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[Anonymous No.6143365]

American english is fucked up ive realized

>how can minor and miner have different spellings and sound the same?
>the same with the word mineral
>how is mineral pronounced differently from miner , if they have the same first four letters?


Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.6143370]

Because nothing really makes sense when you think about it.

[Muck Bulligan !!ryE2gEjGbpu No.6143386]

>>6143365
all signifiers are equally convoluted and irregularities are just a furtherance of other rules

strive to understand language diachronically

[Anonymous No.6143388]

>>6143365

there is no system to English, it is all contingent rules and knowing what everything means in its proper context

[Anonymous No.6143397]

Are you really so retarded that you need all language to be phonetic? For a language clumsily assembled from countless other languages in various degrees, English is fairly logical. The construction is what matters, the ability to hold and understand conversations, and even children are capable of doing this far before they get into the peculiarities of spelling and pronunciations.

[Anonymous No.6143468]

>>6143365
Surely this sort of thing is common across all languages?

[Anonymous No.6143675]

>>6143365
How Can Mineral Sound Differently If It Has Mine?

[Anonymous No.6143694]

>>6143365
Minor and miner don't sound the same, not in my experience anyway

[Anonymous No.6143731]

>>6143694
lmao what

[Anonymous No.6143751]

>>6143731
You're being retarded right now anon, just back out

[Anonymous No.6143814]

>>6143365
Because English is the retarded rape child of French invaders and Danish Farmers.

[Anonymous No.6143816]

set down the bong cowboy

[Anonymous No.6143842]

>>6143365
i can't believe you are just now figuring this out. how old are you? i need to know so i can feel better about myself.

[Anonymous No.6144280]

Moaning and throwing shit at the wall, humping blanket piles. Fuck Islam, gays, mexicans, obama, Kenyanism, blacks, other brown people, non four door truck/suv drivers, communists, Target shoppers, round earthers, immodest women, earth rotationists, bureaucracy, literacy, the Illuminati, conquistadors, Jesuits, pro vacciners.

Threw a bunch of hot butter at some mexican the other day.
Gonna drive my car in circles all day.
Caught my house on fire, fucking stolen tampon fire, scum liberals.

Impeach Obama!
Wheres that birth certificate Barack Hussein Obama?

[Anonymous No.6144283]

>tfw we cook bacon and bake cookies

[Anonymous No.6144300]

>>6144280
Moɒninǫ ɒnb ƚHɿowinǫ ƨHiƚ ɒƚ ƚHɘ wɒll, Humqinǫ dlɒnʞɘƚ qilɘƨ. ᖷuɔʞ Iƨlɒm, ǫɒyƨ, mɘxiɔɒnƨ, odɒmɒ, ᐴɘnyɒniƨm, dlɒɔʞƨ, oƚHɘɿ dɿown qɘoqlɘ, non ʇouɿ booɿ ƚɿuɔʞ/ƨuv bɿivɘɿƨ, ɔommuniƨƚƨ, Tɒɿǫɘƚ ƨHoqqɘɿƨ, ɿounb ɘɒɿƚHɘɿƨ, immobɘƨƚ womɘn, ɘɒɿƚH ɿoƚɒƚioniƨƚƨ, duɿɘɒuɔɿɒɔy, liƚɘɿɒɔy, ƚHɘ Illuminɒƚi, ɔonpuiƨƚɒboɿƨ, Ⴑɘƨuiƚƨ, qɿo vɒɔɔinɘɿƨ.

THɿɘw ɒ dunɔH oʇ Hoƚ duƚƚɘɿ ɒƚ ƨomɘ mɘxiɔɒn ƚHɘ oƚHɘɿ bɒy.
Ꭾonnɒ bɿivɘ my ɔɒɿ in ɔiɿɔlɘƨ ɒll bɒy.
ƆɒuǫHƚ my Houƨɘ on ʇiɿɘ, ʇuɔʞinǫ ƨƚolɘn ƚɒmqon ʇiɿɘ, ƨɔum lidɘɿɒlƨ.

ImqɘɒɔH Odɒmɒ!
WHɘɿɘƨ ƚHɒƚ diɿƚH ɔɘɿƚiʇiɔɒƚɘ ᙠɒɿɒɔʞ Huƨƨɘin Odɒmɒ␚

[Anonymous No.6144308]

>>6144300
Ⓜⓞⓐⓝ㏌ⓖ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓣⓗⓡⓞw㏌ⓖ ⓢⓗⓘⓣ ⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ wⓐᄔ, ⓗ㎛ⓟ㏌ⓖ Ыⓐⓝⓚⓔⓣ ⓟⓘᇉⓢ. Ⓕⓤⓒⓚ Ⓘⓢⓛ㏂, ⓖⓐⓨⓢ, ⓜⓔⅺⓒⓐ㎱, ⓞⓑⓐ㎃, Ⓚⓔⓝⓨⓐⓝⓘ℠, Ыⓐⓒⓚⓢ, ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ⓑⓡⓞwⓝ ⓟⓔⓞⓟᇉ, ⓝⓞⓝ ⓕⓞⓤⓡ ⓓᅇⓡ ⓣⓡⓤⓒⓚ/ⓢ㎶ ⓓⓡⅳⓔ₨, ㏇㎜ⓤⓝⓘⓢʦ, Ⓣⓐⓡⓖⓔⓣ ⓢⓗⓞⓟⓟⓔ₨, ⓡⓞⓤⓝⓓ ⓔⓐⓡⓣⓗⓔ₨, ⓘ㎜ⓞⓓⓔst wⓞⓜⓔⓝ, ⓔⓐⓡⓣⓗ ⓡⓞⓣⓐⓣюⓝⓘⓢʦ, ⓑⓤⓡⓔ㍳ⓒⓡⓐⓒⓨ, ⓛⓘⓣⓔⓡⓐⓒⓨ, ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓘᄔ㎛ⓘ㎁ⓣⓘ, ㏇ⓝⓠⓤⓘstⓐⓓⓞ₨, Ⓙⓔⓢⓤⓘʦ, ㏚ⓞ ⓥⓐ㏄㏌ⓔ₨.

Ⓣⓗⓡⓔw ⓐ ⓑⓤⓝⓒⓗ ⓞⓕ ⓗⓞⓣ ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓔⓡ ⓐⓣ ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓜⓔⅺⓒⓐⓝ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓞⓣⓗⓔⓡ ㍲ⓨ.
Ⓖⓞⓝ㎁ ⓓⓡⅳⓔ ⓜⓨ ⓒⓐⓡ ㏌ ⓒⓘⓡⓒᇉⓢ ⓐᄔ ㍲ⓨ.
Ⓒ㍳ⓖⓗⓣ ⓜⓨ ⓗⓞ㎲ⓔ ⓞⓝ fiⓡⓔ, ⓕⓤⓒⓚ㏌ⓖ stⓞᇉⓝ ⓣ㏂ⓟⓞⓝ fiⓡⓔ, ⓢⓒ㎛ ⓛⓘⓑⓔⓡⓐʪ.

Ⓘⓜⓟⓔⓐⓒⓗ Ⓞⓑⓐ㎃!
Ⓦⓗⓔⓡⓔⓢ ⓣ㏊ⓣ ⓑⓘⓡⓣⓗ Œⓡⓣⓘfiⓒⓐⓣⓔ Ⓑⓐⓡⓐⓒⓚ Ⓗ㎲ⓢⓔ㏌ Ⓞⓑⓐ㎃?

[Anonymous No.6144314]

>>6144280
MסanͺngaпᏧtһrowinɡ sհiт at the wall,հumpiոg ᏏӀɑnкet piוes.FucкӀslaʍ٫ ցays‚ me×icans,סƄama¸ Kenyɑnӏѕm,blɑckƽ, oτheᴦƄrowո peסp|e‚ռoϖfour dᴑ೦rtruck/ƽuv ᑯгͺveᴦs‚ cοmʍuniƽτƽ٫ Tαrg℮t ѕhoppers, rounᑯ ℮ɑrtherƽ٫ɩmmᴑd℮ƽtɯ०meռ‚ eartհᴦ٥tatӏංпiƽtƽ‚buᴦeɑʋϲracy, literacʏ٫tհeI1lumᎥnaтi‚conգuistaᑯorƽ¸ᒍeѕuіts‚pr൦ ⋁accinerѕ.

Тhᴦevv αᏏunchof hoτ Ьutteᴦatƽomemexіcaռtһe ౦τher daү.
G૦nna ԁгiט℮mᶌcɑr іп cͺᴦcǀeƽ aוΙԁay.
Caught myhouse೦n ſιгe,fսckіոᶃsτ൦Ӏeᴨ tɑmp੦nfiᴦe‚ ƽcʋm liᏏerals.

ΙмpeaϲhObama!
Ꮤհeres thαtᖯirtᏂcertiſicaтe Barack Ηʋsѕeӏn ОƄamɑᎮ

[Anonymous No.6144318]

>>6143365
If wí wur tu rait Íngliʃ fonetiklí, it wüd bí könfyúzíng. Ü delúʒunul äktivití.

[Anonymous No.6144335]

Suyhehk yht drnufehk cred yd dra fymm, risbehk pmyhgad bemac. Vilg Ecmys, kyoc, saqelyhc, upysy, Gahoyhecs, pmylgc, udran pnufh baubma, huh vuin tuun dnilg/cij tnejanc, lussihecdc, Dynkad crubbanc, nuiht ayndranc, essutacd fusah, ayndr nudydeuhecdc, pinayilnylo, medanylo, dra Emmisehyde, luhxiecdytunc, Zaciedc, bnu jyllehanc.

Drnaf y pihlr uv rud piddan yd cusa saqelyh dra udran tyo.
Kuhhy tneja so lyn eh lenlmac ymm tyo.
Lyikrd so ruica uh vena, vilgehk cdumah dysbuh vena, clis mepanymc.

Esbaylr Upysy!
Franac dryd pendr landevelyda Pynylg Riccaeh Upysy?

[Anonymous No.6144346]

>>6144335
aFArU0twclYyWXp5Tk0zWTZDb1VFTEhIRHJnUEVTOTByb0FrMEh6WVVUSW9QWk40cUxDQnVwcFFkR2c1ZjQ5UkhTbGc2UEtQdnFuMGdGQ3hqVzgrK0U2UDhnRkJXV09NMjlFVzF0TW9TZkRWUysvY2tia0hpVWtUVGFhSndTOHdhdXIzbXp4RHVDM1ErSTJiZ1VvSU1DdW5YTjMzcVUvdzN2SFJWcVNkU1N3RkVWczdLUEkwam1yOUJLcUhoemhFWTVpb3J4b2U5WlVkeGZYcVhZZ2JiOVE4V2FlMFB3dGZvZWYwNmJieFhkUFRjRTBOUGJmN3VZUUI1ODROUVBoa0czL2Y3T2V5WDVlLzBpME92UnVTVDFiWnd5MExvcXp1MTFDTWpaZ01BRU43VTZDWS9NRWVvOFlDVjhFaTA5ZE9GdU13Y0FGeWxtRjhNY0c3Uno1bXlBQmoxSXRHMDc0alR6R1pXMmZtbDBVVHlMbU5wdUhNTlNRMGpBUHQyOXluQy9HdVh1RkZCZnFDRjhLeFN1M0YwVkdZZGRDQzFRVlV4N1lwZk5qa2l2SzhYWE9TK05HUmtzMTFWdUdiV1B0TEViOGNrUVByK2V0eENtYUNia2VXb0J6REVmWGNwU3RtUEJyaHg5cXpEQWpTQittOW4wcFk2SUhsOEg1WldpNkx5UmpkN3Z4VUlhdDYwL1ZRS3krdVBkUms2WjYzdkNYZFRvaGhlRlpRMG55bGE5M2NJMG4zZUpBa1JpeTMzWDF4cGh3YXRRT3NENTFSelIvYndMTkJpWEh2QXpZVWdmYWdxbGNJS2RHbksvZXVRb2ZrSVFScjIzYkxTRkI5Um9yUlFHQTRRQmgvMTNuZXRNaUxPRzBJVldmdkxqb0dQc1VmYTBwdlN3WEFFR0k2VWFQc2swMisyc2FScTRHYmo0T3BxOEs1YVpmbVFDL095L3IyU1hoYUlGTlVaTzFsWVVETUpRMERCTFl3U01wWHlxTDh5WW9OUmxuMlRwbGRoQXlX

[Anonymous No.6144350]

>>6144346
>>6144335
>>6144318
>>6144314
>>6144308
>>6144300
Wtf, what a cutie.

