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>Last book you read is now part of the Harry Potter series and it is called Harry Potter and...

>> No.6141381

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the History of Sexuality: Volume I

Oh, my...

>> No.6141382

>Harry Potter and the Barchester Towers

>> No.6141386

>>6141373
Harry Potter and Portnoy's Complaint
I would love to read that

>> No.6141387

The Revolt of the Angels

>> No.6141389
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Harry Pothead and the Stoner

>> No.6141393

Harry Potter and the Bone Clocks.
Actually sounds like it could be real

>> No.6141395

Harry Potter and the Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>> No.6141397
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Harry Potter and the self referential loop.

That actually doesn't sound too uniteresting.

>> No.6141398

Harry Potter and the Child of God, by Cormac McRowling.

This gon be gud

>> No.6141400

>>6141381
how did you end to read the History of Sexuality?

>> No.6141402

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and the Main Currents of Marxism
Sounds like a documentary

>> No.6141412

>>6141400
What?

>> No.6141416
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Harry Potter and the face of battle

>> No.6141418

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Psychopath Test

sounds pretty good actually. i bet a bunch of hufflepuffs would get killed. probably one or two defence against the dark arts masters, too

>> No.6141419

Harry Potter and Iphigenia

>> No.6141421

>>6141412
why do you read the History of Sexuality in multiple volumes?

>> No.6141423

Harry Potter and the Psycho

>> No.6141428

Harry Potter and the Decline and Fall of the British Empire

>> No.6141430

Harry Potter and The Gift of Death by Derrida Rowling

sounds good actually

>> No.6141435

Harry Potter and Housekeeping

>> No.6141445

Harry Potter and the Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft.

>> No.6141446

Harry Potter and the God Emperor of Dune

I'm not sure that's possible as the two series' mythologies contradict each other.

>> No.6141449

Harry Potter and his portrait as a young wizard

>> No.6141454
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Harry Potter and The Leg.

Sounds like a masterpiece.

>> No.6141460

Harry Potter and Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil

This isn't bad.

>> No.6141462

hehe

A Portrait of Harry Potter as a Young Man

which, you could definitely argue that Rowling was advised by Joyce's characterization of the adolescent-boarding school setting

>> No.6141475

>>6141373

Harry Potter and The Angelmaker

Sounds OK. DONUT STEEL ROWLING TOTALLY ORIGINUL IDER.

>> No.6141478

>>6141373
The Rainbow of Gravity

>> No.6141492

>>6141373

Harry Potter and the Women.
Guess Harry gets old too.

>> No.6141502

>>6141421
Do you even Foucault?

>> No.6141508

Harry Potter and the Missing Person

It works guise

>> No.6141509
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>>6141373
Harry potter and moby dick. Sounds like a garbage crossover like alien vs predator...

>> No.6141510

Harry Potter and the Black Book. Now that's a baller title.

>> No.6141529

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and...
...your mom's girlyparts.

>> No.6141547

>>6141478
This anon understands, reverse the order in every "of" combo. HP and the Sexuality of History, HP and the Dick of Moby, the Empire of Fall, Battle of Face etc.

>> No.6141554

Harry Potter and the Big Machine

Harry becomes a black, middle-aged toilet cleaner and spends the entire book crying about his heroin addiction.

>> No.6141587

Harry Potter and the Unbearable Lightness of Being

>> No.6141598

>>6141587

Harry Potter and Swing Under the Nazis.

>this sounds interesting.

>> No.6141603

>>6141502
No

>> No.6141609

>>6141373
do plays count?

>> No.6141611

>>6141428
Niall Ferguson?

>> No.6141615

>>6141373

>Harry Potter and Labyrinths and Other Stories.

Surprisingly works well, them main plot would be Harry, Ron and Hermione being trapped in a magical labyrinth while telling famous wizards stories.

>> No.6141616

Harry Potter and the Last Days of Socrates

>> No.6141617

>>6141373
Harry Potter and Trial and Death of Socrates

>> No.6141622

Harry Potter and the Legacy of Totalitarianism in a Tundra

>> No.6141623

>>6141616
My nigga

>> No.6141627

Harry Potter and the Gulag Archipelago (Volume II).

>> No.6141628

Harry Potter and the Journey To The End of the Night.

