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Gf wants a book for Valentine's Day. She likes middle English poetry and Mishima, yet she called me a "fascist" for supporting the death penalty for vandalism, and she likes "indeterminate music".

What books would be fun to get her on Valentine's, yet also appeal to her rather hipsterish taste?

>> No.6139689

>>6139683
Nigga that sounds like a true poser. Buy her The Taming of the Shrew.

>> No.6139692

>>6139683
2fat4me

>> No.6139696

i wait until my first ever gf goes to sleep because she gets mad if i read while shes around

>> No.6139706

>>6139689
She's probably read it. I'd rather get her something where the chances are she hasn't read it.

>> No.6139715

>>6139683

Tbh, she sounds insufferable. You shouldn't get her anything.

>> No.6139729

>>6139715
She's pretty cute and she's a sincerely loving, so I don't have an issue in humoring her idiosyncrasies.

>> No.6139730

>no lighting elements hitting the pages of the book

>> No.6139735
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I want her to fart on my face

>> No.6139757

>>6139696
What the fuck, what a terrible person.

>> No.6139758

>gf
>not sister

step your /lit/ up

>> No.6139763

>>6139696
do you enjoy suffering

>> No.6139790

>>6139757
how so? she is easily bored and doesn't like when i don't find something she likes to do together to amuse her.

>>6139763
why do you think so? i am happy to finally have affection.

>> No.6139794

>>6139790
Do you live together?
If yes, that's really fucking weird.

>> No.6139796

>>6139683
Something's wrong with her nose.
It has an awful curve.

>> No.6139802

>>6139790
Shit son get your balls together.

>> No.6139811

>>6139796
'Beauty' surgery.

>> No.6139822

>>6139794
most of the time, yeah. we're "stuck at the hip" in the opinion of most people. but i avoid having friends and she doesn't know how to get any so we spend all our social time and more together.

>>6139802
i just want to finally relax for some time.

>> No.6139834

>>6139822
For relaxing times... Suntory Times

>> No.6139842

>>6139834
i would rather not drink but she thinks that is boring

>> No.6139848

get a brain and a new gf faggot

>> No.6139854

>>6139822
Try reading a book anyways. Then give her shit when she does something 'unamusing'.

>> No.6139859

>>6139683
The Container Store by Joe Hall and Chad Hardy is seriously perfect for this.

>> No.6139879

>>6139842
I never get bored while sober, there is no chance in hell I would get bored while drinking.

She sounds insufferable.

>> No.6139903

Tan butts always remind me of smooth, waxy, cylindrically small and somewhat curved turds.

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>>6139683
>supporting the death penalty for vandalism

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>>6139790
>how so? she is easily bored and doesn't like when i don't find something she likes to do together to amuse her.

Jesus Christ. You're a fucking mangina. Fuck that actually, you might have a pussy.

Let's hope you and her go down in a blaze so you can learn a bit about women. Honestly, I'm praying for you to lose her and get with someone better.

Men like you hurt my soul, you deserve better.

>> No.6139941

>>6139935
Edgy punk teen rebel detected.

>> No.6139946

>>6139941
Fascist detected

>> No.6139953

>>6139946
I was just joking.
But now I think you really are.

>> No.6139960

>>6139854
I do read until she gets annoyed but the reverse couldn't happen since I can amuse myself easily.

>>6139879
She doesn't have the same regard for health i do.

>>6139940
I don't think this part of me is feminine. You just want to coerce me. Why do you assume i deserve better by default? I am glad to finally have a gf and it has improved me.

>> No.6139972

>>6139953
I was just joking.
But now I think you really are.

>> No.6139977

>>6139960
Why is she annoyed about it? Like fuck, this is perplexing. Is she really that self-absorbed?

>> No.6139981

>>6139972
Go spray paint a penis edgelord. I gotta lift weights and recite philosophy.

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>>6139960
>Why do you assume i deserve better by default? I am glad to finally have a gf and it has improved me.
>it has improved me
Not by the way you're talking. It would appear she has your balls under lock and key, and she's the one twirling the keyring.

Because you're so willingly allowing this, I'm (maybe wrongly assuming, probably not) you're an inexperienced "nice guy".

>> No.6140003

>>6139977
i think its the feeling "i can't amuse myself and he is just amusing himself instead of caring about me having fun".

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>>6139960
>>6139977

yeah why can't she stand it? What about when she is frittering away time on her phone/intsagram/facebook or watching dumb shows or whatever it is women fill their days with?

read then

>> No.6140008

>>6139960
You sound exactly like Mersault.

>> No.6140010

>>6139981
NTG, but who "recites" philosophy? Other than pseudointellectual hipsters of course.

>> No.6140015

>>6140010
Some at me faggot, I'm benching 420 and riding the tiger.

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>> No.6140022

>not being a Fascist
aka being dishonest or frightened, typically both

>> No.6140041

>>6140002
I think you come to my case with preconceptions that don't apply here.