[Anonymous No.6144355]

>>6144350
うめき声と毛布の山を重い物の運搬、壁にたわごとを投げる。ファックイスラム教、同性愛者、メキシコ人、オバマ、Kenyanism、黒人、他の茶色の人、非4ドアトラック/ SUVのドライバー、共産、ターゲットの買い物客、ラウンドearthers、露出度の高い女性は、地球rotationists、官僚、識字、イルミナティ、征服者、イエズス会、プロvacciners。

先日いくつかのメキシコでのホットバターの束を投げた。
ゴナ一日中サークルで私の車を運転。
火に私の家をキャッチ、クソタンポン火災、スカムリベラル派を盗まれた。

オバマを弾劾!
その出生証明書バラク·フセイン·オバマのwheres?

[Anonymous No.6144371]

>>6144355
Ịkwa ákwá ma na-atụba na na na na mgbidi, humping blanket ikpo. Na na na na Islam, gays, Mexico, Obama, Kenyanism, ndị isi ojii, ndị ọzọ aja aja ndị mmadụ, ndị na-abụghị anọ n'ọnụ ụzọ ụgbọala / SUV ọkwọ ụgbọala, Kọmunist, Target shoppers, gburugburu earthers, na-ezighị ezi ndị inyom, ụwa rotationists, ndioru govanmenti, mmuta, na Illuminati, conquistadors, Jesuit, pro vacciners.

Tụbara a ụyọkọ na-ekpo ọkụ butter na ụfọdụ Mexico ndị ọzọ ụbọchị.
Agbarapụ ụgbọala m ụgbọ ala na okirikiri niile n'ụbọchị.
Jidere m ụlọ ọkụ, iberibe zuru tampon ọkụ, scum liberals.

Impeach Obama!
Wheres na nwa akwụkwọ Barack Hussein Obama?

[Anonymous No.6144382]

English is the most patrician language because there's almost no consistency. Even languages like Chinese where you have to learn characters, at least the sounds are consistent.

[Anonymous No.6144384]

>>6144280
>>6144300
>>6144308
>>6144314
>>6144335
>>6144318
>>6144346
>>6144355
>>6144371
??????????????

[Anonymous No.6144389]

>>6144382
>>6144384
מאָונינג און פארווארפן דרעק בייַ דער וואַנט, הומפּינג קאָלדרע מערידן. פאַק איסלאם, געיס, מעקסיקאַנס, אבאמא, קעניאַניסם, בלאַקס, אנדערע ברוין מען, ניט פיר טיר טראָק / סווו דריווערס, קאָממוניסץ, ציל שאָפּפּערס, קייַלעכיק עאַרטהערס, יממאָדעסט פרויען, ערד ראָטאַטיאָניסץ, ביוראַקראַסי, ליטעראַסי, די יללומינאַטי, קאָנקוויסטאַדאָרס, דזשעסויץ, פּראָ וואַקסינערס.

האט אַ בינטל פון הייס פּוטער אין עטלעכע מעקסיקאַן די אנדערע טאָג.
גאַנאַ פאָר מיין מאַשין אין קרייזן אַלע טאָג.
געכאפט מיין הויז אויף פייַער, פאַקינג סטאָלען טאַמפּאָן פייַער, שלייַם ליבעראַלס.

ימפּיטש אבאמא!
ווהערעס אַז געבורט באַווייַזן באַראַקק כוסיין אבאמא?

[Anonymous No.6144393]

>>6144384
Guy killed a bunch of humanities students, first post was his last words.

[Anonymous No.6144405]

>>6144389
మూలుగుల మరియు దుప్పటి పైల్స్ humping గోడ వద్ద ఒంటి విసిరి. వెళ్ళిపో ఇస్లాం మతం, స్వలింగ సంపర్కులు, మెక్సికన్లు, ఒబామా, Kenyanism, నల్లజాతీయులు, ఇతర గోధుమ ప్రజలు, కాని నాలుగు డోర్ల ట్రక్ / SUV డ్రైవర్లు, కమ్యూనిస్టులు, టార్గెట్ వినియోగదారులను, రౌండ్ earthers, సబ్యత మహిళలు, భూమి rotationists, ఉద్యోగిస్వామ్యం, అక్షరాస్యత, ఇల్యూమినాటి, విజేతలు, యేసుక్రీస్తు సంఘానికి, అనుకూల vacciners.

ఇతర రోజు కొన్ని మెక్సికన్ వేడి వెన్న కొంత విసిరారు.
గొన్న రోజంతా సర్కిల్ల్లో నా కారు డ్రైవ్.
నిప్పు నా ఇల్లు క్యాచ్, ఫకింగ్ Tampon అగ్ని, ఒట్టు ఉదారవాదులు దోచుకున్న.

ఒబామా నేరమారోపించు!
పుట్టిన సర్టిఫికేట్ బరాక్ హుస్సేన్ ఒబామా Wheres?

[Anonymous No.6144409]

>>6144384
Raped some academic or something.

[Anonymous No.6144412]

Quality thread guys

[Anonymous No.6144421]

>>6144412
Are you against multiculturalism?

[Anonymous No.6144434]

>>6144405
>talking to people
>have to be constantly making an effort to not use any "difficult word" or make any "obscure" cultural reference

why, /lit/

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:35:02 No.6142722▶
>>6142737
>using "difficult words"
>using "obscure words"
If you can't simplify your sentence then you're a hack.

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:35:08 No.6142723▶
>>6142746

That's a good question. Why would you do that?

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:35:25 No.6142724▶
>niggardly
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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:36:51 No.6142730▶
>>6142744 >>6142756 >>6142760
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>never talk to people
>start making tulpas out of my idols
>can use any word or reference I want with them
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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:37:48 No.6142737▶
>>6142747

>>6142722tually, not in english at least. I'd be pretty useful.
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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:37:55 No.6142741▶
>>6142766

>talking to 'intellectual'
>or at least he thinks he's intellectual
>he doesn't know I'm more intellectual
>using total pleb words and allusions
>I correct him with clever witticisms and spontaneous (but genius) rhetoric
>he can't handle roman royalty
>realizes he is lumpenproletariat
>I walk away chuckling with a small smirk
>
Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:38:47 No.6142744▶

>>6142730
>self-induced schizophrenia
You're gonna have fun when they turn on you
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« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » 02/14/15(Sat)15:38:51 No.6142746▶

>>6142723
This.

If they need an explanation, give it to them.
Don't quit talking to people, don't think them below you.

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:38:56 No.6142747▶
>>6142737
I'd = it would, don't know what happened there
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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:39:49 No.6142751▶
>>6142761

>>6142716 (OP)
>implying you would know enough "difficult words" and "obscure" cultural references to actually make an conversation with someone that knows them.Go kill yourself fucking pleb.
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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:40:52 No.6142756▶
>>6142730
>making Tulpas
Well there's your problem

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:41:18 No.6142760▶

>>6142730
Autismal.
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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)15:41:24 No.6142761▶
>>6142777

>>6142751
that was a horrible use of greentext

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[Anonymous No.6144466]

I have confession.....
I got horny for my ass last night, dick can't reach my ass, can't get my wee wee under ass bone. How do I fuck my own ass?
Can I put gravel up my ass to clean it like you would a gas tank?
wtf is DDT?
How do I steal from Wal Mart without embarrassing myself?

[Anonymous No.6144476]

>>6144466
Try Kmart.

[Anonymous No.6144530]

this thread is horror

[Anonymous No.6144533]

>>6143365
I might be wrong in this example, but I'm pretty sure words started to get homonym's when we went from middle english to modern english.
I think english is good as it is, although it can be a bit confusing for non native speakers.

[Anonymous No.6144612]

>>6144476
What. The. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.6144647]

>>6144466
Wearing crocs to my nephews puberty party next week, where do you buy lots of gravel?

[Anonymous No.6144652]

>>6144612
Where is trhis from??

[Anonymous No.6144663]

>>6143694
This.

Perhaps to the dead ear of a non-native speaker they sound the same, but whenever I hear or say either word the last syllable is always accented.

Mine-or: a child
Mine-er: a laborer who works in a mine

[Anonymous No.6144664]

God help us....

[Anonymous No.6144668]

>>6144647
lol did the same thing to my brother.

[Anonymous No.6144674]

>>6144668
Well I was induced 9 days after my due date. My daughter had Meconium - which is where they poop while in the womb. It can be very dangerous and the doctor has to suck it out before the baby breathes or they can be poisoned. I think that is the most severe risk. If you leave the baby in there past a couple more weeks that the due date I am sure the baby will die. I think eventually the body gets rid of it in some way (living or dead).

[Anonymous No.6144687]

>>6144674
My uncle tony had his 18 th birthday in his mom. It was great they rackon. He didn't even have to go to the toilet.

[Anonymous No.6144701]

>>6144687
For quite a while. The baby's head acts as a cork of sorts to hold quite a bit of the fluid in. The bigger issue is the infection risk.

Good luck to your friend!

[Anonymous No.6144723]

>>6144701
PAST:
So, I've caught my parents having sex A LOT through out my life. The first time I caught them, I was in Kindergarten and it was 3:00 in the morning. Since then, I kept catching them. But I remember when my sister was conceived. I think that day pisses me off the most now. The day she was conceived, we had to move my "going away to camp dinner" an hour and half later, because they had sex, and the condom broke, so they had to go to the clinic to get plan B. My parents being dumb asses, they had sex AGAIN later on that night, which led to the making of my sister, health problems, failing of their business, a lot of debt, then moving to another state, and now living in a tiny two bedroom, one bathroom apartment.

PRESENT:
A week ago, I was babysitting my little sister. So, I finally get my sister to sleep, and she's sleeping in my bed. I slowly drift, and my parents come home. I'm half asleep, and I notice my Mom close my door, and ten minutes later, they're having sex. Fed up with hearing them, I angrily throw my door open, and yell and leave the apartment. I come back, and they respond to my anger with anger. My Dad being an *** hole, tells me "We don't have any privacy! We used to have sex three times a week and now its like, every two months!"

Are you kidding me? They got their loads of amount of sex out when I was younger, it's their fault that they don't have privacy. Am I in the wrong? Or do I have the right to be angered?

[Anonymous No.6144736]

>>6144701
>>6144723
Got me rock hard.... for what it's worth.

[Anonymous No.6144745]

>>6144736
I can't believe I've never seen those on /d/. They would love it over there.

[Anonymous No.6144746]

>>6144687
5 kids have that man as a father, one obese women has him as a husband. he is the son of a father and mother.

[Anonymous No.6144748]

I'm out.

[Anonymous No.6144754]

>>6144723
I got a dorito stuck in my vagina??

So before you make fun of me, I did it for a bet. A bet I lost with my best friend, that I'd rather not get into. Anyway, the ultimatum of this bet was that I try to stick some type of food... down there. My friend is weird. Anyway, I did it and now it's like stuck down there. I'm not kidding. I literally shoved the whole thing in there and I can feel it inside of me but I can't get it out. Help!?

[Anonymous No.6144758]

>>6144687
lol that man looks like my aunt Ruby.

[Anonymous No.6144791]

This is hell.

[Anonymous No.6144800]

>>6144791
Why don't Atheists read the Bible?
Don't they realize that the Bible is the truth?

[Anonymous No.6144819]

>>6144800
In the world today lazy or injured slaves are gave there freedom. Let them walk barefoot to town and starve on there own. No need to cloth such and waste your money feeding them. Cost less than $20. U.S. to replace one. Such is the shape of the world today for the common field slave. Now a skilled slave you have a problem. Hard to replace.