I would read that

>> No.6141629

Harry Potter and The Heart of Darkness

actually sounds like it'd be pretty good

>> No.6141630

>>6141622
Wow what a brilliant idea, /lit/ should totally write this.
And he got dubs as well.

>> No.6141644

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Season of Migration to the North. Tayeb Salih

>> No.6141645

>>6141509
lol

Harry Potter and Ada
would have been better as Harry Potter and Lolita

>> No.6141649
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Harry Potter and the Storm of Iron

>> No.6141650

Harry Potter and The Annihilation - jk rowling/ jeff vandermeer

>> No.6141652

Harry Potter and Mein Kampf
Harry Potter and the Holy Quran
Harry Potter and Midnights Children
Harry Potter and the Republic
Harry Potter and The Sound & the Fury
Harry Potter and the Song of Roland
Harry Potter and the House on the Borderland
Harry Potter and Valerie and her Week of Wonders
Harry Potter and the Pendragon Legend

>> No.6141659

>>6141373
Harry Potter and Hadji Murad
Hadji Murad with magic would've been pretty sweet.

>> No.6141660

>>6141373
Harry Potter and The Stranger

>> No.6141677
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>>6141373
>Harry Potter and the Fungi from Yuggoth.
I'm down with that

>> No.6141679

Harry Potter and the Mason of Dixon
Perhaps, perhaps

>> No.6141680

harry potter and the counterfeiters

>> No.6141681
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6141681

>Harry Potter and the History of Western Philosophy

>> No.6141690

>>6141652
>Harry Potter and the Holy Quran
Yes. Make it a book where Harry and his friends convert to Islam and befriend a bunch of Paki immigrants. This culminates in Harry and friends going on the Hajj.

>> No.6141691
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>Harry Potter and the Interpretation of Dreams

>> No.6141692
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>>6141677
I'm in.

>> No.6141693

Harry Potter and the Brotherhood of Flying Monks
(Metin Arditi)

>> No.6141695

Harry Potter and Modernism as a Philosophical Problem

>> No.6141713

>Harry Potter and Mother Night
Sounds like a TV show.

>> No.6141716

Harry Potter and the David Foster Wallace Reader

>> No.6141717

Harry Potter and The Wild Geese

par for the course, i should think, at least as far as her titles go.

>> No.6141729

Harry Potter and the Heart of Darkness

>> No.6141731

>>6141716
>David Foster Wallace Reader
>Reader

can you even be any more pleb than that? I can't imagine what you'd do to get lower.

>> No.6141738

>>6141731
It was a Christmas gift.

Except for the completely fucking retarded move of including certain chapters from his novels (I can't possibly see the point of this), it's a pretty nice selection of his short stories and nonfiction.

>> No.6141740

Hagrid and the art of motorcycle maintenance

Would read

>> No.6141751
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Harry Potter and the Rape of Lucrece

>> No.6141756

>>6141751
What the fuck, someone shopped Shiggy Man into Astral Weeks?

Even Van Morrison isn't safe from Jaypeg CostanzaFace.

>> No.6141776
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>>6141373

>Harry Potter and The Goshawk

when harry realizes owls a shit and gets a Goshawk instead

>> No.6141803

>>6141509
Harry Potter and the whale

>> No.6141808

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the King in Yellow

Along the shore the cloud waves break,
The twin suns sink behind the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Hogwarts.

>> No.6141809

>>6141740
Harry Potter and the Sex Motorcycle

>You got a pussy in that thing, Voldemort?
>haha, good one, Harry

>> No.6141817

Harry Potter and shades of gray
I wish i was joking.

>> No.6141818

Harry Potter and the Harry potter and the Philosophers stone

>> No.6141825

Harry Potter and Dr Humbert. I think this has some potential.

>> No.6141830

Harry Potter and the Diary of a Young Girl

>> No.6141832

Harry Potter and the House of Leaves. This sounds entertaining.

>> No.6141850

Harry Potter and the Unfinished Book

>> No.6141851

>>6141373
Harry Potter and UBIK.

>> No.6141853

>Harry Potter and Fear and Trembling

Alright, take my money.

