to work. Secondly, wouldn't the clutch be more tricky than the key? Wouldn't I need your help with that?

[Anonymous No.6148517]

>>6148050
>"Wow, you're reading Finnegan's Wake?"
>me: "Finnegans."
>"...I'm sorry?"
>"The lack of an apostrophe is very important."

I have never kekd more.

[Anonymous No.6148520]

>>6148512
*wink* Wheres your evidence little man?

[Anonymous No.6148523]

>>6148511
fuck

[Anonymous No.6148524]

>mfw continentals are now mocking evidence to justify their baseless posturing

[Anonymous No.6148527]

>>6148524
yfw evidence is a social construct invented by privileged white men to discount the lived experiences of PoC

[Anonymous No.6148528]

>>6148520
You're a big guy for having no evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148537]

>>6148527
Preach it brother!

[Anonymous No.6148538]

>>6148527
>yfw evidence is the tool of the white man to allow them to get away with raping women
>yfw PoCs can't rape white women because rape is sexual assault +privilege

[Anonymous No.6148539]

>>6148528
I'm looking everywhere, still don't see your evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148540]

lol I don't know what exactly is happening in this thread, but this is the most I have laughed at /lit/ in a long time.

[Anonymous No.6148545]

>>6148540
Gonna need some evidence to back up that statement, for all I know you could be scowling.

[Anonymous No.6148546]

>>6148540
Fuck I can't even read, wanna makout?

[Anonymous No.6148548]

>>6148527

[Anonymous No.6148550]

>>6148546
Only if you're a qt Japanese 14 year old girl.

[Anonymous No.6148551]

>>6148524
Evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148552]

>>6148539
perhaps I already gave you evidence and it just flew over your head, fucking idiot.
Now enough dodging, evidence or I'm right.

[Anonymous No.6148556]

>>6148548
>mfw /lit/ will actually get offended over a funny picture of a Jew

[Anonymous No.6148561]

>tfw you realize evidence is real

[Anonymous No.6148564]

>>6148552
>already gave evidence
Lack of evidence showing that you did

>Flew over your head
Lack of evidence that it did.

[Anonymous No.6148569]

>>6148552
Evidence doesn't exist.
Wheres your evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148570]

>>6148548
Where's the evidence for this?

[Anonymous No.6148571]

>>6148561
Whoa there bud. Gonna need to back up that statement with some evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148574]

>>6148569
Alas the flaming faggot fails to provide evidence. Begone, plebian!.

[Anonymous No.6148575]

>>6148570
No evidence for this. Nothing to see here, carry on goyim.

[Anonymous No.6148578]

>>6148571
>not giving evidence for that

You don't even have any evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148579]

>>6148575
I see no evidence showing that you should carry on goyim

[Anonymous No.6148580]

>Evidence

[Anonymous No.6148582]

Evidence,Evidence,Evidence, it's evident.
Check your Evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148583]

>>6148578
>You don't even have any evidence.

You lack evidence that I lack evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148584]

>>6148263
For fucking real. >>6148454
There were like 30 guys here when I started lurking

[Anonymous No.6148586]

>>6148579
Quite right mr Goyim. No one is telling you to do anything, no puppets on strings here, no sir!

[Anonymous No.6148588]

>>6148584
Prove it. Or do you not have the evidence to back up your statement?

[Anonymous No.6148592]

>>6148582
Check your privilege.
Privileged evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148595]

>>6148592
lol evidently.

[Anonymous No.6148596]

>>6148583
Do you have any evidence for that?

[Anonymous No.6148603]

>>6148596
Should be pretty evident.

[Anonymous No.6148605]

How did it go so wrong.

[Anonymous No.6148608]

>>6148603
I'm gonna need some evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148613]

The only statements that require evidence are empirical propositions.

[Anonymous No.6148616]

>>6148605
Unfalsifiable claim.

[Anonymous No.6148619]

>>6148608
I'm first going to need proof of your evidence.
Please.