[Anonymous No.6144821]

>>6143365
Every language has nuance
Go learn esparanto, you autist

[Anonymous No.6144827]

>>6143365
>Jaden posting on /lit/ confirmed

[Anonymous No.6144848]

>>6144821
lol Americanism.

[Anonymous No.6144856]

What is going on in this thread? This /b/ tier weirdness

[Anonymous No.6144860]

>>6144856
It's just to deep for you, bruv.

[Anonymous No.6144864]

>>6144860
Epic shit.
Life itself is too deep for me

[Anonymous No.6144874]

Katie? Katie?
I'm your little tampon baby!

[Anonymous No.6144879]

This is the tenth level of hell

[Anonymous No.6144880]

>>6144874
lol that tampon baby dead in her hoo hoo.

[Anonymous No.6144885]

>>6144860
post the edit where he flies away please

[Anonymous No.6144896]

>>6144885
Mouth boy. Sex me

[Anonymous No.6144904]

She also said that, while it was finefor people of all races to work,do research, and socialize with each other, they should also live apart from each other. “Since learning about the situation in South Africa 20 or 30 years ago I’ve come to think that whites, Asians, and blacks should live separately,” Sono wrote.

Sono, who was appointed by Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to an education reform panel in 2013, cited an unspecified whites-only apartment complex in Johannesburg that black South Africans moved into after apartheid ended. She said there was a problem because black people tended to bring large families into small apartments.

“Black people basically have a philosophy of large families. Therefore, they would bring their families into the apartment they bought. For whites and Asians, it was common sense for a couple and two children to live in one complex. But blacks ended up having 20 to 30 family members living there,” she wrote.

Sono went on to say that with so many people in such a small space, the water quickly ran out and the white people were forced to leave.”People can work, research, and socialize together. But only in terms of residence should they be separated,” she concluded.

At the same time, a system has to be made to respect their legal identity as immigrants, she said, adding that “making people who are dispatched to Japan for work honor a contract with acceptable conditions is not inhuman.”

Sono’s comments sparked outrage, including on Twitter, where many called them distasteful and shameful, not to mention racist. The Japan Times reached Sono by phone Thursday, but she refused to be quoted for this story.

The Sankei Shimbun, meanwhile, defended its decision to run the piece. “This is a regular column of Ayako Sono,” a spokesman for the daily said. “We carried it . . . as her own opinion. We believe it’s natural that various opinions exist.”

Sono, long an advocate for various conservative causes, has extensive connections to Japanese and international conservative and right-wing politicians. In 2000, she welcomed into her home ex-Peruvian President Alberto Fujimori, who fled the country during a corruption scandal. Fujimori was later impeached, and in 2009 was convicted of human rights violations and sentenced to 25 years in prison.

More recently, Sono got into trouble over an August 2013 weekly magazine article in which she lambasted women who insisted on keeping their jobs after childbirth and urged them to stay home and raise their children instead of dropping them off at day care centers.

Those remarks came about six months after Abe appointed her to an education reform panel, and despite government pledges to increase the number of women in leadership positions to 30 percent by 2020.

On Friday, Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga said that Sono was no longer a member of the education reform panel, and had resigned at the end of October 2013. He declined to comment on her remarks.

[Anonymous No.6144920]

>>6144874
Katie? Sex me with dead rotten pussy.

[Anonymous No.6144947]

Running around in the yard with loose bowls screeching at pedestrians, shoving stolen bird feathers up my ass trying to stop the poop stream. I can't fucking read my aunts grocery list run into store sack swingin, poop everywhere, little asian man yelling "Praise mao" at me. Fucking store sells skunks, I thought it was bread skunk stink spray everywhere, little asian man crying eyes to squinched for tears....

[Anonymous No.6144955]

>>6144947
lol fuck

[Anonymous No.6144958]

>>6144947
I shed a tear.

[Anonymous No.6145006]

This threads a work of art.

[Anonymous No.6145008]

>>6144663
what state are you from? but it probably doesn't matter because a portal has been opened up in this thread and is being invaded by outsiders.

[Anonymous No.6145012]

>>6145008

The ghosts of the Internet are haunting us

[Anonymous No.6145014]

>>6144947
>is that actually Hitler?

[Anonymous No.6145017]

>>6144947
>Those perfect Deutscher mädel

[Anonymous No.6145018]

>>6145014
>>6144947
I wish I were Hitler.

[Anonymous No.6145022]

>>6145018
That man looks so euphoric.

[Anonymous No.6145024]

>>6145022

Bronies are the happiest people in the world

[Anonymous No.6145027]

Ok I'm trippin on acid and this thread is really sumthin else

[Anonymous No.6145034]

>>6144280
>>6144476
>>6144947
Beautiful posts.

[Anonymous No.6145039]

>>6145027

This thread is acid in digital form

[Anonymous No.6145042]

>>6145039
Bobcats are not legal to own in California, Connecticut, Nebraska, Minnesota, Iowa, Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina, Virginia, New Jersey, New York, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Hawaii and Maine. Other states may vary, and those interested should always call their state's Department of Agriculture to confirm that they are legal on their state's jurisdiction. After that, they should check with their city or town's regulations, and even if their neighborhood has animal restrictions by code

[Anonymous No.6145043]

>>6145042
woah!

[Anonymous No.6145045]

>>6144652
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097839/

[Anonymous No.6145047]

>>6145042

My high school mascot was a bobcat. Does this mean I'm illegal?

[Anonymous No.6145050]

>>6145047
this post made me actually laugh out loud and wake up my sleeping cat

[Anonymous No.6145051]

>>6145047
Call your local state's Department of Agriculture to confirm that they are legal on their state's jurisdiction.
Got it bud.

[Anonymous No.6145053]

>>6145051
wat?
fucking grease mouth

[Anonymous No.6145058]

>>6145053
gobble gobble goober boob ass head
Cunt.

[Anonymous No.6145064]

This thread has transcended banality and become something out of this world.

[Anonymous No.6145071]

I'm done with my dog always lickings my bare asshole!!
Literally whenever I get dressed, he comes running in and tried to get a taste. I can't even take a shit without him bursting through the door (my family can't afford locks).
Even as a type this he is trying to claw his way through my pants

[Anonymous No.6145077]

>>6144280
This is when the strange new force started.
>>6144947
Somewhere around here is where we all started to cry in a mix of confusion and bliss.
We are truly blessed.

[Anonymous No.6145079]

>>6145071
Bird feathers man, try them.

[Anonymous No.6145080]

I feel like I'm browsing jj.am for the first time again

[Anonymous No.6145086]

>>6145077
My cat started talking like a month or 2 ago, now we're learning Chinese together! He's a bit better because he has the "sounds" cat use in meowing that is in Chinese too. The other cat just sits there and thinks in Spanish

[Anonymous No.6145105]

yeastradio.com/

[Anonymous No.6145113]

Threw my jarred brother out last month, fucker wont die, jokes on him made my yard a gloryhole. Hes immobile so lol.

[Anonymous No.6145121]

>>6145113
This is a 1979 Datsun 280ZX, it has a L28 Inline 6 fuel injected factory engine with 132 HP, 5 speed manual transmission, matching numbers, all original from paint to interior. 4 Aluminum 6 spoke rims with Z center caps (have original Iron cross wheels as well). I am the third owner of this car. It has been garaged in the bad weather all its life. Car is very fun to drive and runs like brand new.

[Anonymous No.6145128]

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>>6144280

Hi!

[Anonymous No.6145136]

>>6145128
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[Anonymous No.6145141]

>>6143365
yeah, this thread is the best

[Anonymous No.6145151]

[Anonymous No.6145153]

Dniwer Dog Nac? Esolc Egdirf!

[Anonymous No.6145156]

>>6145153
Selitper Kcalb Taem Frawd Noitalupoc Ecnad

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[Anonymous No.6145157]

>>6145141
ʸᵉᵃʰ, ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ

[Anonymous No.6145160]

>>6145157
666x6550 hmm.....

[Anonymous No.6145162]

Damn I can't believe I just fucked my cousin!
Damn I can't believe I just fucked my cousin!
Damn I can't believe I just fucked my cousin!
Damn I can't believe I just fucked my cousin because I was drunk!
Damn I can't believe I just fucked my cousin!
Damn I can't believe I just fucked my cousin!

[Anonymous No.6145163]

>>6145157
ʎөɐµ, ʇµ!ƨ ʇµʁөɐq !ƨ ʇµө pөƨʇ

[Anonymous No.6145169]

Running down street kicking potholes down, sentient lantern fish everywhere.

[Anonymous No.6145179]

This thread IS the literature

[Anonymous No.6145185]

Religion = belief that at least one god!
How is human evolution has created a theory (there is no God to intervene)!
Atheists = diffident God!
Update: definition of religion: -. "Superman's grip on power of faith and worship, especially the personal God or gods" nouns
Update 2: @ Jay. So it's like the saying goes, "Do not argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
Makes a lot of sense actually.
Update 3: "Well, I heard a pastor once said." Yes! There we have it. Pastor said one allowed 100% right.
Doesnt make you believe things religious. I think that money is essential for a decent life, but you guessed how, it does not let me do it religion
Update 4: For those who say, "God is love" and so on. To actually read the Bible. You'll see him again powerful, Hitler
Update 5: I am not a US

[Anonymous No.6145186]

>>6145179
Preach it brother!

[Anonymous No.6145195]

>>6145185
Ⓡⓔⓛⓘⓖⓘⓞⓝ = ⓑⓔⓛⓘⓔⓕ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓐⓣ ⓛⓔⓐⓢⓣ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓖⓞⓓ!
Ⓗⓞw ⓘⓢ ⓗⓤⓜⓐⓝ ⓔⓥⓞⓛⓤⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓗⓐⓢ ⓒⓡⓔⓐⓣⓔⓓ ⓐ ⓣⓗⓔⓞⓡⓨ (ⓣⓗⓔⓡⓔ ⓘⓢ ⓝⓞ Ⓖⓞⓓ ⓣⓞ ⓘⓝⓣⓔⓡⓥⓔⓝⓔ)!
Ⓐⓣⓗⓔⓘⓢⓣⓢ = ⓓⓘⓕⓕⓘⓓⓔⓝⓣ Ⓖⓞⓓ!
Ⓤⓟⓓⓐⓣⓔ: ⓓⓔⓕⓘⓝⓘⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓞⓕ ⓡⓔⓛⓘⓖⓘⓞⓝ: -. "Ⓢⓤⓟⓔⓡⓜⓐⓝ'ⓢ ⓖⓡⓘⓟ ⓞⓝ ⓟⓞwⓔⓡ ⓞⓕ ⓕⓐⓘⓣⓗ ⓐⓝⓓ wⓞⓡⓢⓗⓘⓟ, ⓔⓢⓟⓔⓒⓘⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓟⓔⓡⓢⓞⓝⓐⓛ Ⓖⓞⓓ ⓞⓡ ⓖⓞⓓⓢ" ⓝⓞⓤⓝⓢ
Ⓤⓟⓓⓐⓣⓔ ②: @ Ⓙⓐⓨ. Ⓢⓞ ⓘⓣ'ⓢ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓢⓐⓨⓘⓝⓖ ⓖⓞⓔⓢ, "Ⓓⓞ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓐⓡⓖⓤⓔ wⓘⓣⓗ ⓐⓝ ⓘⓓⓘⓞⓣ. Ⓣⓗⓔⓨ wⓘⓛⓛ ⓑⓡⓘⓝⓖ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓓⓞwⓝ ⓣⓞ ⓣⓗⓔⓘⓡ ⓛⓔⓥⓔⓛ ⓐⓝⓓ ⓑⓔⓐⓣ ⓨⓞⓤ wⓘⓣⓗ ⓔⓧⓟⓔⓡⓘⓔⓝⓒⓔ."
Ⓜⓐⓚⓔⓢ ⓐ ⓛⓞⓣ ⓞⓕ ⓢⓔⓝⓢⓔ ⓐⓒⓣⓤⓐⓛⓛⓨ.
Ⓤⓟⓓⓐⓣⓔ ③: "Ⓦⓔⓛⓛ, Ⓘ ⓗⓔⓐⓡⓓ ⓐ ⓟⓐⓢⓣⓞⓡ ⓞⓝⓒⓔ ⓢⓐⓘⓓ." Ⓨⓔⓢ! Ⓣⓗⓔⓡⓔ wⓔ ⓗⓐⓥⓔ ⓘⓣ. Ⓟⓐⓢⓣⓞⓡ ⓢⓐⓘⓓ ⓞⓝⓔ ⓐⓛⓛⓞwⓔⓓ ①00% ⓡⓘⓖⓗⓣ.
Ⓓⓞⓔⓢⓝⓣ ⓜⓐⓚⓔ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓑⓔⓛⓘⓔⓥⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓖⓢ ⓡⓔⓛⓘⓖⓘⓞⓤⓢ. Ⓘ ⓣⓗⓘⓝⓚ ⓣⓗⓐⓣ ⓜⓞⓝⓔⓨ ⓘⓢ ⓔⓢⓢⓔⓝⓣⓘⓐⓛ ⓕⓞⓡ ⓐ ⓓⓔⓒⓔⓝⓣ ⓛⓘⓕⓔ, ⓑⓤⓣ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓖⓤⓔⓢⓢⓔⓓ ⓗⓞw, ⓘⓣ ⓓⓞⓔⓢ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓛⓔⓣ ⓜⓔ ⓓⓞ ⓘⓣ ⓡⓔⓛⓘⓖⓘⓞⓝ
Ⓤⓟⓓⓐⓣⓔ ④: Ⓕⓞⓡ ⓣⓗⓞⓢⓔ wⓗⓞ ⓢⓐⓨ, "Ⓖⓞⓓ ⓘⓢ ⓛⓞⓥⓔ" ⓐⓝⓓ ⓢⓞ ⓞⓝ. Ⓣⓞ ⓐⓒⓣⓤⓐⓛⓛⓨ ⓡⓔⓐⓓ ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓑⓘⓑⓛⓔ. Ⓨⓞⓤ'ⓛⓛ ⓢⓔⓔ ⓗⓘⓜ ⓐⓖⓐⓘⓝ ⓟⓞwⓔⓡⓕⓤⓛ, Ⓗⓘⓣⓛⓔⓡ
Ⓤⓟⓓⓐⓣⓔ ⑤: Ⓘ ⓐⓜ ⓝⓞⓣ ⓐ ⓊⓈ