>> No.6141856

>>6141373
Harry Potter and Notes from Underground

>> No.6141871

Harry Potter and The Gnostic Bible

hmm...I can see it unfortunately

>> No.6141997

Harry Potter and Klaus Klump: Two Men

>> No.6142002

Harry Potter and Hell's Angels

Would read

>> No.6142007

Harry Potter and The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay

>> No.6142008

>Harry Potter Against the Method.

kek

>> No.6142013

>>6141393
... Me too... You're not in a graduate English class are you?

>> No.6142029

Harry Potter and Margarita by J. Khail Rowlgakov

Wolandmort doesn't stand a chance.

>> No.6142038

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Justice for Hedgehogs

>> No.6142041

Harry Potter and the Lord Jim

>> No.6142053

Harry Potter and the Abstract Harmonic Analysis

i don't really know what to say

>> No.6142065

Harry Potter and the Heart of Darkness

>> No.6142081

Harry Potter and the Little Prince

>> No.6142085

Harry Potter and The Christian Mystics

>> No.6142111
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Harry Potter and the Child of God

Potter raised his arms and opened the portal and without breathing he passed through it. Hogwarts was behind him, now gone. The portal closed behind him and Potter now found himself in a large forest with trees that stood tall like the spires of some gothic church organ and the ground was a kaleidoscope of reds and oranges and browns.
A man approached him. A haggard man of Saxon and Celtic bloods. A child of god much like Harry mayhaps. The mans name was Lester Ballard.
Ballard stooped before Potter and blinked. He was chewing on something, turned his head, spat, passed the back of his hand across his mouth.
The fuck are you? Ballard said.
Oii, cheerio, where am I, good sir?
What the fuck are you talkin so funny.
Oi, mate, my names arry, would you be so kind as to tell me where I am, good chap?
Ballard chews, leveling Potter with his eyes. In one hand he holds a rifle. In the other he holds a heavy bloodstained sack. Ballard drops the sack, slings the rifle over his shoulder, then walks up to Potter and grabs him by the sides of his head and begins kissing him.
OI MATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Ballard kissed Potter hard. Their teeth scraped against one another. Potter tried to fight, but Ballard is too strong. Ballard punched Potter to the ground and shot him dead, blood spraying in the leaves and the pine needles and the honeysuckle like a maroon portrait of death. Ballard breathed heavily, licking his teeth. Then he reslung his rifle over his shoulder and unbuttoned his trousers and began fucking Potter's corpse in the ass. When he finished he pulled out and gripped himself hard and sprayed his jissum all over Potter's thigh.
Fuckin fags, Ballard muttered, buttoning up his trousers.

>> No.6142117

>Harry Potter and the Critique of Pure Reason
Isn't there some fanfic that has a not too dissimilar title? They wrote it to make Harry more logical in his adventures or something.

>> No.6142134

Harry Potter, No Longer Human

>> No.6142176

Harry Potter, the Son of God, and the Whore of Babylon.

>> No.6142192

>Harry Potter and The Will You Please Be Quiet, Please?

>> No.6142201

Harry Potter and the Plague

>> No.6142206

Portrait of the Wizard as a Young Man

>> No.6142219

Harry Potter and the Transcendentalist Hermit

>> No.6142234

Harry Potter and the Teachings of Buddha

>> No.6142246

>>6142111
And they are crashing, the plane slamming under the bullets and the mercenaries grinning hideously over their hired guns. Towering over them all is the mosquito man and he is naked and dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the hotheads, huge and pale and extremely painful, like a big guy. They expect one of us in the wreckage, he says. He says the fire rises. He bows to the soldiers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite for you. He wafts his mask and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the CIA agents and he swings about and takes possession of Doctor Pavel and he pirouettes and makes a crash, two crashes, shooting a man and throwing him out of a plane at once. His mercenaries are light and don't fly so good. There are no survivors. He says that the fire rises. He dances in light and shadow and he is a big guy. There are no survivors in the plane. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never crash.

-Bravo Nolan, "Big Guy Meridian"

>> No.6142250

Harry Potter and the City and the Stars

>> No.6142253

Harry Potter and the Dubliners

>> No.6142274

>Harry Potter and the Third Policeman

Harry Potter goes to hell and has bizarre aimless conversations?

>> No.6142309

>>6141373
harry potter and the the bible.

He gets killed because wizards are evil

>> No.6142331

>Harry Potter and the Pale King
sound like a pretty legitimate title to me

>> No.6142335

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the beach murder of nihilism.