[Anonymous No.6148620]

>>6148613
How does one provide evidence for 2 + 2 = 4?

[Anonymous No.6148621]

>>6148613
Evidence?
>>6148616
Evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148622]

>>6148608
I am thinking therefore there are thoughts.

[Anonymous No.6148629]

>>6148619
This is my evidence.
>>6148622
Where's your evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148630]

>>6148620

It is not an empirical proposition.

[Anonymous No.6148635]

>>6148630
No seriously, evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148637]

>mfw we'll never have an analytic discussion without this new epick meme popping up

[Anonymous No.6148644]

>>6148637
what a fucking creepy dog

[Anonymous No.6148646]

>>6148635

[Anonymous No.6148651]

>>6148646
Baseless posturing. Those aren't even fucking numbers.

[Anonymous No.6148653]

>>6148646
Where's the evidence for that?

[Anonymous No.6148663]

>>6148646
>1 + 1 = 2
I said 2 + 2 = 4
Until you can provide evidence, I refuse to believe it.

[Anonymous No.6148668]

>159 posts
>19 IPs

[Anonymous No.6148676]

>>6148668
Do you have evidence for that?

[Anonymous No.6148680]

>>6148663
2+2=4 follows trivially.

[Anonymous No.6148681]

>>6148668
>no evidence

[Anonymous No.6148686]

>>6148680
Do you have evidence that it is trivial?

[Anonymous No.6148688]

>>6148680
Where's your evidence for that evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148689]

>>6148680
Doesn't look like evidence to me.

[Anonymous No.6148697]

>>6148676
get the app, it tells you

[Anonymous No.6148701]

>>6148676
>>6148681
samethink

[Anonymous No.6148707]

ITT: Analytics BTFO

Evidence: this thread

[Anonymous No.6148708]

>>6148701
I'm going to need some evidence for this statement

[Anonymous No.6148711]

>161 replies and 22 images omitted.

Meanwhile legit literature threads are getting 1 or 2 responses and 404'ing.

[Anonymous No.6148716]

>>6148689
>>6148686
If you follow a proof and fail to see that it is true then you have not understood it. Just because you may lack the intellectual capacity to understand does not mean it is not well supported.

[Anonymous No.6148718]

>>6148711
I don't see any evidence

[Anonymous No.6148721]

>>6148689
>>6148697
>>6148701
>>6148708
Lacking evidence like typical plebs I see.
>>6148707
Agreed, I am now a full continental.

[Anonymous No.6148729]

>>6148707
Evidence?

How have Analytics been btfo?

[Anonymous No.6148731]

>>6148716
Sounds like bullshit, if you cannot provide evidence you're trashed.

[Anonymous No.6148735]

>>6148668
Yeah... not seeing any evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148742]

>>6148716
>All this posturing
Anon pls. I'm going to need to see some real evidence for that evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148747]

>>6148742
What is life?

[Anonymous No.6148749]

So is this supposed to be legitimate criticism of analytics 'you can't know anything' or what?

[Anonymous No.6148755]

>>6148747
A search for evidence

[Anonymous No.6148758]

>>6148711
Your no fun, although I have no evidence to back that up.

[Anonymous No.6148768]

>>6148729
Despite being asked many times for evidence to back up their hypotheses, they have failed repeatedly to fill the request. For a group that highly values empiricism, it seems more than a little hypocritical to me.

[Anonymous No.6148773]

>>6148758
Do you have evidence for your claim of having no evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148775]

10/10 quality thread.

I have no evidence but I'm gonna be an analytical fag and say it's just evident.

[Anonymous No.6148793]

>>6148768
Analytics, we are still patiently waiting for your response to this criticism. However, if you do not respond within a timely matter, we will have to assume your practice and position within the academic community defunct due to lack of evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148801]

>>6148793
>However, if you do not respond within a timely matter, we will have to assume your practice and position within the academic community defunct due to lack of evidence.

Do you have any evidence to back this up?

[Anonymous No.6148804]

>>6148801
lol its pretty self evident.