[Anonymous No.6145202]

Im going to take this whole fucking board down FUCK YOU ALL
I'M PASSING A STONE!

[Anonymous No.6145213]

>>6145162
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Casual, pro's do the mother too.

[Anonymous No.6145227]

guys how do I protect my books when I sneeze so fucking much and I want to have them out

[Anonymous No.6145284]

>>6145195
Dreaming about the day I met you, stick raman op my poop hole, loving your little mouth, gonna move to the south, fuck /mu/

[Anonymous No.6145302]

>>6145284
Tammy that you?
Momo will be home soon sweety got the momo gum lil dodo wanted from Dollar Store.
Lick prism anus for a foot card battler.

[Anonymous No.6145309]

>>6145227
read with wax paper on the pages, simple

[Anonymous No.6145313]

>>6145309
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>Last book you read is now part of the Harry Potter series and it is called Harry Potter and...

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Jove !!jcls5sl28dK 02/14/15(Sat)09:09:38 No.6141381▶
>>6141400

>>6141373 (OP)
Harry Potter and the History of Sexuality: Volume I

Oh, my...

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:09:38 No.6141382▶

>Harry Potter and the Barchester Towers

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:10:03 No.6141386▶

>>6141373 (OP)
Harry Potter and Portnoy's Complaint
I would love to read that

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:10:06 No.6141387▶

The Revolt of the Angels

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:10:29 No.6141389▶
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Harry Pothead and the Stoner

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:11:13 No.6141393▶
>>6142013

Harry Potter and the Bone Clocks.
Actually sounds like it could be real

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:11:22 No.6141395▶

Harry Potter and the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:12:02 No.6141397▶
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Harry Potter and the self referential loop.

That actually doesn't sound too uniteresting.

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:12:12 No.6141398▶

Harry Potter and the Child of God, by Cormac McRowling.

This gon be gud

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:12:24 No.6141400▶
>>6141412

>>6141381
how did you end to read the History of Sexuality?

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:12:53 No.6141402▶

>>6141373 (OP)
>Harry Potter and the Main Currents of Marxism
Sounds like a documentary

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Anonymous 02/14/15(Sat)09:16:11 No.6141412▶
>>6141421

>>6141400
What?

[Anonymous No.6145316]

>>6145313
quit posting fucking promos in our thread.

[Anonymous No.6145324]

>>6145316
Fuck you skunk toothed bitch.
I got a hug bucket of scholl spit i'm going to dump on your house.

[Anonymous No.6145336]

>>6145324
Yes master

[Anonymous No.6145340]

aloominoom

english english is fucked up too

[Anonymous No.6145354]

>>6145340
>>6145313
>>6145309
>>6141381 → >>6141386 → >>6141402 → >>6141418 → >>6141475 → >>6141478 → >>6141492 → >>6141509 → >>6141529 → >>6141609 → >>6141615 → >>6141617 → >>6141644 → >>6141659 → >>6141660 → >>6141677 → >>6141776 → >>6141808 → >>6141851 → >>6141856 → >>6142038 → >>6142309 → >>6142335 → >>6142350 → >>6142380 → >>6142484 → >>6142514 → >>6142546 → >>6142617 → >>6142852 → >>6143053 → >>6143094 → >>6143861 → >>6143894 → >>6143937 → >>6144272 → >>6144365 → >>6144375 → >>6144513 → >>6144591 → >>6144610 → >>6144656 → >>6144750 → >>6145010 → >>6145208 → >>6145219 → >>6145293 →

>⅂ɐƨʇ pooʞ ʎo∩ ʁөɐq !ƨ uoʍ bɐʁʇ oʈ ʇµө Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ƨөʁ!өƨ ɐuq !ʇ !ƨ ⅽɐꞁꞁөq Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq...

>>
ᘃo٨ө ¡¡ɾⅽꞁƨ5ƨꞁ28qʞ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:09:38 No.6141381▶
>>6141400 →

>>6141373 → (Ob)
Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq ʇµө H!ƨʇoʁʎ oʈ ᴤөx∩ɐꞁ!ʇʎ: ⋀oꞁ∩wө I

Oµ, wʎ...

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:09:38 No.6141382▶

>Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq ʇµө ᗷɐʁⅽµөƨʇөʁ ⊥oʍөʁƨ

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:10:03 No.6141386▶

>>6141373 → (Ob)
Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq boʁʇuoʎ'ƨ ⊂owbꞁɐ!uʇ
I ʍo∩ꞁq ꞁo٨ө ʇo ʁөɐq ʇµɐʇ

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:10:06 No.6141387▶

⊥µө ᖉө٨oꞁʇ oʈ ʇµө ᗄuɓөꞁƨ

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:10:29 No.6141389▶
ᖶ!ꞁө: 23429842.ɾbɓ (27 ʞᗷ, 450x299)
27 ʞᗷ

Hɐʁʁʎ boʇµөɐq ɐuq ʇµө ᴤʇouөʁ

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:11:13 No.6141393▶
>>6142013 →

Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq ʇµө ᗷouө ⊂ꞁoⅽʞƨ.
ᗄⅽʇ∩ɐꞁꞁʎ ƨo∩uqƨ ꞁ!ʞө !ʇ ⅽo∩ꞁq pө ʁөɐꞁ

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:11:22 No.6141395▶

Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq ʇµө ᖶөɐʁ ɐuq ⅂oɐʇµ!uɓ !u ⅂ɐƨ ⋀өɓɐƨ

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:12:02 No.6141397▶
ᖶ!ꞁө: ⅁oqөꞁ_3.ɾbɓ (23 ʞᗷ, 297x400)
23 ʞᗷ

Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq ʇµө ƨөꞁʈ ʁөʈөʁөuʇ!ɐꞁ ꞁoob.

⊥µɐʇ ɐⅽʇ∩ɐꞁꞁʎ qoөƨu'ʇ ƨo∩uq ʇoo ∩u!ʇөʁөƨʇ!uɓ.

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:12:12 No.6141398▶

Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq ʇµө ⊂µ!ꞁq oʈ ⅁oq, pʎ ⊂oʁwɐⅽ ʍⅽᖉoʍꞁ!uɓ.

⊥µ!ƨ ɓou pө ɓ∩q

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:12:24 No.6141400▶
>>6141412 →

>>6141381 →
µoʍ q!q ʎo∩ өuq ʇo ʁөɐq ʇµө H!ƨʇoʁʎ oʈ ᴤөx∩ɐꞁ!ʇʎ¿

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:12:53 No.6141402▶

>>6141373 → (Ob)
>Hɐʁʁʎ boʇʇөʁ ɐuq ʇµө ʍɐ!u ⊂∩ʁʁөuʇƨ oʈ ʍɐʁx!ƨw
ᴤo∩uqƨ ꞁ!ʞө ɐ qoⅽ∩wөuʇɐʁʎ

>>
ᗄuouʎwo∩ƨ 02/14/15(ᴤɐʇ)09:16:11 No.6141412▶
>>6141421 →

>>6141400 →
Mµɐʇ¿

[Anonymous No.6145421]

Where is my hand?
lost it yesterday on rats nest, my horny ass couldn't resist temptation. Lame hand= dead goy

[Anonymous No.6145499]

>>6143365
>how can minor and miner have different spellings and sound the same
Because English spelling is more morphophonemic than phonemic, so spelling reflects a lot of other things about the word than just its pronunciation - so miner and minor have different spellings, because they're different morphemes and mean different things. Likewise, the spelling of "magician" clearly reflects its origin in "magic", making its meaning as "person who does magic" obvious - even though "magician" is pronounced very differently! (More like "majik" and "mujishen")

[Anonymous No.6145740]

where were you when this new literary movement was born?

[Anonymous No.6145776]

I feel like I wanted to poop out of someone else’s asshole? ! ! ! ! ?


I like the 12, so I can turn off, pooping, shitting and have been, it is not so bad. I am now, I am all the negative self, they would feel. So I have no anus. None. Everyone in the school, I can speak with them if you do not have them, I don't know, I hate to be ignored, I! As for me, all my old assholes, but they are lost it is fake ... (
until last month, I had to once again, I could not cut it in a clean, to do so. I have tried to stop, so I can not. I do have all failed. I think it is the glare of my death at the school to help people who do not feel, and the ugly. I was shy and people * * * * as it was cumbersome, and I will do this when I am, I always go and nobody can not come to me.
At the school in the school, I heard my name and, in some cases, they aren't my back back of the hall, I laugh, I do a lot to poop.
I'm going to a university, I don't think it has in my life remaining poor and lazy, never dream to shit out poop, or do not have their own family, they have, or something like that: "There is, I think, that I drink a lot more drugs, smoking, and now I just want to forget drunk with the rest of the world when you feel like.

I can talk about it! I am afraid I am very very powerful. I can type in my mind, and I'm a fast heartbeat, trembling.) I
am to my pants, I do not have the Cuz, but they told me, but I really do not want poop in my own pants if you said, I love the ground, you know, I am afraid to go to doctors and treatment. /

I just want to poop, but ... I was only 15 years old!

[Anonymous No.6145811]

I think what I need is space right now, Randy I love you, but i'm so gummed up right now. Please understand my doo doo shoot is yours anytime, call my fucking neighbors they'll fucking know!

My lips are on the table, where is my money check from gov?

[Anonymous No.6145816]

This thread really captures the zeitgeist of modern life.

[Anonymous No.6145821]

>>6143365
I grew up speaking it so I'm just used to it. Thinking about it would probably cause me to forget how to talk

[Anonymous No.6145831]

Q
A: Fuck I really want to cut my dick off because it serves no purpose to me anymore and it is a disappointment
Q
A: it dreams of becoming a major league baseball player but I say no you must carry on the family business of being violently moisturized twice a day

[Anonymous No.6146047]

AAYYYY

[Anonymous No.6146764]

>>6146047
Oh hi!