>>6140008
this is the first post that i think gets it. in the long run i feel that my instincts are towards health and higher air but in the short term i react with apathy to bad conditions.

>>6140004
those are some moments when i can read peacefully but they dont last compared to my amusements.

>> No.6140044

>>6140041
But I won't omit that my selfesteem was very bad in the recent past. Apathy has eased that however.

>> No.6140045

>>6140022

nice pure ideology kid

>> No.6140047

>>6140045
>pure ideology
more like pure idea-logic

>> No.6140051

>>6140047

I figuratively puked
go read a book

>> No.6140055

>>6140051
>puking
See I said you were anxious

>> No.6140060

Fascism is just embracing the savage, irrational collective nature and making something great out of it though.

>> No.6140063

>>6140055

disgust, pity, revulsion, embarrassment =/= anxiety

>> No.6140064

>>6140063
>disgust, pity, revulsion, embarrassment
actually you sound fairly Fascist yourself, you're alright

>> No.6140069

>>6140064

I'm a radical far-leftist, so we have plenty in common I guess

>> No.6140076 [DELETED] 

>>6139683
fuck look at that prose

>> No.6140078

>blondes

meh

>> No.6140079

>>6140069
>radical far-leftist
I hope you have messiah-like qualities

>> No.6140090

>>6140079

just ask your mother. she knows all about my second coming

>> No.6140092

>>6140090
how charitable and worker-oriented of you

>> No.6140097

>>6140092

it's a nice feeling emptying my dominant modes of discourse into the mouth of the willing proletariat

>> No.6140100

>>6140097
and now we see the oppression inherent in the inevitable power imbalances in all human relations

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>>6140090
>>6140092
>>6140097

fukken rekt

>> No.6140119

Get her House of Leaves and white out random words.

>> No.6140122

>>6140119
scratch that, just white out the very last word in the novel proper.

>> No.6140133

>>6139683
You support the death penalty for vandalism?
WTF is wrong with you?

>> No.6140146

>>6139683
>death penalty for vandalism
Where in the fuck do you live that they have a death penalty for vandalism to support?

>> No.6140164

>>6139683
Get her UBIK.

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>>6139683

>> No.6140171

>>6139683
>death penalty for vandalism
That's just retarded.

>> No.6140261

>>6139683
Troilus and Criseyde by Chaucer.

Make sure its in Middle English or she'll just say thanks and be disappointed on the inside.

>> No.6140461

>>6139683
Buy her some better taste lmao

>> No.6140536

>>6139683
50 shades of gray

Thank me latter

>> No.6140578

>>6139696
M8 I don't know how to put this, but you are going to be a cuck one day, because you are a pussy now.

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>>6139683
>pic'n'title

>> No.6140722

>>6140685
>Can't draw a straight line

>> No.6141126

>>6139683
>Gf wants a book for Valentine's Day
Book is code for your penis.

>> No.6141384

>>6139790
> doesn't like when i don't find something she likes to do together to amuse her

Get the fuck out of that relationship now. She is a selfish bitch, and will be the kind that waits up at night for you to come home from work.

You will go out with friends one night and she will pull that passive aggressive attitude about being left at home while you go and have fun and will fucking stay up until you come home so she can get pissed at you.

You don't want a crazy selfish girlfriend like that

>> No.6141403

>>6139822
> stuck at the hip
> you avoid having friends
> she cant get any friends

Bruh she is ruining your life. You're avoiding friends because of her. She is a social retard and a crazy bitch and will literally ruin your life. Any friends you have now or that you could have in the future will disappear because she will drive them away or get in between you and them. Leave her now I am not joking or you will be one of those whipped boyfriends/husbands who has no friends and has to get the girlfriends approval to do anything

>> No.6141429

>>6140041
You just used big words and a superior tone to basically say that your girlfriend is a selfish child who has you whipped beyond belief and has brainwashed you into thinking what she is doing for you is good.

I don't expect you to believe me or trust me because I am just some anon, but I have seen this before. Hell, my uncle is this way. My uncle's wife (notice I dont call her my aunt anymore) isn't blood related to us, but she has the same kind of psychological defects as your girlfriend. They are uninteresting people who are constantly bored, and hate when their significant others are enjoying themselves or having fun without needing them. They feel the need to be the center of attention, and are extremely jealous and protective. My Uncle's Wife had my Uncle so whipped that she convinced him he didn't need to go to my Grandparent's 50th Wedding Anniversary party (His parents). She also doesn't let him and my cousins come to our family Christmas Morning and dinner plans until after we have all left, and doesn't let our family see my cousins anymore. We have taken a stand against her, and my Uncle is realizing how much damage she has caused and is backing away. The only reason he is still with her is because of my cousins (their children). He is miserable, and even my sweet Grandmother calls her a Cunt.

Just take this into consideration. Think about her, and about what she would tell you to do and not do. She has you under her spell, and before you know it she will convince you to marry her and have a kid so that you will be locked in with her. It's like a Siren's song, and you won't wake up from it until it is too late. Get out of that relationship NOW