>> No.6142347
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>Harry Potter and the Ego Tunnel
>Harry Potter and the Trial
>Harry Potter and the House of Leaves
>Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible No-Good, Very Bad Day
>Harry Potter and The Infernal Desire Machines of Doctor Hoffman
>Harry Potter and the Books of Blood
>Harry Potter and the Nightmare Factory
>Harry Potter and the Satanic Verses
>Harry Potter and the Misleadingly Titled Joke Book That Eventually Reaches a Conclusion

>> No.6142350

>>6141373

Harry Potter and Don Quixote.

>> No.6142362

Harry Potter and The Possibility of an Island

>> No.6142364

Harry Potter and the Gravity's Rainbow.

>> No.6142374

Harry Potter and the Ego and Its Own
Harry Potter and the Count of Monte Cristo

>> No.6142375

Harry Potter in a time of chlorea

>> No.6142379
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>Harry Potter and the Invitation to a Beheading

>> No.6142380

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and Lolita

>> No.6142385

Harry Potter and Twelve Angry Men

>> No.6142410

Harry Potter and The Sun Also Rises

>Crew goes to Spain
>Hermione loves Harry but keeps fooling with Rony
>Malfoy becomes a torero
>Neville acompain us and keeps stalking Hermione

>> No.6142412
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Harry Potter and the name of the wind

>> No.6142416

Harry Potter and the 120 days of Sodom

>> No.6142457

>Harry Potter and A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

I like where this is going.

>> No.6142464

Harry Potter and Crime and Punishment.

Sounds like a shitty mouthful of a title.

>> No.6142484

>>6141373

Harry Potter and the Seven Pillars of Wisdom.

Join Harry and gang on a wonderful wizard romp around the Arabian peninsula as they battle the evil Ottoman empire and plant the seeds of Arab nationalism!

>> No.6142507

Harry Potter in the Shadow of the Sword

>> No.6142514

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the High-Rise

>> No.6142535
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Harry Potter and the Nicomachean Ethics

>> No.6142546

>>6141373

Harry Potter and The Edge of The World

>> No.6142594

Harry Potter and the beta italian

>> No.6142617

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Slaver Stasis Box.

>> No.6142623

Harry Potter and Fascism in Itlay.

>> No.6142633

>>6142535
This actually sounds great, 9/10 fantasy would read any day. (Wonder how powerful the nicomacheans were as wizards.)

>> No.6142687

Harry Potter and Amerika

>> No.6142740

Harry Potter and the Jew Burning Nigger Machine

>> No.6142750

>The Life and Opinions of Harry Potter, Wizard.

What would Uncle Vernon's hobby-horse be?

>> No.6142852

>>6141373
Harry Potter and The Aleph
Would read.

>> No.6142859

Harry Potter and but so Tennis

>> No.6142881

Harry Potter and a Journey Through Genius.
It's apparently about a wizard that visits historical mathematicians and observes their life whilst doing proofs.
Emma Watson comes out and has hundreds of Greek orgies.
She, of course, can't attend schools or pursue academic interests because women are for fucking only.
I am loving this book better than the originals.

>> No.6143053

>>6141373
Harry Potter and Augustus.
Get ready for some boylove

>> No.6143063

Harry Potter and I Shiggy Diggy Doo

>> No.6143078
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>harry potter and the harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

>> No.6143093

Harry Potter and the Catch of 22

>> No.6143094

>>6141373
Harry Potter and Gravity's Rainbow

Topkek

>> No.6143095

Harry Potter and the Art of Dramatic Writing

>> No.6143115

>Harry Potter and the Hundred Years of Solitude

I'd read the fuck out of that.

>> No.6143840

Harry Potter and the Glass Bead Game

>would read

>> No.6143843

>>6142859
loled

>> No.6143861

>>6141373
Harry Potter and Mastering Adobe FrameMaker

probably wouldn't be all that great
still better than the goblet of fire tho

>> No.6143866
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Harry Potter and the Bible

>> No.6143894

>>6141373
Harry Potter and Macbeth

That might just be interesting.

also based Shostakovich, nice job OP

>> No.6143915

Harry Potter And Memories of Ice

>> No.6143937

>>6141373
>harry potter and the fugitive
huh, that actually works kindof.

but not as
>harry potter and in search of lost time volume 6

>> No.6143991

Harry Potter and the Revised Latin Primer

>> No.6144228

Harry Potter and the Two gentlemen of Verona

Harry Potter and the Silmarillion (HP & the silmarils?)