[Anonymous No.6147391]

hope this thread never dies

[Anonymous No.6147422]

>>6147391
sǝıp ɹǝʌǝu pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ ǝdoɥ

[Anonymous No.6147442]

>>6147422
W|̶ ̶ ̶ ̶||̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ |̿ ̶̿'╮|̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ | ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ |̿ V ̿|╰|╯ |̶ ̶ ̶ ̶||̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿||̿ \͇||͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿)? |͇ ͇ |͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿| ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ | ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ ╰|╯|̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ |̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ |̿ ̶̿'╮|͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿)|̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿|╰|╯ |͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿||̿ \͇| |̿ ̶̿'╮|̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿| ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ |̿ \͇||̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ , |̿ V ̿|╰|╯ |̶ ̶ ̶ ̶||͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿||̿ ̶̿'╮|̿ \͇|╰|╯ |̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿| ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ |͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ |͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿||͇ ͇ ͇ ͇ ͇||͇ ͇ |͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿)|̿ \͇|' ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ |̿ ̶̿'╮|̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ | ͇ ͇\̿ ̿ ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ |̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ |̿ V ̿||̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿' ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ |̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿| ̿ ̿|̿ ̿ ||͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿||̿ \͇|. L|̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿||̿ V ̿||̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ |̶ ̶ ̶ ̶||̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿||̿ \͇||͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿)= |͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿)|̶͇̿ ̶͇̿ ͇̿ |̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿ ̶̿||͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿) |͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿ ̶͇̿ι|͇̿ ͇̿ ͇̿|╰|╯

[Anonymous No.6147450]

>>6147442
We've made contact boys.

[Anonymous No.6147496]

Got a huge mat where I poop every night, trouble is the dogs no longer keep it clean. I gotta lick that sucker clean me self.
Anybody here care to share some of their experiences with matting?

[Anonymous No.6147550]

>>6147496
Wow, color me impressed did you really go full mat?

[Anonymous No.6147572]

Do you remember summer days
Just after summer rain?
When all the air was damp and warm
In the green of country lanes?

And the breeze would touch your hair
Kiss your face and make you care
About your world, your summer world

And we would count the evening stars
As the day grew dark in Beechwood Park

Do you remember golden days
And golden summer sun?
The sound of laughter in our ears
In the breeze as we would run?

And the breeze would touch your hair
Kiss your face and make you care
About your world, your summer world

And we would count the evening stars
As the day grew dark in Beechwood Park

Oh, roads in my mind take me back in my mind
And I can't forget you, won't forget you
Won't forget those days and Beechwood Park

And the breeze would touch your hair
Kiss your face and make you care
About your world, your summer world

And we would count the evening stars
As the day grew dark in Beechwood Park

Oh, roads in my mind take me back in my mind
And I can't forget you, won't forget you
Won't forget those days and Beechwood Park

[Anonymous No.6147581]

>>6147572
What the fuck is that....th...thing?!?

[Anonymous No.6147586]

>>6147581

art installation m8. some kind of commentary on transgenics iirc.

you're acting like /x/ - they get scared by art on the reg. maybe you should head over there.

[Anonymous No.6147587]

>>6147581
It's called a poem

[Anonymous No.6147599]

>>6147581
My motor was running till I saw that shit.

[Anonymous No.6147649]

Serious question.. What's going on in this thread?

[Anonymous No.6147687]

>>6147586
4R7 !N5741147!0N M8. 50M3 K!ND 0F C0MM3N74RY 0N 7R4N593N!C5 !!RC. Y0U'R3 4C7!N9 1!K3 /X/ - 7H3Y 937 5C4R3D 8Y 4R7 0N 7H3 R39. M4Y83 Y0U 5H0U1D H34D 0V3R 7H3R3.

[Anonymous No.6147692]

>>6147649

What isn't going on in this thread?

[Anonymous No.6147697]

>>6147649
Apparently some kind of literary movement.

[Anonymous No.6147723]

Some boy whore running down Dump street licking every car tire he sees.

Better put on your brave faces boy.

[Anonymous No.6147732]

>>6147723
hey little boy, nene little boy! lol

[Anonymous No.6147735]

Christ, I thought I was in /int/ for a second tbh.

[Anonymous No.6147750]

Also, wtf is wrong with /lit/, m8s? This entire thread is just autism.

[Anonymous No.6147761]

>>6147732
Got him!
▂▃▅▆▇█ G █ o █ t █ █ H █ i █ m █▇▆▅▃▂

[Anonymous No.6147767]

>>6147750
lol pleb
Guess you didn't get the memo.

[Anonymous No.6147777]

We need to make threads like this more often /lit/

[Anonymous No.6147790]

>>6147777
Thread's more interesting then most on /lit/ sadly.

[Anonymous No.6147820]

What should we call this movement?

[Anonymous No.6147835]

>>6147761
Read my will.
I know your sleep patterns and sex partner.
Wait till ۰۪۫S۪۫۰۰۪۫P۪۫۰۰۪۫R۪۫۰۰۪۫I۪۫۰۰۪۫N۪۫۰۰۪۫G۪۫۰

[Anonymous No.6147858]

>>6147835
Smile lil rin my time is in ╭∩╮(︶︿︶) Fall ╭∩╮

[Anonymous No.6147865]

>>6147820
New Sincerity.

[Anonymous No.6147880]

>>6147820
Unicode nightmare

[Anonymous No.6147931]

>>6147858
Little dancer you will spin as I pan the camera.
You will become small once more.

[Anonymous No.6147988]

>>6147777
Little boy fell off his scooter in front of my house and scraped his knee and I never saw it happen but it had to happen it had to happen
Spinning angelic pointed downwards yourself not standing in front of the door but behind it

[Anonymous No.6148088]

>>6147988
lol ring?

[Anonymous No.6148090]

>>6148088
yep haha lmao

[Anonymous No.6148126]

>>6148088
>>6148090
Mush mouth baby were do you get your tricks.....

[Anonymous No.6148198]

>>6148126
Got caught with my mope top down, can't believe I squirmed that much.
Advice?

[Anonymous No.6148239]

>>6148198
Better get it looked at.

[Anonymous No.6148384]

Fucking fight me you sons of bitchs i'll kill all of you. Were the fuck am I? shut the fuck up you don't know me, fucking put that tarp back. Goodbye ahhhhhh.

[Anonymous No.6148419]

Wow this shit got wild.....

[Anonymous No.6148459]

>>6148384
I lost my damn stamps. What am I? to bad you got GITMOed goo goo.

[Anonymous No.6148609]

>>6148459
Line up for the FEMA death camps you fucking ignoramus.

[Anonymous No.6148916]

Freedom thread?

Whimpering willows waddle and wisp wordlessly down the dirty dark doled deck. They fight but cannot for they hold nothing but charms legging and scarfing old mechanics, automatons tossing trudging tired folding fake file fervent up the mile.
Shall we not doth squire in places not eclipsed to clip spittled lips?
Blabl

[Anonymous No.6148933]

>>6148916
Get get get get Got got got got Blood rush to my Head lit hot lock Poppin’ off the Fuckin’ block knot Clockin’ wrist slit Watch bent thought bot

[Anonymous No.6148938]

>>6148933
May mon myrmidon was Othello walk and saunter breeze up hill o' dairy back breeze fall back no regrets mate just stand and flack jump and spin turn rut fat fuck my own color is duck muck suck gel gel ape.
I'm not a robot gsxisi

[Anonymous No.6148946]

Bridge was a captain
that bridged up a score
so sore and musing
floor drooling
bently run and bent up lump
so far a freeze
cold and

[Anonymous No.6149023]

>>6148938
Open empty saddle pen and everywhere thier liver rock distant ham tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.6149109]

Boy
Boy

Now in the street there is violence
An' an' a lots of work to be done
No place to hang all our washing
An' an' I can't blame all on the sun

Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher

Workin' so hard like a soldier
Can't afford a thing on TV
Deep in my heart I am warrior
Can't get food for them kid

Good God, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher

Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no

Oh Lord, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher

Who is to blame in one country?
Never can get to the one
Dealin' in multiplication
And they still can't feed everyone

Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher

Oh, out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the daytime
Out in the night

Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher

Out in the street
Out in the street
Out in the playground
In the dark side of town

Oh, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher
Hey, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher

We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher, Electric Avenue
We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher, Electric Avenue

[Anonymous No.6149468]

>>6143365
>>6143365
written american english is fucked up, cause it tends to make people like you identify the language with its written form

>>6143386
you are an idiot

[Anonymous No.6149493]

>>6143365
though
rough
bought
through
tough

>fuck you

[Anonymous No.6150033]

>>6144663
you are hallucinating. show me one audio clip of a native speaker of english pronouncing minor as mine-ore.

[Anonymous No.6150043]

>>6149109

I don't wanna dance,
Dance with your baby nommo.

[Anonymous No.6150047]

>>6149493

You forgot eight
and thorough, through, thoroughfare

[Anonymous No.6150054]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvmbKGtZHeI
when will he perform it live?

[Anonymous No.6150063]

>>6150054
>she was nobody's nothing

[Anonymous No.6150788]

>>6150043


Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

You said you love me and you can't come in
You said you love me and you can't come in
You said you love me and you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again.

Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
come back tomorrow night and try it again
You said you love me and you can't come in
You said you love me and you can't come in
You said you love me and you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
Keep a knockin' but you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again
You said you love me and you can't come in
You said you love me and you can't come in
You said you love me and you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

[Anonymous No.6150817]

I came to asiree yesterday dubble twum taut she and he and was lost liver loved and longed taken me I said:
eat eat so cruel filled bold cold i'll rammage your liver and taken fold
he frumped and rummed and demanded dead
I said twittle twittle little sir so fold and dolc that I do scold
I rapt I hate I must see admittance penitence is a shadow stalk
Bee Bhhheeleteeaspatucularracious drop and scroll dribble maw
I kicked misses hard in womb and hard in talk
she and he could not find a broken draw

Ghane sane! bluck tuck find me truer said fiddle and kill
so dull and bleeding I said sad and heeding
he said he could not fill
Aye Fool! dapple and buck! I said tired architectdrummleddonlooped beat beta seeding
But again but again still still still
falance


neepo!

[Anonymous No.6151511]

>>6150817
Use your heart not your brain.

[Anonymous No.6151554]

>>6151511
What?
Fuck u nigga, u just can't understand it.

[Anonymous No.6151568]

>>6151511
Fuck you that was heartfelt, how can you even distinguish you fucking cuck?

[Anonymous No.6151687]

>>6151554
>>6151568
Fucking gumboys, you can't hide behind the veil forever.

[Anonymous No.6151714]

>>6143365
>how is mineral pronounced differently from miner
They come from related but slightly different roots.

[Anonymous No.6151716]

>>6151714
lol got him

[Anonymous No.6151757]

>>6151687
I like that truck.

[Anonymous No.6152014]

>>6151757
Who do?
What you?
Think I get word in edgewise?

[Anonymous No.6152020]

>>6152014
>>6151687
Ah, I'm gonna have to watch Duel again soon

[Anonymous No.6152776]

>>6152020
I sometimes wish a pyscho trucker would chase me around.