[Anonymous No.6148807]

>>6148804
I'm not seeing any evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148808]

>>6148804
Evidently....

[Anonymous No.6148816]

>not knowing evidence is a spook

[Anonymous No.6148827]

L M A O
All I wanted to do was make a thread about a shitty made up story, but now I see the fire that has started.

Time to sit back and watch the world burn

[Anonymous No.6148828]

>>6148827
Bane?

[Anonymous No.6148830]

>>6148768
The problem is on the continental end. You refuse to accept evidence or even the possibility for justification. Yet you take some things for granted, you are the hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.6148831]

>>6148828
What's the next step to your master plan?

[Anonymous No.6148832]

>>6148793
Analytics, time is up. We are now rescinding your philosophy badges and tools of obfuscating obfuscation. Please deposit the items previously listed along with your diplomas in to the faculty waste basket.

You will now be in the process of transitioning from metaphorically giving the physics and math department blow jobs to literally giving them blow jobs to help relieve their stress. We believe this will benefit the goal of reaching the last man and the height of empiricism more than your previous efforts.

Have a great day!

[Anonymous No.6148833]

Everybody lacks evidence except me and my monkey.

[Anonymous No.6148835]

>>6148830
The problem is your arguing for no fucking reason. You can honestly just walk away from your computer. There is no need to keep bumping this thread with your immature retorts.

[Anonymous No.6148839]

>>6148830
That's nice, but do you have any evidence to back up this claim?

[Anonymous No.6148845]

>>6148839
Yes I do.

[Anonymous No.6148848]

All me

[Anonymous No.6148855]

>>6148835
Why do you assume I am arguing for no reason?

[Anonymous No.6148856]

>>6148848
Hello, evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148857]

>>6148845
I'm not seeing any evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148861]

>>6148831
Crashing /lit/
The fire rises!

[Anonymous No.6148864]

>>6148857
What did you want me to provide evidence for?

[Anonymous No.6148867]

>>6148861
>>6143365
Look at this thread if you want to see how it's truly done.

[Anonymous No.6148868]

>>6148855
I don't see any evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148877]

>>6148864
Provide evidence for evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148883]

This thread started out funny then turned into cancer with you analytic and continental faggots being faggots

[Anonymous No.6148887]

>>6148883
With what evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148888]

>>6148867
Wow that thread is a masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.6148890]

>>6148888
What evidence do you have to support that claim?

[Anonymous No.6148892]

>>6148868
>>6148877
>>6148857
I have had more than I can bear of you insufferable continentals. If this is what has become of philosophy threads on /lit/ then I am done.

[Anonymous No.6148896]

>>6148892
Evidently, I see no evidence.

[Anonymous No.6148900]

>>6148892
Not my fault you can't provide evidence for your claims.
You analytics really are like 5 year olds.

[Anonymous No.6148920]

>>6148890
Maybe you should think about providing some evidence?

[Anonymous No.6148929]

>>6148716
You just defended continental philosophy. How does it feel?

[Anonymous No.6148950]

Conclusion:
ANALytics WRECKED

[Anonymous No.6149428]

>>6148229
>instrumental practice

a.k.a. an applied philosophy

[Anonymous No.6149429]

>>6148237
Anon, we are all professors of biology at the University of New South Wales in the end, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.6149687]

This omegle conversation gave me an erection, I wish I had the bollocks to pull this sort of thing off in real life as well

[Anonymous No.6149991]

I DON'T WANT TO STUDY I JUST WANT TO GET HIGH FOREVER

[Anonymous No.6150483]

>>6148002

/lit/ in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.6150506]

>>6148237
I work at Kmart.

[Anonymous No.6150543]

>>6150506
I'm Senior Check Your Privilege Professor at Daniel Webster College.

I also teach women's studies.

[Anonymous No.6150553]

>>6150543
I wanna punch that bitch's face.
Stupid garbage person.

[Anonymous No.6150559]

>>6150553
omg stop being so mean!
check your negativity at the door, white male.