Harry Potter and the Black Company

Harry Potter and the Drawing of the Three

I'd read them.

>> No.6144230

>>6143937
Macbeth killed dumbledor

>> No.6144267
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>Harry Potter and the Mountains of Madness

>> No.6144272

>>6141373
Harry Potter, or l'Optisme

>> No.6144276

>>6144272
Harry Potter and the KCUF Broadcast

>> No.6144289

>>6143937
harry potter and the search for lost time
mad time turners and shit
would read

>> No.6144365

>>6141373

Harry Potter and Finnegans Wake?

Um.

>> No.6144375

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and An Outline of French History

>> No.6144378

Harry Potter and the Kiddy Diddler

I mean Lolita

>> No.6144388

>>6142464
Harry Potter, and Crime, and Punishment.

>> No.6144419

> Harry Potter and Operating System Concepts

Why am I on /lit?

>> No.6144454

Harry Potter and the Sorrow of War.

Fifteen years after the war with Voldemort Harry is finding it increasingly difficult to adapt to normal life. As he grows increasingly estranged from his wife and children he begins working on a manuscript recounting his time at Hogwarts, in all of its gory, horrific detail.

>“The ones who loved war were not the young witches and wizards but the others like the professors, middle-aged men with fat bellies and short legs. Not the ordinary children."

>> No.6144464

>>6144454
>"Hermione had saved fifteen sick and wounded from certain death by first casting reducto on the dog, silencing it, then diverting the patrol from the trail which would have led directly to the sick and wounded students, who were almost powerless to defend themselves against such fit, well-armed death eaters"

>> No.6144503

MAJOR TARGET
Instagram: @miggy.miggs dont let this little piece of shit's pale feed, selfies, and happy looking friends fool you. He suffers from a SHIT TON of depression. V wants him gone and out of the way TONIGHT. Ugly, gay looking kids like him dont deserve to live

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>>6141373

Harry Potter and the Book of Wrathful Chaos.

>> No.6144552
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>Harry Potter and the Confederacy of Dunces

I'd give it a shot

>> No.6144554

Harry Potter and the Prince

lmfao at how lame this title is considering how one of the books is already named

>> No.6144586

Harry Potter and All the Pretty Horses

Not bad

>> No.6144588

Harry Potter and the Nightmares and Dreamscapes by Stephen King.

Sounds fairly normal for Harry.

>> No.6144591

>>6141373
Harry potter and the name of the wind

>> No.6144595

Harry Potter and Epistemology.

>> No.6144598

>>6141502
>Do you even Foucault?
truly this is tumblr the board

>> No.6144601

>>6144588
Such short stories include:
Dolan's Flying Cadillac
Suffer the Little House Elves
The Knight Flier
My Pretty Hippogriff
The House on Grimmauld Place
Barty Crouch End

>> No.6144610

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and Billy's life through time, aliens, WW2, the Holocaust and the irony of the universe.

>> No.6144619

Not a book, but

Harry Potter and the Kreutzer Sonata

>> No.6144621

ITT: the most boring collection of books ever collected by man

>> No.6144628

>>6144595
Harry Potter dances with Wolves featuring Kevin Costner as Poter with all Indians played by alen rickman.

>> No.6144637

Harry potter and the stephanwolf

>> No.6144642

>>6143991
Nice

>> No.6144644

Harry Potter and the Spring Snow

>> No.6144650

>>6144621
>ITT: the most boring collection of books ever collected by man + 1 worthless shitposter
FTFY

>> No.6144654

>>6141649
Harry Potter and the Codex: Astartes

>> No.6144656

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

>> No.6144681

>>6141627
Would read.

>> No.6144707
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Harry Potter and the Gift of Fear.


Harry learns to never, ever doubt his intuition.

>> No.6144729

Harry Potter and the city of fools wherein potter has to urinate throughout and snape drives without a seatbelt.

>> No.6144740

>>6144729
Harry Potter and the Witches Tit.
The brass bra trilogy.