[Anonymous No.6152821]

>>6152776
I sometimes wish a pyscho trucker would chase me around.
I sometimes a pyscho trucker would chase me around
some wish a pyscho trucker would chase me.
I times a pyscho would chase me around.
I would chase me around.I sometimes a pyscho tker would chase me around
some wish a pyscho me around.I sometimes a pyscho trucker would chase me.
I times a pyscho would chase me around.

sometime I sometimes I wish a sometimes psycho
me me
me
me
around me
_
weaso

[Anonymous No.6152841]

My roots are showing,
Mineral, vegetable
Mineral roots
Vegetable miners
Mineral Mineral Miner-al Minerall

[Anonymous No.6152852]

[Anonymous No.6152856]

>>6152841
Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)21:09:47 No.6152841▶
Mineral Mineral Minerroots
Vegetable minMy roots are showing,
Mineral, vegetable
Mineral 02/16/15(Mon)21
ers-al Minerall Anonymous :09:47 No.6152841▶
Mineral Mineral Minerroots
roots are showing,
Mineral, vegetable
Mineral Vegetable minMy
ers-al Minerall


Mineral VegetaMineralAnonymous 02/16/15(Mon)21:09:47 No.6152841▶
Mineral Mineral Minerroots
Vegetable minMy roots are showing,
Mineral, vegetable
Mineral 02/16/15(Mon)21
ers-al Minerall Anonymous :09:47 No.6152841▶
Mineral Mineral Minerroots
roots are showing,
Mineral, vegetable
Mineral Vegetable minMy
ers-al Minerall


Mineral VegetaMineral, vegetableble minMy
ers-al Minerall, vegetableble minMy
>>6152841
>>6152841

ers-al Minerall

zosis
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[Anonymous No.6152917]

>>6152856
▷▷6152841 ΛПӨПΥMӨЦƧ 02/16/15(MӨП)21:09:47 ПӨ.6152841▶ MIПΣЯΛᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂ MIПΣЯЯӨӨƬƧ VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣ MIПMΥ ЯӨӨƬƧ ΛЯΣ ƧΉӨЩIПG, MIПΣЯΛᄂ, VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣ MIПΣЯΛᄂ 02/16/15(MӨП)21 ΣЯƧ-Λᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂᄂ ΛПӨПΥMӨЦƧ :09:47 ПӨ.6152841▶ MIПΣЯΛᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂ MIПΣЯЯӨӨƬƧ ЯӨӨƬƧ ΛЯΣ ƧΉӨЩIПG, MIПΣЯΛᄂ, VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣ MIПΣЯΛᄂ VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣ MIПMΥ ΣЯƧ-Λᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂ VΣGΣƬΛMIПΣЯΛᄂΛПӨПΥMӨЦƧ 02/16/15(MӨП)21:09:47 ПӨ.6152841▶ MIПΣЯΛᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂ MIПΣЯЯӨӨƬƧ VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣ MIПMΥ ЯӨӨƬƧ ΛЯΣ ƧΉӨЩIПG, MIПΣЯΛᄂ, VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣ MIПΣЯΛᄂ 02/16/15(MӨП)21 ΣЯƧ-Λᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂᄂ ΛПӨПΥMӨЦƧ :09:47 ПӨ.6152841▶ MIПΣЯΛᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂ MIПΣЯЯӨӨƬƧ ЯӨӨƬƧ ΛЯΣ ƧΉӨЩIПG, MIПΣЯΛᄂ, VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣ MIПΣЯΛᄂ VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣ MIПMΥ ΣЯƧ-Λᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂ VΣGΣƬΛMIПΣЯΛᄂ, VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣBᄂΣ MIПMΥ ΣЯƧ-Λᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂᄂ, VΣGΣƬΛBᄂΣBᄂΣ MIПMΥ ▷▷6152841 ▷▷6152841 ΣЯƧ-Λᄂ MIПΣЯΛᄂᄂ ZӨƧIƧ - - ΚᄂΥ

[Anonymous No.6152931]

Batzuetan pyscho Trucker
nire inguruan Chase
litzateke nahi dut.

[Anonymous No.6152957]

˙ʇnp ıɥɐu ǝʞǝʇɐzʇıן
ǝsɐɥɔ uɐnɹnbuı ǝɹıu
ɹǝʞɔnɹʇ oɥɔsʎd uɐʇǝnzʇɐq
▶1362519˙ou 02:53:12(uoɯ)51/91/20 snoɯʎuouɐ
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υᄂk - - ƨıƨөz ᄂᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλ-ƨяσ 1482519▷▷ 1482519▷▷ υɯпıɯ σᄂqσᄂqλƭσbσʌ 'ᄂᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλ-ƨяσ υɯпıɯ σᄂqσᄂqλƭσbσʌ 'ᄂλяσпıɯλƭσbσʌ ᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλ-ƨяσ υɯпıɯ σᄂqλƭσbσʌ ᄂλяσпıɯ σᄂqλƭσbσʌ 'ᄂλяσпıɯ 'bпıщөήƨ σяλ ƨƭөөя ƨƭөөяяσпıɯ ᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλяσпıɯ ▶1482519˙өп 74:60: ƨцөɯυпөпλ ᄂᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλ-ƨяσ 12(пөɯ)51/91/20 ᄂλяσпıɯ σᄂqλƭσbσʌ 'ᄂλяσпıɯ 'bпıщөήƨ σяλ ƨƭөөя υɯпıɯ σᄂqλƭσbσʌ ƨƭөөяяσпıɯ ᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλяσпıɯ ▶1482519˙өп 74:60:12(пөɯ)51/91/20 ƨцөɯυпөпλᄂλяσпıɯλƭσbσʌ ᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλ-ƨяσ υɯпıɯ σᄂqλƭσbσʌ ᄂλяσпıɯ σᄂqλƭσbσʌ 'ᄂλяσпıɯ 'bпıщөήƨ σяλ ƨƭөөя ƨƭөөяяσпıɯ ᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλяσпıɯ ▶1482519˙өп 74:60: ƨцөɯυпөпλ ᄂᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλ-ƨяσ 12(пөɯ)51/91/20 ᄂλяσпıɯ σᄂqλƭσbσʌ 'ᄂλяσпıɯ 'bпıщөήƨ σяλ ƨƭөөя υɯпıɯ σᄂqλƭσbσʌ ƨƭөөяяσпıɯ ᄂλяσпıɯ ᄂλяσпıɯ ▶1482519˙өп 74:60:12(пөɯ)51/91/20 ƨцөɯυпөпλ 1482519▷▷
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▶7162519˙ou 90:23:12(uoɯ)51/91/20 snoɯʎuouɐ

[Anonymous No.6152959]

The rough boy on the bough
jumped onto the buoy, bowed
Through the thouroughfare
Threw the balls
Bawls through the rough
Balls bought in bowls
Bowels, Right, Eight.

[Anonymous No.6152981]

>>6152959
Ttttthe rough rough rough rough rough rough rough rough
Bowels
Bowels in my chamber of clamp clutch shut match cccatacatcct
logplologploshplostagoshichiga ismite' so troughegdly simballium
summder simple
from my soul so nimble
I'd fuck her scrathet racthes ass rear so dispension of waste
When all mighty earth becomes heathen of hate

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onema!@! EYGIO

[Anonymous No.6153002]

>>6152981

Summer, summa, some are
Heir to the air, coarse of course
The fare's unfair.
Weak sight
Week site,
wicks height.

[Anonymous No.6153013]

>>6153002
EIGHT PALW
I do Agree that Literature is the Encompass of the gog sothrop of the mighty asunder's soul gauged ad egged in weak sprite
sump
sooppo in trublmedumb landosfires
You see you see? this waste vacuume run deep in the skulk and plot that I tarit and settle
suttle and supple it looms and reeks fetid foot
seyour sumnder
and true a true and life finally I am here
Why I do Agree hat Literature wips whiplash running smooth as eggy green
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blootle
Staxi?

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[Anonymous No.6153027]

Oh Emma Stone,
And Emma's Tone
Brought me roughly
Home, with ohms
To spare, Two's pairs
Of Ellen Paige's
Pages, paged and aged
Gauged, engaged
Stone's Throne, in
Stone's throw of More's
Toed Toads. Morse Code.

[Anonymous No.6153047]

wok

ssss

[Anonymous No.6153080]

I had a teacher back in middle school and I must say I should like to imagine all my dirty scores of written thought. her ass was plump with wide hips and tight pants, she was in her thirties and somewhat southern. her ass was a drive of madness. I urged to get on my knees and bury my face between the twofold rotund cheeks and take a deep breath. I had once excused myself to her class just to sniff her chair when no one was there. oh I'd treat her nice I'd butter up and give her ass an arduous smack and lick the tight shithole of her bum. I didn't care if she bent over to pick up papers and fart I'd sniff the fart and allow it to settle within my mouth. acrid and foul I'm sure, but it's be worth tasting the wind from that roundaciously juicy rump. eh I wonder how she defecates, I should like to see it with my own eyes ahh just a peek!

[Anonymous No.6153090]

Green
Red
Eyes
Hair
Face in place
Maced, erased
Dotted the I,
Aye, it's I, It's done
Stone, tone
Eyes
Ayes
High
Ayyy

[Anonymous No.6153116]

>>6153090
sssshe she hah!
get get blhut so trut
my dear and fyer alike thee alien
beat but bot bop sususussu

Ideas flak in the seventh era of certain treck
so smooth and cold, clodden and clucking callously keen
sssososshe hah!
hah!
mat muh mire
blo blode blood and bone may heur meek
gees I'd tke sone to garvel and shotten plod her face
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j
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ssss

licys-

[Anonymous No.6153134]

>>6153116
>gees I'd tke sone to garvel and shotten plod her face

Couldn't have put it better myself.

[Anonymous No.6153157]

>>6153080
Sounds like Joyce

[Anonymous No.6153210]

I have transcended.

[Anonymous No.6153230]

>>6153210
˙pǝupǝɔusɐɹʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı.

Recommended literature: http://4chanlit.wikia.com/wiki/Recommended_Reading Ask for recommendations only once you have browsed the wiki. Looking for books? http://encyclopediadramatica.es/Bookz


R: 82 / I: 10

ACTUALLY GOOD WRITING THREAD: RULES 1) only post works that you believe are good 2) only post works that you have edited and drafted to a reasonable level of your abilities 3) no beginners or amateurs this criticism thread is for writers who have demonstrated some commitment and who have (hopefully) moved beyond the elementary stage there is a general critique thread here >>6148279 for all writing


R: 10

I came to a realization recently, and this is painful to admit as a master's student: I hate "intellectuals," and I hate university life even more. I can't be the only person here who has noticed that universities have become just another type of religion, can I? Everything about this scene smacks of a religion. The non-stop events and conferences that have no real purpose. The politics and propaganda you're bombarded with everywhere. The strict hierarchy, with full profs at the top, associate profs after that, grad students after that, down to, finally, the 'flock' (undergraduates). The obsession with morality and society's code of conduct, the constant monitoring of sex and social norms. Even tired, old, lifeless, grey haired profs harken back to priests of yesteryear. To me it all kind of smacks of a dead, lifeless old religious institution like the Catholic Church. And the funny part is, secular institutions as we think of them today, have only been around for a few hundred years. And yet this institution already seems so calcified. You can tell just by looking at a lot of the profs that their heart ain't really in it. The stench of bureaucracy everywhere is palpable. But even beyond the institution sucking, I just don't like most "intellectuals" as people. They're the most hypocritical class of human beings on the planet, and again, like priests, a lot of them specialize in using meaningless bullshit to mystify people. It's so depressing. And here I am heading into a career in this shit!


R: 216 / I: 87

American english is fucked up ive realized >how can minor and miner have different spellings and sound the same? >the same with the word mineral >how is mineral pronounced differently from miner , if they have the same first four letters? Pic unrelated


R: 38 / I: 2

What is the most insightful lesson(s) that a professor in real life has instilled in you? My English professor last semester told me the hallmark of a great writer or literary scholar is patience. Patience in analyzing each aspect of a text carefully and in following threads of thought as far as possible.


