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6134017 No.6134017 [Reply] [Original]

I need some extremely offensive, over-the-top-offensive short stories. Like 2007 /b/-tier shit

>> No.6134024

jews are evil

>> No.6134027

Fuck Justinian . What he did to Belisarius was unforgivable.

>> No.6134029
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>>6134017
Just to clarify, extra points for noteworthy authors

>> No.6134043

>>6134029
10/10 semen demon she is perfect I want to meet her

>> No.6134057

>>6134029
The hnnnng I feel for her is like that incomparable to any hnnnng felt by mankind before.

>> No.6134079

>>6134029
who is this spunk trunk

>> No.6134088 [DELETED] 

>>6134043
>>6134057
>I must have read the Harry Potter books like, 20 times! They're easily my favorite book series ever! ^.^

>> No.6134092

>>6134088
With eyes like that I wouldn't even care

>> No.6134112

The Hypnotist
Hair of Dog
My Favorite Murder
An Imperfect Conflgration

All by Ambrose Bierce

>> No.6134121

>>6134088
Kek I wouldn't be surprised to hear this coming from her lips. But the possibility that my diamond-hard cock might slip into those lips would render whatever comes out of them irrelevant.

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If you know who the swans are, this was written by their frontman.

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>>6134124
Full of stuff like this

>> No.6134130
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Phallic Monsters from the Deep Beyond, by /lit/

>> No.6134182

Peter Sotos I guess
Les Chants de Maldoror

>> No.6134194

>>6134017
What do you need it for OP?

>> No.6134195

>>6134124

>If you know who the swans are
>who the swans are
>THE swans

seems like you don't know them yourself, fuckface babyboy

>> No.6134200

>>6134195
>trying this hard
I don't even listen to Swans and I can tell you're being a cunt

>> No.6134234

>>6134200
>>6134195
>>6134124

You're all faggots and I'm better than you.

>> No.6134236

>>6134234
>better than me
>didn't even get dubs

>> No.6134274

>>6134200

yeah, I know, I just like the lawlessibility of it all

like anyone could really care

It's weird, because of course my reaction was fake, but could your reaction be fake as well?

did you really care that I cared? or pretended to?

I'm tempted to tell Mr.Captcha that yes, I am a robot, but how could I tell you I am one, then?

and it's not like we're here discussing anything.

I never fucking post, I just roam the shitstream, man

just paddling, yes, there's where

what are you doing here man?

why do you sell your time like this?

you know, people might not be free, but they sure are cheap

i bet you smoke. you do, right?

heartbeats running away into you, and time, that bitch, she never really liked you

because, in the end, you're still

a fuckface babyboy

>> No.6134285

>>6134027
No one likes dinosaurs anyways

>> No.6134294
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check out bizarro fiction.

>> No.6136221

>>6134182
These. Also, Bataille's Story of the Eye.

>> No.6136246

>>6134236
He referenced a Swans song

>> No.6136352

>>6134124
stop pushing this shit on lit

>> No.6136462

>>6134129
lmfao this is bad

>> No.6136551

"Guts"

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>>6134124
>the Swans
>the

>> No.6138835

>>6136551
is shit
stop pimping this palahniuk fggt

>> No.6138851

>>6134129
>another bad Hemmingway impression

>> No.6138992

>>6138835
OP asked for 2007 /b/-tier shit, not quality literature. Work on your reading comprehension, buddy.

>> No.6139069

>>6138851
>every minimalistic writer is a Hemingway hack