>> No.6144750

>>6141373
>>6141373
Harry Potter and The Citadel of the Autarch.

>> No.6144777

Harry Potter and the Turn of the Screw.

I'd read it.

>> No.6144782

Harry Potter enters the Hot Zone

>> No.6144943

Harry Potter and the Futurological Congress.

>> No.6145010

>>6141373

Harry Potter and the Making of the English Working Class.

I guess Ron's family are involved, from a long line of socialist activists.

The Gryffindor flag
is deepest red
it shrouded oft our martyr'd dead
and ere their limbs grew stiff and cold
their hearts' blood dyed its every fold

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>Harry Potter and the Conspiracy Against the Human Race.

Hah! That sounds amazing.

>> No.6145016

Harry Potter and Sodom and Gomorrah.

>> No.6145020

Harry Potter and the Underworld

>> No.6145037

>>6145015
...I wanna fuck Chaika.

>> No.6145208

>>6141373
Harry Potter and a Darkling Plain

>> No.6145219

>>6141373
Don Quixote: A muggels struggle against enchanters

>> No.6145228

>>6145219
Seems I didn't read the thread.
>Harry Potter and Don Quixote.

>> No.6145242

Harry Potter and the bluest of Eyes.

>> No.6145278

Hasanboğuldu

>> No.6145285

Harry Potter and The Wild Duck

>> No.6145293

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and the Underworld
This sounds like it could be an actual book in the series

>> No.6145312

>Harry Potter and the Blood Meridian
OR
Harry Potter and the Evening Redness in the west

>> No.6145326

Harry Potter and the Native Son.

Harry accidentally smothers Hermoine with magic and is accused of rape. Blames it on the moogles

>> No.6145374
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Harry Potter and the Ghosts of Bronze

>> No.6145384

Harry Potter and the Jewish Question

>> No.6145386

Harry Potter In the Shadow of Young Girls in Flower

>> No.6145390

>>6145312
kek

>> No.6145402

Harry Potter and the First Law

>> No.6145406

Harry Potter and the battle of Stalingrad.

>> No.6145417

Harry Potter and Concept of Political
Harry Potter and Concept of Political Revisited
Harry Potter and Society Must Be Defended

Would read all three.

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>>6141373

> Harry Potter and the Son of the Revolution

Makes for a good enough title, at least.

>> No.6145472

>Harry Potter and the Antigone
Sounds plausible.

>> No.6145559

Harry Potter and the Man Who Was Thursday

>> No.6145575

>>6142117
The one by Chomsky, you mean? That is.. and the methods of rationality.

>> No.6145589

Harry Potter and Linguistics: A Complete Introduction

>> No.6145600
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Harry Potter, Mediterranean Anarchy, Interstate War, and the Rise of Rome.

Best case scenario: Harry Potter and friends time travel back to the 2nd Punic War.

Worse case scenario: Hogwarts now offering electives in political science.

>> No.6145605

>>6141373
Harry Potter and The Government Inspector

heh, I guess Hogwarts could be pretty corrupt, I don't remember them even having an accountant

>> No.6145607

Harry Potter and the Purgatorio
Harry's travel through Purgatory with Virgil at his side. While Dante's sin was Acedia, Harry was going to be cast into the Bolgia for sorcerers until his mother or something sent Virgil to save him. Might give it a read.

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>>6141373
>Harry Potter and the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

>> No.6145674

>>6145667
pleb alert, all hands on deck!

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>>6145667

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>>6145674

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>>6145667

>> No.6145705

Harry Potter and the Phenomenology of Spirit

>> No.6145729

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Starship Troopers

>> No.6145757

Harry Potter and What is to be Done.

>> No.6145762
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>>6145667

>> No.6145773

Harry Potter and the 50 Shades of Grey

>> No.6145784

>>6145773
I bet Hermione squirts

>> No.6145819
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Harry Potter: no longer human.

>> No.6145851

Harry Potter and the Blood Meridian

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>>6141373
Harry Potter and Our Lord and Savior, Bill

>> No.6145867

>>6141373
Harry Potter and War and Peace

>> No.6145931

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and the battle of the Douro
A book about the role of the 9¾th (Banffshire) regiment of broom in the liberation of Portugal.