R: 217 / I: 93

What i read, what i saw, what i got.: I want some recommendations for some good books to read or audio books to listen to as I go to bed. I found that these threads are a good way to get them, and I

[Muck Bulligan !!ryE2gEjGbpu No.6153233]

>>6149468
i made two simple statements and you couldn't address either of them with the effort it took to quote and insult me?
>but i'm the idiot

[Anonymous No.6153323]

>>6153233
Muck Bulligan !!ryE2gEjGbpu 02/16/15(Mon)22:46:38 No.6153233▶

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>>6149468
i made two simple statements and you couldn't address either of them with the effort it took to quote and insult me?
>but i'm the idiot

i madsimple statements and you couldn't address either idiote two of tme?
>but i'm hem with the effort it took to quote and insult the


ʇoıpı ǝɥʇ ɯ,ı ʇnq>
¿ǝɯ ʇןnsuı puɐ ǝʇonb oʇ ʞooʇ ʇı ʇɹoɟɟǝ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ɯǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝɥʇıǝ ssǝɹppɐ ʇ,upןnoɔ noʎ puɐ sʇuǝɯǝʇɐʇs ǝןdɯıs oʍʇ ǝpɐɯ ı

[Anonymous No.6153624]

>>6153233

>felching a dog
>2912
>isacajewealackckckala

[Anonymous No.6154573]

Muh Em
Ma emm
A emma
Em a e
ma em
uh am
a ema
ma em

[Anonymous No.6154591]

>>6154573
i saw dead dogs decompose on the streets with a more pleasing visage

[Anonymous No.6154607]

>>6154591

Chonaic mé
aghaidh níos
taitneamhaí
síos ar na
sráideanna le
madraí marbh
taitneamhaí
síos ar na
taitne ar na
ar na sráid
sráideanna l

[Anonymous No.6154612]

I hav seen a visage
visaged visager
Voyage liege, viz:
age. A gee, gee
Ahh dog god saw
the Streets
DECOMPOSE-AH
Pleasing visage
Age, visor, visa
Visum, sore
Ore Whore
Sum dog, street
Saw awl paw

[Anonymous No.6154617]

>>6144318
Finnish is entirely phonetic. Also;
Howweh'gh abbouhttex weehe'gh wrighte leighcke thisseh aeinsztteade, souw weehe'gh seeiymex maehckxsimmallyeh'gh pre-tentscioousseh'gh aendeh'gh aeinckurre maehckxsimmallehe'gh de-ffaeckoulletteeiys onne thoouwsze traeiyeengge toouh'gh l'uearne theh'gh Aeiyngglueeshhe'gh l'aengguwadggeh?

[Anonymous No.6154619]

>>6154617

Did you just have a seizure and fall face first on your keyboard?

[Anonymous No.6154624]

>>6154617
man you gotta tell me about this new strain

[Anonymous No.6154625]

>>6154591
She has a rather dicktightening coldness about her.

Would have an arranged marriage in which we would look down on each other and have cutting battle of wit that would sometimes end up in angry sex with/10

[Anonymous No.6154682]

>>6154619
>>6154624
>>6154617
*"How about we write like this instead, so we seem maximally pretentious and incur maximal difficulties on those trying to learn the English language?"

Now you know how the rest of the world feels about English.

[Anonymous No.6154792]

>>6154682
gitmos

they're coming

the gitmos!

[Anonymous No.6154823]

>>6154682
>Now you know how the rest of the world feels about English.

nice try hombre, but im a polyglot.

[Anonymous No.6155075]

aligned glory over
Unvibration, red
Chakras fire
THIS IS THE REPORT
See wut je doin
SEE CEE SEA ZEE
Appokkalipps on Fin Lands
Hips. Stoneskinned,
Limbed and limned,
Glorious two timed
twice lined, limed
Sore eyes for blind man
In cheap shit soot
Suits you darling.
EYES ON THE PRISED PRIZE
Hair limned the green eyed
Poor Celine Thighs
Ally Bastared neck and lines

[Anonymous No.6155112]

>>6155075
What the chick actually look like

[Anonymous No.6155135]

Man, that goose shit
Stained, tained, Mon
Gooze, Frenchy told
The redheaded awe
Before the all, plexus
Bent before the awl
Shod, shot, mein
Guezes ist nicht
Kalt, Colt the Fall
Guy, Fall Guy-uh
Where are the obligatory
Jiggers, Guezes,
My mongooses,
Held, helden, helder
Nicht kalt, tzu Heisse
Rot, Root, Branched
Tongues, fork in lies
Green eyes, held and
Blinded blonde, blini
Festooned and stoned,
Stooped, Slopes, Sloop
Ship, Sheep, Shop
Shear, Sheer, Shoop.

[Anonymous No.6155162]

>>6154617

Is not and you would know this if you actually knew your shit. For instance, vihko vs tähkä have, ultimately, different allophones of 'h'. Very phonetic yes, entirely no.

[Anonymous No.6155171]

>>6143365
>how can read and read sound different?

I'd like to read this book.
I read that book when I was young.

[Anonymous No.6155172]

>>6155112
I'd bang the shit out of that monkey

[Anonymous No.6155431]

>>6155135
Do you hear yourself?

[Anonymous No.6155438]

>>6144663
No one actually pronounces 'Mine-or' like that in conversation. Its common to any language I expect, but english certainly. We take lots of shortcuts in speech where contextual clues give enough information to elucidate the actual meaning.

At least, that is the case on the British isles.

[Anonymous No.6155737]

Weaver, heaved, havered,
She'd aard Levered
Wavering, and larvaed
Inkling of a nary near.
Over here, we hear,
Over there, overhear
Where they wear the
Eared collar, coloured
Ear, hidden where the
Neck beckons at her
Beck and call, collared
I not her, not here, there
Heard, the herd, hard.

[Anonymous No.6156412]

>>6155438

It's not just shortcuts - if you look in the cambridge dictionary they're both pronounced maJ.nər

They're both pronounced the same, it's just to fuck foreigner's heads a bit while they learn.

[Anonymous No.6156518]

>>6155737
>that pic
>Heard, herd, hard

The third one.

[Anonymous No.6156568]

>>6156518

Yes, she's quite attractive.

[Anonymous No.6156697]

>>6156568
ʎǝs, sɥǝ's quıʇǝ ɐʇʇɹɐɔʇıʌǝ˙

Yes, esh's uqite arttactive.

Yes, esh's iqute aarteitctv.
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You have vandalized my heart, raped my soul, and torched my conscience. You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and defenseless people.

Do you know what it feels to be spit on your face and to have trash shoved down your throat? Do you know what it feels like to dig your own grave? Do you know what it feels like to have your throat slashed from ear to ear? Do you know what it feels like to be torched alive? Do you know what it feels like to be humiliated and be impaled upon on a cross? And left to bleed to death for your amusement? You have never felt a single ounce of pain your whole life. Did you want to inject as much misery in our lives as you can just because you can?...I didn't have to do this. I could have left. I could have fled. But no, I will no longer run. It's not for me. For my children, for my brothers and sisters that you fucked; I did it for them... When the time came, I did it. I had to...You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, but you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.

You had everything you wanted. Your Mercedes wasn't enough, you brats. Your golden necklaces weren't enough, you snobs. Your trust fund wasn't enough. Your Vodka and Cognac weren't enough. All your debaucheries weren't enough. Those weren't enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything.

-/
Subime lssst

[Anonymous No.6157542]

>>6156697
Lol dan esh
erehw dom lish slow din?
wor emit zim jick?
capt

T͔͈̜̯͟o̸̖̟͔͉̜͈ ̮̝̰͎̜̝i͔͓̬̲͈̲͘ņ͖̣̬̹̞͎v͉̭̗o͎̞̙̤̱̭k͏̳͚ę͓ ҉̠t̵̘h͏͉͕ͅe̦̠̰ ̖̖h̛̳͔i̠͕̗̭̪ͅv̬̭͡e̱̠̙̕-̞̲̦͘m͙̝͡į͖̩n̢̳d̵̗̟̹ ̻̯̱͎r̫͙̹̜e̼̖̹̯̮̻p̷̺͓͔ͅr͔͔̺̝e̫̜͎̙͍̻s̝̤e͖n͇͠t̸͓͇͖i̳̯̫͢n͎̟̤̯̱g͕̞̘̝̥̼ ̟̻c̩͕̬̤̩͝h͙a̫̱͔̣̬͇͠o̫̹͇͇̮͝s͎.̬̭͚͓͈
̶̦̥̞̦̬I̗̯͍̘͈n̙v̥͙̬̻͟o̰̯̯͉͈̹͡k̤̗ì̗̹̬͉͇̞̞n̸̼g͇ ̞̝͕̩͞t̪͈̙̥̪h̘ḛ̛̲̱͕͔̱ ̹̜̯f̛̲e̪̯̹̤̕ẹ̣l̜̼̩̠̩͜i̗͇ng͔̠̻͇̠ ̝̭̤̥o̶̙̭̬f҉̗̻͉̬̖ ̳͉̝̹̣c̡̭̘̫h̦͟a͇̱̫̯o͟s̰͠.̼͕̝̫̝̰͞
͉͔̙̩̤W̮̱̘̮̘ͅi̟t̺h̹̮̲ ̳͘o̥̹̫̭͕̺͚ư̦̲̰̳̪t͠ ̗̟̼̲ó̻̲̲͚͍͉̣r͞d̤̙̯̮͇͇͔e҉̥r̮ͅ.
̭̲̳T͉̜͕͉̦̞h͓̱͕̮̥e͕ ̨͎̯͎N͕e͙͜z͚̤̫͈̱͔̙p͎̺̘̹̻̰̘e҉̮̯̺̗͖rdi͞ͅa̖͎̥n̠ ̹̦͝ḩ͖̣͕i̢̫̗̯̩͉̲v̠̦͎̯̬͙ͅe̴̟̣̰̗̭̦̱-͉̤͙m̺͍̻̯̱i̸̺͙͔̝̭n̜̪̟d̰͉̫ ͎̣̹͍̖ọ͞f͙̬͜ ̺̝c̴͇h̷̞̻̟̰͖͇a̜̳o͇̙͖̙͍̙͜s̮͔.̛̦͕͖̳̭ ̸̜͔̰̣Z̞̺͉͉a̘l̻̭g̲͔ͅo.͙̯̻̤̹͖͘
̠̼̝̪̘͡H̢̘̟̱͙e͚̝͙͇̕ w͈̺̺̘͘h͎̱o ̟̩̙̭̰͇͝W̞̤̹͍̖̥a̳̺i̫̺̤̬͟t͔̤̥͜s̖͕̯͉̜̣͠ ̣̱͙̞̙B̢̯̙̥͔͎̞e̩͚̲͓̩̲͘h͚͞i̡͈̙͈̬̩n̵͚̮̲̘͇̠͙d̴ ͖̯̙̭̘T͔̬̲̰͘ͅh̝̠͕̪̬͢e̷ ͓̫͈͘ͅW͔̹a̴̖̦̳̙͚l̛̟̤̜l҉̘.͏̜̼͖̜͍
̠Z̢̲A̖͟LͅG͍͉̯O͇!̼

o(╥﹏╥)o

[Anonymous No.6157608]

this thread was great until the tryhards came along

[Anonymous No.6157624]

Ricky stop mopping my ass hair, where the fuck is my momo pussy baby?

[Anonymous No.6157712]

>>6157624
Nim boy lil' Nim nim cum here bobo?

[Anonymous No.6157861]

>>6157712
snug as a bear lol
ahh.

[Anonymous No.6157908]

This thread is fucking retarded. If you think it's at all good, why not go to the board that is 100% of this stuff over at >>>/s4s/. It's identical to this

[Anonymous No.6157940]

>>6157908
Why don't you?

[Anonymous No.6157944]

>>6157940
lol nana

[Anonymous No.6158428]

Full vulpine, face tensed,
Intense and full pined, heel
held, healed, eel twitches
Skirts the hem, defines the him
Hemmer, emmer, a lemma
With horn withdrawn, sounds
Abound, zounds, wounds, wound
Around, held grounded,
Crowned, downed, impounded.
This tone is done, the town
Owes nowt to the low, hair
Streaks the point of chin,
Shines towards the joint,
Sweeps easy gainst the
Hollow, holds, held, heeled.

[Anonymous No.6158700]

Banana is the worst word in English: Three "A"s, all differently pronounced, no accents or orthography to tell you how to say it, so all foreigners look like cunts, which is how it should be.

And that's even before you get to place names like Leicester and Towcester.

[Anonymous No.6158820]

Sung, sang never singed
In song the singer, Wined,
Wronged, wringed, rung and
Runed, Mooned for
Moons of months and hours
Never ours, always lour,
Lower over all, a broken tower,
Tool for the toil of fools,
Overall, Rules broken, torn overalls,
Tawny, freckled, pips against the
Skin, peals rage forth,
Banana peel and man appeal,
Third, Descant, Decanted into
Counted countries, counties,
Duty into bounty, astounds
A town. Hounded into song,
Houred, and bounded with verse,
Toured and un-poored, whored
Awed and unpoured, rebounded.