>> No.6145933

Harry Potter and a Guide to Pottery

>> No.6145938

Harry Potter and the Promise of Sleep

>> No.6145940

>>6145862
It'd be hilarious if Coupland did a Potter.

"Harry sat in his cube. Hermione came by and said they should go to the cafeteria."

>> No.6145944

Harry Potter and The Sickness Unto Death

>> No.6145954

Harry Potter and the Tortilla Curtain

>> No.6145962

>>6145312
Wie könnte man den Titel sonst übersetzen?

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Harry Potter and the Ego and his Own

>> No.6145982

>Harry Potter and the Best American Non-Required Reading 2014

Meh

>> No.6145999

harry potter and the search for god, reality, and himself

Valis- pkd

>> No.6146008

>>6141373
Harry Potter and A Confederacy of Dunces.

>> No.6146010

>Harry Potter and the Man in the High Castle

>> No.6146018

Harry Potter and the Dance of the Happy Shades

>> No.6146027

>>6141373


Harry potter and the Infinite Rainbow

>> No.6146071

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and the Hells Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga.

So hardcore.

>> No.6146113

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Nationalist Revolution in China, 1923–1928

>> No.6146115

>>6146071
>>6142002
>>6141395
HST-mind.

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>>6145940
"Ron announced he was gay, today. We were all happy for him as he wondered what he was suppose to do next."

>> No.6146257

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Death of a Salesman

>> No.6146265

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Iliad

>> No.6146295

Harry Potter and the Count of Monte Cristo

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Harry Potter and the Fear and Trembling

>> No.6146382

Harry Potter and the Delta of Venus

>> No.6146390

>>6146382

>dat Basque

>> No.6146406

Harry Potter and The Matter, Forme and Power of a Common Wealth Ecclesiasticall and Civil

>> No.6146447

Harry Potter and the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

>> No.6146448

Harry Potter and The Plague

>> No.6147226

>>6141373
Harry Potter and the Wealth of Nations

>> No.6147230

Harry Potter and the Moby Dick

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>Harry Potter and The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
I want to read this now.

>> No.6147719

Harry Potter and Royal Flash.

F-f-fuck yes.

>> No.6147832

Harry Potter and Midnight Tides.

>> No.6147867

Harry Potter and Glory Road: The Army of the Potomac

>> No.6148028

Harry Potter and the Sadeian Woman

lol

>> No.6148712

Harry Potter and the Dune Messiah

>> No.6149093

Harry Potter Suttree.
Harry, after being the greatest wizard to ever live moves to a low income housing estate giving up his fame and fortunes to live with petty criminals and other souls caught in the crumbling apartment blocks.

>> No.6149107

Harry Potter and the Citadel of the Autarch : in which HP realizes everyone is voldemort

>> No.6149231

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and The Lord Of Light
>Harry Potter and The Clockwork Orange

>> No.6149417

>>6141373
Harry Potter and White Girl Bleed A lot

>> No.6149431

Harry Potter and with the old breed at Peleliu and Okinawa.

wat?

>> No.6149645

> Harry Potter and the Shadow of the Torturer

I'd read it

>> No.6149672

>>6141373
> Harry Potter and the Blood Meridian
Pretty badass sounding name.

>> No.6149741

>>6141373
>Harry Potter and the Sands Of Arrakis

Sorry, didn't like "Harry Potter and Dune"

>> No.6149752

>>6141373
Harry Potter and The melancholy of resistance.

Sounds... surreal

>> No.6149760

harry potter and harry potter and the sorcerers stone

>> No.6149765

Harry Potter and the Breakfast of Champions.

>> No.6149806

>>6141373
Harry Potter and A Betrayal in Winter

>> No.6149815

>>6141454
>an ancient evil awakens

>> No.6149845

>>6145374
Hey fellow e/lit/ist, I read locked in a few monnths ago and liked it. Any other John Scalzi book similar?

>> No.6149861

>>6141373
Harry Potter and The Ego and It's Own.

>> No.6149878

>>6141373
It would never happen because I don't read shit kid's books.

>> No.6149892

>>6149806
>Daniel Abraham
muh nigga

>> No.6150083

Harry Potter and the Quantity Theory of Insanity.

>> No.6150096

>>6141373
Harry Potter's first and only even remotely romantic experience thus far.