[Anonymous No.6158847]

>255
>71

how sweet life as a NEET must be

[Anonymous No.6158944]

>>6158847

ဘယ်လောက်ချိုမြိန်ဘဝ NEET မဖြစ်မနေအဖြစ်

[Anonymous No.6159012]

the white door, boots and shoes rest at the base, a bin contains dry orange peels, dental flossers, semen, lube, tissues, packing plastic, plastic wrappers, cardboard, with a pen lying down, beneath a book, integrated korean, atop the dark double cabinet desk, holding up my television, better known now as black canvas, placed upon the left half, holding up deodorant, hard drives, cameras, knives, from taking up the countertop of wires, cords, bits of oranges, horse-shoes of dental flossers, nail clippings, grounds of coffee, underneath a pepsi mug, full of water, spilled onto the laptop now, with grime, dust, crimson lighted, glowing letters, humming fans - to cool my hands, while typing keys to form new lines, i give you this prison of mine

[Anonymous No.6159016]

>>6158700

Kibworth Beauchamp,

[Anonymous No.6159077]

>>6159012
10/10

[Anonymous No.6159238]

45-0-0-607. The moon had just been inseminated when I managed to take him by surprise while he was hurling pieces of shipwreck into my yard. Little fucker didn't explain how temperature affected my earwig's consciousness and safely vanished at the terminal point of the microalgae field.

[Anonymous No.6159322]

>>6159238

Trying exceptionally hard.

[Anonymous No.6161227]

Strewn, sconced and sconed,
Schooner, sooner, sure as
Treacle is a winner, conned
and lead, deceived and wed
Dead deed, well-read but still fled
Dreaded, Deflead, Reveal, unveil,
remains stay reminders instead.

[Anonymous No.6161241]

FUCK THIS SHIT YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
SEE HOW I'm TAKING UP SPACE SO YOU NOTICE ME
MY PUSSY IS WET WITH FEAR
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.6161251]

>>6161241

>doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.6161302]

>>6161251


I met her in a club down in North Soho

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola

See-O-L-A cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.

I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,

But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,

Under electric candlelight,

She picked me up and sat me on her knee,

And said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,

But when I looked in her eyes,

Well I almost fell for my Lola,

Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola lo lo lo lo Lola lo lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.

I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.

I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.

And I always want it to be that way for my Lola.

Lo lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,

Except for Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week before,

And I've never ever kissed a woman before,

But Lola smiled and took me by the hand,

And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,

But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,

And so is Lola.

Lo lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola.
Lola lo lo lo lo Lola. Lola lo lo lo lo Lola

[Anonymous No.6161312]

>>6161302

Best version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVv2nCyyVHg

[Anonymous No.6162022]

wow!

[Anonymous No.6162028]

>>6161302
>Well I left home just a week before,
>And I've never ever kissed a woman before,

The /lit/ theme tune, even with the necessary juicy traps.

[Anonymous No.6162045]

>>6162028

/lit/ hasn't left home.

[Anonymous No.6162051]

>>6161302
>I met her in a club down in North Soho

It's old soho. Soho means South Holborn, so you can't really have north soho. North Soho is just Holborn. Or Ho, I guess.

[Anonymous No.6162073]

I'm the urban space man, baby; I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I'm makin' out
I'm all about

(instrumental)

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place

I'm the urban spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?
I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube

I'm the urban spaceman, baby; here comes the twist--
I don't exist

[Anonymous No.6162076]

>>6162051
What if it's the northern part of South Holborn?

[Anonymous No.6162082]

>>6162076

Then it's the West End.

Confusing, I know.

[Anonymous No.6162101]

>>6162073
I can't read the street signs running around screaming Maltese Falcon at the villagers whoops!
What do you want?
God there's poo poo everywhere gum me down down lol.
Last I heard Andy went to Alabama gonna make meth with his whore Tammy.

[Anonymous No.6162104]

>>6162073

Best version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32XD75oZ__k

[Anonymous No.6162123]

>>6162101
Ї ©ÆÑ'τ ҐEÆÐ τĦE ŠτҐEEτ ŠЇζÑŠ ҐυÑÑЇÑζ ÆҐΘυÑÐ Š©ҐEÆMЇÑζ MÆᄂτEŠE FÆᄂ©ΘÑ Æτ τĦE ¥ЇᄂᄂÆζEҐŠ wĦΘΘǷŠ!
wĦÆτ ÐΘ yΘυ wÆÑτ?
ζΘÐ τĦEҐE'Š ǷΘΘ ǷΘΘ E¥EҐywĦEҐE ζυM ME ÐΘwÑ ÐΘwÑ ᄂΘᄂ.
ᄂÆŠτ Ї ĦEÆҐÐ ÆÑÐy wEÑτ τΘ ÆᄂÆþÆMÆ ζΘÑÑÆ MÆズE MEτĦ wЇτĦ ĦЇŠ wĦΘҐE τÆMMy.

[Anonymous No.6162138]

Turpentine and dandelion wine
I've turned the corner and I'm doin' fine
Shootin' at the birds on the telephone line
Pickin' 'em off with this gun of mine

I got a fire in my belly
And a fire in my head
Goin' higher and higher
Until I'm dead

Sister Sue, she's short and stout
She didn't grow up, she grew out
Mama says she's plain but she's just bein' kind
Papa thinks she's pretty but he's almost blind

Don't let her out much 'cept at night
But I don't care 'cause I'm all right
Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home
And the young folks roll on the floor
Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home

Keep them hard times away from my door
Brother Gene, he's big and mean
And he don't have much to say
He had a little woman who he whupped each day

But now she's gone away
He got drunk last night
Kicked mama down the stairs
But I'm all right so I don't care

[Anonymous No.6162145]

>>6162138
I'm so tired of getting nowhere. I honor you and will think of you in only the kindest ways.

[Anonymous No.6162152]

>>6162145
lol going to Sams Club buying huge boxes of tampons.
hmmm

[Anonymous No.6162158]

what the living breathing fuck is going on here jesus

[Anonymous No.6162165]

>>6162158
Want some tampons?

[Anonymous No.6162167]

>>6162165
Katie stuck them in her hoo hoo with the tampon baby inside lol

[Anonymous No.6162177]

>>6162167
Katie bitch dead now ain't she?

[Anonymous No.6162185]

If this thread were a building, I would fuck everybody in it.

[Anonymous No.6162196]

>>6162177
Yeah, just keep drinking that Tamiflu little boy.

[Anonymous No.6162212]

>>6156697
>>6155737
>>6158428
>>6158820
How do I make sex with her?

[Anonymous No.6162217]

>>6162212
I would also like to sex with her, we could have bing bang together!

[Anonymous No.6162230]

>>6143365
How the fuck can you British motherfuckers not pronounce the "R" in "CAR" (you say "Cahhh") but then you ADD FUCKING R'S INTO WORDS THAT DON'T HAVE THEM!!! ("BA-NAR-NAH")??

[Anonymous No.6162246]

>>6144947
lol best post of the whole weird thread.

[Anonymous No.6162255]

>>6162212

Make sects, sexed and sacked,
Hickory, Chicory, docked and
Darkened in the potted, holed
And pitted hidings of a humble
Tumble, held honest, helled,
Hulled, that strawberry abetted,
Tangled tresses, stressed,
Distressed and stressors,
Dessert and desert, rested
Restrained and then restained
Through a blonding, bonding
To a keratin, carrot in, carotene
Restokes the eye, brings light
To night, Eight to late. Mated
We tumble to the tumbril, humbled

[Anonymous No.6162262]

>>6162230
нow тнɘ ʇυɔʞ ɔɒи γoυ dяiтiƨн мoтнɘяʇυɔʞɘяƨ иoт qяoиoυиɔɘ тнɘ "я" iи "ɔɒя" (γoυ ƨɒγ "ɔɒннн") dυт тнɘи γoυ ɒbb ʇυɔʞiиϱ я'ƨ iитo woяbƨ тнɒт boи'т нɒvɘ тнɘм!!! ("dɒ-иɒя-иɒн")??

[Anonymous No.6162279]

>>6162262
Just remember you sit below no above.
Lulu needs as well.

[Anonymous No.6162297]

>>6162255
Fuck Emma Steve's family!
I hope they have tons of cardboard boxes fall on them!

lol lil dint

[Anonymous No.6162352]

Cartons in cartoons, foaled
Into a fall, corrugations held
and pent into a wholed hole,
Pitching onto pitch, patched
Into homes, honed into a
Homing bringing kin and kindred
Into kith, beknown and yet
uncouth and there is
No couth no more, your locks
Cannot be shevelled, couched is
Couth, only as in kent,
Beknown, a noun unknown,
Kenning in it's cunning, hidden,
Its hide aside, there is no edit
Before editor, ahead it, head it
In son, edit tins on shelves
Put it through, thoroughly, run
Onto it, on two. It. is my
Stinting trepidity, domitable, nocent
And nonexistant named I give to you.

[Anonymous No.6162362]

>>6162020

Send me spinning like a new girl lol

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https://bo𝔞rds.𝟺ch𝔞n.org/lit/thre𝔞d/𝟼𝟷𝟼𝟷𝟿𝟹𝟷/wh𝔞ts-this-book-like#p𝟼𝟷𝟼𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶

Send me spinning like 𝔞 new girl lol

https://БФΛЯÐs.4ϾhΛЛ.ФЯg/Łłt/thЯΞΛÐ/6161931/ШhΛts-thłs-БФФК-ŁłКΞ#p6162020

SΞЛÐ mΞ spłЛЛłЛg ŁłКΞ Λ ЛΞШ głЯŁ ŁФŁ

[Anonymous No.6162391]

Goodnight moon

[Anonymous No.6162398]

>>6162391
okay why?
Please respond in time.

[Anonymous No.6162591]

Yes?

[Anonymous No.6162614]

>>6162591
lol my dads at a slam poetry show right now.
Working a part time gig as a barista right now, my volvo fucking stinks like braids, god. If god up in heaven looking at me, please call brad about that acting job at the Mistro Keep (southern cali)
please.

[Anonymous No.6162678]

>>6162614
>>6162614
wow an Italian dream team, all my favorite stars in one bukkake shot.

[Anonymous No.6162693]

>>6145071
That sounds like a problem to me!

[Anonymous No.6162876]

>>6147649
Look, all I need to know is: it makes me feel alive, sí?

[Anonymous No.6163010]

>le postmodernism meme XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.6163232]

>>6163010

where?

[Anonymous No.6163262]

>>6162104

wtf is going on in pic related? It seems like visual counterpoint to the thread.

[Anonymous No.6163279]

There is no culture is my brag,
Your taste for bullshit reveals a lust for a home of office
This is the home of the vain!
This is the home of the vain!

Where are the obligatory niggers?
Hey there fuckface!
Hey there fuckface!
There are twelve people in the world

The rest are paste
This is the home of the vain!
This is the home of the vain!
I just left the hotel amnesia, I had to go there

Where it is I can't remember,
But now I can remember, now I can remember
Hafta! hafta!
Message for yer! message for yer!

Too much reliance on girl here
On girls here, behind every shell-actor
Snobbier snobbier
Too much romantic here

I destroy romantics, actors,
Kill it!
Kill it!
Kill it a!

Kill it!
Kill it a!
You won't find anything more ridiculous, than this new profile
Razor unit, made with the highest british attention to the

Wrong detail, become obsolete units surrounded by hail.
The classical!
The classical!
The classical!

Hotel aggro!
Message for yer! message for yer!
The classical!
Poleaxe a!

One of the millennium of conspiracy,
Forever,
I know it means a lot of stomach gas,
I know it means a lot of stomach gas,

I've never felt better in my life
I've never felt better in my life
Poleaxe a!
The classical!

Stomach gas
I've never felt better in my life
I've never felt better in my life
Poleaxe a!

Millennium of conspiracy
Play out classical
I've never felt better in my life
Better in my life

[Anonymous No.6163488]

we are autosaging
this thread will die soon
rucSa

[Anonymous No.6164314]

To the realm of warosu dal fotllywatoo go.